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Nogizaka construction in progress
Don!
It's started. "Nogizaka construction in progress"
I was about to say something.
I'm a banana man.
This is Nogizaka-chan!
Today's project is...
Himura-san!
Without weak points, aim for perfection!
Idol!
That's right.
In order for Nogizaka 46 to become a more perfect idol,
this time we'll use...
Hypnosis.
Tonight, we'll safely remove the members' weak points with hypnotic hypnosis.
Our official hypnotist.
Well, we've done this on several shows before.
Today, we'll use hypnotic hypnosis to remove members' weak points.
Everyone, please hypnotize in advance.
Is there anyone who hasn't been hypnotized yet?
If you haven't been hypnotized yet, please raise your hand.
Be honest.
Oh, but there are three of you!
You don't know which one is Hajimoto?
That's right. I think it's about half of you.
About half of you.
Then, whether you've been hypnotized or not, I'd like you to show me.
Yes.
Everyone, please hypnotize me.
This is funny.
Can I hypnotize you all at once?
Yes, yes.
Please.
If you don't know, you don't have to force yourself.
That's right.
Then, I'll hypnotize you.
Sleep and come closer.
Come closer.
Sleep and come closer.
Sleep and...
Come closer.
That's amazing!
Sleep and...
Come closer.
Sleep and...
It doesn't work from here, does it?
Let's try it.
Shall we try it?
Sleep and...
Oh, you three are...
Where's Sakurai?
Isn't Sakurai caught?
Where's Sakurai?
There you are.
This is amazing because it's not a lie.
I was surprised.
Sakurai was caught.
What was he doing?
Why did he raise his hand earlier?
Concentrate on my love.
When I count to three, I feel good.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
Excuse me, teacher.
Can you...
Can you do something like...
Can you put your sense into Himura-san's butt?
Shall we do it?
Look at me.
Sleep and...
When I count to three...
I feel good and I wake up.
When I count to three...
I feel Himura-san's anger in my butt.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
Himura-san, you look determined.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
I feel better.
Why do you feel better?
Because it's Himura-san's butt.
What will happen if Shirai-shi praises you?
Look at me.
I can't do it.
Everyone else will be surprised.
Akimoto, do you feel better?
No!
I can't do it!
No!
I can't do it!
I'll do it to other people, too!
I'll do it harder!
Imura-san! Imura-san!
Imura-san! Hold it! Hold it!
Imura-san! Hold it!
Can you solve it for me?
Imura-san and his butt's clay will disappear!
One, two, three!
I'll go back!
Imura-san, can you do it for me?
I can't do it!
Huh?
Then, let's go back to "I can't do it"!
First of all, what are these five people's weaknesses?
What are they?
Then, I'll open it!
Here it is!
What is it, Mr. Hisara?
It's not like I hate clouds or anything, but I don't like this.
It's a tarantula.
Akimoto is crying!
Everyone, please take a seat.
Isn't it impossible for me to feel like this?
You don't have to see it, so let's just sit down for now.
If you get hypnosis, you'll definitely feel like you should put it on your hand, right?
Okay, everyone, let's try not to see it for once.
Everyone is crying!
Everyone, you really don't like it, right?
Especially, you don't like clouds.
I see.
She's crying.
I like cockroaches better.
Cockroaches are better.
Nishino, you don't like seeing it, either?
I don't like it.
Really?
Akimoto, you don't like it, either?
I don't like it when there are a lot of legs.
I don't like it, either.
I don't like insects in general.
I see.
It's impossible for you to hate it.
But, isn't it better for you to just see it and be okay with it?
As long as you don't have anything you don't like, right?
I might be able to co-star with clouds in a regular show.
That's right!
In the future, though.
Because I don't know.
Can the three of them overcome their weaknesses?
Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.
When I count to three, I wake up feeling good.
When I wake up feeling good, everything that appears in front of you is cute, interesting, and you want to touch it.
That's right! That's the only emotion that wakes you up.
One! Two! Three!
Good morning!
Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!
Look! It's fun!
Yes! You're laughing!
Look! It's getting fun all of a sudden!
Look! It's getting more and more fun!
It's getting more and more fun! It's going up! It's going up!
It's going up a lot! It's going up a lot!
Look at that! It's exciting, right?
What's in it?
May I?
Please!
Look!
I...
- Akimoto, are you okay? - Yeah.
- Nishino, too? - Yeah.
- Zeto, too? - Not at all. He's cute.
- Just now... - She said he's cute.
- Me, too? - Yeah. He's fluffy.
- He's fluffy, right? - Yeah.
- He's got hair. - Yeah.
- Can you all look closer? - Yeah.
- He's cute. - Yeah.
- What about Hashimoto? - I don't think he's as creepy as before.
- I don't think you've seen him this close before. - No, I haven't.
