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Nogizaka Kojic!
Now, let's begin the first episode of Nogizaka Kojic, "Banana Man".
Thank you for having me.
And you are Nogizaka-chan.
You are full of energy.
One, two, you are the best.
Three, four, five, you are the best.
You are the best.
I see.
Now, let's go. Himura-san, please announce today's project.
Let's go!
Because it's Father's Day, I asked my dad a lot of questions!
Today, for Father's Day special, the members secretly conduct survey for their dads.
While looking at the results, we ask them to know how their dads feel about being at a subtle distance.
The first father's day survey is...
"Why doesn't he do that?" What does her daughter specialize in?
Let's start with Eto's dad's answer.
Ah, I had that feeling.
Eto's dad, please answer like this.
No, really! Really! Stop it, man!
Now, here it is!
Eto's dad!
Why doesn't he do impersonations of Kumi Koda on TV?
He does it at home, right? Why doesn't Kumi Koda impersonate on TV?
I don't do it! I don't do it!
It's similar, right?
You do it a lot at home, right?
Wait, really! Wait! Really! How do you do it?
It's okay, just remember it.
I'll wait for you, no matter what.
It's okay! It's okay!
Now, Kumi Koda's impersonation. 3, 2, 1, go!
Ah, wait! I can't do it! I can't do it!
You just said "microphone 3", but...
I don't like it!
Then, I'll ask you properly.
Can you do it? Do it!
I really can't do it!
Everyone, do it properly!
Do it!
Then, close your eyes!
OK!
I'll close my eyes.
Can you do it?
I'll do it!
3, 2, 1, go!
Everyone! Are you excited?
I can't do it!
No, no, you can do it!
You can do it!
"Everyone!" was good, too!
"Everyone!" was really good, too!
"Koda Kumi desu!" like...
Ah, even if you open your eyes, you can't do it!
No, no, you can listen to it!
Next is a response from Hoshino's father!
OK, here it is!
You're evil!
Eh, I didn't know that!
Hoshino's father said, "Why is Minami evil?"
Why don't you do it on TV?
I didn't want to do it!
I'm sorry, father!
It's true that Hoshino thought that his evil power was weak,
but since we have evil powers today...
First of all, Ito Karin will measure it to know general values!
Can I listen to it with you?
Yes, you can.
Good, good, good, good!
Oh, 16 points!
That's right!
That's what I'm saying!
I think it's like that!
Now, Hoshino!
I don't think I can do it like that!
Hoshino doesn't have a strong image!
What should I do?
What if I say 80?
One, two...
How much?
I can't do it at all!
27.7!
What is it? I don't know. Is it strong?
I don't think it's like this.
So you have it in you, dad.
Yes.
When you were in high school, how old were you?
Four?
About four.
Wow!
As a girl...
You should do it on TV.
You shouldn't do it.
Is there anyone else who is stronger?
Kazumi.
Kazumi is strong.
Why?
Because she did kendo.
Wow!
Huh?
Oh, but it's 30.7.
You surpassed it.
You shouldn't surpass it!
You surpassed it.
You shouldn't surpass it!
Can you surpass 30.7?
That's not what we're talking about.
You should do it, dad.
I wonder which one it is.
I don't know.
You can do it.
Wow!
You didn't do it much.
No, I didn't do it much.
31?
It's 31.2.
It's a bit too much, isn't it?
Next up is a response from Junna Ito's dad.
Here it is.
Speechless.
Extraordinary.
Why can't you do this on TV?
Extraordinary.
Does it mean you're bad at it?
First of all, I'm not good at using words.
Oh, I see.
What do you mean you watch TV at home?
Oh, you watch TV.
Also, I have a low voice.
I don't talk much with my family.
Then why does your dad know about this?
I think it's because I use strong words sometimes.
Extraordinary.
For example, Himura-san...
What about it?
Himura-san...
Can you say something?
Oh, can you say it like you're arguing?
Say it like you're arguing.
What is it?
What's with that bangs of yours?
I didn't cut it off.
What do you mean you didn't cut it off?
It's more voluminous than usual.
What?
It's more voluminous.
What do you mean it's more voluminous?
You've been doing this for over 20 years.
Then what's with that shirt of yours?
What do you mean it's more voluminous?
