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[Nogizaka Koujichi]
Don!
Now, let's start Nogizaka Koujichi.
I'm the host, Banana Man.
Yes, hello.
And this is Nogizaka-chan.
Huh?
It looks like a school, doesn't it?
Kimura-san.
Yes.
Please announce today's project.
Let's do it.
Nogizaka Koujichi's 4-year-old birthday!
For the 5th year, I'd like to tell you about it!
Class!
Class.
Yes.
So, it's been 4 years since your debut on February 22nd.
It's been 4 years.
Congratulations.
4 years.
Yes.
You're a 4-year-old woman now, aren't you?
Yes.
Kimura-san.
I'm a woman too.
I'm an old man now.
I've been through a lot.
It's been 4 years now, so I'm going to throw away what I'm going to throw away.
I'm going to throw away what I've brought so far.
Yes.
And I'm going to keep what's good.
Oh, I see.
So, I'd like some of you to give a lecture today and have a discussion with you.
Discussion.
First of all, what kind of lecture would you like to give us?
Yes, let's do it.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'll say it again.
Now, 5 years...
I'm sorry.
5 years...
Yes.
As we celebrate our 5th anniversary...
Oh, I see.
We'd like to tell you...
Did you say "5 years"?
As we celebrate our 5th anniversary...
You're going to celebrate "5 years" from now on.
As we celebrate our 5th anniversary, here's what I'd like to tell you.
What is it?
Ta-dah!
Please set your characters carefully.
Everyone, do you remember my catchphrase in my early days?
Who was it?
Takayama Ale.
Can you tell us about your early character setting?
I'm 19-year-old Mayura Seijin from the 4th dimension. Nice to meet you.
Wow, I remember!
It was like this, wasn't it?
That's right.
But now I don't do it at all.
You really don't do it?
You didn't do it before, did you?
That's right. I didn't do it for less than a year at first.
But I was bound by it and had a hard time.
Why did I set my characters like this?
Why?
The reason is...
Here it is.
I had to do it.
No, you didn't.
I just had to do it.
Since I'm an idol, I thought I had to leave an impact.
I'm sure you all know that.
I know, I know.
At first, I just put in "mayonnaise" because I love it.
And I thought it wasn't enough.
It wasn't enough?
It wasn't enough.
So I added "seijin" at that time.
It wasn't just "mayonnaise", was it?
That's right.
And I thought it wasn't enough at all.
You should add "sugino" instead of "seijin".
"Sugino" is weird, isn't it?
That's right.
I thought it needed something.
I thought of "wakatsuki" and came up with it.
"Wakatsuki" is a star?
It's not a star, but this is what "wakatsuki" taught me.
It's a story about dimensions.
Why are you telling me this story? What is it?
At the time, I didn't know what one dimension was like and what two dimensions were like.
"wakatsuki" drew me a picture and explained it to me.
"One dimension" is a world of dots, so I drew dots and said, "This is one dimension."
"Two dimensions" is a world of lines. "Three dimensions" is the three-dimensional world we are in now.
"Four dimensions" is in Doraemon's pocket.
He taught me very kindly and carefully.
When I heard it, I was very convinced and said, "Four dimensions" is good.
I was convinced and said, "Four dimensions" is good.
I added "four dimensions" and came up with a catchphrase.
You said, "It came from four dimensions," didn't you?
That's right.
When I first performed in "nugidoko", I couldn't answer it well.
But you'd say it if you were told at that time, wouldn't you?
That's right.
I noticed it there.
What is it?
It's this.
What is "sayora" politics?
What is it?
In the first place, it's amazing.
It's philosophy, isn't it?
You said it yourself.
You said it yourself in the first place, didn't you?
When I thought about it deeply, I thought, "What is "sayora" politics?"
I put mayonnaise on it, too.
I don't put mayonnaise on anything.
I'm the type of person who goes with "sayora" politics.
So I thought, "Isn't it "sayora" politics?"
You put a little more mayonnaise on it, don't you?
That's right.
That's what my fans say.
Your fans?
They say, "It's not "sayora" politics, is it?"
I still didn't understand "four dimensions" well.
Even if you say "doraemon".
That's right.
So I'll give you some advice so you don't make a mistake about your first character setting.
It's this.
Character setting.
Don't overdo it.
Don't lie.
Take it easy.
I don't want you to regret your future life.
I want you to think carefully about your character setting and work hard.
That's all for today's class.
