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Nogizaka, open up!
We are the host, Banana Man.
And of course, Nogizaka-chan!
Merry Christmas!
Banana!
Kimura-san!
Yes!
Let's go!
Tonight's decision is...
"Nogizaka, open up!" 2016!
"Open up!" is a popular word that symbolizes this year.
So we are going to do "Nogizaka, open up!" this year.
Last year, we did "hashikun, hashikun".
That's very original.
That was last year, wasn't it?
That was last year.
It's fast, isn't it?
It's fast.
It's been popular for a long time.
Hashikun.
No, we didn't make it popular at all.
Let's start with the first half of this year.
Yes.
Let's watch the first half of this year's nominated works.
"Nogizaka, open up!" 2016.
First half of the nominated works.
Open up!
First of all...
In "Daiketsu-san Festival", which aired in the first episode of the new year...
This person was born from an eye-covered contest of what she ate.
This face is funny.
Is it a horse?
It's not a horse.
It's a horse.
Kitano-san, is it a horse?
It's not a horse.
Entry No. 1.
Kitano Hinako.
It's not a horse!
Entry No. 2.
Kitano Hinako.
Next, members will show off their impersonations.
We were born to be impersonators.
Kawagohina is not well-known for her gyaru-like personality.
Gyaru-like personality?
To be honest, I think it will be very popular this year.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
I'm going to be a model now.
What's up? Bye-bye!
Oh, I see.
Entry No. 2 is a rapper.
Bye-bye!
Come on! Come on!
Here's another impersonation project.
She looks like she's singing with her nose.
It's a solo song by Missy No. 7.
Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
I don't like this part.
I don't like being looked at when I'm talking or singing.
It's getting worse.
But I'm singing with my mouth to the microphone.
Of course we know.
You're singing with your nose.
Entry No. 3 is Missy No. 7.
I'm singing with my mouth to the microphone.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry!
No way!
Next up is a Valentine's Day project.
The first member to receive a chocolate from a student
raises her hand and says, "I'm not here!"
I'm not here!
You're not here?
I'm not here!
No way!
You're a bad woman!
Why did you come out, Hoshino?
Because I said so!
Why did you come out?
I don't know.
Entry No.4 Minami Hoshino
I don't know.
Also, another Valentine's Day project!
Please raise your hand.
Here it is!
Is it just one person?
It's just one person!
Ikoma and Toko are in the same school, right?
That's right!
No way!
Entry No.5 Ikoma Rina
No way!
Entry No.6 Minami Hoshino
Next is...
What did you learn from other members?
I'm cute, but I don't like it.
What do you mean?
I'm not good at being a girl.
I'm embarrassed to show my skin.
I think she's a girl who can compete with other members.
No way!
Entry No.6 Sayuri Inoue
No way!
Next is...
What did you learn from other members?
My name is Reika Sakurai.
I'm...
I'm a captain!
But...
I'm very "ponkotsu".
My head...
is...
popcorn!
Entry number 7, Reika Sakurai.
Popcorn!
Nice to meet you.
One more from Guam people!
Popcorn!
Plus 10 Guam.
Who is it?
Do it! Do it!
Can I do it?
Do it!
Do it?
Here we go.
Popcorn!
Plus 10 Guam.
Entry number 8, Maratsu Akimoto.
Popcorn!
What is this?
Popcorn!
One more from Guam people!
Here we go!
And deep!
Deep!
Put your best effort!
Here we go!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Popcorn!
What is this?
No one is going!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Popcorn!
I thought you wouldn't do it!
For a moment, I couldn't do it!
That's nice, Ikuta!
Entry number 9, Erika Ikuta.
For a moment, I couldn't do it!
I see.
That's it!
During construction in Nogizaka,
this was the nominate work for the 2016 All-round Competition.
Well, I think there are many people who are nominated for things they didn't intend to do,
but did you come here to eat? Is it this year?
Yes, it is this year.
Well, it's the grand final of Prime Minister Himura.
Did you think you would be nominated for that?
No, I didn't think of it, and you don't know me, do you?
