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[Nogizaka No Miu!]
Don!
We're back with another episode of "Nogizaka no Miu!"
I'm your host, Banana Man.
Thank you for tuning in.
And of course, Nogizaka-chan!
2017!
Pyo pyo!
That's what you say!
No, no, no.
That's what you say!
But it's been a while since we opened.
We have new members this time.
New members.
This time, it's a double center again.
Four of you are new.
As for Terada...
It's your first selection, right?
Congratulations!
Thank you.
It doesn't feel like it's your first time.
It's been a while!
It's your sixth episode.
It's been 11 episodes since "Girl's Rule."
That's right.
It's been about two or three years.
Really?!
It doesn't feel like it at all.
We're still together, so...
Higuchi, it's your eighth episode.
When did you realize it was your ninth episode?
It's my second episode.
I see.
So, Imura-san.
Yes!
What will you do? Please!
I asked my dad about various things!
What?!
This time, the four dads who have been selected will conduct an emergency survey.
It's a project to learn about the feelings of the family who support them and do their best!
It may be embarrassing, but...
Listen! Listen to your dad!
Listen to your dad!
I'll tell you, but...
It's becoming more and more like that, right?
Listen, you idiot!
That's right, you idiot!
An emergency survey for their dads.
First is this time's selection.
Did the girls report anything?
What is Yuri Saito's dad's answer?
There was no sad thing.
You're lying! You're lying! You're lying!
I heard it from my wife.
You're lying!
On the day of the election announcement, I contacted my mother.
To be honest, there is also a family group, but I didn't send it there and only contacted my mother in the comments.
On the contrary, it's a secret.
Why are you hiding it?
Is it noisy? Is it noisy in other places?
It's not like that at all.
Rather, I'm the type who doesn't say anything.
Why?
If you were told that you would be beaten up if you participated in the election, you would know.
I wasn't told at all.
So your dad also added "sad thing" in front of "there wasn't".
That's right.
Maybe that's why I heard it from my mother and got a message saying "congratulations", so I replied "thank you".
I feel sorry for you, dad.
It's in, daughter.
What are you doing? Don't shake my hand.
Next is Nakada's dad's report from his daughter.
Nakada talked a lot with his dad in various programs.
Did you have a report from your dad?
Of course not.
At the end of the fourth call, she stopped calling him while crying.
Of course not.
Your dad, too.
Well, I don't have one.
Give up.
I don't have one.
Did you tell anyone?
To be honest, I didn't tell anyone.
Your mom, too?
My mom is very talkative.
Since I was in first grade, I decided not to say anything to my parents.
That's too early.
It's too early for you to decide from first grade.
That's too early.
When I was in first grade, I fell in love with a boy.
I told my mom that I like him.
But I told my dad that it's a secret.
Then, the next morning, I told my dad that I like him.
You shouldn't do that, dad.
If you tell your mom, she'll let you know.
I'm sure of it.
That's too early for you to decide from first grade.
You shouldn't do that, dad.
That's why I decided not to say anything.
Did you tell your parents that you're going out?
No, I didn't.
I didn't say anything.
What?
What do you know about your parents?
Do you know about them on the Internet?
I found out about them on the official website of Nonizaka.
What is "nakada"?
I don't know.
It's like throwing away a candy box.
It's weird.
You're weird.
I'm not weird.
You're weird.
That's right. I'm weird.
I wanted you to say that.
Next is Higuchi's dad's answer.
Was there a report that you were selected?
Yes, there was!
As expected of Higuchi.
And your dad, who used to be a yankee, only said this.
Yes, there was!
Dad, it's very easy to understand.
Was there a report that you were selected?
Yes, there was!
That's right.
I'm asking you if there was one or not.
Yes, there was!
I'll tell you.
But, every night, Dad,
he was watching the recording of "Mugizaka Koujichou" all the time.
That's right, every night.
When I turned on the TV, he said, "You're not doing anything interesting today."
So, I put in a DVD and listened to it again and again.
When I'm at home, I keep hearing "dong"!
"Dong"!
Wait a minute, Higuchi.
The way you say it now is amazing.
Every time you say "dong", I get a little hurt.
It's a mysterious diss.
