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Kouji Nogizaka!
Hello, everyone! I'm Kouji Nogizaka, the host of "Banana Man."
Thank you for having me!
Welcome, welcome, Kouji Nogizaka!
Thank you for having me!
Kouji Nogizaka!
I was doing it at your house.
Tonight's "Kouji Nogizaka!"
will be broadcasted at the end of last year.
It's a joint preview of "Nogizaka 46" and "Keakusaka 46."
We'll show you everything that happened during the broadcast time.
Seki? Seki? Seki?
Our senior actor is...
We'll show you everything that happened during the broadcast time.
Is it your first time on "Banana Man" as a variety show?
Yes, it is.
It's your first time on "Banana Man" as a variety show.
And you're both wearing white this year.
Congratulations!
Time flies!
It's only been a year, hasn't it?
It hasn't been that long.
It's April 6th, right?
And you're both wearing white.
It's all thanks to "Nogizaka 46."
You're right.
I said it for you guys.
You said it for us.
You guys used the rails for us.
You didn't have to say it.
Next up is this game.
"Nogizaka 46" game!
"Banana" means "sweet"
"Sweet" means "cake"
According to the theme and rhythm of the game, you have to connect words with your imagination.
"Nogizaka 46" is a game where you have to connect themes with each other.
The team that raises their hands three times loses.
At the end of the year, this game was broadcasted.
"C" means "Vitamin C"
"Vitamin C" means "Vitamin D"
As you can see, the team members have not been revealed yet.
Who will win?
Do you have anything?
Anything is fine.
Utagassen
I don't like it!
What do you mean you don't like it?
Nogizaka utagassen
It's difficult!
Utagassen
I don't know anything about singing.
Let's do it!
Utagassen
Matsumura will say like this.
She is fast.
Ready, start!
OK, let's go!
Utagassen
I see!
Maito
It would be good if it was karaoke.
That's right!
Please change the words that come out.
Keakusaka One Night
They will meet again from the microphone below.
OK, let's go!
"Microphone" means "volume".
"Volume" means "noisy".
"Noisy" means "neighbors".
"Neighbors" means...
"Noisy" means "neighbors".
I don't know.
Is it noisy?
Yes.
Basically, Nagasaki is like that.
No, it's not like that.
Nagasaki used to be quiet.
But my neighborhood is noisy now.
Is your neighborhood noisy now?
Yes.
Your neighborhood is noisy now.
This is "Giri Safe".
They will start from their neighborhood.
Ready, go!
Go ahead.
"Neighborhood" means "shopping street".
"Shopping street" means "chilly".
"Chilly" means "festival".
"Festival" means "fishing".
"Fishing" means "old man".
"Old man" means "old woman".
There is also "old woman", isn't it?
There is also "old woman".
"Old man" means "old woman".
"Old woman" means "old man".
There is also "old woman" and "old man".
What does it mean?
"Old man" means "old woman"
My neighborhood is "old man".
My neighborhood is "old man" only.
No, it's "out".
"Neighborhood" means "shopping street".
"Shopping street" means "shopping street".
Now, Nagasaki is "one out".
They will start from Matsumura's "saving you".
Ready, go!
"Saving a mermaid" means "taking home a child".
"Taking home a child" means "toy".
"Toy" means "playing".
"Playing" means "park".
"Park" means "slide".
"Slide" means "shake".
"Shake" means "heart".
"Heart" means "heart".
It's "out".
"Out" means "out".
This is like "save" in English.
Do you have any excuses?
No.
I don't make excuses like this.
Now, it's "out" for the second time.
Oh, no!
Reaki-zaka is "reach".
She will not lose one more "out".
Ready, go!
"Heart" means "heart".
"Heart" means "heart massage".
Oh, no!
She said it.
She said it many times.
Now, it's "out" for the second time.
Where is the victory?
Ready, go!
"Heart" means "heart".
Why is there no answer other than "heart"?
Why did you put in knowledge like beans here?
There is no such unfair answer.
Why is there no answer other than "heart"?
It's a killer word.
Why?
As both teams reached, they restart from "heart".
Ready, go!
