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[Nogizaka, entering now!]
Don! It has started!
Nogizaka construction in progress.
I'm your host, Banana Man.
Nice to meet you!
And this is Nogizaka!
My heart is 20 years old.
She looks like an old lady, but she is.
What we are going to do today is...
Ms. Hima, please announce it.
Here we go!
Let's celebrate the New Year's Day 2017!
We have celebrated the New Year's Day in various ways every year,
but this time, we will set up a celebration meal for these five people.
These five people are of the same age.
Yes, we are.
You came here...
Are you an adult?
No, I'm not!
No way!
I like coffee milk.
Caramel milk!
Are you drinking alcohol?
Are you serious?
A little bit.
You drink it.
Yes, I do.
You are an adult.
Do you also drink sake?
Recently, I drank a little bit of Japanese sake "kokuryu".
Kokuryu?
My mom drank it, so I got a sip of it.
So, this time, these five people...
You came here, didn't you?
Yes.
Let's see.
Excuse me.
What?
Excuse me.
What's up?
Can I say something before we start?
Sure.
Earlier, we celebrated the New Year's Day every year...
Excuse me for a second.
We celebrate it, but...
Yes, you did.
Actually, it's Riko, Marika, Rocky and Kazumin's turn.
Actually, we haven't done it yet.
We haven't done it yet.
You want to do it, don't you?
We want to do it, but...
If you don't mind...
Okay, then.
Let's have Bungie do it.
No!
It's an adult ceremony.
Today, we went to Okamapa and had fun.
We ate sushi and...
Do you want me and Rocky to do it?
Do you want me and Bungie to do it?
No!
Then, gather your members and...
put them in a cardboard box.
Okay.
What is it?
I've been wanting to say it for a long time.
It's a series we haven't done yet.
A series we haven't done yet?
Just say it.
It's a series we haven't done yet.
That's right.
It's like, when we're on this show...
But, that form of forms have disappeared naturally.
You want us to do something?
In that case, is there anyone else?
Not at all.
Then, why don't you guys also do Bungie?
Okay.
Let's think about it.
This time, these five people will do it.
Ready?
VTR, go ahead!
This time...
Surprisingly, nothing happens in this VTR.
Enjoy what these 5 girls are doing as they are.
Metal.
Come on!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
You sound like a kid!
Yaaay!
It's already good!
Eh? It's not good anymore, right?
Is it okay for me to be here?
Then... excuse me...
- What should we do? - Should we put it in the back for now?
- Yes. - But this side is more comfortable.
- Do you want me to come here? - Yes.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
I thought it would smell good, but it's ponzu.
- Waterfall is cute. - It smells good.
- Let's drink it. - Let's drink it.
- If it doesn't work... - I want to dip it in somen.
- Somen? - Yes.
- I don't know what you mean. - Somen?
Can we not dip it in it?
I'm hungry.
- I'm hungry. - But it's a good time now.
Yesterday, around one in the middle of the night,
- I ate steak, french toast, pancake... - What?
...fried potato, cream chowder...
- Did you eat it? - What?
Yes, I didn't eat anything yesterday.
- You did it. - You did it.
- Welcome. - Welcome.
- Where should we go? - Where do you want to sit?
- It's Chi-chan and Mi-onan's clothes. - Yes.
- It's the same as before. - I was surprised.
- It's a mirror effect. - A mirror effect.
- It's a mirror effect. - It's a mirror effect.
- I'll have a drink of mineral water and... - Two.
- And a coke. - Coke?
- Coke?
- Coke with rice is amazing. - That's right.
- How is it? Doesn't the taste of rice disappear? - It doesn't disappear.
- I'm happy. - The best combination is rice and coffee milk.
- Coffee. - Coffee.
- Milk coffee and coffee milk. - How is it?
- Do you drink it with your mouth wide open? - Is it possible?
- Is it possible?
- Sorry, I said it casually. - You can eat it with anything.
- You can eat it with natto. - This adult team is all a little crazy.
- Don't mix it up too much. - Don't mix it up too much.
- Mi-onan's private hakama... no, yukata... no, hakama?
- Kimono. - Kimono.
- I made a mistake. - Everybody is going crazy.
- My private hakama? The apron? - Yes.
- Yukata, yours? - Mine was surprisingly light blue.
- It was blueish light blue.
- Did you all take it? - We did.
- What about you, Hime? - I didn't.
- No, we didn't. - I only have one.
- You guys know you have a lot of work. - That's true.
In the future, if we're married and have children and have a family,
She said she didn't care if I was old or not.
No way!
I was surprised.
My family is my only ally.
Until the end.
Happy 20th birthday!
Let's have a toast.
Even though it's a 20 year old's toast,
Kii-chan is very old.