It's not my fault.
That's how much I watch it.
I'm sure you'll see it on TV, so I'm going to say the selection announcement, too.
Was Dad happy about it?
He's not the type to express his feelings very much.
"Well, but you can do it." It's a pretty normal reaction.
I see.
But, when Higuchi isn't in the room, he says, "I did it!"
I did it! I did it!
I think he's saying it.
And the report from the first selection, "Terada" to Dad is...
When I got home from work,
I got selected from RANZE.
He said it with the same low tension as usual.
But if you think about the path I've taken so far,
Well done! You did your best!
It's like that.
I'm about to cry.
Congratulations, Dad!
You didn't say it with a high tension.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
It's always like this, so I can't say "I did it!"
How much of the actual tone did you say?
Do it for me. Do it for me.
Well, I'll get home.
I got selected.
It's pretty low. It's pretty low.
It's not that low. It's not that low.
When you were talking about your favorite anime before, you were really excited.
That's about it.
When I'm watching anime, I like "Takarazuka Kagekidan" and stuff like that, but other than that, it's like this.
But after all this time, you looked like you were going to cry a little.
Oh, dad.
I'm happy.
You're happy, aren't you?
I'm happy.
What about the other members? Do you say you're bored of it?
I'm happy every time.
You look happy.
I think that's the right way of looking.
Is there anyone else who says that?
You say it, don't you?
This time, I'm most excited about my dad.
Why are you most excited about your dad?
I'm mostly excited about my dad.
Your dad is the most important thing.
After that, my dad and then my mom.
Dad and then mom.
I never say it.
You don't say it?
I don't contact them at all, but my mom...
Mom, Kazumi is tired. I'm a little worried.
But I'm busy, so it's okay. Sparkle.
Like that.
Sometimes I'm worried, but my parents are grateful.
But it's okay.
Like that.
When I get a call...
Give me a call.
It's already coming out of the sentence.
Do you use LINE or something?
No, I don't.
Oh, I see.
If it was LINE, you wouldn't stamp it.
That's right.
You're amazing!
I'm really worried about you!
You should send it to Earth or something.
No one can read Earth.
You're right!
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Senodomo is crying.
She's about to cry.
See?
Next is what you think your daughter should do to leave a mark in this selection.
Higuchi Papa's answer is...
It's better for her to speak better.
Why? You don't have a bad image of her?
No, I don't.
But I feel like you don't either, Dad.
Oh, really?
But you do have an image of you smiling a lot at home, don't you?
I have a strong image of me impersonating a monster.
I have a really strong image of that, but that was years ago.
I was really angry about that. It was my mom.
I think it's fine. But you were doing your best.
I definitely want to do it again. Sometimes we do an impersonation of Sakaguchi-kun at a handshake party.
Sakaguchi-kun?
"Sakanoy-kun, right?" And I'll say, "Okay, I'll do it."
It's kind of weird.
Everyone, remember this. If you do it properly one more time...
Let's do a compact version of the handshake.
I wanted to do it in a cute way.
We're improving it.
A handshake version, right?
If you say it...
I'll do it and end it.
It's really easy.
It's totally different!
It's funny that you did it like that.
I want you to do it a little more.
A little more.
I want you to do it a little more.
It's totally different from the menu.
How should I do it?
How original did you do it?
Tell me in the first place!
The original is...
When I run, I do it like this.
I do it like this.
Like this?
Was it like that?
My image is increasing.
Like this?
Your image was like this in your head.
It's different!
Was it like that?
Like this.
Was it that cute?
I did it like this.
One, two...
That's good.
If you do it like that...
It's totally different.
But we're improving it again and again.
Next, what is Nakada's answer?
Dad, I'll say it.
Emste's practice of rolling down the stairs without getting hurt.
What are you talking about?
It's really dangerous.
It's really out of hand.
I see.
You say something like this, and you know what will happen next.
Why do you say that?
Maybe I'm a little addicted to this construction.
Maybe I'm in good shape.
Don't make fun of me.
But you know, it was exciting.
Next is Derada's dad's answer.
I'd like you to pull out an interesting joke.
I'd like you to give me a gag.
A gag?