Thank you very much.
So it's not "sayora" politics anymore?
It's not "knack" but...
It's not "seijin" right?
I'm sorry to say this but I didn't think you were "seijin" from the beginning.
But it's better than being told "I like mayonnaise"
I wanted to leave an impact.
I know, I know.
But now you like only mayonnaise.
How much mayonnaise do you put on it?
How much do you put on it?
Broccoli.
You put it on broccoli right?
How much do you put on broccoli?
On the green part...
The top part of it.
How much do you put on this part of broccoli?
Broccoli.
How much do you put on broccoli?
About three weeks.
Three weeks is a little much.
Isn't it too little?
So for me...
In contrast to this...
Mayonnaise doesn't get bigger than this right?
It's about "shobon" right?
It gets bigger for me.
So you're a "mayonnaise alien" right?
You're a "mayonnaise alien" right?
I'm back, I'm back.
Mayonnaise alien
But I don't want to say "mayonnaise alien" anymore.
But why do you introduce yourself like that now?
Now it's very simple.
How is it?
Ah, I'm Shiraishi Mai and I'm 23 years old.
What's wrong with you?
That's it?
It's a little boring right?
It's not funny at all.
It's not funny.
Can you say "Shiraishi Alien"?
Sure.
23 years old, Shiraishi Alien.
Say it clearly.
Can you say it once?
Sure.
Here we go.
One, two...
23 years old, Shiraishi Alien.
Nice to meet you.
There's meaning in it.
There's a name in it.
I said it in the beginning, but I think it's better to throw away the bad things and leave the good ones.
I think so too.
I think it's a little lonely to throw it all away.
I think so too, even though we made it.
Isn't there anything you've liked to eat in the past four years?
What age are you in now?
What age?
If you say so.
That's right, anything is fine.
I like race material.
Then you're a race material adult.
No?
I want to try it.
Don't laugh.
Here we go.
Ready, start.
I'm a 23-year-old race material adult.
Nice to meet you.
It's like a monster.
It's not like that.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
So cute!
There are some members who have weird characters and haven't done it yet, right?
If there are...
Are there? How about it?
Asuka-chan!
Thank you!
Asuka-chan, what did you do?
I also said I like strawberry milk.
Strawberry milk?
Strawberry milk, like candy...
Oh, that one!
That delicious one!
Yes, yes, like candy...
Well, I'm mainly a candy expert, but...
Anyway, I like strawberry milk.
It's delicious! Everyone likes it!
Yes, I like it, and...
I joined Nogizaka when I was only 13 years old.
Were you that young?
I joined as soon as I was in the first year of middle school, but...
Even though I was in the first year of middle school, I was desperate like Mayan...
You had to do something.
Yes, you had to do something.
But I thought idols had to like cute things...
So I decided to go with strawberry milk.
Did you like strawberry milk?
I like strawberry milk.
But you know, you can't eat strawberry milk.
I thought I shouldn't eat it.
So I decided to go with strawberry milk.
I was thinking about this.
When you get strawberry milk candy, you say "natsuku" right?
I heard you had that setting.
That's crazy!
Did you say "natsuku"?
Yes, I did.
It was like "tsk" until you drank it.
Here you go, strawberry milk.
Did you say hello at first?
Yes, I did.
What kind of greeting?
I don't like it anymore.
You won't do it again, right?
I won't do it again.
Can I have some?
Isn't it crazy?
Can you raise your voice a little?
I want to see something crazy.
I want to see you being sincere.
I won't do it again, but is it okay?
Yes, let's go.
I'll take it.
Here we go.
Start!
I'm Asuka Saito, a first-year junior high school student and 13 years old.
I love strawberry milk and when I get it, I get really excited, so please be careful!
She's really excited.
But isn't it cuter that way?
It's cute.
How about now?
Now?
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Asuka Saito of Nugizaka46.
What was that?
What do you like now?
Food?
Anything is fine, but...
Okayu?
Okayu...
You like okayu?
Okayu...
I like soggy rice.
Okayu and soggy rice are a little different, aren't they?
I like soggy rice, too, but when okayu comes out, it's a little too soggy.
Now, it's soggy rice.
Isn't there anyone else with this kind of character?
No?
It's Ito Junna.
Junna Jun.
Do you know her?
This is bad.
What is it?
My name is Ito Junna.
I know you.
She says she likes kompeito.
Kompeito?
Kompe... Kompe... Ito...