"Heart" means "action".
"Action" means "heart-pounding".
"Heart-pounding" means "concert".
"Concert" means "baseball".
"Baseball" means "baseball".
"Baseball" means "man".
"Man" means "strong".
"Strong" means "superman".
"Superman" means "Arare-chan".
It's "superman".
That's "superman".
That's not "superman".
That's "superman" because you ate "umeboshi".
Out!
So, "Togi-zaka" lost again.
"Teyaki-zaka" won!
Go and eat "Teyaki-zaka".
I'm very sorry, but...
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
The year-end special hasn't been revealed yet!
Next up is this game...
The spicy instant noodle battle!
The battle is about how long you can hold back the spiciness that comes your way.
The team with the lowest record wins!
This time, we haven't decided on the members for Nogizaka.
Out of the three of you, who do you think you can beat?
I think I can beat Chorei.
Can you name someone like that for me?
Chorei...
Please don't say things like that.
It's hard for me to say it like that.
The person in the middle, Sugai-sama...
She's called Sugai-sama, but...
Is she really a young lady?
Is that so?
Has she always been beaten up?
No, that's not true.
What does she do for a living?
I love horses.
She likes horses.
She likes horses?
Wow!
What do you think of them?
They're light.
Young ladies...
You've never been beaten up before, right?
No, it's my first time.
Right?
Now, I'd like you to choose your opponent.
Let's start with Hiratsu-san.
I'm very sorry, but...
Ikoma-san.
Ah!
She said it!
Ikoma!
What's going on?
Why is the gold medalist doing it?
What's going on?
Now, let's continue with Sugai-san.
I really respect you, but...
Um...
Sakura Erika-san.
Sakura?
What's with everyone?
She's a light character.
She's a light character, right?
Okay, Atanabe.
Who will you choose?
I...
will choose Shirai-shimai-san.
Huh?
Shirai-shimai-san.
That's funny.
Chohakkai will measure it for me.
Chohakkai is angry.
The top batter is Hirate Yurina of the Uwataki Contracting Center.
It's hard to be the top batter.
The top batter sets the standard.
That's right.
But we have to go for it.
That's right. We have to go for it or not.
Then let's go.
Ready, start!
You're kidding me, right?
What's up with you?
You're kidding me, right?
Hirate, look at me.
You're kidding me, right?
You're only holding it here.
What's up with you?
What's up with you right now?
No, I'm really scared.
No, you're too scared.
This is because you don't have enough of the Chohakkai stick.
Hey, Hirate, let's go.
Oh, you don't have enough.
But it's okay, Hirate.
It's like this now.
It's okay, it's okay.
Someone can't do it alone.
That's right, that's right.
We have an ace, so it's okay.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
You're a little scared, aren't you?
I'm a little scared.
You're a little scared, aren't you?
I'm a little scared.
This is no good.
I feel like I'm in a bad position.
You have to attack a little.
This is no good.
Okay, Ecoman, I'll show you.
Thank you.
Nogizaka's top batter is the first-generation center, Ecoman Rina.
Okay, let's go.
Here you go.
Just barely.
You can't talk.
Hey, why'd you talk just now?
I wasn't talking just now.
Something... Something talked.
Something talked.
It talked.
You have to loosen it up and hold it in your hands.
Keyaki Saka's second place goes to Ms. Sugai Yuuka, who has lost a lot of games.
But if you don't come to a certain extent, you won't be able to keep a record.
Yeah, you have to compete.
That's right.
Do your best, Sugai-san.
Yes!
Let's go!
Ready, start!
- Wow! - Wow!
- 3 seconds left! - Hold it.
Measure from your head.
- It's quite far. - I was quite surprised.
- You were surprised. - From here...
- Ah, it's 1 meter. Just 1 meter. - OK!
- Then, Chaisa, 1 meter! - You were quite surprised, weren't you?
- I wanted to compete with you more. - Yes.
- But when I actually did it... - You felt like you were coming closer.
- I really thought it was about this much. - Ah, there was 1 meter.
- 1 meter. - Now is the benchmark.
- That's right. - This is...
- This is the record. - I think we can see it now.
