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Let's get started. I'm the host of "Nogizaka Kouji", Bananaman.
And this is Nogizaka-chan!
Now, Himura-san, please announce today's topic.
"Nogizaka Unfortunate Story Grand Prix" by Hashimoto and Nanami!
Well, this time, "Nogizaka Unfortunate Story" is more popular than "Nogizaka Unfortunate Story Grand Prix".
In the past, Hashimoto loved "Nogizaka Unfortunate Story" so much that he couldn't participate in "Nogizaka Unfortunate Story Grand Prix" anymore.
Of course, it's simply funny, but if you don't laugh at someone's misfortune, you'll really be unhappy, won't you?
Oh, I see.
There's also laughter from kindness.
Are you serious?!
I'm serious, I'm serious.
So, this time, Hashimoto-sensei will tell us his own misfortune story.
I see, Hashimoto-sensei will.
Whether or not it's a laughable misfortune story will be judged by Hashimoto-sensei, the judge who will use these votes.
In the end, the MVP, which was the most laughable misfortune story, will be decided!
I think this is the best part of it.
You can laugh at misfortune stories.
Yes, you can laugh at misfortune stories.
The worst part of it is that it's not laughable, and it's not misfortune stories.
That's a boring, normal story, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
That's the worst!
Yes, it is.
This is really the worst!
In short, Hashimoto-sensei, you can't laugh at anything, even if it's misfortune stories.
Even if it's really misfortune stories?
You should be happy about it.
That's what you mean, right?
Yes.
The Top Batter of the Story Grand Prix is me!
The title is "Guam's Gifts".
We went to Guam in March, didn't we?
Yes.
So, I went home and opened my carry bag to clean up what I had bought.
Then, my carry bag turned white and I thought "Something spilled out".
When you opened it?
Yes.
White...
I was scared, I was scared.
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
You were nervous, weren't you?
I was scared, and I was looking for the cause of it.
The body cream I bought for my souvenir spilled out.
Oh!
There weren't many of them.
I was wondering why, but one day I decided to use it.
I was looking at it to see what kind of smell it would have.
When I looked at it, it said "tester" on it.
Huh?
You bought a tester.
Did I buy a tester by mistake?
Oh, I made a mistake.
Why do you ask such a question?
Did you buy it?
What do you mean?
Did you say "Inagawa-san", Inagawa Junji-san?
I said "I'm scared" once.
You said "I'm scared" twice, didn't you?
That's Inagawa-san's way of saying it.
Unconsciously.
Unconsciously, right?
It's important, isn't it?
Yes.
What is the relationship between Guam and Hashimoto-sensei?
In various ways, in various ways...
Around here...
Oh, good, good, good.
Good, good.
It's a laughable misfortune.
Yes, yes, yes.
Misfortune Story Grand Prix
There are many sequels.
The title is "Skate Academy's Secret".
This is a story from when I was in the second year of elementary school.
At the time, figure skating player Mao Asada was very popular.
Even though I was little, I admired him.
And in that, there was a poster of a local skate academy recruiting students.
I said "Oh, I want to go there", and we decided to go.
And on the first day, my dad was going to put me on a bicycle and send me off.
Oh, it was that close.
Yes.
But I was really looking forward to it.
With an excited feeling, like "run, run, run, run", I was paying attention to my feet.
You were paying attention to your feet.
Yes, yes.
While riding a bicycle, I was like "Oh, I'm looking forward to it, run, run, run", and then...
My feet got caught in the bicycle...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
She's laughing.
And I broke my leg.
Again?!
Yes.
You broke your leg again?!
Not again, but that's the origin of it.
Oh, that's the origin of it.
That's the origin of it.
She's laughing.
But of course, I couldn't go to a skate academy.
And since then, I haven't skated at all.
Since then, you haven't skated at all.
Absolutely not.
It's amazing that you broke your leg on your way to a skate academy.
That's right.
Did you drop a detergent on your leg before?
That was my toe.
And this time...
No, I mean...
The origin of it is my ankle.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
My ankle.
Which one?
The one on the left.
Is it like a fractured ankle?
It's not fractured, but...
It's fractured.
Ouch, it hurts.
It hurts, doesn't it?!
She's laughing, isn't she?!
Nishino has been holding it down so that it doesn't work.
It's normal, isn't it?
She's not good with painful stories.