But it's interesting, isn't it?
It's good.
Kawago's "bye bitchy" is a word Kawago made when he said goodbye, isn't it?
Do you still use it?
I still use it, and the members...
It's crazy when you shake hands with them.
It's crazy when you shake hands with them, and the fans think it's a one-shot game and say "bye bitchy" and leave right away.
"Bye bitchy" is a goodbye word, isn't it?
It's a goodbye word, so if you say "bye bitchy" and they say "bye bitchy", you leave right away.
Oh, you still use it?
Yes, I do.
Is there anything you made recently? Since "bye bitchy"?
What do you mean by "menmen"?
"Menmen" is different.
What? What is "menmen"?
"Menmen"?
What is "menmen"?
"Menmen"?
What is "menmen"?
When I say "menmen" is when I say "it's not good" or "it's not good", I made it.
Well, it's not...
Why are you coming out?
No, no.
It's none of your business.
No, no. It's fine if you come out.
It's fine if you come out.
It's not like "it's you", you know?
"Poo" from "Akimoto no Pooh" is also nominated.
I mean, was it popular?
It's nominated because it was popular.
Really?
It hasn't been talked about even once, not even in Akushika.
Can you do it now?
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Can you do it for me?
Can I?
Yes.
Here we go.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
Oh, that's good.
The intro was a little weird.
The intro is weird, isn't it?
What's that?
You have to put it all together.
Intersection.
Poo!
You know what I mean, right?
There's something about it.
Can you do it one more time?
Put it all together, put it all together, put it all together...
Poo!
Oh, that's good.
That's good, that's good.
Oh, that's good.
10 guams, right?
For the next guam...
Did you join the cycling club?
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Before we go to the next period,
Yes.
Um, Karin Ito.
Yes.
Karin Ito decides the target language every year on her blog.
Oh, really?
Yes.
After becoming a regular member and writing blogs,
she has been writing blogs for two years and deciding target languages.
The year before that was "black stone" and...
Oh, "black stone".
Oh, that was two years ago.
Yes.
And "pulling in".
Oh, that's Nojo.
Nojo is a dangerous guy, you know?
Yes.
And last year, there was "robot dance" you mentioned earlier.
And "itoko".
Oh, "itoko"!
That's amazing!
"Itoko", right?
Yes, "itoko".
Yes.
So, what will happen this year?
This is related... I will do it this year, too.
Yes.
Whether it will be related or not...
Oh, I see.
What did you wear this year?
No, I'm sorry.
This is my personal opinion, but...
I think "sirengo gundan" is number one.
Oh!
Was "sirengo gundan" ever performed?
What?
It was during "nogi".
You are "sirengo" san?
Yes, I am.
Yuna san, you sang "hakumai sama ni tsunagatta no" right?
Yes, I sang "hakumai sama" during "nogi".
When I said "sirengo gundan" during "nogi", it became very famous.
And, Akimoto san also joined "sirengo gundan".
You joined "sirengo gundan"?
I want to join, too!
Me, too!
"sirengo gundan" is a C-class club, so let me join, too!
How did you join "sirengo gundan"?
Oh, "sirengo gundan" is not recruiting members anymore.
Oh, really?
Why?
Did you join "sirengo gundan" because you wanted to?
I joined "sirengo gundan" as "hakumai sama".
"hakumai sama"?!
You are "hakumai sama"?!
You two are "hakumai sama"?
"hakumai sama" and "shiraishi sama" joined "sirengo gundan".
Why did you join "sirengo gundan"?
"shiraishi sama" and "hakumai sama" joined "sirengo gundan".
"shiraishi sama" and "sireishi sama" joined "sirengo gundan".
Mr. Ihimura, what about "manatsu gundan" ?
What is "manatsu gundan" ?
There is no such thing.
Don't lie.
Don't come out.
Wait a minute.
I want to know what "manatsu gundan" is.
What is "manatsu gundan" ?
There is "manatsu san risupecto gundan" gundan.
What is "kohei risu gundan" gundan ?
