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Let's get started. I'm Kouji Nogizaka, banana man of the board.
And I'm Aka-chan Nogizaka.
Himura-san, please announce today's project.
I'll do it.
If you have one month, you can do it.
Nogizaka, please announce your goal for the summer vacation.
I'm sorry.
To use this summer period and acquire new skills, the members were given goals.
The members who announced their goals will practice during the summer and announce their results in one month.
If I can't do it, I'll think of a penalty.
Is it on the day?
Right now...
Or is everyone in one pose?
Then, on the day.
First, Nakamoto will announce her goal.
This is what I want to master in one month.
Perfect tongue twister.
- Tongue twister. - Yes.
I'm good at tongue twisters.
So, I want to practice more in one month.
- This time... - Perfect.
Perfect. More than perfect.
But, I don't have an image of a tongue twister.
If you do, it'll be a little soft.
For now, let's check her tongue twister ability.
This one is difficult.
"Da-sha", "so-sha", "shou-sha", "sou-sha", "isshou"
I've never heard of it.
Make sure you don't say it at once.
Okay.
Then, Hime.
Okay.
Say it three times.
Okay.
Say it quickly.
Okay.
Ready, start.
"Da-sha", "shou-sha", "shou-shou"
"Da-san".
"Da-san" came out of nowhere.
"Da-sha", "da-sha", "da-sha"
Ready, start.
"Da-sha", "sou-sha", "sou-shou"
No good.
What are you doing?
You said you were good at it, didn't you?
I'm good at it.
You're good at it, aren't you?
Ready, start.
"Da-sha", "sou-shou"
Start.
"Da-sha", "sou-shou"
Cheating, cheating, cheating.
Stop it.
It's cheating. The beginning is cheating.
"Da-sha", "da-sha"
Say it clearly.
Make sure you don't stop.
Go.
Ready, start.
"Da-sha", "sou-sha", "shou-sha", "shou-shou"
Stop it.
Too late.
Na-ka-da
Say it clearly.
Ready, start.
Say it.
"Da-sha", "sou-sha", "shou-sha", "do-sha"
It's "do-sha" not "da-sha".
"Da-sha", "sou-sha", "shou-sha", "do-sha"
No, it's "do-sha".
You said "do-sha", didn't you?
What's this?
Say "eto".
eto
Ready, start.
"Da-sha", "sou-sha", "shou-sha", "sou-sha"
Can you say "eto"?
"eto".
Ready, start!
Amazing!
"Yueta".
She's a genius.
Lab and hospital...
Laboratory and room.
Lab and hospital...
Lab and place...
You're all having sex...
Too much...
Ready? Go!
Lab and hospital, laboratory and room.
It's too difficult!
"L" and "hop" are locked.
Here goes one...!
Yueta made up his mind.
I can say this!
I said it!
Yueta, say one!
Go ahead.
Yoboyobo, Yobobyoin, Yobobyochi...
- Stop it! Why is it coming up?! - Himetan, that's not an excuse!
- Why is it coming up?! - It's "Yoboyobo", you know?
Here we go. Let's do it together, if you want to do it that badly.
Count three and count with me. Here we go. Three, two...
Yoboyobo, Yoboyoin, Yobobochi...
- Stop it! Stop it! - Disgusting!
- Disgusting!
Disgusting!
What's up with "Yoboyobo"?
Himetan was told to say it out as soon as possible, for like a month,
It's not a big deal if you can say it, so I'll give you a task to clear this from the show for the time being.
Well, I'm going to have you sing perfectly to the song.
Oh, fast talking.
Yes.
And here's the fast-talking song.
Please take a look.
Wow!
That's cool.
Yes, that's why this scatman of scatman jones.
Here, in karaoke, it gets more than 80 points.
Wow, it's difficult even if it's normal, more than 80 points.
Yes, this song is famous for being a song that is very difficult to get high scores.
So I'm going to master this song perfectly and sing it, and I'll make it clear 80 points.
- I understand. - Are you okay?
One month later, scatman sings super fast in karaoke.
She'll get 80 or more points.
Next, Kawamura will set a goal.
Yes, ta-dah!
- It's street kendama. - Street kendama?
- Why street kendama? - Why did you want to do this?
- Because I like dancing. - You like dancing.
- You like dancing, don't you? - You like dancing, don't you?
- It's a shame, isn't it?
- If I just dance... - Yes.
- I think it's like... - Yes.