- He's creepy. He's disappearing. Look! - I don't know what you're talking about.
- He's even more fun. Look! - Yeah.
- He's super cute. - Yeah.
- Look at Toy Poodle.
- This is like Toy Poodle in a pet shop.
- Seriously?
- Are you saying this is a "touchable" class? - Yeah, you can touch it.
- You're kidding! - Yeah.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Wait...
- Look!
- Maybe you can pet it?
- What about Akimoto?
- Can you tickle it?
It's cute.
- Its hair is fluffy. - Cute.
- What about Etou? - It's soft.
- I like Etou.
Let's touch Etou.
- Oh, they all touched it. - No, no, no, no, no!
- It looks like it's cute. - Cute.
- Is it cute? - Cute.
- Oh, here it comes! - Oh, here it comes!
- Oh, it came out! - Oh, here it comes!
- Here it comes! - Here it comes!
- Well, up to the end. - Yes.
Cute, right?
You even carried a string.
Why don't you take a photo?
Can you take a photo of them?
Can you surround them, Tarantula?
Thank you for being here.
Say, spider.
Spider!
They are quite big.
Did you touch them before?
Don't touch them yet.
You might need some courage.
You may look cute but you can't help it.
It comes like "tss"!
Look! It's so cute!
- The thread is interesting... - Try stroking the back of its head.
- A little... - Oh!
It's cute, isn't it?
- Ah! - Cute, cute, cute!
- Huh? Huh? - It's cute, isn't it?
- How does it feel? - I'm surprised...
Does it have a hook? It looks like it can be used...
- It looks like it can be used... - No, it doesn't have a hook.
- Can you use it? - Try stroking it.
Can you use it?
- Ah, you can touch it. - It's cute, isn't it?
- It looks like it. - Right?
- Does it have a hook? - Yes!
Does it have a hook?
Earlier, it didn't jump at all.
- Ah! - Surprisingly, it works!
Huh...
Ah, but I hope it doesn't come this way.
- It looks fun. - Ah, but it doesn't...
Ah!
- Oh, it's Unishina. - Wow!
- She's cute! - Ah, she's cute!
- She's cute! - Ah, but I hope it doesn't come this way...
- Unishina-san! - Ah, but she's cute!
Say "konnichiwa", Unishina-san!
- Her walk... her walk is super cute, isn't it? - She's cute!
- What's with this "make sure" and "one by one"... - She's cute!
- Say her name, Unishina-san. - Ah, that's right.
- What do you want me to do? - Itoda...
- Ito... do you want me to call you "itoda" then? - Itoda!
- Let's call you "itoda"! - Itoda!
- Say "itoda-san"! - Itoda!
- Say "itoda-san"! - Itoda-san!
- Itoda! - Itoda-san!
- It's so cute that you can touch it and even ride it! - It's so cute!
- I have a dog at home... - Yeah.
- It's like that. - It's that big of a dog?
- Then, do you want me to put it back for a bit? - Yes.
- Seriously, itoda-san... - Put it back!
- Okay, okay, I'll put it back for now. - Okay.
- Okay! - Hypnotism!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Did it all melt? - What? What? What's this?
- I can still feel it! - Yeah.
- What? What do you feel? - It's pink!
- Itoda-san, right? - Itoda-san, right?!
- Eh?
- Akimoto, you're holding it really tight. - It feels gross!
- What? What does it feel gross about?
- Itoda-san, right?! - Itoda-san, right?!
- Is it okay for your feet to melt?
- Did it melt? - It might be that you overcame it!
- It's really gross!
- Look, look, look! She says it feels gross now, look!
- The person you hate right now, the person you thought was cute just now...
- They're going to integrate into you more and more!
- And you're not afraid of being kissed!
- Look at me.
- She said it felt gross and scary.
- I'm not afraid of it.
- If you've been kissed, you're not afraid of it melting!
- I can feel it!
- You've overcome it, haven't you? - I'm totally fine now.
- You're so cute. - You're so cute.
- You've overcome it! - I can work with you, Tanajura!
- Why? - You're amazing!
- You're like Noginchura! - Noginchura?
- Noginchura?
- You're like a doll!
- This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
- I know I shouldn't say this, but I hope you three don't do it.
- What's with that face?
- Next up are these six people who don't like tickling.
- First of all, we'll have Asuka Saito, who isn't allergic to hypnosis, check us out.
- Here you go.
- What's with this video?
- Thank you! Thank you very much!
- Next up, Ikuta.
- For me, I can handle the whole body, but I can't handle the front of my neck.
- The front of your neck? What about you?
- It tickles so much!
- You haven't done it yet!
- I can't handle it! I can't handle it! I can't handle it!
- Oh, really? - Yes, I really can't handle it!
- What about you, Eto?
- For me, I can handle the whole body, but for some reason, I can't handle my right neck.