Suzuki ayane, Saga raiyori and Watano bemiriya joined "sirengo gundan".
They joined ?
Yes, they are competing with "sirengo gundan".
Maybe "manatsu gundan" gundan will join "shimohanki" gundan.
Really ?
"shitara san" gundan will join "manatsu gundan".
Can I join "shitara san" gundan ?
Yes, you can.
Wait a minute.
Why do I have to be involved in "shitara san" gundan ?
"manatsu risupecto gundan" gundan will join "shireishi sama".
Why do I have to respect you ?
Why do I have to join "manatsu risupecto gundan" gundan ?
What is the advantage of joining "shireishi sama" gundan ?
Advantage is that you have to show your shoulders.
No.
Advantage is no advantage.
Why do I have to show my shoulders ?
I don't want to join "shireishi sama" gundan.
Wait a minute, I'm not here for work.
I've been on a lot of shows and I'm showing my shoulders.
Why?
Why is that?
No, no, that's right.
Why is that?
You've been showing your shoulders lately, haven't you?
Yes, I'm from the Manatsu Respect Corps.
Manatsu Respect?
Yes, I respect Akimoto Manatsu-san.
Yes, I'm showing my shoulders.
Are you showing your head?
Yes, yes.
Yes, thank you.
Then, non-stop, please.
Yes, non-stop.
This is bad.
This is not good.
Then it's not good.
I've lost my job.
Then it's not good.
You can't show your shoulders.
Yes.
Is there a farm or a farm farm?
No, there isn't.
There isn't?
No, there isn't.
It's fine if it's a farm farm.
No, a farm farm is fine.
Is it a farm where you drink in a weird way?
Yes, it is.
So, is that army drinking in a weird way with plastic bottles?
Isn't it cute?
Yes, it is.
Nogizaka construction project, 2016.
Nominated work "Kohansen"
The first "Kohansen" is...
When someone tried to start a diving club,
someone said...
This is the club I want to start.
Look!
Cuban Diving Club
Overseas?
Yes, I want to go overseas.
Moldova?
Yes, not only Moldova.
How do you feel about this, Mori?
I'm not interested.
Entry No.10, Mori Miona.
I'm not interested.
Likewise, in the project "Going to Club Activities",
a person was born from the flow of diving presented by Nikoma.
I'd like to try doing "yamabiko" or something like that.
Yamabiko!
Yahoo
Isn't there "Yahoo" for real?
We used "Yahoo" in the past.
"Yahoo" was popular.
"Yahoo"!
Teacher!
"Yahoo" is pretty "Yamabiko" for me.
That's good.
It's good and interesting.
Try it!
Wait, Wakatsuki, if you were to say it, how would you do it?
Wakatsuki!
Yahoo!
So cute!
Nice! Feels good, doesn't it?
Hashimoto, how would you do it?
I have one too, yahoo!
No, yahoo! For real!
For real, yahoo!
This is the top!
That was funny!
Yahoo!
She said it like "yahoo, yahoo!"
Entry number eleven, Hashimoto and Narami!
Yah-hoo!
It's like old school!
The same goes for the club activity participation project.
Let's hear a few words about the flow of the action club presented by Hori.
Oh, someone's kicking me from behind.
Well, this too.
You're kicking me!
Yah!
No, no, no!
Yah is different!
It's not like a real band or anything!
Ah, that was funny.
Let me go!
Yah!
You're not in position!
Yah!
You're not in position!
Yah!
No, no, no!
That was funny!
No, no, no!
What are you doing?
Entry number twelve, Kawamoto and Hina!
Yah!
Next, we will go to Minari Bousou in Takaya's hometown and buy souvenirs for Himura-san.
What is this?
It's yellow!
Yah! Himura-san's yellow!
It's yellow!
What is it?
Why is it yellow?
There is vinyl in it, isn't it?
It's a little scary.
It looks a little different.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's for washing up.
Why is it for washing up?
It's different, isn't it?
There is a lot of vinyl in it.
It's amazing.
It's for washing up.
Himura-san's vinyl is dirty.
It's red and cheap.
Entry number 13.