Hashimoto-sensei is laughing while listening.
My legs are shaking and I'm laughing around my lower body.
This guy's gonna break.
How long did it take you to heal?
About a year.
I've been seeing freely for about a year.
She hasn't healed for a year.
It took me about a year.
It takes that long?!
Even though I'm a second-year elementary school student who wants to move around.
I feel sorry for you.
What's more, two of my legs are fractured.
So even now and in the future,
I'll probably have to live with two or three legs.
What do you mean "two or three legs"?
There are nothing else than two on my right foot and three on my left.
It generally consists of two legs, but you did say that you have three.
It's also inward though.
That's right.
So in total...
It's five!
What's Hashimoto-sensei's conclusion?!
You were laughing.
About here?
She did it!
[She did it!]
That's amazing!
But in Hashimo sensei's class, Fukuo is still up there.
Fukuo is still up there.
That's crazy.
How much Fukuo is up there?
The master of this hour is...
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Why are you asking me that stupid question?
I got it from my relatives.
It's even older.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
"Tales of the Grand Prix", third place goes to Wakatsuki.
The title is "A Little Older".
When you have siblings, you get things from them.
I think everyone has that.
My older sister is eight years older than me.
So I get a lot of things from my older sister.
In elementary school, we use recorders.
Normally, the recorder is black and white.
The recorder I have is pure white.
Everyone else's recorder is black and white, but mine is pure white.
It's a bad season.
People ask me, "What happened to black?"
People are stupid. Black doesn't exist anymore.
"What happened to black?" "Black doesn't exist anymore?"
That's the question.
In elementary school, we had a math set.
I remember that!
Why did you have a math set?
That was also when I was young.
It's been open for eight years.
There was a stick to set up furniture.
You could set up a stick and make a diagram.
But everyone else's sticks are new.
The sticks stick together.
They stick together, but mine can only line up.
They don't stick together.
It's been eight years.
The stick I have is also new.
Everyone else's sticks stick together and make a diagram.
You want me to make a diagram?
No!
It can't be a diagram!
Teacher, mine can only line up.
That's why I'm late for class.
You should have used cellotape.
That's right.
I'm only good at that.
That's one of the reasons.
And...
She's starting.
She's doing it flat.
When I was in elementary school, we had a sewing set.
The scissors were a little too big.
And they were rusty black stones.
And the sewing set and the size didn't match, and it would come out.
And it wouldn't go in.
And people around me would say, "Why black stones? Why big stones?"
Why are you asking that stupid question?
I don't know, but it's big and black, right?
But I thought it was the worst.
There's something called a "melodion."
It's a different way of saying it. It's a keyboard harmonica.
Pianica?
That's a "melodion"?
It's called a "melodion."
What's a "melodion"?
It's a "melodion."
You chose it, didn't you?
The "melodion" was probably given to my brother.
And it has a really big name on the back.
And if you look closely, there's a part you can eat in your mouth that's bitten off.
You bit it off, didn't you?
He's a man, so I think he probably bit it off.
And there's a really big bite mark.
I thought about what I should do, and I ended up getting it.
Just this part.
Just this part? What about the body?
I said, "You can use it, so use it."
And I went to middle school.
I went to middle school like my sister.
I wear my sister's school uniform.
Your school uniform?
Well, it's been eight years, so it's a little different.
So when I entered school, I was told...
It's like...
Isn't the fabric too thin?
What?!
What's up with that friend of yours who keeps showing up with a pinpointer?
She keeps showing up with the same background as you!
Like, "Isn't the button a little too big?"
Like, "Was there a slight change?"
There was a slight change...
Like, there wasn't a background color or something like that...
There's that difference...
I was really pushed into it...
Ah, you kept going down, huh?
That's how it is...
This might happen to people who have siblings, right?
That's right!
When I was in elementary school, too...
All of a sudden, my land cell went down.
Ah...
I hated it so much...
Everyone else's land cells were shiny, but I was the only one using them...
I hated it so much...
Even as a kid...
Did you cut this part off?
If you break it, you can buy me a new one.
Ah... I see...
Then, I got an even older one from my relative...
That's how it is...
Isn't it like this right now?
This is how it is, right?
But now that I think about it, it's no big deal...
I hated it at the time...
You hated it, huh?
Going down, huh?
The unfortunate story of the family tree...
What will Ms. Hashimoto's judgment be?