- What about your left neck?
- My left neck is fine, but even with my own hair, if I'm conscious of it and remember where it hurts, it happens.
- It's always over here.
- Can you show me?
- Oh no, really...
- Ah! I can't do it anymore!
- This is good. - This video is good.
- What is it? - What is it? This time...
- It's really good. - There's a lot of really good videos.
No, Hoshida-san, I may not be allowed to say this, but...
I hope you don't do hypnosis.
- Is it better like this? - I think it's better like this.
You were surprised, weren't you?
What about you, Takayama?
- I heard that donkeys are bad. - Ah, donkeys...
- Ikuta... - That's right.
- Ikuta... - He was playing around with your belly button...
The other day, when we were filming...
He was playing a game where you had to guess where your belly button was.
- That's a really fun game you're playing. - What is that game?
- Can we play that game for a bit? - No!
- Can you stand up for a bit? - I don't want to!
- It's embarrassing. - Go ahead.
- Ikuta was playing it, so you play it. - Yes.
- A game where you have to guess where your belly button is. - Ready...
- How was it? Did you get it? - I got it!
- Which one was it? - Correct!
- Yay! You got it right! - Amazing! You really got it right!
- I want to get mixed up with you one day. - No, no.
- It's not "I want to get mixed up with you one day." - What about you, Matsumura?
For me, it's the same for this area, but...
- Knees? - Yes.
- Knees are the most... - So-called "koyas".
- Koyas, right? - Koyas...
- There's a lot of them. - Can you stand up for a bit, Asuka-chan?
No! I really don't want to!
Nice! Nice! You're being rough!
- No, no, no! - Imura-san, will we be able to air this episode?
No, no, no! Please do air it!
- This is good, isn't it? - No, you can't do it with your knees.
- I can't do it with my knees. - It tickles.
- I see. - Ori?
- Yes? - What about you, Ori?
Especially my side abs...
- I can't massage them, and they tickle me. - Oh, even that?
- Can you do it for me? - Ugh!
- Asuka-chan is doing it while looking at her face.
- Oh, where are you going?
- Where are you going?
- Even so, she's going to overcome her tickling with hypnosis.
- When I count to three, you'll wake up.
- When you wake up, you don't care where you are or who you're touching.
- You don't care who you're touching at all.
- Asuka-chan, can you do it again?
- Let's start with Akimoto.
- Let's have you tickle her.
- Go ahead.
- Huh?
- Are you okay?
- Huh?
- Are you doing it like you did before?
- Huh?
- Did you overcome it?
- I'm fine.
- Huh?
- Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Then, Ikuta.
- Ikuta only does it in front of her neck.
- It's a special part of her neck.
- How is it?
- Huh?
- Isn't it like a doll?
- Ikuta doll.
- It's like Ikuta doll.
- Why don't you feel anything like you did before?
- I don't feel anything at all.
- Then, Eto.
- Eto is on the right side of her neck.
- Even if you're tickled there...
- Huh?
- I'm totally fine.
- Really?
- Totally?
- I'm fine.
- Huh?
- It's not fun, is it?
- Takayama.
- You look like you've made up your mind.
- What's wrong with you?
- Ikuta.
- Let me see your navel.
- Let's play a cheerleading game.
- It's hard here.
- Can you open it for me?
- Do you want me to find your navel so closely?
- Then, cheerleading game!
- Go!
- How was it?
- It's off. - It's off!
- Wait, what's up with you? - It's off. - It's off? - It's off.
- You were so excited just now. - It's off. - It's off. - It's off. - It's off? - It's off. - It's weird. - Where is it? - Here?
- You don't have to keep it a secret. - It's over. - It's over. - It tickles or not, it doesn't matter. - It's over. - Hey! - Thank you, thank you.
- It's a little off. - It's off? - It's off. - But is it really okay? - Really? - Yes, it is.
- Here. Matsumura, your knee. - Matsumura. - This is pretty good. - This is pretty good, his knee hurts. - It would be good if you could keep it. - Yes.
- Hey, neck. Matsumura!
- It's off! - It's off! - Matsumura, it's off. - It's off! - There you go! - It stings. - Get the hang of it. - Alright. - Fall asleep. - Alright. - One, two, three.
Three. Thank you very much.
Not bad at all.
Here you go.
Matsumura.
Not at all.
You're lying.
It's okay.
Sensei, what are you doing?
Really?
The last one, Hori.
I can't do it.
Hori can't do it.
I don't want to be touched.
Then Asuka.
It's itchy.
Itchy?
It's itchy.
You don't want to be touched?
I don't want to be touched.
Maybe I should squeeze more.
Squeeze more?
Yes.
Are you okay?
It spills into my eyes.
It spills into your eyes?
But it doesn't run away.
I'm okay.
Then let's have everyone touch it one more time and touch it again.
Just touch it like that.