Dad, I'll say it, too.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
There's a gag I like the most these days.
I'd like you to watch it.
It's really interesting.
It's called "return car".
Why are you the only one laughing?
I'm Yuki Himura and it's "return car".
Dad!
What?
It's crazy.
Why does Derada Ranzi give me a gag like this?
There is a point in this.
Do you know?
The good thing about this is that you can adjust the angle here.
And you can go anywhere.
You can go anywhere.
And this.
Pop, pop.
Pop is really like this.
The first pop is like this.
The second one is like this.
It's different.
This is not funny at all.
You said it was funny, so I'm doing it.
I've been called a locomotive so far.
I don't like it.
I'm 45 years old this year.
How about this?
Let's go.
Locomotive.
You come out.
I started running.
Pop, pop.
It's cute.
The locomotive is small.
Yes, it's good.
This is real.
Next, Yuri Saito's father's answer is...
I don't know much about entertainment.
Can you give me some advice?
I'm sorry.
I'll give you a joke.
I don't like it.
I gave you my gratitude.
I didn't give you my gratitude.
Can you do a weird face?
Like this.
I don't think it's weird.
Can you do it?
I'm just pushing it with my fingers.
I wonder if you can do it like this.
That's good.
But I wonder when you do it like this.
You can do it like this when you sing.
But I want you to do it when you stand up.
I have a microphone, so I can't do it with one hand.
I'll hide my face.
I can't do it.
Wait a minute.
Is there a scene where you do it like this?
When you do it like this, I can only do it with one hand.
It's weird.
I want you to do it like this.
After this, his father said something that made him cry.
The following survey is...
What is the happy episode you had with your daughter recently?
First of all, Higuchi's father's answer.
You said you'd buy him glasses.
You said it.
I said it.
Dad, you still have colored glasses.
It's thin.
It's thin, isn't it?
My hair is strong, but it's too strong for me.
I get into a fight.
It's too strong.
You really get into a fight, don't you?
And...
The other day, when I saw this person on the poster that was posted in Shibuya on the train, I went to the photo studio.
The person with the hairstyle that said "Please make a phone call" looks exactly like my dad.
But it's completely different.
Of course it's different.
That's my dad, but it's crazy.
His hair and sunglasses are too similar.
I thought I had to change it for my dad.
But I don't say it's okay with those glasses.
I changed my way of saying it and said "Let's go on a shopping date together next time."
I said it in a way that he would listen to me.
I said I would never change my hair.
Now you look like a bright gold.
I'm gold.
Gold.
The other day, when I said I'd make it a skinhead,
he said "Don't do that."
You look like a middle school Yankee.
Rather than a dad, I feel like a sibling.
If you do that, you'll get caught, so don't do it.
You won't get caught!
I said it and stopped it.
Oh, really?
You're close.
Next is a happy episode of Terada's dad.
Until now, only Katataki prefecture has received gifts from Lanze.
But on his birthday, he got a surprise gift of socks.
He cried in the bathroom.
So you cry in the bathroom.
So you don't show it.
I'm going to cry.
He cried.
Don't show it in front of you.
You cried in the bathroom, dad.
I cried.
You gave him socks?
Yes.
Terada also cried.
I was happy.
Really?
I'm glad.
Why socks?
Yes, why socks?
I don't know the size.
Oh, it's something else.
Socks, I see.
You don't know.
Were you happy when you gave it to him?
No.
Oh, I see.
It's embarrassing, but...
Oh, thank you.
You must have been happy when you gave it to him.
But you cried while you took a shit in the bathroom because you thought he bought you something with the money you worked for.
I didn't cry while I took a shit.
A man cries in the bathroom.
I said "die!"
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being moved.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But you're a good dad, aren't you?
You should have given him something more on his anniversary.
That's right, like his birthday.
And you went to the bathroom and opened it and touched it.
You're the worst.
The next questionnaire is about the sad episode you had with your daughter recently.
First, Yuri Saito's dad's answer.
I'm counting on you. Don't do anything.
On New Year's Day, you went on a trip abroad.
But I found out about it on your blog.
You don't even have a souvenir.
You went abroad.
Did you go with any of your members?
