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[Nogizaka On Demand]
Okay, we're starting Nogizaka.
We have our host, Banana Man with us today.
Thank you for your time!
And of course we have Nogizaka-chan.
Yes!
Okay, let's get started.
Thank you, Mr. Himuro.
Thank you for having me!
"Let me do it for you"!
Our third unexpected episode!
Today, the members will present the projects they want to do on the show, and if it looks interesting, they will actually record it in the future.
The first presenter is Niona Ori, who has too much love for secondary school students.
Here is the project I want to do!
Ta-da!
Don't forget! The birthday party that secondary school students also want to do!
Ta-da!
Actually, secondary school students don't do the birthday party that first graders did when they were little.
I've been watching it on TV and I know the charm of the birthday party.
I'm sure the fans have been fascinated by it, but secondary school students have forgotten about it.
I've actually prepared some pictures, but I haven't been able to get a call at home.
I'd like you to do it.
Manachi forgot about it and cried.
I'd like you to cry and do it.
If you cry and do it, I'll cry.
That's not possible.
We don't have a system where you can do it if you cry.
She forgot about it and cried as soon as the recording ended.
She didn't do the birthday party.
She felt like she was the only one.
She didn't do the birthday party.
She didn't do it, but she couldn't help it, so she cried.
I'd like you to pick it up.
If you're going to cry, you can't cry.
Yes!
It's not "yes"!
She didn't do it, so I think she can do it.
Of course!
Why don't you do it in a different way instead of a birthday party?
Why do you do it here?
I think there's a reason why you do the same thing over and over again.
I visit my parents' house.
My seniors visit my parents' house.
Do you watch your old albums?
Yes, I do.
I look for my parents' house.
What's this?
It's my height record.
What's this scar?
What if you can't go to your parents' house?
I don't think there are many people who don't do it.
I think there are.
She's from a fake family.
That's a great idea.
She uses a fake family.
I'm like a real person.
This is my real family.
Let's take a look at their plans for their birthday party.
The next presenter will graduate soon.
Mai Fukagawa.
Asuka Saito, who we don't know yet.
She's been working hard on her model and variety shows.
She's got the energy to fly.
But there's one side of Asuka that we don't know yet.
I found it, so I'll introduce it.
Each picture is unique.
Asuka has a strong impression of Miona and Iku- chan.
But Asuka also draws pictures that have a lot of flavor.
I don't know that picture.
I'd like you to decide on a theme and draw it for me.
Let's do it.
Fukagawa's presentation plan is immediately adopted.
Check your English skills in the studio!
Other members will also write down the picture of the theme, and members who don't have a hidden English mind will also look for it.
Now, here is the first theme.
Oh, I see.
"Routine".
You know, like Goromaru.
It's difficult!
Well, you can call me "Goromaru player".
Goromaru player.
The theme of the "emergency English mind check" is...
Rugby player Goromaru, whose pose of concentration has become a topic of discussion.
Is there anyone who doesn't know it?
I don't know it.
What!?
She said it.
I don't know it.
It's Goromaru!
Well...
The pose that Goromaru player often does is...
I know it by shaking hands.
You know it by shaking hands?
Yes, but I don't know his face.
Well...
Then, just imagine it and write it down.
Well, everyone is wondering about it, but...
On the contrary, I can write it down without hesitation.
Well, that pose is called "gahak".
I knew it.
Yeah.
Yuka, that folk painting is very popular, isn't it?
Oh, is it?
That Finnish folk painting.
Oh, well...
Officially, someone from the Finnish Embassy came and said...
I saw it.
Please come to Finland.
What!?
Go and see it!
I want to go!
Then, is it from the Finnish Embassy?
Yes, it is!
Wow!
Well...
It's not "thinking time", but...
Excuse me?
I'm alone now.
Is there music?
Yes, there is!
Wow!
But, you know, it's from the Finnish Embassy.
(Singing in Finnish)
That's amazing!
(Singing in Finnish)
Everyone, draw a picture!
(Singing in Finnish)
That's...
That's nice!
I want to say it with my own hands.
(Singing in Finnish)
"Chaos" came at this time, didn't it?
(Singing in Finnish)
You look like you're dreaming.
(Singing in Finnish)
Only you two sang!
(Singing in Finnish)
That's amazing!
(Singing in Finnish)
Thank you!
That's wonderful!
It's from the Finnish Embassy.
Seriously, you go and sing with the real person.
That's right. Actually, the back chorus is really a human voice.
Oh!
That's right. It's not music.
(Singing in Finnish)
That's right. I want to do all of this with people.
That's one of my dreams.
Oh!
(Singing in Finnish)
It seems like the members have finished drawing.
