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[Nogizaka Kojichuu]
Don!
Yes!
It's finally started, Nogizaka Kojichuu.
I'm your host, Bananaman.
Thank you for having me!
And I'm your hostess, Nogizaka-chan!
Now, please announce today's project, Himura-san!
To commemorate the release of "Nogikkoi",
"Sometimes Ideal Man" will be announced for the first time!
In commemoration of Nogizaka 46's "Love Game" birth,
tonight's project is for "No Love" members to announce their ideal type of man.
I'm sure you've written a questionnaire.
Yes.
I'm holding it in my hand now.
You've written a lot!
You've written a lot of other projects' questionnaires, haven't you?
If you sell it, will it sell?
Of course it will sell.
I'm interested in it.
Right, Himura-san?
Yes.
How about selling it for 200,000 yen?
Is it that cheap?!
Now, let's announce the ideal type of man from Takayama!
For the first question...
Relatively short height.
Huh?
Um...
110...
Elementary school or low school.
People with high voices all have the same image of having a low voice.
Like an amateur?
That's right! Like an amateur! Or like Chihonman!
They all have the same image of having a low voice!
Their voices!
That's because they're over 190 years old!
I have an image of people with high voices having a low voice.
I like people who are short and low.
How tall are you?
I'm 161cm, and I'm 16...
I'm a little shorter than myself.
Huh?!
You're shorter?!
You're in your 50s!
I think I'm cute.
You can be tall, right?
I can be tall, but I think my face is too far away.
If you're tall...
But you're cute when you kiss.
Like when you stretch your back.
Ah!
You used to do it a lot.
I can do it faster when you're close.
I don't like it, but...
You're cute!
I'm getting really embarrassed!
That's how it is!
That's good!
You're making me a little embarrassed!
That's good!
Next, Takayama's ideal is...
A white skin that doesn't look like it.
And...
Ta-dah!
Low-cut clothes!
Huh?!
Seriously?!
I noticed it recently, but...
The other day...
I saw a boy passing by...
He had his shoulder back like this...
And he was walking with his shoulders down...
And I thought, "He's cute! I love him!"
And it's not just that...
I want to recommend clothes to people who are not interested in them...
And I want to pair it with something.
You want to pair it with something?!
I want my own fashion...
Rather than someone who doesn't like it because it collapses a little...
If you're not particular about it and say, "Would you like to try it on?"
Oh, well, I'll try it on.
And then you match it with a bag or something really ugly...
I think it's lovey-dovey...
Do you understand?
Then, next...
Here it is.
Are you stupid or a genius?
What do you mean?
Well, for example, when we were together in the zoo...
Eh, is that a gorilla? Is it a monkey?
If you're at the level of saying...
Are you stupid?!
That's crazy, isn't it?
Eh, is that a gorilla? Is it a monkey?
If you're at that level of stupidity...
It's a little lovey-dovey...
It's funny and you don't get bored of it...
Or...
That's crazy, isn't it?
Eh, you don't like it?
On the contrary, people like that...
Oh, that monkey...
There are only a few of them in Japan right now...
They came to this zoo around last year...
People who know a lot about zoos...
There must be a lot of zoos like that...
I want to go with either of them...
You don't like it normally?
Going to the zoo normally and having fun...
It's a little different, isn't it?
I think it's boring...
You have to shake it off.
For people who shake it off...
It's 0 or 100.
Yes!
And...
Takayama's last condition is...
Here you go!
Shoulder.
Shoulder!
What does it mean?
For me, it's "shoulder." It's not an exaggeration to say that everything is decided by "shoulder."
It's "shoulder fetish."
It's not too much of a stroking style, and it's not too much of an angry style.
It's a little thin "nekoze."
A little?
"Thin" means "thick," right?
That's right. The thickness is a little thin.
What about me, for example?
Well, for Kimura-san...
I'll put you in a round shape.
Kimura-san has a super stroking style.
That's right.
What about me?
I love Kimura-san's stroking style and the way she looks at me.
It's "nekoze," right?
That's right. I love it.
But I'm not thin.
If you were a little thinner, you'd get 120 points, but you'd get 100 points.
100 points!
Kimura-san, how many points did you get?
How many points did you get after making me swim?
How many points did I get?
Kimura-san's plus points are...
Oh, it's almost zero.
Zero?!
Why are you using it like that?!
But if you're really strong-shouldered, you don't have to use this part.
Are shoulders that important?
