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(Nogizaka Kouji Jushi)
It has begun. I am Nogizaka Kouji Jushi's banana man.
Thank you for coming.
And this is Nogizaka-chan!
Now, what are we doing today, Himura-san?
Yes!
Please!
The first episode of "Recommended Second-person Boyfriend No. 1 Decision Match"!
Yes!
In the real world, love is forbidden for idols.
However, if you have fantasies about characters and people in the fantasy world, it should be okay!
Therefore, we will have members who like manga and anime present us with their favorite male characters and decide who will be the first-person boyfriend!
The judges will be Himura, who doesn't watch manga or anime at all...
And Ikuta!
Yes!
You don't watch Ikuta either, do you?
I usually don't watch him at all.
Oh, really?
Right?
Yeah.
I've never watched anime before, so if you ask me to watch it, it'll be weird.
The first entry is "Ikoma", who loves anime!
"Recommended Second-person Boyfriend No. 1 Decision Match" will be presented by "Freeze", an anime that depicts the youth of a boy's high school swimming club.
The main character is a childhood friend of Nanase Haruka, and we recommend "Tachibana Makoto" of the same swimming club.
Swimming manga, huh?
It's a swimming manga, right?
Himura-san...
He did swimming, too.
Yeah, just in case.
Himura-san, were you called "ghost"?
I wasn't called "ghost"!
I'll call you "ghost" later.
Start!
My favorite boyfriend is Tachibana Makoto.
He's a member of this swimming club.
And Mako-chan is very kind.
And, well, Mako-chan is pretty big.
She's 183 centimeters tall.
She's tall.
But she has a pretty gentle look.
She has a gentle look?
Yes.
Like this.
She has a pretty cute face like this.
But, when she swims back and forth,
when she swims back and forth, she has this face like this.
She's very manly.
Oh, you know about her.
She's kind, but her personality changes when she's in the water.
Oh, so that's Mako-chan.
Mako-chan has good muscles.
Because she does swimming.
And this free look is the beauty of the muscles of men's upper body.
Oh, I love that.
I love that.
Yes.
I love it.
And look at these men.
They're wearing white shirts and taking selfies.
It's awesome.
Can you introduce them?
Tachibana Makoto.
Nanase Haruka.
Matsuoka Rin.
And...
What else?
Hatsune Miku.
This is my own? I broke my own.
Oh, I'm a little shocked, but I'm shocked.
But I'm shocked.
Miko doesn't have time.
I don't have time.
Miko doesn't have time.
Miko, I'm telling you now.
Mako is a very manly and kind person, so please take a look at it once.
You don't know about this broken pain, do you?
I don't know.
Miko is presenting it with great effort, so I think Mako is happy about it.
But I don't know about this broken pain, do you?
The next entry is "Standing Sideways".
In a world where mysterious alchemy exists,
a big hit fantasy work depicting brothers who continue their adventure in search of the sage's will appears in "Stripped Alchemist".
In "Stripped Alchemist" where brothers become allies,
"Stripped Alchemist" with a trademark "quite a book" is recommended.
Ready, go!
This time, I'm going to introduce "Stripped Alchemist".
This time, I'm going to talk about how bad women's luck is.
Women's luck is very bad.
And finally, he can have a girlfriend.
He's very happy about it.
And that girlfriend was actually...
a honey trap.
Yes, she was a woman who came close to collect information.
But, Habock is very stubborn and has a company that separates work from private life.
She couldn't get any information.
As a result of fighting, she was stabbed by the woman she was dating.
As a result of this fight, Habock's lower half becomes paralyzed and cannot move at all.
She couldn't move at all.
The conversation with her boss at that time was very sad.
Just leave me alone.
You don't have time to stay here.
I don't feel sorry for you.
Then, her boss said, "Okay, I'll leave you alone."
I'll go first.
I'll leave you alone, so catch up with me.
Does she look like that?
Yes, she does.
Her chin is drooping.
Does she smoke?
Yes, she does.
Is it okay for you?
I don't like cigarettes.
Can you tell her not to smoke?
I think she'll quit if I tell her not to smoke.
This is the only thing I can't quit.
I don't like cigarettes.
I'll tell you whatever you want me to say.
Next, Manatsu Akimoto's entry.
They are 20 years apart.
Their love life is strange.
They are the main characters of "A Man's Life".
He is a 51-year-old single man.