Nogizaka's second player is...
Captain Sakurai Reika, who is aiming for a head- to-head fight!
Come over here.
That's right!
As soon as you feel the fluffiness of your hair, you should stop.
You know what I mean, don't you?
You know what I'm saying, don't you?
- You know what I'm saying, don't you? - I don't know.
- You know what I'm saying, don't you? - Ah, I know.
You should stop there.
Here!
- The fluffiness of your hair... - The fluffiness of your hair is safe.
- In theory, it is. - Now, let's go!
Sakurai, challenge!
- This is too far! - This is too far!
- What is this? - Look straight ahead.
- Look straight ahead.
- It's not far at all. - Okay, 1 meter.
- 60. - 60.
- What? I'm so scared! - Wait a minute!
- Why? - Wait a minute! I'm despairing of myself right now!
- You thought you could go further? - Not at all! I was going to go!
Because in reality, you reached here because it's here, right?
No! Isn't it a little boring for me?
What? You grabbed it because you were scared?
- You grabbed it because you thought you could go further? - I was scared.
- You were scared, right? - And you were so excited that you kept looking at the camera and talking.
The 3rd place in the contract is the secret weapon, Rika Watanabe!
- Go ahead. - Rika doesn't talk much.
- She's not very quiet. - Rika-chan.
- Are you quiet? - I can't hear your voice at all.
- Why don't you talk? - What's wrong?
What's wrong?
- Are you embarrassed? - No.
Huh?
Where are you from?
Huh? Do you have a father and a mother?
Huh?
Well, let's play the game.
- I'll tell you honestly. - It's amazing.
- I'm Rika who doesn't talk much. - Yeah.
- But I can make a loud voice. - You can?
- Yeah. - What can you do?
- I like entertainers' "gorgeous". - Oh, "gorgeous".
Here I go. Shida will say it for you.
- Revolution in your heart! - Hey, it's sudden! It's sudden!
- I can only do this. - It's sudden!
You can do "revolution", right?
- I can only make a loud voice. - Oh, really?
- What's your favorite food? - Meat.
- Oh, you can make a small voice. - Yeah.
- Revolution in your heart! - Wow!
- I can only do this. - She's trained.
- I can only do this. - I see.
- I can only do this. - I can't do this.
- I'm surprised you can do it. - I can do it well.
- Well... - Good.
- Shall we start? - Good!
Let's start the challenge!
(Sakura)
This time it's quite far.
But it's better than 1 meter.
This is probably the best.
Isn't it 70 centimeters?
70!
(Sakura)
70 centimeters!
70 is good!
You are in first place now!
I have to go lower than 70!
The last of Nomizaka!
The big catch is Shirai Shinmai!
Even now, I'm looking at it and it's like this.
Do you have a strategy?
Yes, I do!
If you catch it lower than 70 centimeters, you win!
You have a strategy!
You are cool!
Will they be able to show their seniors' willpower with a record less than 70 centimeters?
Good position!
That's too fast!
Okay, stop!
Is that funny?
That's not funny!
That's not a good position!
Your good position was too fast!
That's not a good position!
Please straighten up!
That's funny!
That's not funny!
I'm not interested in it at all!
Okay, 135 centimeters!
135 centimeters!
And with that...
This is also in Nogizaka...
Didn't we play this game for a lifetime?
The winner is Keyaki!
Huh? Wasn't that a little too fast?
When we played this game last time...
If you were in a good position, you would have fallen.
If you were a little faster and stopped at the top of your head...
That was a little too fast.
One! Two! This is it!
Two... Ah, two...
The first and fastest one is two.
That's what I thought.
Can I try it?
I want you to stop perfectly.
I was expecting you to fight in this area.
Here we go!
Let me go!
I couldn't get it off!
Let me go!
I couldn't get it off!
What's going on?
Let me go!
If you let me go, you can't do it.
I really counted "one, two" with this hand.
Why did you count with this hand?!
You're lying!
I counted "one, two" with this hand!
You're stupid!
What are you doing?!
Try it!
You idiots!
Try it!
You idiots!
Try it!
I can stop it perfectly.