Yes!
Kimura-san's strong-shouldered, but it's a lot of fun.
Next, we'll announce Akimoto's ideal body!
Ta-da!
Her forearms are chubby!
Then we're pretty chubby!
It's not just the meat that's chubby.
Her forearms have a little bit of muscle in them, and then there's fat on top of it.
Like a day before...
A day before...
What do you mean, like a day before a wrestler?
But there's a type of people with chubby forearms in the entertainment world.
Who?
That's downtown Matsumoto-san!
No, seriously!
That's chubby!
Matsumoto-san is...
I'm saying "chubby" here!
That's right, I'm not saying "chubby"!
I'm saying "chubby"!
But, it's not "chubby" all over his body...
I like it when his forearms are a little chubby...
Is Himura-san and Jan completely different?
How about this?
In terms of appearance...
It's okay, but...
I'm only talking about appearance right now!
Why are you suddenly telling me what's inside of me?!
Talk only about appearance!
Next tape...
Akimoto is trying to get younger than his father...
And also...
Ta-dah!
Shrewd do-less!
Shrewd do-less? What do you mean by "shrewd"?
Like...
Since you like me anyway...
You'll be happy if you fall in love with me, right?
I want you to take it while you're being overlooked!
I see...
Natural do-less is a problem...
No one cares about it anymore...
That's natural do-less!
No one cares about it anymore...
It's not like it's Arafuremon, right?
It's not like "Let's go somewhere!"
It's more like...
Let's go!
Like that...
Do-less...
It's not like that...
It's a little different...
It's not like that...
It's normal...
It's not like "Let's go, everyone!"
Hey, you pig, come on!
I don't like that!
That's do-less!
But it's still simple...
It's not like that...
For example...
I want a reply to a really good email...
I'm waiting for it...
I'm looking at it myself...
But I'm really...
I want it, so I'm thinking of returning it later...
That's too cruel!
What's so cruel about it?
It's like suffering!
Next, Akimoto's ideal voice is...
A loud voice or a quiet voice...
And...
The most important thing for her is...
But...
The last one...
Usa-chan's lips!
What's that?
Huh?
For me...
My mouth is...
One of people's favorite parts...
What's with that way of saying it?
Why?
First, look at her mouth!
That's right!
My first impression of her...
Is her mouth shape!
And her mouth shape...
If I were to describe it...
It's like a rabbit's shape?
What do you mean?
It's like a rabbit's shape?
Wait, show me more of your teeth!
Wait!
My lower lip...
It's a little different!
It's Usa-chan's lips!
No, it's not!
I have a lot of lower lips!
It's different!
It's a little different!
It's Usa-chan's lips!
No, it's a lot different!
No, it's not!
If you were to describe it as a member...
Kasumin! Kasumin!
I really like Kasumin's mouth!
I like it a lot!
Is it Usa-chan's lips?
It's like...
A duck...
What's wrong?
You scared me!
It's fine!
You scared me!
It's fine!
It's not like that!
It's like...
It's not like that!
It's like...
I see!
Here's Akimoto's ideal mouth!
I didn't draw it!
That's disgusting!
Oh, it's Ms. Himura's drawing. It's similar.
I want to draw it better, but I'm not good at drawing.
Look, it's Ms. Himura's drawing.
No, it's a little...
It's mine!
No, it's not!
It's mine!
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Next, we will announce Hashimoto's ideal man.
Black-haired Bob.
Yes, I like black-haired Bob.
Bob?
Himura.
Isn't this Bob?
His bangs are a little heavy and brought from behind.
Yes, it's me.
Himura brought it from behind.
Oh, it's me.
Black-haired and black-haired.
Is there a cut around here?
Yes, there is.
There is.
It may be good if Himura's bangs are a little lighter.
His bangs?
As a whole?
As a whole.
It will be like this.
No, it's not.
What's wrong with it?
It's not you.
Anyway, it's like that.
It's not you.
As a whole.
I'm like Bob.
As a whole.
Hey, Bob.
Yes, yes, Bob.
Bye, Bob.
Himura's bangs are close.
Let's leave it for me for now.
We met in the front room of the show before.
I like his hair when it's not set.
His hair is really short.
I wish it was cut more to the side.
Why don't you like it, Himura-san?
You like black hair.
I like black hair.
I like black or gold.
It's the same!
Black or gold?
It's exactly the opposite.
Black or gold?
The second one is...