He teaches philosophy at a university.
He recommends Jun Kaieda.
Ready, go!
I like Jun Kaieda who is working with Tsugumi.
He is 51 years old and is a teacher at a girls' college.
He is very smart and has a lot of spare time because he is an old man.
His spare time is not for young people.
He has a lot of life experience and knowledge.
What he is saying may be vague, but it makes sense.
Also, he sometimes shows his stupid side.
My favorite point is this.
It can't be helped because it's love.
When he is saying this, he is explaining the relationship between Tsugumi and Kaieda to his relatives.
His relatives say to Tsugumi, "Don't worry about the age difference and find someone better."
However, since it's love, he can't change his feelings.
I like how he is straightforward about it.
Do you like old men like him?
I like old men like him, too.
Do you like old men like him, too?
I like mature people who have a lot of spare time.
So, I like old men like him.
Do you like old men who have a lot of spare time?
He had a lot of spare time when he was in his underwear.
Next is "Recommended Two-Dimensional Boyfriend for Young People".
"Tokyo Ghoul", an sci-fi manga that depicts the fight between humans and ghouls.
The protagonist, Kaneki-ken, who becomes half human and half ghoul and struggles, recommends "Recommended Two- Dimensional Boyfriend for Young People".
Ready, start!
This is Kaneki-ken, the protagonist, whom I would like to introduce.
Originally human, he transplanted dead ghouls' organs into Kaneki-kun.
That's a huge medical mistake.
Kaneki-kun is called "half ghoul", and he has already been turned into a ghoul.
Kaneki-kun...
He's crying.
Yes, there are many descriptions of him crying and suffering.
The reason for that is, even though he was originally human, he has become an apostle who eats humans.
Even though he was supposed to be Kaneki-kun's partner, he became Kaneki-kun's partner.
Kaneki-kun's friends were originally human, and Kaneki- kun became a victim of those friends.
That's why Kaneki-kun is so troubled.
But human food doesn't taste good for ghouls.
Oh, I see.
Because they eat humans.
So, Kaneki-kun has no choice but to eat humans.
But Kaneki-kun doesn't want to eat humans, because he was originally human.
There's that too.
Kaneki-kun's crying and suffering is very lovely.
Is it lovely now?
It's lovely.
But if Kaneki-kun were my boyfriend, he'd eat me.
That's probably what it is.
You like this, don't you?
Because you're anti-ghoul, you want to eat humans, but you also want to defeat ghouls.
That's right.
So, what is Kaneki-kun in the end?
Kaneki-kun is between human and ghoul.
He's neither your ally nor your enemy.
Next, Terada Lanze presents "Recommended Boyfriend"!
A high school couple started by telling lies.
A wolf girl and a black boy draw strange love patterns.
The main character is Terada's "recommended boyfriend", Sata Kyoya, who has a twisted personality due to adolescence.
Sata is...
It's written here, too.
Sata is handsome enough to make fun of a prince at school.
Other than Erica, who is like a "girlfriend", Sata has a good personality.
Does she have a bad personality?
She is like a "doll".
A "doll"?
Yes, she is like a "doll".
Wow, she says amazing things.
"Can you be my dog?" "Can I go out with you?"
I really can't stand it.
She is lying!
I really can't stand it.
I love dolls.
I really can't stand it.
Dog, dog, it's okay.
That's amazing!
I'm okay with dogs.
You have a dog like that, don't you?
Yes, I am that kind of person.
Terada is amazing. She is amazing all of a sudden.
Well, she is always arrogant.
But she is arrogant.
Yes, I can't stand that arrogance.
When someone hurts me, I get angry.
You are my girlfriend, so you should be quiet and protect me.
I really can't stand it.
She is like that.
I was ignorant until now, but sometimes I can't stand it.
I can't stand it.
She kissed him.
She kissed him and kissed him.
Yes, I can't stand it.
Why?
She said, "You are noisy."
She is arrogant.
She said, "You are noisy."
I can't stand it.
She can't stand it.
Everyone can't stand it.
I love distorted people.
Are you okay? You said many things.
But I love distorted people.
But I can express it.
When I am asked "Who do you like?"
I say "He is ugly."
I love people like that.
Sata is a good person, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
Isn't he like a scum?
If he is like a scum, I can't like him.
I love people like that.
Do you know some of them?
No, but I know some of them.
You know some of them?
Girls like that are weak.
Really?