Well...
Is it coming?
Ah!
It's here!
Is it higher than your age?
It's a little higher...
It's a little higher than your age, huh?
Ah, it's in!
"Laughable" has come up a lot, hasn't it?
It's come up a lot, hasn't it?
Yes!
There are elementary school students for six years, right?
Yes!
And there are teachers who stay for six years, right?
That's right!
I think I've been watching young people since I was in first grade...
Somehow, what she's holding is always old...
Somehow, what she's holding is always weird...
It's terrible, isn't it?
Teacher, you don't think like that, do you?
Teacher, you're the worst!
She's always holding something old...
Somehow, what she's holding is always different...
It's a big hit, isn't it?
It's a little old, isn't it?
It's funny...
Koubanashi Grand Prix. Next is Takayama.
The title is "Blank Incident".
When I was in second grade...
When you were in second grade with other members...
I was playing with my friends in a blank.
I had one more friend, and one more friend who was watching.
We only had two blanks.
We didn't have enough fun just playing in a blank.
You know this ring?
This ring...
Here?
Yes, here.
The connection?
This part...
It's like...
It's like talking in a blank.
She did it!
She did it in a blank!
She did it!
It was fun, but...
I was the only one who went back to normal...
My friends were in a blank and went back to normal.
I thought it would be better if I did it like that...
So I did it like that and went back.
And the next morning...
The teacher said...
Everyone, I have something to tell you.
Yesterday, one of the blanks was broken.
Did anyone break it?
I thought it was bad...
It was us...
I thought it was us...
But we stood up.
Good for you!
We stood up.
"Who broke it?" we asked.
It wasn't me.
It was your friend.
"Don't say it! Confess it!" I thought.
And my friend said...
Kazumi-chan did it!
She betrayed you!
We said it!
We thought it was bad...
But I wanted to tell you the truth...
No, no, no, no!
But I wanted to tell you the truth...
You said it!
Then my friend said...
No! Kazumi-chan did it!
Wow!
You're so close!
You're still young!
Then my friend said...
Who did it?
That's her testimony!
Yes!
And she said...
Kazumi-chan did it, too!
Why?
She said it!
Why did she say it?
Why was that boy watching it?
Probably because of the girl's power?
She lost because of her power.
And the teacher said, "Kazumi-chan did it, too!"
She became an enemy of everyone.
That's right.
She said, "I'm sorry. I did it."
She said it.
Poor girl.
When I was in elementary school...
I didn't know what kind of person she was.
I didn't know at that stage.
Have you been friends with her for a long time?
We've been friends for a long time.
Why?
We've been friends for a long time.
Why?
We've been friends for a long time.
You're selling yourself out.
That's right.
As for Takayama's unhappiness and its conclusion...
Is it here?
I think it's pretty high.
Where is it?
Unhappiness is unhappiness, isn't it?
That's right.
As a second-year elementary school student, I'm enjoying a mini-trial.
That's right.
And I've become an enemy of everyone.
It's a fact that you can't believe people when you're with them.
I'm glad we're still friends.
That's right.
She's the master of unhappiness.
After that, Kiguchi's unhappiness caused a big explosion.
Unhappiness Grand Prix.
Next is Kawago.
The title is "Waga-boko".
The middle school closed four years ago and the elementary school closed in February of this year.
That's all.
It's gone?
Yes, it's gone.
But now the number of schools is decreasing.
That's right.
It's sad.
The nursery school is also planned to close later.
What will it be?
It will probably be a park or something like that.
The buildings will be gone.
Are there few children?
That's right. There are really few.
There were about 70 people.
70 people in elementary school and all high school.
All high school and all high school, right?
All high school and all high school, 70 people.
No, there are still many places where there are fewer people.
There are still many places where there are fewer people.
The middle school and elementary school closed quite early.
But my hometown is very rural.
Saitama's father's hometown.
I came from many places in high school.
There were people who lived deep in the mountains.
While I was going to high school,
I was asked "Why are you moving?"
I said "But the school will come."
Then my house sank under the dam.
That happens.
It happens.
My mother's relative's house was buried.
Before it was buried,
I went to the grave once.
That's amazing.
The whole place sank under the water.
From school to the grave.
The village itself and the city itself.
The village will collapse.
Kawago's sad story.
What is its conclusion?
It's here.
You said "the opposite" earlier.
