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[Nogizaka, open up!]
I'm Banana Man, the host of Nogizaka High School Journalism Association.
And this is Nogizaka-chan!
I hate you!
What's going on here?
Now, let's get started with today's segment.
Himura-san, please announce the topic.
Let's go!
Can you tell a scary story in 30 seconds?
This time, in order to blow off the heat of summer,
he will tell a scary story that he experienced in 30 seconds.
Also, since we're talking about scary stories in the studio...
Hello, little lady.
What?
Himura-san keeps staring at me, so...
Shimada!
Nice to meet you!
It's been a while, Shimada.
Yes.
He's famous for being clumsy, but he also does a lot of scary stories.
He's done a lot of scary stories in the summer.
That's right.
So today, we'd like you to tell us scary stories.
Plus, we'd like you to tell us more scary stories.
Oh, techniques.
We'd like you to do that as well.
Thank you in advance.
We'll do our best.
First up is Eto Misa.
The title is "Boy in Dream."
Ready...
This is a story from about three years ago.
Since then, I've been chasing sadness every night, and it's been escalating.
One night, while I was sad, a three or four-year- old boy started chasing me.
No matter how much I ran, he kept chasing me and grabbed my right arm.
So I shouted, "Talk to me!" and woke up with my own voice.
Then, the next morning, I got ready and went to work as usual.
I suddenly looked at my right arm and was surprised.
My right arm was clearly marked by the boy's fingers.
Wow!
That's scary!
It's really scary.
Is it true?
At first, it was just sadness.
Gradually, a boy started chasing me.
I don't know if it was a dream or sadness chased by a boy.
At the end of the night, he grabbed me and said, "Talk to me!"
I said it clearly.
Wow!
Actually, I was taking a picture at that time.
Wow!
I have that picture with me now.
Wow! I want to see it!
I want to see the shape of your hand when you were grabbed.
Here you are.
Wow!
Is it true?
My fingers are like this.
One, two, three, four, five.
So you were grabbed while you were sleeping and stayed there all the time?
I was wearing a parka because it was cold on the bullet train.
When I woke up and looked at it, it was out.
Was it sad while you were sleeping or before you left the house?
Before I left the house.
Did you have a lot of it?
Yes, I did.
How is it?
Wow!
Oh, I'm scared.
You know, I'm scared of this kind of thing.
I'm really scared of it.
I don't think you can do it.
No, I'm most afraid of this kind of thing.
I'm not good at it.
It's a little scary to have a picture of this.
I'm scared.
I might win.
No, you can't do it unless you go too far.
I think you'll say you want to interview Moon right away.
But you were really good at talking.
First of all, you started with a low tone.
You tend to look away, but you look straight ahead when you talk.
I thought it was creepy and scary.
And the sound effects.
Suddenly, "Gah!"
And the lines.
That kind of thing.
I thought you were really good at talking.
Oh, that's nice.
Next up is Matsumura's fear experiment.
Gathering photos.
Ready...
Start!
The other day, when I was shooting for a magazine,
a makeup artist was showing me old photos.
One of them happened to be a photo taken at the studio I was shooting in that day.
So when I try to see what it is,
I'm told I can't see it.
But I really want to see it.
So I beg him to show me.
The photo he showed me was a common gathering photo taken by all of the staff after shooting.
But in the back row of the photo,
there was a man smiling happily.
But that man wasn't among the members who were there that day.
When I counted the numbers,
there was one more person than the members of that day.
Thank you very much.
Well, it took about one minute.
Just in case.
It was a service, wasn't it?
It was a service.
There was a person who had nothing to do with the photo.
There was a person I didn't know at all in the photo.
When I saw the photo,
everyone had a little yellowish skin color,
but only the person in the back was obviously white.
There was only one person in a different color.
When I asked, "Who is this person?"
They said, "I don't know."
So I guess the studio was reflected in the photo.
That's what everyone thought at the time.
It seems that the studio is often used in magazines.
When I asked, they said, "This person is not in the photo."
I wonder what it is.
It's reflected in the combined photo, isn't it?
But he's smiling a lot and laughing happily.
It's reflected clearly, isn't it?
It's reflected so clearly that it's not much different from other people.
Was he laughing?
He was laughing.
He was smiling normally like this.
Recently, smartphones are widespread,
so photos are often taken.