It's because of today's clothes, I have a bad feeling about it.
Why? Why? You're all in a hurry.
You're all in a hurry, aren't you?
If you think about it normally, since it's an adult gathering,
we thought you'd be more mature.
But when Minami-chan wore it...
Right? I thought so.
I thought I'd seen it before.
Minami's Kii-chan.
Minami-chan's Minami-chan's Kii-chan.
She's cute.
I thought about it during this broadcast.
That's right. It's 2017.
No way.
That's scary.
It's getting older year by year.
I know. I know.
I wrote a wish list for next year's fans.
I wrote "dog" for 2018.
What?
I wrote "dog" and submitted it.
They said it was completely different.
Kii-chan doesn't look like she's in her 20s.
There are a lot of members who look like adults regardless of age.
Kii-chan is very young among the members.
But recently I've been studying philosophy.
Philosophy?
For example?
Like...
I look up things and hear a lot of opinions.
Good or bad.
No, not all of them.
Not all of them?
I don't know.
Daymax.
It's no use.
This is terrible.
She might be in her 20s now, but she's still a minor.
What's wrong?
I'm drunk.
It's still early in the day.
I always spill something.
Kii-chan looks like she won't drink much.
I'm sure of it.
Even if you don't drink, you're drunk in your mood.
I'm scared.
You're right.
I'm scared. I'll apologize first.
Okay.
I'll pour it.
Is it hot?
It's not hot at all.
It's round.
It looks delicious.
First of all, I'm happy. The chicken is delicious, isn't it?
I'm happy. I want to eat and drink.
It's really delicious.
It's a gentle taste.
It's a very gentle taste.
Do you have anything you want to do when you turn 20?
I...
I'm going abroad alone.
There was an episode.
My manager asked me for room service.
He called me.
The room service person spoke in English.
I asked my manager if I could do it.
I can't do it at all.
I'm good at listening.
I'm not good at talking.
I'm going to do something about listening alone.
I'll do something about it.
I'm confident and I want to go alone.
That's good.
That's why you're so confident.
The room service is trying to ask you a lot of questions.
You're not interested in going abroad, are you?
I don't think so.
You said you've been home all New Year's.
I've been home all year.
What about you, Hinako?
Hokkaido?
Hokkaido, but...
Haka... Hatsu...
It's not Moses anymore.
Haka... Hatsu... It's not Moses anymore.
I want to go back to Hokkaido.
What kind of fantasy game is that?
I want to go to Hokkaido slowly.
I want to go to Hokkaido.
I want to go on a drive.
When we went by jeep, it was a lot of fun.
How many years ago?
Four years ago.
Four years ago?
When I was in high school.
It's been four years, hasn't it?
Six years.
Five years.
I'm looking forward to the reunion now, everyone.
Right?
There are people who are working.
That's right.
There are people who own a house.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Is there such a thing?
Do you want to do it?
Let's do it.
I want to do it.
What should we do if we can't invite you?
Kii-chan doesn't go.
Wait a minute. I'll go.
You'll say you'll go and push me away.
I'll definitely go. I'll definitely go.
I'll go.
But...
Yes. Recently...
I've been looking back at the past.
I was the brightest at that time.
You always talk backwards.
When I look back now, I think the same thing.
I'm shining now.
What's with you?
Hold this.
Thank you.
Ikuta seems to have an opinion.
You're encouraging her.
Ikuta's mom, do you have anything to say?
Me?
I spill a lot of things.
Really.
Why?
Why do you spill?
I'm about to die.
It's 2016.
Tell me if you spill it.
Not from before?
2016.
Huh?
Thank you.
You look happy.
Let's drink sake and drink beer.
Sounds good.
It's too late already.
What date is February?
Okay, I got it!
The 17th!
The 17th.
I'm the same as you.
No way! February 17th?
Really?
That surprised me!
This is fun!
I'm so excited!
I'm drooling.
Why do you look like that?
Let's start with the second round.
The second round.
Second time!
I've never participated in a second time.
It's my first second time.
It's a standard of a second time.
Are you going again?
Are you serious?
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- Are you going again? - I'm sorry.
- It's better like this.
- I'm sorry. - The second one.
- I did it. - Finally!
- It's always gorgeous. - I'm sorry.
- If Ms. C sings for me, I'll go more and more. - Really?
- This is fast, too. - It's fast.
- Can you all dance to this? - Yes!
I knew it. Love dance.
Nice voice!
Why?
The guitar's perfect.
I don't need it.
Erika, you're the best!
It's good to sing.
It's good, isn't it, friends?
Here it is.
She remembered it.
As expected of her.
It's good.
Why do you sing like that?
How do you know it?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
This song.
You don't know it, do you?
Which song is it?