- It's like a trend now. - Street kendama is a trend now?
- So I'm going to dance while doing kendama. - What?
- I thought it might be like that. - What are you saying?
- Are you really going to do it? - I don't know. Can you do it?
Street kendama and street performance that became popular overseas while dancing and performing kendama techniques.
As a challenge, they check Kawamura's kendama level.
- Ah, this is it. - This level?
- Yes, but dancing while doing it is a little... - It's hard.
- Can you do it? - I can do it.
- Rima, can you do it? - Huh?
- Rima, you were already a turtle. - Can you do this?
- Look, you can move it like this. - Oh, I see.
It's like this when you move it.
- I think it's difficult. - Oh, no!
Do you want to try it with a turtle?
Try moving this big part and this part.
- Oh, you can hold it like that? - I think you can hold it like that.
- Wow, with this... - Hello, turtle?
Oh, no. She's lost her mind. She's lost her mind.
- This is... - One month?!
Wow, this might be a little difficult.
Kawamura will perform "Performance tailored to summer" for one month.
Finally, she will show off her special skill, "Tomeken".
The next goal is "Terra da Ranze".
I, Terada Ranze, will ride a bicycle for one month.
- Huh? You can't ride a bicycle? - I've never ridden one before.
- Huh?! - That's right. I've never ridden one before.
One day, when I have a job or something like that...
It's too late for me to practice riding a bicycle in my hometown, you know?
- It's dangerous. - So, if I could do something like this...
Didn't you ride a bicycle when you were little?
- I got it once in elementary school when I was in second grade. - You got it?
- I got it. - Did you have it? - I did.
But, the moment I saw it, I thought, "Oh, this is no good."
- So, I said goodbye to it. - You haven't ridden it?!
- No, I haven't.
To see if you can ride a bicycle or not, we tested it!
- Pedal... - What should I do?
- Pedal... - Foot on this pedal.
- Then... - Like this?
- Then you go forward like this. - Eh?!
- Then you go forward like this. - No way!
- Eh?! Eh?! Eh?! - Oh, really?!
- Eh?! Eh?! - If you loosen up a little now, you won't make it.
- Can you do it by yourself? - Eh, I can't.
- Can you let go of my hand? - Eh?! Ah! Eh?! - No, I'm here, I'm here.
- I'm here, too. - No, wait.
- Here... Eh?! Here?!
- No, you see, I'm here. I'm scared now! - Scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared!
- No, no, no. Wait a minute! I'm scared, I'm scared! The different thing is scary.
- I'm here, you know?! - It's alright, I'm here. Right?
- Eh?! - I wonder... Really?!
Seriously?
What?
What should I do?
What?
What are you doing?
She's doing it right away.
I can support you.
Really?
Go ahead.
What?
This is definitely going to happen.
What should I do?
What?
Oh?
What are you doing?
Terada is able to ride a bicycle after practicing it.
She's challenged a special course once a month.
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The next goal announcement is by Watanabe Miria.
In one month, I'd like to catch marshmallows.
Wait a minute. There's a picture here, too.
What's this?
It's a great picture.
It's a picture of someone throwing marshmallows.
Marshmallows are big.
This is me.
Me? I'm a monster, aren't I?
Marshmallows... Why did you want to catch marshmallows?
I've never done it before, and I've never touched marshmallows before.
Wait a minute. You've never eaten marshmallows before?
I've never eaten them before.
What? Why haven't you eaten marshmallows before?
Huh? It's like...
It's squishy, so I'm scared of it.
Have you seen it before?
Yes, I've seen it before.
Is there anyone who hasn't eaten it before?
No way!
Did you say you wanted it?
Have you ever eaten marshmallows before?
No, I haven't.
Why don't you eat it?
Even if you touch it like this,
I think you'll probably hear a chalk sound in your mouth.
No, I haven't.
I can't imagine it.
It's exactly the opposite.
It's exactly the opposite!
Even if you say you caught marshmallows you threw in a month,
there are a lot of people who can do this quickly, even ordinary people.
I thought it wouldn't be a weapon even if you wore it.
I thought about it on the show.
Someone came to me and said, "I'd like you to do this."
Someone, please.
Five! Five!
It's a drone!
A drone!
Oh, Tani! Tani Plus One!
Yes, I'm Tani Plus One!
Tani-kun!
Tani Plus One is here!
Are you a drone entertainer, Tani Plus One?
Yes, I am!
You just controlled the drone, didn't you?