At that time,
if you don't feel like "Oh, it's fun!"
and you don't feel like "I don't like it!" like now,
it's a good example.
You can't say, "Wow, I can't look at it! It's creepy!"
or "heavy photos are not good examples."
And they still have fear experiences about photos.
Actually, I have a junior in my agency who is called "oxygen".
I don't know him. I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
He's there. He's there.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Is he there? Is he there? Is he there?
I don't know him. I don't know him. I'm scared.
He's a manzai master. He's a newcomer.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
He's not there.
He's a manzai master with power.
Oxygen.
This is the photo he took at a famous haunted spot.
The face of the junior actor in the photo is unbelievable.
This is a photo that Miyoshi took with excitement.
The face...
Is there a different face on his face?
That's right.
Is there a different face on his face?
Yes.
He looks like an old man facing this way.
That's right.
This is a normal face like this, but it's messed up.
That's right.
It looks like a completely different face.
That's right.
If you look at this, there are about two or three faces of ghosts stuck here.
It's a pretty dangerous picture.
Will it be okay after this?
The laver doctor said, "This is a pretty dangerous picture."
But the doctor didn't believe in ghosts at all.
It's not good for people who are a little scared.
However, it seems that people who don't believe in ghosts at all are fine.
He said, "I'm fine because I'm fine."
I'm fine because I'm fine.
Yes.
With recent cameras, only Mr. Shimura doesn't have a face recognition function.
Is this true?
What?
Mr. Shimura...
Isn't it broken?
No, really...
It's just my fault.
I don't know.
That's scary, too.
It's scary, isn't it?
No, it's scary.
Speaking of ghosts...
If you take a picture of a shrine, it's just a normal scenery, but you suddenly get a face recognition function.
That's scary, too.
That's scary.
It's like, "What did you feel?"
That's scary.
Did you recognize that there was a face?
Yes, it's just a picture of nothing, but you suddenly get a face recognition function.
That's really scary.
Matsumura is also a candidate for the championship, including all of this.
Matsumura was good.
No, it was good.
Thank you.
The way you talk is like...
When you're shooting for a magazine...
No, why?
Why?
Make money...
What's with that young man's comment?
Wait a minute...
Suddenly, only my left shoulder...
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My ears can't stop ringing.
My left eye is a little...
Next up is Ito Umarika's "The One On My Shoulder".
Ready, start!
This is something that happened recently.
Suddenly, only my left shoulder felt really heavy.
At that time, my body was tired even though I didn't do anything.
And the members told me that I had a bad face color.
And I didn't do anything and I didn't feel like doing anything.
After a few days, I thought "Ah, there must be something wrong with me".
Time's up!
There must be something wrong with me!
Why did you say "seriously" for only 32 seconds?
Why? Why?
I said "seriously" for only one minute!
You said "seriously" for only one minute!
Why did you say "seriously" for only 32 seconds?
You know, there are times when you feel like you won.
That's right!
You said you had a bad face color, didn't you?
I thought it was weird.
It felt weird.
Only your left shoulder felt heavy, didn't you?
Only here.
Only here felt heavy.
And then? And then? And then?
Only here felt heavy.
It's okay.
Put your hands together. Put your hands together.
Well...
Recently, I was thinking of buying an awakening spray that's popular among the members.
What? Awakening spray?
I bought an awakening spray and...
Ah, I have it.
What?
I'll bring it to you.
I want to see it! I want to see it!
I want to see it!
It doesn't matter anymore!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's okay. It's okay. Give it to me. Give it to me.
What is it?
This is an awakening spray.
Is there such a thing?
It's an awakening spray with salt in it.
This is popular among the members.
Oise-san.
Is it okay for me to use it?
Will this scary feeling of mine be awakened?
That's right.
Is it okay for me to use it?
Let's do it.
Wait a minute.
Isn't it okay?
Huh? It smells really good.
It smells really good.
Huh?
It smells really good.
Doesn't it look like a face?
Doesn't it look like a neck or a head?
Doesn't it look like a head or a head?
Huh? Is it?
I got into Oise-san's eye just now.
Is it okay for you, Oise-san?
I think it's okay for her to have Oise-san's eye.
Oise-san's eye is still in my left eye, but is it okay for me?
Is it okay for me to have Oise-san's eye?
If everything in Imran-san's eye melts, does only my eye remain?
My eye smells really good right now.
It smells really good.
continuation...