You don't know it, do you?
It's coming.
Everyone, come and dance!
What is it?
Is it possible?
What is it?
Is it Mohammed Ali?
What is it?
Queen.
What is it?
It's possible.
Not possible.
It's only possible.
It's possible.
[Singing]
[Applause]
[Talking over each other]
I have to wake up early tomorrow.
[Talking over each other]
[Singing]
Go, go, go to the stage!
Stand up!
It sounds fun. I want to go there someday.
You are about 20.
I want to do this.
Let's raise our voices.
Raise our voices.
Let's raise our voices.
Who's gonna say it?
Say it! Say it! Say it!
Aya, you're perfect.
Why are you singing alone?
Idiot! Idiot!
You're not good at singing.
Hey, Napoleon!
A-ni-on-na!
You're a genius!
No, no.
It was funny.
It got funny in the middle.
It wasn't funny at all.
It got funny.
Adolescent porn.
If you say "reflection of 2016", it's like "I spilled something".
But you already spilled it, didn't you?
That's right.
And I finally bought a stain remover.
Now, if you spill it right away, you can stain it yourself.
Mr. Himura is like that, too.
Those who spill or make mistakes, all of the previous actions are the trigger.
Don't put this here, but put it like this, so if you press here, it will fall.
Something... Something is all...
I'm sorry.
When you dropped it, you were like...
Are you okay?
Um...
What is it?
Um... Something... But all of the preliminary actions are mistakes.
Mr. Himura, you said that you often forget things.
Yes, I do.
Your behavior is quite similar, isn't it?
You mean the woman, Himura?
Yes, that's right.
I went "beep beep".
Why did you go "little him"?
You don't have to match it.
I went "beep beep".
Why did you go back and forth?
It won't be fixed.
Because this person is already an old man, but it hasn't been fixed, so it won't be fixed.
It used to be worse in the past.
Do you want to have a reunion or something like that?
Yes, I do.
I'm already looking forward to a few years later.
But it's impossible not to be invited, isn't it?
Mr. Himura is famous for his two meals and his usual celebration.
He often breaks promises.
He doesn't come often.
I'm sure there will be such a gathering.
I don't like it at all.
You want me to invite you, don't you?
That's why I'm here.
I want you to invite me.
But let's say it's a reunion 20 years later.
Let's say we're 60 years old.
I'm 64 years old.
If it's 30 years later, one of you might be dead.
30 years later is not good.
Most of us are over 30 years old.
I see, you're all adults.
I see.
Shiraichi, do you usually go out for a drink?
We don't go out for a drink.
We go out for a drink when we eat together.
Really?
Do you go out for a drink?
I know you go out for a drink.
You don't go to a regular yakitori restaurant, do you?
No, we don't go to yakitori restaurants.
It's interesting to think about who will win.
I want to play rock-paper-scissors with you all.
Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors.
You can do it now, too.
Shinichi is doing a different job.
He's very rich.
He's doing a good job.
Shinichi, you've been happy lately, haven't you?
You've been happy lately, haven't you?
You look like a woman president of an office.
I think so, too.
Usually, when we say good morning,
Shinichi is like this.
Shinichi is like that.
That's why you look like a woman president of an office.
You don't have to do that.
You all have something in your pockets.
That's why you look like a woman president of an office.
You all look like a woman president of an office.
You are cool.
A grown-up president of Kitano.
Who do you think is the first one to get married?
Who is it?
Kitano and Hayasuo.
Ah, I know.
I know.
I know it right away.
No, no, I feel like it.
It's not that fast.
I don't have any desire for marriage.
No, no, but you said it.
I like you, I like you, I like you very much.
You're going to say it.
Why? Why?
You said it.
I said it.
Misa senpai said that to you, "That's definitely going to happen, isn't it?"
No, I have an image of it.
I'm jealous of you.
That's going to happen.
I'm so jealous of you.
Well, this time we had this kind of project.
Did you find out that there are people who haven't done it yet?
Ah, I see.
But what are you going to do?
Are you going to go into that water heater again and do something sloppy?
It's too late?
I don't think it's going to be interesting if you do it like that, so let's do something else interesting.
Interesting?
Well, let's all write down what we want to do on a card.
Let's write down what we and the staff thought about on a card and do something sloppy.
I think that person will do it.
Sounds fun.
So what we're going to write is "drinking fire" or something like that.
No, no, of course not.
It's not interesting if you write down only fun things on a card.
It might only be hard things, but if you don't mind it, we'll do it.
But even if you don't mind it, just the members...
Sounds good.
It's been a peaceful drinking season lately.
Yeah, it's not good, is it?
Really? Do you want me to do something like that?
Like being kicked in the butt by an armed force soldier?
No!
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