Yes, I am.
Please leave the drone to me.
The reason why a drone entertainer like Tani-kun is here is because he has a special skill.
Yes, I do.
Could you show it to us?
All right.
Well...
Can you do it with your iPhone?
Yes, I can do it with my iPhone.
That's amazing!
Marshmallow...
Marshmallow!
Yes! I'm going to catch a marshmallow.
What?
You're going to catch a marshmallow on a drone?
Yes, I am!
You put it on a drone.
Yes.
Here we go!
Yes! Here we go! Go ahead!
Thank you!
That's cool!
Miria-chan, did you see it?
I saw it!
How was it?
It's amazing!
Everyone is amazing!
It's cool!
It's amazing!
It's very difficult, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This time...
Could you do it all in this series?
Really?
Even this?
Yes, you control the drone and do it as it is now.
Wow!
It would be amazing if you could do it.
It's amazing!
First of all, I've never eaten a marshmallow before.
Really?
No, I haven't.
Marshmallows are in the category that I don't like now.
That's right.
It's uncomfortable, isn't it?
Well, you can eat something.
What do you like to eat?
I like soft food.
Pork?
Pork.
No, not pork.
It's hot!
It's pork!
In a month's time, in Wazunabe's studio,
they will succeed in catching a drone marshmallow.
Suzuki's goal announcement is from Inoue Sayuri.
- Inoue, what do you want to do? - What do you want to do?
I don't know. I feel like my muscles are getting stronger and I want to destroy my house.
The thing I want to do this summer vacation is...
- Ta-da! Playing in the air! - What?!
- Really?! - Yes.
- You want to do it? - I want to try it.
Playing in the air is scary at first!
That's right, but I've been to see a circus with my dad before.
- Playing in the air is exciting, isn't it? - Yes.
At that time, I thought it looked really interesting.
I like moving my body a lot, too, so I thought I could do it.
- Playing in the air... - I don't know.
- I don't know if you can learn it in a month. - I don't know.
Of course, I don't think you can do amazing techniques in a month.
So, I made a VTR of the tasks you can do in a month.
- Look at this. - Yes.
Here you go.
- This is what Inoue does on this side. - Inoue does it on the right.
- Up! - Up!
- It's this high. - Inoue does it like this.
- This is what he does. He does it with his legs. - No, no, no, no, no!
- Wow! - Scary!
- I can't do it like this! I can't do it! - It's so scary!
- That was a "knee-hand-catch" technique. - Yes.
- He does it like this, and with only his legs, he holds the stick, and the person holding it takes his hand. - I've never even done it properly with a iron rod.
- It's okay. - First of all, he holds his own body and does it once, and then he goes around and does it with only his legs.
- Let's do it like that. - It's pretty... It's pretty...
- The strength of his arms... Well, he does have strength of his arms. You trained him, didn't you? - No, but it's really illegal...
- Illegal? - Illegal, I mean...
- It's that bad thing on TV... - No, you said it yourself! You said it yourself that you trained him!
- His body is weak, so he wants to get stronger. - Oh, you want to train him.
- When I say I want to get stronger by training him, only macho people come to shake hands with me.
- It's like... "You like macho people, don't you?", like... - "You like macho people, don't you?", like... - "Macho... Me? What about me?", like...
- You said you wanted to be macho, didn't you?
- Macho material is included in it, so... - What do you mean "macho material"?!
- It's because of this show's influence... - Oh, really?
- On top of his stomach, he succeeds in a knee - hand catch of an aerial plank.
- With this, his performance in a real match is a red flag!
- Next, Sagara will set a goal.
- It's a jagged ring.
- This is difficult, but I want to learn it.
- I saw a comedian eating an apple while juggling.
- I've seen him eating while spinning three apples.
- It's Morias, isn't it? - Yes, it's Morias Bambam Bigaro.
Sagara, who loves comedians, will set a goal of learning this technique of eating an apple while juggling.
First of all, Sagara will show professional jugglers the basic technique of juggling.
- Like this. - I don't know what you're doing.
- Because you can do it. - No, I can't.
- You're crossing your arms.
- You can't do it.
- You can do it with three apples in a month.
- How long does it take you to eat an apple? - It takes about a year.
- It really took you about a year. - Is it that difficult?
- It's very difficult. - You can't do it in a month?
- I'm sorry, but I can't do it in a month. - I see.
So, Sagara will master the basic technique of juggling, which includes cascades, in a month.