First of all, let's check Asuka Saito's drawing skills!
Then...
Here I go.
Yes.
I see.
Interesting.
Interesting, isn't it?
The point is fingers, isn't it?
Yes, it is. It's a normal pose.
Speaking of normal pose...
It's not like a ninja.
That's right.
I heard from Ikoma-chan that it's complicated.
That's why I raised my fingers many times.
I see.
Do you look like a sportsman with short hair?
Yes, I do.
I think my hair is like this.
I think I've seen him before.
I feel like I've seen him before in some songs.
Well, well, well...
I know you're unique.
Yes.
By the way...
This is everyone's.
Well...
This is mine.
Ikoma-chan!
Well, I don't know you that much.
I don't know you that much.
Didn't you teach me how to raise my hands?
Yes, I did.
What is it?
"Nande da, nande da rou no?" (Why, why is that?)
That's right.
It's not here.
It's here.
"Nande da, nande da rou no?" (Why, why is that?)
It's the latter part, isn't it?
"Nande da, nande da rou no?" (Why, why is that?)
Ikoma-chan!
She's good at it.
It's like an anime.
But she's good at it.
I know I'm not good at it.
Who is it?
It's Shiraishi.
Shiraishi's team is also not good at it.
I can't draw it.
Well...
The body is in front of you.
If you do like this and your face is like this, you can't draw like this.
The body is like this.
That's right.
Matsumura.
It's like a kindergarten.
How many letters did you write?
You wrote 7 letters on your finger.
But if you put this on the hallway of an elementary school, I think there will be energetic children.
This is...
The old man was surprised and took off the curry bread.
Why is this pose?
Why are you waving your hands?
It's definitely this pose.
You should do this pose.
If you don't do this pose, you can't wear a coat.
I can't think of anything else.
Why is this pose?
Why are you waving your hands?
I don't know.
It's like this.
What is this?
The outer space is twisted.
The outer space of a person is twisted.
What's going on over there?
The body is cut off by this distortion.
There's nothing over there.
I don't know where you're putting your other hand.
This is on the table.
The outer space is cut off.
This is on the core.
It's like this.
It's like a high mountain.
If you're driving like this, you're a human.
It's like a monster.
What is this?
It's amazing.
Cut it off.
Let's continue.
You drew a draw bar.
You wanted this, didn't you?
Why did you draw a draw bar?
It looks like a swimming cap.
Some people wear a headgear for rugby.
But this is for prisoners.
A prisoner...
And you wanted a mustache, didn't you? You have a chin mustache.
And you have thin lines.
You're covering your face.
She's cute.
This is the captain.
She's rolling backwards.
She's not standing at this angle.
How do you balance?
She's crouching in that pose.
Her face is like a punk boy.
She doesn't have eyebrows.
She's a mohawk.
I like her features.
If you add color to this picture of a samurai, it would look like a fancy American snack.
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Shall we go for a good team?
What is it?
Nishino.
They are really good.
What is this touch?
This "fwaaah" feeling.
But they really are a good team.
Wow, they are amazing.
Of course, it's Ito and Marika.
Wow, they are really good.
What?
What's wrong?
The atmosphere is...
Wow, they are good.
They are really good.
Oh, this is Fukagawa.
Wow, they are good.
They are really good.
They have this...
This butt and this...
This feeling of rounding up your back and going like this...
They are good.
The atmosphere, right?
It's an interesting feeling.
Akatsuki, right?
Wow, they are good.
Well, Akatsuki is already a good team.
Is it because of their shape?
As expected, they have this atmosphere and shape.
They have this shape.
And lastly...
They finished running first.
There is still Gahakuno.
I don't want to see it anymore.
I knew it.
What is it?
This guy, this guy.
This guy sometimes appears, doesn't he?
This eye.
This guy.
This guy who seems to know everything.
This guy has a strange sense of calmness.
He's facing forward like this, but it's like this.
This guy is scary, isn't he?
Why is this guy looking this way?
This guy is calm.
He's playing around like this, but he's calm.
He's calm.
His ears are different.
Give an atelier to Ikuta and let him draw.
Let's do a workshop with that.
Let's do a painting exhibition in Nogizaka.
And Ikuta's T-shirt and everything.
If people who watch this saw it, they might buy it for about 5 million yen.
Wow, he put this on his lap and sang "Finland me".
Did you sing "Finland me" often?
Well, even if you say Asuka Saito's movie...
No, it's true.
But there is this class.
What is it?
Do you have another one?
I want to do it. I want to see it.
Was "Goromaru" a little too difficult?
You all know it, don't you?
It's not "who" anymore.
It's "an elementary school student who flies a flying box".
That's difficult.
What should we do?
The next topic is "an elementary school student who flies a flying box".