Yes, I went with Nanase and Karin-chan.
I enjoyed it a lot.
Where did you go?
I went to Hong Kong.
You didn't tell me you went there.
I talked about New Year's Day with my mom on the phone.
You told your mom about it.
Before that, I went to my grandma's house.
I was wondering if I could meet my dad there.
But my dad wasn't there.
It was like a misunderstanding.
In the end, my dad didn't know about it.
He didn't know about it?
Don't be silly.
You're cheerful.
But you bought a souvenir and you haven't given it to him yet, right?
I didn't buy it.
I won't forgive you for that.
Did you tell him about the rainbow?
I didn't tell him.
Just say it, you idiot!
What about a souvenir?
I didn't buy it.
You're cheerful, so you can say it.
But you want him to say it, don't you, dad?
I'm cheerful just like you, but you're very quiet.
It might be like that at home, but outside...
My daughter won't say it!
She won't say it!
Maybe it's like that at home, but outside...
Next, what was the sad episode of Gerada's dad?
When his parents weren't home, Gerada's sister and Gerada made dinner for Gerada and Gerada's dad.
Gerada didn't know how to boil noodles, and Gerada didn't know how to measure water.
What is that? What is it made of?
It's Okinawa soba.
The one in a box and you boil it.
I've never really cooked.
I knew that it would boil from about 100 degrees Celsius.
That's 100 degrees Celsius.
Yes, I knew that it would be 100 degrees Celsius when it was boiling.
I don't even have a thermometer.
Do you measure it with a thermometer?
I do measure it with a thermometer.
With a thermometer...
I want it to be very firm.
I wanted to know what 100 degrees Celsius was like, but I didn't know.
But if you heat it up and boil it, will it boil?
I didn't know that.
Have you ever made instant noodles?
No, I haven't.
Really?
But they often release it in catering and come out like this.
A pot?
I entered Nogizaka and learned about it for the first time.
I didn't know how to use it, but Nakamoto-san taught me.
What?
Asuka-chan, have you ever made it?
Asuka-chan has been making it recently.
You're lying!
It's true.
When I made fried rice for a program, it was almost done, wasn't it?
It was almost done, but miraculously, it didn't taste good.
Have you ever made instant buckwheat noodles?
I've never made it, but I've tried it.
It's not like cooking. It's just boiling water.
That's right.
What happens if it's 100 degrees and it's bubbling?
There's work that I have to use a nightstand.
Don't you say "piii" at night?
I don't know what it is.
It's like "shh, shh, shh"
Oh, my God!
It's coming!
Oh, my God!
It was time to use it.
You missed it.
Finally, the daughter who was selected got an "a" from her father.
First of all, let's see what her father said.
You've been here for three years. I'm glad you didn't give up.
You're an underdog, so please use what you've experienced and learned as a selection.
Congratulations!
Thank you, Dad!
What a great speech!
It's perfect, isn't it?
It's good. I'm about to cry.
See? Dad is watching you like this.
That's right!
Dad, I hope you enjoy it.
Sure!
I'll cry if I go any further.
Dad, I knew you'd cry.
Don't make me cry!
Dad will be happy.
Of course, he'll be happy.
She's moved by Dad's speech.
She's watching you.
Please do your best.
Next, Dad Higuchi.
Don't bother people around you.
You sound like Dad Higuchi.
It's simple, but it's good.
Don't bother people around you.
That's right.
It's simple, but it's important.
That's right.
Next, Dad Terada.
You sound like Dad Terada.
Don't be too stiff.
Run up to where you want to go.
You sound like Dad Terada.
Dad!
That's what it says.
I don't want it at the end.
You don't want it at the end? Why not?
I said it myself.
You said it yourself?
Next, Dad Saito Yuri.
You can enjoy any environment and place.
I'm not worried about you.
Have fun and do your best.
Yes!
But you should practice singing a little more.
I don't want it.
A little.
I like singing and doing my best.
You're not bad at singing, are you?
I love it.
You love it, don't you?
You should practice it.
You're weird.
Right?
You're funny.
Did you cross this bridge?
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Wait a minute.
Wow!
If you have this...
Can you turn it around right away?
Hey! Stop it!
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