I thought it would be nice.
I also joined at the end of middle school.
I thought about it...
Did you like kompeito?
I thought I'd like it for about two weeks.
So you didn't like it in the first place.
I thought about it and decided to like it.
Kompeito comes first, doesn't it?
That's right.
Kompe... Kompeito sounds like a super lame comedian.
Kompeito!
Try it.
That's not it.
That's better.
Say "Kompeito!"
One, two...
Kompeito!
That's good! That's good! That's good!
Shouldn't it be "Chanran"? "Chanran"?
She's already a teacher.
She's a teacher, isn't she?
But when "Enoki Doko" and "Nikisei" came out,
I told Shirai-san that I should quit when I introduced myself.
Already? So soon?
He said, "You can tell by looking at me, can't you?"
He said that to me.
You can tell, right?
Are there people who introduce themselves as they are?
Yes.
Oh!
By the way, you came up with that idea first, didn't you?
That's right.
You came up with it first, didn't you?
Yes, I've been using it ever since you introduced me.
You're proud of yourself.
That thing you call from above and below, right?
Yes.
At that time, about seven people introduced me.
Did you introduce that many people?
That's right, seven people introduced me.
So you haven't introduced other people yet?
Yes.
What else did you introduce?
Who else?
I remember four.
Ikoma.
What kind of greeting is "ikoma"?
Ikomarina, ikomarina, ikomarina.
Ika-marine.
That's interesting.
That's interesting, right?
It's interesting.
Why didn't you introduce yourself?
Why "ika" came up?
I introduced myself because "ikomarina" and "ikomari" sound similar.
Ika-marine.
You haven't introduced yourself yet?
I haven't introduced myself yet.
Because...
My name has changed...
That's right.
You have to be "ikomarina" in the end.
Even after this, there is still a shout of soul
What is the next business that Ori wants to tell everyone?
Why do you have such a weird way of walking?
Like this.
That's not how you run!
Okay, let's go.
Okay, what I want to tell you is this!
Be careful of special skills!
What does that mean?
Special skills are something you want to have as an idol,
but when I joined Nagizaka, there were already first- generation people.
Everyone had a lot of individuality,
and I thought that this wasn't good and that we had to work hard.
At that time, I went to a certain place.
The place I went to was here!
A sushi restaurant!
Why? To find special skills?
Yes!
Originally...
Originally, sushi...
Who said that?
Someone said it in a gross way.
This picture below, right?
Yes.
What is this?
Is this sushi?
It's sushi.
It's not Himura-san?
It's not the Himura family?
Why is it the Himura family?
It's just a joke.
So, I went to the sushi restaurant...
You went to find special skills, right?
That's right!
Originally, I'm someone who doesn't chew much...
Personality?
It's not personality!
It's how you eat!
I don't chew much, so I can eat fast!
You don't chew much?
I don't chew much, so...
I don't chew much, so I think I can eat fast.
You eat fast?
That's right!
You eat fast?
While my family is eating normally...
I'm in a hurry and eat a lot...
As a result, it wasn't like that...
As a result...
You tried to make special skills!
I did!
I also looked for other things...
Like "fla-foop"...
"Fla-foop"...
"Fla-foop" of idols...
I'm sick of it!
- I can do it! - It's true!
But... I can't do it in public either, so...
But if you make me do it on this show, it might be pretty fun, you know?
But I gave up.
But one day, I noticed one of my characteristics.
And that is...
Dry eye!
So...
I've had dry eye for a long time, and it seems like I blinked a lot.
My friends and family have pointed it out to me quite a lot.
I thought it would be faster if I was conscious and moved my eyelid nerves.
You did it in the beginning, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I thought I could do it, and this is the video I showed when I first appeared on "Nogidoko".
Can you do a high-speed blink?
I want to see it! I want to see it!
Well, then... Do it! Do it!
Yes, I'll do it.
Ready, go!
Fast!
You're fast!
Yes, you're fast.
If you had a very straight face, your eyes would have been like this.
You're losing weight.
This one, right?
However, I have a problem with this blink recently.
What's wrong with you?
That is...
This one.
I can't maintain my quality.
Thankfully, I've had many opportunities to do various jobs recently, and I'm getting tired of my eyes.
How old were you?
I used to live in Gifu for a long time, and I was born and raised in Gifu,
so I used to live a natural and kind life looking at mountains and rivers.
So your eyes were healed.