When I was listening to their stories, I was like "ah" and then "kyun" came to me.
That came to you? Really?
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Next entry is from Irohe Sayori!
Inoue's recommendation is Gosei Knight, who appears in "Heroes of Tokusatsu" and "Tensou Sentai Goseiger"!
At first, he appears as the strongest enemy, but as he fights many times, he becomes friends with this additional warrior, Inoue's recommended boyfriend!
Go ahead!
Yes, what I like is this Gosei Knight-sama, but Gosei Knight-sama doesn't have a human form anymore!
Huh?!
He's a born Gosei Knight!
And first of all, he's insanely strong!
I'm sure of it.
He looks strong!
But he's totally stronger than the regular members!
Oh, is that so?
He's totally strong, and at first, as an enemy- side human, he's really cool...
But... um... even if he's defeated, he definitely doesn't get on his knees!
Isn't he super strong?
Like... for example, he attacks like "bam, bam, bam!", right?
And then he goes like "Uwah!"
Uwah!
He's about to fall over!
Uwah!
He's really strong.
He's not a joke.
But a strong five-star knight like that is getting closer and closer to a five-star knight.
And they start fighting together.
There's a five-star knight saying "It's my turn!" and he appears like this.
It's my turn!
As this starts to melt away with the five-star knight...
It's our turn!
That's what he says.
And in the end it's like...
It's your turn!
He's not doing it himself!
He's not doing it himself in the end!
It's very gentle.
Oh, he's a pretty nice person.
Like that...
It's a little different, though.
It's completely different.
Do you come out like this from time to time?
Yes.
No, you come out like this from time to time.
You come out like this from time to time.
But it's still cool, isn't it?
It's cool.
As Lance said earlier, it's not about being cool.
It's about being silent.
It's too silent.
You don't even think about talking, do you?
That's true.
But listen to him.
He's so funny.
I told you, white jeans aren't for wearing.
No, no.
I'm not that kind of person.
Next up is Higuchi Hina.
In his work about 40 years ago,
Fujimaru Shouga, a former gang member and a regular high school student,
drew a picture of love between a gang member and a normal high school student.
Fujimaru Shouga is a former gang member and a financial activist,
but Fujimaru Shouga is a recommended two- dimensional boyfriend.
In 1977, it was a long time ago.
We were children.
Fujimaru Shouga used to read it when he was a high school student.
The other day, around last fall, when my mother went back to her parents' house in Nagano,
she brought home what she had at home.
I fell in love at first sight with this figure.
- With this figure? - Yes.
The manga is also about my mother and my father, who were dating when they were in high school.
It's a manga I collected with my boyfriend in high school.
- What? - You said it.
What should I do? Is it okay for you, Dad?
- But it's similar to you. - Dad, I didn't ask you.
What should I do? Should I ride a bike?
- It's okay. - But why do you like it?
- Why do you like it? - Please introduce it.
- Ready, go! - Okay.
My favorite character is Fujimaru Shouga.
He's the leader of a gang called "Bousou Group".
After falling in love with Momo-chan one day...
Momo-chan is a very serious girl.
She tells him, "If you quit "Bousou Group", you can go out with me.
She also tells him, "If you quit "Rezent Atama", you can go out with me.
He risked his life to get rid of "Bousou Group".
"Rezent Atama" was the most important thing for me.
Momo-chan told me so.
From the next day, I like "Rezent Atama" again.
Momo-chan does anything for the person she likes.
I think it's cool.
Also, "Rezent Atama" has a strong fight.
It's a strong fight.
In addition, "Rezent Atama" has a face and a bike.
"Rezent Atama" is like a symbol of "Otokorester".
I like "Rezent Atama" very much.
I think "Rezent Atama" is the ideal man I've never seen in a manga before.
I think "Rezent Atama" has a young spirit and a hungry spirit that young people don't have now.
Hey, I'm...
Why did you say "Hey" just now?
Hey, I'm...
Did you bring it?
I have a favorite scene.
When Momo-chan is thinking about what to do on the bench because she has nowhere to go,
she says "orentoko koneka".
Oh, "orentoko koneka".
Did you take it from now on?
Koji Ayano and Sho.
If you say something like this, I'll say "yes, I'm coming".
"Orentoko koneka".
Yes, "otokorester".
"Otokorester" is also a word that contains a lot of new adjectives.
I see.
This is also an unexpected topic.