Touch it while you're okay.
Now, Emi, touch it.
Not good!
Which one do you like, Hitaro?
The result...
Next, we will announce Shiraishi's weaknesses!
Shiraishi's weakness is this.
Here you go.
A key?
Ah! I saw it! I saw it! I saw it!
What, what, what? Did you stare from behind?
For now, can you face forward for just a sec?
No, I see, I see...
What is this face for?
Just for now, can you face forward for just a sec?
What is that face for?
Just for now... Can you face forward for just a sec?
This will be reconciled for once...
No, no, I'm asking you nice and properly...
Why is it like this for a moment... Too bad, I'll do it!
- Not yet. - No! No! No!
Shiraishi. Shiraishi. Shiraishi. It's okay.
- Here it is. - There are three of them.
- I'm praying.
- There are three of them. - There are three of them.
- I'm happy.
- Let's hide it for now. - Shiraishi, we'll hide it for now.
- For now. - Yes.
- Please sit down. - No!
Isn't it impossible? That surprise was...
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- That's not good! - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - You're making a mistake.
- Should we do Takayama too? - No! No!
- The white one is not good. - What?
- Wakatsuki is not good? - Wakatsuki is not good.
- Let's do Wakatsuki too. - No! No!
- Wakatsuki is not good. - I don't like it! I don't like it!
Even so, all three of them have to overcome the snake.
When you count three of them and wake up,
you won't be afraid of the snake at all!
One! Two! Three! See?
You'll like it and wake up.
Good morning!
- Shall we do it? - Let's do it!
Cute!
Stupid!
I don't think Takayama can do it.
- I can't see it. - The white one is not good.
Not good.
The white one is not good.
Look, it's not bad at all.
Look at it.
Can I open the lid?
Look at it more.
The closer you go, the cuter it is.
Look, it's great.
- Can I open it? - Yes.
- Can I touch it? Be careful. - Look, it's good.
It's cute.
- It's very cute. - Can I touch it?
Look, the more you move, the cuter it is.
Look, I touched it.
- I touched it. - It's great.
Can I touch it?
- It's great. - It feels good.
- You two are fine now. - It feels great.
It's cute.
- It's great. - It feels good.
Shirai-shi, can I hold it?
- Wow. - Wow, it's great.
- Wow, it feels good. - Wow, it's great.
- Can I hold it? - Wow, it's great.
- Wow. - You're holding it.
You're fine now.
- Can I face this way? - You're holding it.
- Wow, it's great. - Wow, you're holding it.
- Come here. - Come here.
- Take a picture of me. - Take a picture of me.
- Say hello and take a picture. - Hello.
- Say "hi, snake". - Hi, snake.
Hi, snake.
- That's nice. - Cute. - Is it okay?
- Cute. - Cute. - Cute, isn't it?
- Can you dissolve it? - Feels good.
Time to dissolve it.
What's wrong?
Where are you looking at?
- I'm looking at you. - Are you okay?
- What's going on? - Are you okay?
- What's going on? - What's going on with you?
- Why can't I do it? - Why?
You were touching it.
The feeling you had when you were touching it...
If you mix up those memories and your current state...
You'll be fine. See? You'll get better and better.
- One. - Two. - One.
Stand up.
(Laughing)
Are you okay?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Cute, isn't it? - Yes.
- Are you okay? - Cute, isn't it, Shiraishi?
- How about you, Wakatsuki? - I'm fine. - You're not okay.
Did you hear what I said?
The feeling you had when you were touching it...
If you mix up those memories and your current state...
You'll be fine. See?
Let's go.
- Oh. - Oh.
Are you okay now?
- I'm fine. - See?
Can you do "snake, snake"?
- "Snake, snake"? - "Snake, snake"?
- Can you do "snake, snake"? - I can't do it.
- So you've overcome it. - Yes.
Come here.
- Look, that white stone is saying it. - It's calling you, white stone.
- Please say it. - White stone is cute. - White stone is bad.
- White stone is saying it. - White stone is cute.
- You've been saying you want white stone for a long time. - You've said it.
But white stone stands out, so not many people...
But I was thinking, Jimyo-san, does it make sense to overcome clouds and snakes?
- No. - Saying "no" is more like an idol, isn't it?
You're right. It's like that overall.
You've overcome it, but you feel like you've lost something.
- Why don't you hypnotize it and say goodbye? - That's right!
- Make white stone say "suggu-kyappi-kyappi-no - kawaii-yatsu". - Kawaii-yatsu.
- It's a little cool. - Stop it.
- Mitsuka-zelt, tension up! - Mitsuka-zelt, it's going up!
- One! - Two!
- Three! - It's going up more!
- It's going up! It's so much fun! - It's going up! It's going up!
- It's so much fun! It's the best! With the best mood, please say goodbye! - See you next week!
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