Can you try it?
I told you before.
Wait a minute.
I'll do it first.
No, no.
I'll do it first.
No, no.
You do it first.
I'll do it first.
Can I stop it perfectly?
Of course.
I don't need it now.
Go ahead.
Here you go.
What's going on?!
Do it again! Do it again!
Hey!
It's too easy!
Wait a minute! It came down smoothly!
How do you do it smoothly?
The one who does it smoothly does it like this!
Tsuchi!
Here you go!
Wow! This is amazing!
This is amazing!
Twenty! Twenty!
By the way, Tsuchi's face is thirty!
No, no!
Why do you measure my face?
Eh! If Tsuchi goes that far, I can't go that close!
Twenty is amazing!
Here you go!
Here I go!
Do your best!
What is this?!
Sorry! Sorry for saying many things!
Sorry for saying many things!
Huh? Why is it so scary like this?!
This is the top!
Bananaman's request live!
We'll show you all of our special songs that haven't been released yet!
Next up is...
The song request that Bananaman and Tsuchi want to hear!
It's Bananaman and Tsuchi's song request!
It's the song request that Bananaman and Tsuchi want to hear!
Next up is...
One, two...
"Wolf's Whistle"!
I want to do it!
When we went to the live show, we were sitting in the same seats.
There were members over there and I was here and Himura-san was here.
I was looking at Himura-san all the time.
I was looking at him all the time.
♪ A wolf's melody, love's melody ♪
♪ To someone, I shed my fangs and bite them ♪
♪ With just a gentle song and a smile, the world will change ♪
♪ For whom is this life and its meaning for? ♪
♪ Now I know that living is not about taking each other's lives ♪
♪ Even if I can't hurt anyone ♪
♪ I'll keep dreaming of my own dream ♪
♪ Eventually, useless things ♪
♪ Like red hair, whispers of love ♪
♪ Whispers of love, gentle songs ♪
♪ Just by smiling, the world changes ♪
♪ Someday we'll understand, in the dark of the night ♪
♪ Keep your ears closed, and look for the wind ♪
♪ Smiles turn into whispers ♪
♪ Fall in love with me ♪
♪ Burning fire ♪
♪ If you look at each other, you'll understand ♪
♪ Let's fall in love, let's show a smile ♪
♪ Forget about the past and live in the moment ♪
I'll be waiting for you!
- Awesome! - Yeah!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
- Awesome, today, too! - Yeah, awesome!
- This is it! - It was great, today, too!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Yoshio Kojima! - Yoshio Kojima!
- Is that Yoshio Kojima? - Yeah!
- Wolf up! - Wolf up!
- It looks like Junji Nakata! - Yeah!
- Ready, set... - After this...
"Russian Cardboard"!
We'll show you all of our New Year's specials!
And last but not least...
"Russian Cardboard"!
Out of the eleven, there are three cardboards that are sucked up.
If you choose one card per person and a member is sucked up, you'll receive a special treat!
- This one! - Okay, okay.
- Before you do that, don't touch it, okay? - Don't touch it, okay?
- Okay. - One person at a time, choose your favorite cardboard!
Now, with the signal...
- Please sit in the middle of this cardboard! - Okay!
Here we go! Now, please!
- Ready, set... - Okay!
- I won! - Yay!
- Sit! - Please sit more firmly!
- Everyone, this is pitiful, so please sit down. - Okay!
- Ah, it's pitiful, hey! It's pitiful! Ah, it's pitiful to fall! It's difficult, isn't it? - I see.
- Ah, you fell. - All three of you! - What? You can't get out? You want help?
- Ready, set... - Ah, I'm scared!
- You didn't fall right away, did you? - I didn't fall!
- It's pitiful... - Let me out! - What? - Let me out!
- Let me out! Okay, okay... - Okay!
- Okay, okay, you can't, can you?
- This program was brought to you by the following sponsors.
- I didn't do it! - It's a dream to be buried and die on a normal sleeping pond.
- Tickets for the 5th year birthday live held at Saitama Super Arena are now available for pre - order on mobile!
- For more information, visit the official Nogizaka46 website! - Yay!