Yes, my eyes were moving quite peacefully, but I got stained in the city...
What? You got stained in the city?
I got stained in the city...
I don't feel like you got stained in the city...
Yes, and I gradually stopped doing high-speed blink...
What? Blinks?
Yes.
Can you do a high-speed blink now?
Yes, if you want me to do it.
I want to see your current quality.
I'll do it.
You're fast.
Isn't it fast?
Really?
Isn't it good?
But...
You used to be able to do it better.
It's not like this.
It's not like this for me.
No, it's not like that.
Isn't it quite fast?
Even at handshakes, fans ask me to do a high-speed blink.
That's true.
Many people ask you to do it.
That's right.
It's not like that.
It's like...
It's not like...
It's like...
Like...
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
For example, like this.
It's like this, isn't it?
Oh, I'm sorry. Please do it like this.
What is it?
What is it? You're not even shaking hands.
I'm embarrassed.
There is such a thing.
So, I think we should think about what we should do first and decide what we should do next.
So, I'd like to give you some advice.
Ta-da!
You should taste and eat sushi.
What kind of position is this?
Where did you go all of a sudden?
You're so unique.
You're like that again.
Yes.
No one is telling you, but you're just tasting and eating.
What does Inoue want to tell everyone?
It's been four years, so I thought it would be okay.
It's like a bomb statement.
Yes, what I really want to tell you this time is this.
I don't like cute girls very much.
What do you mean you don't like cute girls very much?
I think there are people who think I'm like an idol from this appearance.
No, I don't think so.
I have five brothers and a lot of older brothers.
I've grown up quite manly.
I'm not very good at girls and girls.
So far, you've been saying that you were doing it even though you weren't good at it.
Yes.
What do you mean? What have you been lying about?
For example, what do you have?
I once did a private clothes check at Noginoko.
At that time, you prepared the private clothes I was wearing.
This is it.
It's cute. It's like a girl.
That's a private clothes, isn't it?
My mom bought me all of them when I went to school.
This is a once-only clothes.
Don't you like this kind of clothes?
No, I don't like it.
It's so embarrassing.
Isn't it like this?
It's like my brother's clothes.
I've been wearing my brother's clothes until I entered high school.
There is a picture of me when I was in middle school.
Private clothes?
Which one is it?
The middle one?
This is it.
Is it this right layer?
Yes, this is me.
Is it me?
The one wearing a shirt on a G-Pant and a T-shirt?
Yes.
My brother and my mom are next to me.
Were you wearing your brother's clothes?
I was wearing my brother's clothes.
Of course. I don't like girls like you in one- piece dresses.
Did you usually wear pants?
I never wanted to show my skin.
I was embarrassed to show my skin.
So I thought it was amazing to wear one-piece dresses.
I thought you were a girl who fought one or two among the members.
That's right.
No, no, no.
Is that so?
You don't like it anymore, do you?
That's terrible.
And I...
That's terrible. How much do you have?
I'm looking forward to it.
This is it.
Goodbye.
Oh, this is...
At first glance, I thought you were a strong idol.
I thought so, too.
I thought you were a girl who did "left and right" dance.
No, I'm not.
"Left and right" dance is like this.
I was embarrassed and couldn't help it.
Why "left and right" dance?
I had to do it when I had a preview party.
Do you do it yourself?
Sailorin did it for me.
Sailorin Nagashima.
She said I looked like a cat.
You're already well-balanced, aren't you?
People call me "left and right" dance at concerts.
"Left and right" dance.
And there's something more painful.
There's more?
I think this is the biggest cause of trouble.
This is it.
Idol face.
What do you mean?
I wanted to be born with a cool and tough face.
What was that?
I wanted to be born with a cool and tough face.
But I look like this and that.
What kind of face do you want to have?
Like "gyun" with eyebrows?
Like Kato Ryo.
Don't say that's tough.
I want to be cool.
I want to be strong.
You want to be strong?
I prepared some exercises I do at home.
What is this exercise that Kawaii doesn't like?
I open my legs like this.
Are you okay?
I open my legs outward.
And I lean forward a little.
You look like an animal.
And I pull this rubber band back.
Where do you pull it?
Around my arms.
I want to get rid of feminine lines.
Like these lines.
Do you want to be macho?
Sayo-macho.
Sayo-macho is good.
Sayo-macho is really good.
Sayo-macho is also good for live performances.
Sayo-macho!
I love you, Doraemon.
What? Are you kidding me?
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