- Can you do it with three apples now? - I'd like to see it.
- I'd like you to show me how you can do it now. - It's easy.
While you're in the air, you have to throw and catch the next one. It's that easy.
- That's it! - You didn't say it out loud.
- No, no, no, it's like this. - Try it, Asuka - chan.
- Asuka-chan can do it. - She can do it.
One month later, Sagara will succeed in three juggling techniques.
What will happen next? What is their goal for summer vacation?
What I want to do is this.
I want to learn sanshin.
- Sanshin? - Yes.
- In Okinawa? - Yes.
- Why do you want to learn it? - There is a scuba diving club in front of me.
- I'm going to get a license in Okinawa. - I see.
- Oh! - Well, I'm just going to do it.
- I see. - I haven't done any activities yet.
If that happens, I want to do more than just scuba diving.
- It's nice. - You can go to Okinawa, dive in the sea...
- and drink nawamori while juggling sanshin. - It's the best.
- You can eat shima rakkyo and sea grapes. - It's the best.
- Really?
So, if you learn sanshin beforehand...
- you can sing together when you go. - It's the best!
- I see. - Is there anything you want to do?
- I like "tan chame bushi". - "Tan chame bushi"?
- Yes. - Yes.
Oh!
- It's all in Okinawa. - Yes, it's nice.
- It's amazing. - This one. - Yes, it is. - It's nice, isn't it? - Yes, it's the best.
- So, this "sanshin" and... - Yes. - Singing as well. - Yes, if we can sing "sanshin" and "uta" as well. - Yes, it's nice.
In such a small studio, they will challenge "sanshin" for the first time in their life!
- So... - I'll do it. - It's "tanchame bushi". - Go ahead.
- I don't know it! - You don't know it at all, do you? - Not at all. - Not at all. Well, it's natural. - I can't help it.
- But I want to go to Okinawa after I can do it. - It's nice. - And if you can play "sanshin" a little, you can sing "sanshin" in a live performance. - Yes! - Isn't there a song like "okinawa" in Nogizaka?
- Isn't there a song like "nogizaka" in Nogizaka? - Not at all. - It's possible. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - If we can do it, it would be great if all the audience can sing "sanshin" in a live performance. - It's only "beginner level". - Is it only "beginner level"? - It's only "shimaita level". - It's only "shimaita level".
In a month's time, they will show their "tanchame bushi" performance in their studio!
They will reveal their new era of idols with their amazing skills!
Their next goal is Nakada!
- Here it is! Ta-dah! "tambourine"! - "tambourine"! - Yes! - "tambourine"! Why do you want to do it? Why?
- Well, I don't have many memories of going to karaoke with my members. - I see. - I only went there during work. - I see.
- So I wanted to be invited to karaoke. - When you went to karaoke with your members... - Yes.
- Can you tell us about it? - Well...
- That's right. Don't you want to see a tambourine game?
- Don't you want to be invited to karaoke? - Yes, we do!
- Let's see what kind of tambourine game we have this time.
- Thank you!
- Amazing! - I like it!
- I want to buy it! - I want it!
- I like it! - I like it!
- You do this? - Yes!
- You do it using the version that has been changed? - Yes!
- That was amazing, wasn't it, Gonzo? - Yes!
- Can we do it? - Yes!
- Can you teach us and do it together? - Yes!
- It's very difficult! - It's very difficult!
- Is it? - It's very difficult!
- This is very, very difficult! - It's very difficult!
- You get tired, too! - You do small things like this...
...but when you put it in like this...
...when you pull it like this, you can do it like this...
...you can do it like this...
- Is that look okay for you? - Yes!
- I'll talk to our manager about it! - Talk to him!
This time, we'd like Gonzo-kun to make an original song that matches the song of Nogizaka.
Oh, you want Gonzo-kun to do it? Sounds good!
We'd like Gonzo-kun to learn it.
Well, you can use it in a live show, right?
When it's a song of Nogizaka, just one person...
A song of Nogizaka?
As long as it's a song of Nogizaka, it's fine.
Gonzo will teach young people how to do the mannequin of school uniform that Gonzo made.
Well, it's a little early, but...
One month later...
Yes, one month later!
Everyone is busy, so I think we should practice little by little.
It's hard. How can we practice in the air?
I don't know what to do in the air.
Today, the members who set goals are practicing in between tours all over the country.
Will they be able to clear their tasks in the studio in one month?
Ready, set...
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