I like people who wear sweatsuits or trainers.
What do you mean?
It doesn't matter which one you wear, but...
I like people who look good in loose clothes like that.
Like a normal navy jacket of a champion?
That's high... high... high...
High level.
Yes, please.
I think that's a little high level.
Oh, I see.
Then, you like people who wear loose clothes like that, like a dog or something like that.
No, I don't like it.
Oh, you like people who wear sweatshirts and trainers.
I like people who wear loose clothes and people who like eating vegetables.
You like people who like eating vegetables?
And Hashimoto...
From his T-shirt, it's ideal for him to see the bulge of his lungs.
And...
I like people who look determined.
His eyes.
His eyes are full of passion.
I don't like people looking at me like that.
I like it, but...
I don't know what he's thinking.
I think his eyes are attractive.
That's what we said.
But sometimes, he has cold eyes.
Actually, he usually...
That's right.
He usually likes to talk.
He's a talkative old woman.
Why is he a talkative old woman?
And, Hashimoto's last condition is...
And my last one is...
Kyoto date.
Why all of a sudden?
You want to go to Kyoto?
What's that?
I want to go on a Kyoto date.
I like Kyoto originally.
But I want to go there sometimes by myself.
But I feel lonely even if I go there alone.
Like eating alone?
It's hard for you to eat alone in this restaurant.
I'd like you to show me around Kyoto.
Kyoto that I don't know.
That's nice.
But I'd like you to show me around Kyoto.
I'd like you to show me around Kyoto.
And we'd like you to go to a river at night.
A river, right?
We'd like you to go to a river at night and eat Kyoto food in summer.
And we'd like you to go to a river at night and eat Kyoto food in summer.
That's nice.
But you'd like me to wear a set of long hair.
I'm close to you.
Kyoto date.
Would you like to go on a Kyoto date with me?
I know Kyoto very well.
Yatsuhashi is also very good at eating.
Then I'll go on a date with you.
Please.
I'll go on a date with you.
OK, I'll go on a date with you.
No, no.
What will happen to them later?
Next, we will announce some of their ideal guys.
The first one is this one.
He looks like James Rodriguez.
He is a soccer player, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
He is cool and cute at the same time, isn't he?
Yes, I like his lovey-dovey eyes.
He is not only lovey-dovey, but also a Colombian.
I don't know him because of soccer.
When I saw his profile picture on the news,
I thought he was cool for the first time.
Next,
He has a skin like James Rodriguez.
This is not good.
All of them have a skin like James Rodriguez.
I like his lovey-dovey eyes.
He has a lovey-dovey eyes.
Next,
He has a short hair like James Rodriguez.
All of them have a short hair like James Rodriguez.
Originally, I like his long and airy hair.
But, I met James Rodriguez about two years ago.
She met him.
I like his short and airy hair.
It's amazing that you can meet such an ideal person.
All of them are amazing.
Next,
He is gay, isn't he?
No, he is not.
What is this?
What are you doing?
What are you doing all of a sudden?
What's up?
As for my job, it doesn't have to be soccer or anything like that.
It's a job where I can't stay stable.
So I like people who are serious about it.
Next is...
My hobby is cooking.
I'm not very good at it.
So I like people who teach me how to cook.
When I'm cooking, I like people who tell me to add a little more salt.
Do you cook?
I recently started a cooking series.
A series?
The corner title is "Change the keyboard to a cutting board."
That's a nice idea.
That's amazing.
I didn't know you had such an idea.
Next...
Saito Asuka's ideal curry.
A thin body.
How thin?
I don't like it when it's rough.
It doesn't have to be muscular.
Muscles are shiny, aren't they?
Stop right there.
Why?
Muscles are shiny, aren't they?
Yes, shiny.
What do you mean?
It's because you apply it.
I think it's shiny all the time.
You don't like shiny things?
I don't like shiny things.
In addition...
A talkative person.
A casual person.
What does Saito Asuka think of a casual person who can do housework?
I'm really weak with things.
Weak with things?
It's not like a birthday present.
I casually give him delicious food.
Delicious food?
When he gives me food, it's easy for me.
It's easy for you?
It doesn't seem like it.
I think it's easy for me.
I don't know, but...
Hey, look at this. It's delicious.
I think I'll like it right away.
If you say that on TV...
It's not good.
It's not good for a casual person.
And this.
I just ate it.
There are a lot of things.
No good.
I don't like surprises.