You didn't cut it off, did you?
The size of it is...
Okay, that's enough.
Wait, what is this?
You look like an educator.
What's with that bangs of yours?
What is it?
What's with that shirt of yours?
It's more voluminous than usual.
I can't find it. I like you, Himura-san.
I can't find it.
What's with that bangs of yours?
Do you say something to your dad?
You say something to your dad, don't you?
You say "grandpa" or something, don't you?
No, I don't say it.
You don't say it?
What is it?
If you don't come and pick me up, I can't use it.
That's terrible.
That was terrible.
The next answer is from Suzuki Ayane's father.
Good morning.
What's wrong?
Did something happen?
Why are you so slow?
What's wrong?
Why...
Why are you conscious of ghosts?
Why are you so slow?
Let's do it with ghosts today.
It's not recorded, is it?
Let's do it on TV.
You don't want to do it, do you?
Even if something comes out.
You're going to impersonate someone, aren't you?
She's the least talkative woman in Nogizaka.
Now, what is your father saying?
Here it is.
Try harder than your specialty.
Anyway, you should talk more on TV.
You should talk more.
No, no, no.
I'm saying this because I'm worried about you.
I wish you could talk more.
I wish you could talk more before you do your specialty.
That's right.
You only talk at home, don't you?
That's not true.
Even at home?
Do you talk like that at home, too?
Can you say something loud?
I've never said anything loud on TV, have you?
Say something loud...
Like...
Like what?
Like "yahoo."
Yahoo.
"Yahoo" is the best.
"Yahoo," right?
That's right. Say "yahoo" a little louder.
Say "yahoo" a little louder.
Try it for real this time.
Okay?
Do your best.
Make your father hear you.
That's right.
Okay.
Three...
Two...
One...
Go ahead.
Yahoo!
You're too young. You're too young.
You can't say "yahoo!" in front of the TV.
I can't say it. I'm raising you up.
You're too young. Himura-san, show us your example.
Yahoo!
Without an example, it's hard for me to do it.
Show us your example.
Yahoo!
How much do you want me to do?
Yahoo!
"Yahoo!" is like this.
Go in and inhale deeply.
Go ahead.
Yahoo!
Like this. No, like this. No!
No!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Like this.
It's too small.
For the next questionnaire, please tell us the secret you kept from your daughter.
First of all, the secret from your father above your head.
Yes, from my father above my head.
I got it from my father above my head.
Here it is.
Actually, your father's front teeth are dental floss.
Oh, and I found some polyps when I drank Ikamera at the hospital the other day.
I'm fine with it because I'm a fairy, but my feelings have turned blue.
Your father above my head gave it to me by e-mail, so there's something like an emoji in it.
It's cute.
It says "dental floss" on both sides of your front teeth.
Your father is young.
Emojis are hard to use.
Did you know that your father's front teeth were dental floss?
No, I didn't know.
But I thought his teeth were very beautiful.
His front teeth are dental floss.
Dental floss.
I don't know.
What?
What is it? I'm in shock.
I'm in shock and I don't know what to say.
You're in too much of a shock.
I drank Ikamera for a bit and I had some polyps.
But I'm fine with it.
Because you're a fairy.
But I had polyps and I'm a little depressed.
Zukkoke! Zukkoke!
Well, if you're his age, you know.
But recently, my dad suddenly called me.
I was very busy at the time, and I had three stages to perform on, and I didn't have a break.
It was a time when I couldn't stop being irritated.
And on the way, my dad suddenly called me and I was really pissed off.
What?
Then my dad said, "Why are you on vacation?"
I've been on the phone for a while.
That's why I'm depressed.
How busy do you think you are? You don't know how I feel!
He said something like that.
Maybe it was right after I drank ricamera at that time.
That's true.
If my dad said that, I'd say "zukkoke!" over the phone.
Your dad is cute all the time.
Why does your dad say "zukkoke" all the time?
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Chosuite is Kawago's dad's secret.
Here it is.
In fact, when he's drunk and drunk, he's dancing breakdance in front of people.
He always shows it at his wedding.
Don't you know?
Well, when you're drunk, you're in a good mood.
That's true.
I have a younger brother, and he sometimes teaches me breakdance.
Suddenly, he says "I can do it", and it starts spinning in his head.