Nanase of the west.
It's red and cheap.
It's like...
Next...
Isn't it thin?
As their unhappy stories are coming to an end,
they will continue their unhappy stories.
This is the story of this person.
Is it higher than this?
The body cream I bought for my souvenir was spilled.
There were very little of it.
I was wondering why.
But one day I wanted to use it.
I was looking at it.
I was wondering what kind of smell it would be.
When I looked at it, it said "tester" there.
She bought "tester".
Did I buy "tester" by mistake?
Did I make a mistake?
What kind of question is that?
Did you buy it?
What do you mean?
It's amazing.
Entry number 14.
Wadanmaaya.
Did I buy "tester"?
Did I make a mistake?
It's amazing.
This is too funny!
As usual, a sad story Grand Prix.
A word from Kimichi's sad story.
I thought it was a really bad day.
I was crying alone.
Did you cry there completely?
But no one came to help me.
You were crying alone at the entrance of this studio, weren't you?
I was crying.
Then I heard a voice saying, "Hina, what's wrong?"
Who is it?
When I looked back, it was the master of Konjaku.
She is kind.
Here comes the master.
Then the master said, "It's okay."
And he gave me a new dumpling.
Entry No. 15, Higuchi Hina.
The master of Konjaku...
Entry No. 16, Saimo.
Saimo.
Saimo is not good at hypnotism.
Shiraishi gave Saimo a word of closure.
This is what he said.
Everyone can touch and put it on.
It's me.
I want you to hypnotize me and say goodbye.
That's right.
I want Shiraishi to say, "You're so cute."
I'm a little cool.
When I say "three," I get excited.
One, two, three.
I get excited.
Last one, please.
See you next week.
This is good.
Entry No. 16, Shiraishi Mai.
See you next week.
(Laughter)
Wonderful!
That's all!
"Nogizaka construction in 2016".
It was a nominated work!
(Applause)
Well, this is...
- Well, the second half. - Oh, it's amazing, the second half!
- No, no, the second half is new to my memory, too. - That's right!
- But it was interesting. - No, it's amazing! The second half is a cluster of grains, isn't it?
- It's true, Shiraishi. - Oh, yes. - Do you remember that?
- I remember it! I remember my feelings well. - You do, don't you?
- In between? - In between?
- You were hypnotized, weren't you? - Yes, yes, yes, I know.
- But it's fun, isn't it? - It's like I'm slowly coming out of it.
- Oh... - It's like it's fun.
- You were capping with a very cute voice. - You were standing up at the end, weren't you?
- And then, "awadaka"... - "Awadana"...
- I'm already... What is it? I'm hungry and... - What is it?
- What is it? Why do you ask me that at the end? Why is it so funny?
- I don't know. It came out of nowhere and it became a question.
- Does that happen often? - Oh, but it does happen sometimes.
- Sometimes? - I don't know. - I don't know if it's something like this.
- "Kogizaka Ryukougo Taishou 2000"... - Will he get the glory of "taishou"?
- Kimura-san. - Yes!
- Please announce it.
- "Kogizaka Ryukougo Taishou 2016" is...
No, that's not it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I sang "Boy"'s "Be Blue". I'm sorry.
"Boy"'s "Dry Wind" erased it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I got carried away. I'm sorry.
I had fun.
Alright, Imura-san.
"Norizaka Ryukougo Grand Prize 2016" goes to...
Wada Maaya-san! Did you buy "Watashi Tester"?
I knew it!
This is too interesting!
It's too interesting.
It's too interesting!
Wada is active overall.
That's right.
She's also popular with people.
That's right.
Wada, how do you feel? You won!
No, I was surprised.
I was imagining who would win.
Why did you say it twice?
I'm happy.
That's right.
Norizaka Ryukougo Grand Prize 2016
The first performance of "Sansei" and the three principals will be held.
Starting at 10am today, mobile phone first-time users will be accepted.
"Norizaka Construction" will be the first one-hour special.
It will be held with "Keakusaka 46".
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Don't miss "Norizaka Construction" for one hour!
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