I see.
It's not casual for you.
I casually give it to him.
I thought it would look good on you if you went shopping today.
Oh, like that?
It's not casual for you.
Oh, like that?
It's not casual for you.
That's cool.
That's good.
And the last condition of Asuka Saito is...
Even though you're an adult, you skip?
Yes.
This is dangerous. Even though you're an adult...
I've never seen an old man skipping while going home.
Usually, I like mature, serious and dark people.
But when I'm happy, I don't skip.
This gap...
Can I do it like an idiot?
Not at all.
Can I do it like this?
Can I do it?
This is dangerous.
People say I'm not innocent.
So, I like people who are innocent.
I see.
But if I say it like this...
When people shake hands with me, they all skip.
Even though you're an adult, you skip?
Even though you're an adult...
This is dangerous.
Next, Hoshino's ideal man is...
Long bangs and firm shoulders.
A man with a sexy voice and various accessories.
And lastly, she wrote...
Lastly...
He's from Kansai.
Why is that?
It's not limited to Kansai.
If possible, he's from a lower region.
Why not in the Northeast?
Kansai dialect or Kyushu dialect?
If you wake up in the morning and suddenly say a gag, it's okay.
Kansai's funny...
No, it's Kansai's thing.
There are more people who don't say it.
Kansai = From the moment everyone woke up in the morning...
You're awake!
It's not like that.
But Hoshino is surprisingly polite.
But I'm attracted to people who are a little mature.
I feel like an adult.
Adult!
I feel like an adult, but I want him to say about ten gags.
Ten gags?
Is it okay not to be silly?
Anything is fine.
It's okay to say "hello, hello" together.
That kind of memory.
It's funny.
Is it okay for people in good shape?
If you say a very silly gag...
Please take care of me!
Sorry, I'm on the phone right now.
Have you played this game before?
Yes!
You've played it?
Yes, I played it a little earlier.
I'm going to study abroad.
Study abroad?
This game takes place at Nogizaka Gakuen, where the protagonist has moved to.
Classmates are all set up in Nogizaka 46.
You can enjoy the story of school life with the members...
and the love story with the members you've chosen.
What should I do?
What should you do?
Hori.
Hori-kun is cute.
What should you do with Hori?
Minao-kun.
Minao?
Hori Minao.
Minao.
Minao?
Minao from Hakuta.
That's good.
You can change your mind later.
No, it's sad.
Oh, you can't change it.
But you can change your mind at first.
You can change it soon.
Maybe.
No, no, you don't have to change it.
I'll go as it is.
You can become friends with the members you like by telling them your story and increasing intimacy.
What's more...
Hey, do you want to eat a sweet potato sandwich?
I heard about the conversation and I feel like I've disappeared for a while.
Oh, that's it.
That's it.
That's like it.
Who is this?
What happens if you take it?
Yeah, that's right.
On the contrary.
But I don't know what Minao-san will say.
Then I'll take it.
Will you take it?
Yes, leave it to me.
I'll take it.
Please enjoy it.
Good choice.
Does it mean it was good?
In the middle of the story, you can choose an item that increases your intimacy with your crush by answering the quiz correctly.
And with the members you choose for your crush, you will be able to have a private conversation only between you two in a virtual SNS called "noido".
I'm sorry for everything today.
I'm not going to be there for the next date, but where should we go?
Hmm...
I'll think about where I want to go in the morning.
What do you want me to say?
I don't know.
Me?
I don't know.
I want you to tell me.
I'll think about it.
She's the one who taught me how to say "I want you to tell me".
Wow, that's amazing.
Sometimes it's so fast.
Oh, I see.
Thank you. Please contact me again.
It's good to talk at school.
Let's go on a proper date next time.
Good night.
It's kind of romantic.
And you know, people use their hearts and notes a lot.
Well, but basically everyone uses it, right?
Well...
Hey!
And if you go on with the story...
Wait a minute.
I'm embarrassed.
You can get a special confession movie that will make you embarrassed.
Wow!
I'm really looking forward to it.
This is like a dream, isn't it?
This is interesting.
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Don't worry.
It's written here.
No, no, no.
I won't do it again.
I'll make you eat pork bone soup.
The title of the second album will be decided on each chair.
The album jacket will also be released.
"Midsummer Skyline Tour 2016".
After this, you can start receiving tickets for three days in advance.
Also, "Girls' Rec" second album.
It will be released in general from May 3rd.