What do you mean by "head speed"?
Can you do it properly?
It seems like he likes to practice those kinds of things as a hobby.
But you can do it pretty well because you're just showing off at PTA meetings.
That's right.
I didn't know you were doing it at PTA, so I was a little surprised.
You're pretty popular among PTA members, aren't you?
My dad is super popular.
Like this.
That's nice.
Like breakdance.
The next secret is from Takayama's dad.
When I was in elementary school, I had a wallet with more money in it.
Actually, I put 100 yen in it every time.
Sometimes, I put 200 yen in it.
That's a good story!
Did you have a wallet with more money in it when you were little?
Yes.
I heard that a yellow wallet brings good luck.
I thought it might bring good luck, but it actually had money in it.
Does it have money in it when it's gone?
When it's gone...
When I find it...
Um...
Ah!
I say "I found it!", and brag about it to my dad and mom, and then I play games at a game center or something like that.
I leave that yellow wallet there, you know, after I use it up.
And then, um...
The next time I found it, it had money in it again, and I thought, "Ah, it's increasing!"
- You believed in it, didn't you? - I've always believed in it!
- Your dad put it in for you. - It's amazing!
- I'm so... I'm so moved! - I'm so moved!
- That's a good story. - I'm so moved!
- Amazing, isn't it? - It was there when we won 500th place!
- Huh?! - Wow!
- I'm so happy! - Wow!
- I'm so happy! I remember it! - Wow!
- You don't have it anymore? - I don't have it anymore...
- Wow... - Wow...
- You don't sell the same one anymore? - No...
- You can take it home and leave it there. - No, I...
- No, I...
- I'm so moved! I'm sorry! It's in my heart! - No, no, no...
- I forgot! - It's a good story!
- The one next to you, Suzuki, is also very moved. - Are you moved, Suzuki?
- Yes. - It's a good story.
- Yes, I think it's a good story. - Yes, I think it's a good story.
- Yes... - Yes...
- I've never seen Suzuki so moved like that. - I've never seen Suzuki so moved like that.
- It's a good story! - It's a good story!
The girls' story is...
Confession from their young father.
- The Wakatsukus aren't wealthy. - Yes.
- They're not wealthy, but they're not that poor... - Yes.
- What is this about their young father? - Yes!
- That's why! Maybe you said something like "We're poor"! - I said it!
- Ah, you say it a lot! - That's why!
- That's why! Maybe you said something like "We're poor", but you've never said "We're not that poor"! - That's right!
- No, it's not like that! - That's right!
- I became poor when I was born, and I spent my sister's life in poverty... - That's right!
- But I became poor when I was born and I was told that I was poor.
- So I tried not to be too luxurious, but money is important for you,
- but you said it too much! You are not that poor!
- It hurts my father... - But I am so kind to say it...
- I am always saying "Tell me when you are out of money."
My sister and my brother have their own families, and I'm the only one who doesn't have a family, so if anything happens at home, tell me first, and I'll pay you anything, so tell me first.
I think that would be nice, I think that would be nice, but your dad is your dad, and you don't have to go that far.
It's okay, it's okay.
The next secret is from Nakata's dad.
Nakata really looks like his dad on TV shows.
But there are a lot of them, so I don't think there will be any more.
You don't have a dad like that.
Daughter's name.
Nakata Kana is a name that came to mind when she came home drunk!
Do you know it?
What?
I knew it.
You didn't know it?
I didn't know it.
So, she came home drunk and said, "Ah, my daughter is born."
Ah, Nakada Kana.
Ah, it's written from above, but it's Nakada.
Ah, it's written from below, but it's Nakada.
Let's go with Nakada Kana!
She decided it because she was drunk.
Wow, I really hate you more now.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it's a good name. It's easy to remember.
That's right!
But honestly, thanks to the name, I was able to come in like this.
But I'm really benefiting from it.
Yeah, that's right.
That's what I thought, but now that you say it like that, I don't even like the name anymore.
She just happened to be drinking, and she was drunk, or not drunk.
She just happened to be drunk when she was drinking.
I feel like you know a good way to get drunk.
That's right, it's a good name.
It might be a bit more sickening and become a weird name.
Like "Geboko."
No, I was drunk.
Someone, please stop him. "Geboko."