The point is whether you can express the opening of your legs well.
If you need it, Himura-san can do some movements in the air.
For example?
Can you do some movements, Himura-san?
I can't fly at all.
Let's check Asuka Saito's work again.
Asuka-chan's work.
"Dance".
It's falling.
What is it?
It's flying.
In front of you.
It's flying.
Chin!
This is also good.
It's not falling.
What is it?
It's not falling.
Oh, my!
It's disgusting!
It's like an American comic book.
Which one is flying?
In front of you.
It's flying.
What is it?
It's Saito's work.
It's flying, isn't it?
Yes.
It's not flying.
It's not falling.
It's where the pose is flying.
It's that microphone over there.
Go like this and do "ton" once.
It's falling.
It's good.
It's great.
I like this face.
This face...
It's great!
This face looks like a T-shirt, too!
I found it!
We discover "hide-and-seek" continuously!
Let's go to "delicious" zone.
As I thought, it's amazing.
It's young.
Cool!
Delicious!
As I thought...
Right, Marika-chan?
Wow, you're good!
Wow, she's so cute!
It's like she's already drawn it about 50 times!
Where do you draw it from?
From the box.
She draws it from the box.
It's like a picture in a textbook.
Wow!
Nishino, right?
Wow!
She's so cute!
She's flying!
Why do you draw it from this angle?
It's like a picture in a textbook.
That's right!
That's how you cut it out.
That's right!
Wow!
Fukagawa is...
She's so cute!
She's good at drawing.
Why do you draw it like this?
Wow!
If you're good at it,
wouldn't this pose be difficult for you?
Difficult?
It's easier because it's symmetrical.
I see!
Eto Ikomoto is...
Anyone can tell she's a flying box.
She's a passerby.
There are some strange points,
but both Nakayama and Shirai barely passed.
Akimoto, who only has hands and feet,
and Sakurai, who drew an alien,
can be said to be "picture-and-draw preparation army".
If I say this much,
you might think it's that world.
But it's true.
It's a little off.
Himura-san wrote it.
What is this?
Head.
Why is it off? Why is it a little off?
What is it? This is a frog human, isn't it?
Yes.
Is it naked?
Well, I tried to wear pants and clothes, but it looks weird.
You did heattech, didn't you?
Why is it heattech?
It's heattech.
It's heattech in naked.
It's... Matsumura.
Well, well.
It's finally in this zone.
It was in Monsters Inc., wasn't it?
Jet plane. Jet plane.
You are going up from here, right?
Jet plane.
[Laughter]
Then, from here...
This is the climax.
Digging.
[Screams]
What's going on, Holly?
What's going on?
Why is it going up to your feet?
Retreat.
Is it like this?
Retreat.
The hands and feet are the same, right?
It's attached like this at the same time, right?
That's right.
It looks like it's attached here, but it's going over there.
That's right.
[Screams]
One day, Gafak will repaint the history of art.
It's amazing.
This is disgusting.
And the last one.
For you, teacher.
Thank you, teacher.
For you, teacher.
Thank you, teacher.
Thank you for this work.
[Screams]
It's amazing, isn't it?
Ms. Rikuta has already said one thing.
Can you explain it to me?
I'm different.
The composition is different from everyone else.
Everyone is drawing from the front, but I'm drawing from the side.
That's why it's a little different from everyone else.
The two in the middle are hands.
- These? - Yes.
And the back legs are feet.
- The legs are coming out of here. - They're coming out of here.
What is this?
It's a branch point after the legs are like this.
A branch point?
There's a branch point in the back.
If she's in the same class as me, I'll throw up because it's disgusting.
It's not coming out of the top.
It's coming, it's coming.
It's like it's coming on top of me.
It's coming up from the top.
- It's a drone, right? - Yes, it's a drone.
It's a drone.
If you put a propeller on it, it'll fly away.
This time, Fuka presented us that Asuka Saito's drawing is amazing.
That's right.
It was amazing, but there are many more amazing people.
This is interesting.
This is also Gahak.
This is Gahak.
I'm different.
- This is crazy. - Well...
- But it looks like you. - It looks like you.
- It looks like you.
These two are similar.
- It looks like you. - You know what?
It'd be interesting if a weird person like "this person drew this" came out.
Someone like that.
Really?
- Let's do a solo exhibition next time. - Let's do it.
- Let's do a solo exhibition. - Yes.
- Let's do it. - Yes.
In order to hold a solo exhibition, they will continue to plan for the UK in the future.
This time, the picture was so exciting that I couldn't tell you, but
Akimoto will hold a club activity in the program and will present the new members of the club's membership competition.
This will also be adopted and recorded soon.
Look forward to it!
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