There's more to come.
That and...
I had him push my back.
- Huh? Push your back? - Just my left shoulder.
- Who? Who? - Diagonally.
Huh? Does that have that kind of power?
I thought that if it was diagonal, it might have some kind of power.
So he pushed me diagonally and pushed me like this.
The next day, I didn't feel any weight at all.
- Huh? - Wow.
Really. I had that about three times.
He pushed me diagonally three times.
- Have you ever done that? - No, I just did it randomly.
He said "it's hard", so I said "Nanami, do something".
I used my lucky number eight and hit him eight times on the back.
- Then it got easier. - Oh, really?
- What? - What do you mean?
- Did it work? - Actually...
Actually you did it, right?
- But you don't have heavy shoulders anymore, right? - No, I don't have them anymore.
- Really? - No.
But do you feel heavy shoulders in the morning?
There is a famous place in Chiba called Kanayama Dam.
A woman fell in the dam and there was no place for her to grab.
- She drowned and died in that place. - Oh, no.
When we were filming that scene, my shoulders started to feel really heavy.
- Oh, no. - It felt weird because it was only one centimeter away.
- It felt really heavy. - Oh, no.
- It felt weird. - Oh, no.
When I asked Mr. Levi about it, he kept looking at me.
What is it?
Shimada-san, did you go to a water park recently?
How do you know?
Actually, I went there.
That's hard, isn't it?
Because there is a wet woman hanging there with only one finger.
Oh, my God!
To be honest, my ears can't stop ringing now.
Yes, your ears can't stop ringing.
Only my left ear is ringing all the time.
Really? My left eye is also ringing a little now.
Oise-san has done it. I'm sorry.
Oh, Oise-san.
Oise-san has done it, too.
Recently, there is a spray used by professionals.
It is a fabreeze that can remove germs with unexpected things.
Really?
They use it.
Really?
They use it.
No, they don't.
Don't they use it for smell?
Do people use it?
It has an effect of removing germs and saving money, but it also has an effect of removing germs.
It's fabreeze.
It's really good.
Do professionals use it, too?
A professional, Levi-san, said "shush, shush, shush, fabreeze" after he died.
This is good.
It seems like you can't use it for research, though.
Is it fabreeze?
It's fabreeze.
Really?
Levi-san said it.
Next, Takayama brought up a scary story.
Ready, start.
I want you all to imagine it.
The other day, I went to the supermarket to buy cabbage.
I bought it and when I came back from the cashier,
Oh, no. This cabbage is scary.
It's kind of scary.
I thought there might be bugs in it, so I searched for "superbug cabbage" on the Internet.
Then, the other day, when I cut the cabbage in half,
even the black slugs were cut in half.
"What should I do?" I got that question.
Time's up.
I went a little overboard.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Can we talk about the example?
I was really scared when I cut the cabbage.
There was a slug.
A black slug was cut in half.
Because you cut it.
I actually cut it.
"What should I do?" I saw that question on the Internet.
When I cut the cabbage, I was scared.
"What is the scary story you heard recently?" I got that question.
I see.
I talked about it.
A scary story continued.
Are you happy about it?
I'm happy about it.
It's not a scary story of death, is it?
That's right.
What should I do if there is a bug in the cabbage?
To put it simply, that's right.
Did you eat the cabbage you bought at that time?
I was really scared when I cut it.
There was nothing in it.
I wasn't scared at all.
What do you think about it?
You're not kidding, are you?
No, I'm not.
If you're kidding me, it's the most dangerous thing to do in a place like this.
That's right.
If you don't do it seriously, a bug will happen and you won't be forgiven.
Are you okay with it?
I'm okay with it.
Are you okay with it?
You're not kidding me, are you?
No, I'm not.
"What is the scary story you mentioned briefly?" was the questionnaire.
Did you answer the questionnaire?
I answered the questionnaire and mentioned the scary story.
Then, it was adopted and I'm standing here now.
The three people in front of me have a serious taste and are in a hurry.
I'm reflecting on myself.
That doesn't mean you're bad.
What is the third eye, which is too scary?
"The scary story continues daily." "The third eye."
Ready, start!
People have a third eye in their forehead, right?
Those who have that eye open can see spirits.
When I was little, my eyes were open,
and I could often see ghosts and spirits.
So, when I woke up in the morning and looked out the window,
I suddenly started to cry.