Nakata Geboko.
He was drunk.
Which one is it? Please show us.
The members' father confessed his past boldly.
The woman's answer is...
Higuchi's father's answer.
There's no secret.
I'm sure you've seen pictures of him when you were young.
I've heard that your dad was pretty mischievous when you were young.
Yes, I've seen his album at home recently.
Like he's gone out?
No, his head is like a raisin and he's wearing a sarashi.
And at a sports day or something...
Sports day?
When I was in high school, my dad was wearing a sarashimai and a beret, and I saw him walking or something like that, and I thought, "Wow, that's cool."
Do you have a picture of your dad when he was young?
When he was young?
Yes, here it is. Here you go.
Wow, this is amazing!
No, it's not more than I thought.
This is amazing!
He's really, really yanky.
Higuchi's father was already very old.
This is when he was a student.
This is when he was a high school student, right?
This is when he was a high school student.
If you marry Higuchi in the future,
it's a little scary, isn't it?
Why?
Your father seems like he's going to beat you up.
Even now, he looks a little like that.
Even now, he has a face like this.
When we walk together, I'm really worried.
I can't see the eyes of my parents.
Even if we work hard together,
No, but your father is a big boy.
Your father is appealing.
I see.
Is your father over the age of this year?
Is it about the same now?
It's about the same now.
When I was watching an album with my mother,
I was definitely in this era.
I call my father "old man."
I like you, old man.
I know, I know.
Wait, isn't that conversation like a dream?
I'm so happy from my father's point of view.
Your father is happy, isn't he?
But my father definitely doesn't know that I'm saying this.
No, no, I'm very happy now.
Yes, he said it.
Are you listening to what I'm saying now?
Do you think your father would like you now if you were in the same age as him?
I don't think so.
What are you talking about?
You're both extreme.
My father cried.
Family collapse due to math homework?
Father's Day Quiz
What words hurt you when you were told by your daughter?
First, the answer from the father of the north.
"Uzai, chine" (annoying, low)
You're making it cute.
"Chine" means "die", but "chine" means "small" in Japanese.
"Chusan" (medium)
It's not "small".
What does "chine" mean?
It means "die", right?
"Get a license" is annoying.
When I was having my father teach me how to do math homework,
I didn't know how to do it.
Even if I was told how to do it, I didn't know how to do it.
Even though I told him to teach me how to do it, he didn't know why I didn't know it.
I didn't know why he didn't know it.
I lost all my motivation and didn't want to do it anymore.
One day, my father suddenly ran towards the wall.
Before I could say anything, he stopped me and started crying.
I don't know if it's because he's frustrated that I can't teach him,
or because I'm too angry at my daughter who doesn't listen to me.
Even my mother, who was working in the kitchen, cried when she saw my father like that.
But I also cry, don't I?
I also cry, don't I?
Everyone cries.
But it was very painful at that moment.
Shut up! Go to hell!
What did you say while everyone was crying?
While everyone was crying...
Shut up! Go to hell!
Why did you say "go to hell"?
I made it a little mild.
I couldn't say "go to hell"
What's that?
Your father was like "Wow!"
and the words he said while you were crying hurt him.
Go to hell!
Didn't you talk about it afterwards?
I did. I admitted it the next day.
But...
He wasn't mad at me.
And I wasn't mad at him, either.
You were crying yesterday, weren't you?
But now that you mention it, you seem like you get along well.
That's what I thought.
Mr. Sagara's father's answer.
Dad's fart smells like persimmon.
Dad, why did you hurt yourself with this?
I feel like my dad is bad, too.
When did you say this? Do you remember?
Recently.
Recently?
Since I became a high school student,
I can't stand my dad's fart.
Once, my dad liked persimmon.
I thought it wasn't a fart.
I asked him if he ate persimmon.
He said he didn't eat it.
I thought it smelled like persimmon.
I said it smelled like persimmon.
My mom said it wasn't a fart.
That's what happened today.
Dad, why did you say that?
The moment I opened the persimmon, it smelled like persimmon.
If you say that...
I do.
It's okay.
Whenever I eat persimmon, I remember my dad's fart.
Next time, Dad's special extension.
The members will be stepped on by their dad's embarrassing answer.
Dad's dissatisfaction explodes!
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