I made a mistake.
It's not sad, is it?
Nagasaki is moving towards the future.
Well, it's sad, but it's here with the feeling of facing forward and walking.
Oh, I see.
This is a recording during construction work in Nugizaka.
What happened after the recording?
Yes, I don't know what recording it was on that day,
but I couldn't do it very well, and I was really depressed.
The manager was listening to me, and everyone went home.
Is there such a time?
Yes, there is.
What kind of time is it?
When everyone goes home, they all get on the microbus and go home,
but everyone gets off first and I talk with the manager,
organize my mind and say thank you.
Then everyone is waiting, so let's go home.
The manager was still there, so I ran down the stairs by myself.
Then, the moment I opened the door, I was in a daze.
In a daze?
Without realizing that I wasn't on it, the bus left.
It left?
Yes, it left and I thought I was left behind.
I had tears in my eyes.
Because you were sad?
The recording didn't go well, and I was left behind by the bus.
You didn't like being left behind by the bus, did you?
I thought it was a terrible day.
A terrible day!
I really thought it was a terrible day.
I was crying alone.
Did you cry there completely?
But no one came to help me.
It's at the entrance of this studio, isn't it?
That's right.
Were you crying there alone?
I was crying.
Then I heard a voice from behind, "Hina, what's wrong?"
Who is it?
I turned around and saw the master of this studio.
She's kind.
Master, welcome!
You called me!
While laughing, she said, "What's wrong with you? Why are you crying so much?"
She said, "Today's recording didn't go well, and the bus left me behind."
While crying, she got angry and said, "Why did you leave me behind?"
She was waiting for the bus to come back and fold it again.
Then Master said, "It's okay."
She gave me ten dango.
That's a good story.
She gave me ten dango.
It's a sad story.
It's a happy ending at the end.
It's a happy ending.
The bus came to pick you up.
It came to pick me up.
The sad story of Kiguchi.
What is Master Hashimoto's judgment?
Here...
Sadness is pretty much...
Here...
You're a little drunk.
Laughing went pretty well.
There are quite a few members who get depressed while recording.
Really?
After that?
At that time, I think everyone will forget their existence and leave.
It's lonely.
The MVP of the Nogizaka Sad Story Grand Prix is...
All entries for the Nogizaka Sad Story Grand Prix have ended.
Who will be the MVP of the Nogizaka Sad Story Grand Prix?
The MVP of the Nogizaka Sad Story Grand Prix is...
Yumi Wakatsuki, who talked about a little bit of nostalgia.
Wakatsuki, this is just like you said.
Wakatsuki has been walking in his childhood days using old things,
and I felt like something would connect me now.
It was really interesting.
It's good because you can talk cheerfully now, right?
Yes, it is.
And when I was listening to the members' unhappy stories, I had quite a lot of them.
Oh, you had a lot of them?
When I was about to go to the swimming class tomorrow, I felt dizzy,
and I was talking with one hand and driving, and then I turned around and had a fracture here,
and I had a bone on top of a bone, and I couldn't go any further.
Oh, you had a fracture at that time.
I just remembered it now.
Again?
When I was in kindergarten, I thought it would be an athletic meeting tomorrow, and I was really dizzy,
and I was riding my bicycle, and I hit a battery, and I fell, and I got injured here.
So...
Did you cut it?
It's like a little scratch.
So the next day...
Well, I won the class, but all of my photos look like little beards.
Oh, it's funny.
Himura-san, you also had all of your school trips connected with this, right?
Well, the day before my school trip in elementary school, I was playing tag with my friends, and I was running away, and I was a tagger,
and he was double-stabbing me in the nose, and he was chasing me with a nosebleed beam, and I couldn't catch up with him, and I went up to the slide,
and he was chasing me like this, and I was scared, and I fell off the slide, and I was like "bang!", and I broke like this,
and I was stabbed in the back of the head, and the next day I was taking a selfie, and all of my photos were like this.
All of them.
All of my photos were like this.
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But you're talking about milk rice crackers now, right?
Yes, milk rice crackers.
That's...
This is carbonated water.
"Nogizaka 46" 16th single will be released on November 9th!
Kazumi Takayama's first photo book.
It may not be released yet, but it will be released on September 15th!
And Nishi's "Narse Sekam" photo book "Kaze wo Kigaete" will be released on September 27th!
Don't miss either of them!