That's right.
You don't really feel it in modern times.
That's right.
This is only because it's two-dimensional that you can feel it.
Ah, I see.
I really long for it and I want you to come and pick me up at school.
Ah, is that so?
Yes.
When you come to the front gate of school and everyone says "who is it?", I'll come out of the gate and say "ah, it's me!".
"Ah, it's me!".
Ah, it's cute.
It's cute.
It's really cute.
Ah, so that's what it feels like.
It's a little clogged up.
Be careful.
After this, a delusional date continues with trouble!
From now on, it's time for "question time" to decide who is the number one two-dimensional boyfriend!
For example...
Yes.
But when you're on a date...
When someone bad comes to you, how do you help them?
After all, he's a soldier, isn't he?
That's right.
He's a soldier and he's a lady first.
Yes.
So, if you encounter such a situation, I think you'll hide the woman first.
And I think you'll close it so that you can't see it.
This is dangerous. This is impossible.
No, no, it's not like that.
If you're attacked like this, you'll get angry and...
No, but there's actually a scene where I save a girl.
There is.
There's a girl named Toka-chan, and her little brother has become her enemy.
Well, there's a lot of that, too.
The two of them go to a different place and beat her up, but she says, "You're my precious person's little brother, so I won't kill you."
She says, "I'll kill you," but she says, "I'll kill you in half."
That's scary.
She breaks her bone in half.
There are 206 people there.
That's too much.
She says, "What if you get attacked during a date?"
She breaks her bone in half.
She breaks her whole bone in half.
That's too much.
No, no, it's not.
It's too much.
You don't have to do it that much.
What about Fujimaru?
Fujimaru is already...
He's really strong.
And he rides his bike a lot, too.
When that happens, I think he'll say, "Stop right there," and say, "Whoa," and leave.
Is it okay for Kaida-san to get involved?
Kaida-san?
Why would you get involved?
Kaida is weak.
She's the weakest.
I think I'm going to lose.
I can beat Kaida, too.
No, he's strong.
He's a 51-year-old crocodile.
I'll beat you up.
A 51-year-old crocodile.
"I'll beat you up," she says.
What do you think about that?
I think he'll beat me up with words.
He's smart. He's a college professor.
He said some philosophical things and made me lose.
No, no, when you said those words...
It doesn't matter.
Himura-san will beat you up with words.
I'm going to die.
Himura-san will beat you up with words.
I'm 51 years old.
Himura-san is motivated.
I don't care if you beat me up or not.
Shut up, Kaida-san.
Don't talk to me.
Where would you like me to take you on a date?
Kaida-san, where would you like me to take you on a date?
Atami Onsen?
We could go to a hotel room and eat delicious seafood and wait for you.
What would you like me to do?
Where would you like me to take you?
I'd like you to go to a restaurant and wait for me at the restaurant with a bouquet.
You've been smoking, haven't you? Restaurants are pretty tight these days, aren't they?
No, I'm probably a lady first, so if I say no, you'll turn it off for me.
But if you've been smoking that much, you'll say, "I never smoke in a restaurant."
She'll say it for sure.
Where would you like me to take you on a date?
Gosei Night?
Where would you like me to take you?
I'd like you to take me to an amusement park.
Gosei Night is an amazing amusement park.
I'd like you to put me in an amusement park.
They won't let you in an amusement park.
And kids you don't know will come.
What would you like me to eat?
Would you like me to cook for you?
Restaurants are pretty tight, aren't they?
But you're going out with him, so you should be careful not to bump into him.
That's crazy!
This is a mouth, but...
From this gap...
What is it? Is there someone you know?
Is there someone you know in that gap?
You don't go, do you, Sata-kun?
Sata-kun, you're right.
He's pretty persistent.
I have to say, "Please, please," or he won't take me.
Is that how you go out with him?
No matter where you go, in the end...
Is it an amusement park or something like that?
If you go to an amusement park, you'll find someone you don't know.
After this, "Second Dimension Boyfriend No. 1" has finally been decided!
Who is the "Second Dimension Boyfriend No. 1" that Rikuta and Himura have chosen?
My recommended "Second Dimension Boyfriend No. 1" is...
Fujimaru Shoukun of HIGH TEAM BUGI, who was introduced by Hinachima!
I see. What's your decision?
My decision is...
The coolness of men's clothing, which is getting less and less.
What's your decision?
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