My mom is also strong in spirits,
but when she came over,
she said, 'Hina, can you see it too?'
She said, 'Mom, you can see it too, right?'
Okay, that's it.
No!
There's more!
Really? But it was scary.
It's been 50 seconds now.
Sorry for talking about time all the time.
Did you see it too, Mom?
What can you see?
A blue-and-white man's face.
He kept looking at me.
When I woke up, I had eyes,
so I cried a lot.
My mom was also worried about me.
I cried a lot, but my family couldn't see me.
Are they behind you?
Yes, they are.
When I woke up in the morning,
they were looking at me.
They only saw my blue face.
Only your face?
Yes.
What about now?
Now,
my third eye is gone.
When I was little,
when I wanted to go out,
my mom said,
you have a blood image,
so you won't go out and play.
But,
when I wanted to go out,
she made me slide with my shoulders,
and cracked my forehead with bricks.
Really?
Since that day,
my forehead is scratched,
but my third eye
must have been crushed,
so I sewed it up and closed it.
Did you get injured?
Yes, I was taken to an ambulance.
Oh, you can't see now.
No, I can't.
That's amazing!
You still have your third eye,
don't you?
Yes, I do.
When I'm in a hotel,
I say, 'I don't like this place.'
But,
the oise spray that Marika mentioned,
I actually had it.
And I didn't like it in the hotel,
so I put it down for the first time,
but as soon as I sprayed it,
a spring flew at me,
and I broke it.
What?
Really?
Oise-san!
A spring flew at you?
I thought you were angry,
and I did something I shouldn't have done.
That's really scary.
So you didn't use the spray anymore?
Yes, I was angry.
So you didn't use the spray anymore?
By the way,
everyone's stories are too scary.
What's wrong?
You're a candidate for winner.
Candidate for winner!
Thank you.
Among all of you,
is there anyone who's the worst at this?
Like Nishino?
I'm not good at it.
I haven't heard half of Hinachima's story yet.
If you do this,
you can hear it from time to time,
so isn't it scary?
I haven't heard it.
Ah...
Huh?
No, no.
What?
I don't know.
When I saw Nishino's face,
I thought you were holding your breath.
Why did you do that?
Oh, that's why.
I was wondering if you were talking,
or something else,
and when I looked at you,
I was like, 'Stop it!'
I thought you were holding your breath,
but when I took a picture of you,
you were like, 'Tsun!'
I'm scared of this.
I'm scared of saying, 'When is it?'
That's true.
That's where you're in.
When is it?
"When is it?" "When is it?"
Next up is "Ikuta". The title is "Blue-eyed doll".
Here we go. Ready, start!
I've had a baby doll with me since I was born.
We've been together since we were little, but when we grew up and got bigger, we didn't play with it at all.
We just put it away for now.
About a year ago, when I was cleaning up, it happened to come out and I thought it was nostalgic.
It was supposed to be a blue-eyed baby, but its eyes were brown.
But I was scared, so I just left it like that.
This time, I remembered it with this project and I thought, "Oh, that's it."
I took it out for the first time in a year and its eyes were dyed red.
Are you serious?
Does that mean its eyes have changed color?
It used to be a blue-eyed baby.
But as time went by, its eyes changed color.
The latest one is now red.
Does that mean you have it now?
Oh, I brought it today.
A blue-eyed doll that has turned red...
Is this baby?
Oh, it's really, really, really red.
It's a baby of a cute baby.
Oh, it's really, really red.
Was this baby blue?
Yes, it was blue. It was a beautiful blue.
But it's cute.
But it's weird to keep it like this.
On the other hand, I don't know what to do with it.
Should you sell it to your fans?
Shimada san, there are many stories about the doll-like hands.
It's nice. After all, it's human-shaped, so it's easy to put its eyes and ears in.
Like before, it was cute all the time.
When you grow up and leave it like this, the doll will get angry.
It's like only the eyes have changed, right?
And I bought it in Germany.
If it's from overseas, I think it's like that.
How about the facial expression?
Does it look a little poor?
Does it look pitiful?
I don't think the expression has changed.
What was it again?
I don't know if it's a proper payment or not, but you want me to look at it, right?
I don't want to keep it forever.
I know, I know. It may be wrong to throw it away.
I'm not making anything for you.
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There are quite a few people listening.
Today was really scary, wasn't it? Really.
It's weird.
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