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Koujichu of Nogizaka!
Now, Koujichu of Nogizaka has begun.
I'm the moderator, Bananaman.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you.
And, and, and, Nogizaka-chan.
Yes, please, thank you.
Yes.
Now, this week as well,
Yes.
At the "Presentation Competition",
Yes.
I said that I would do something like this.
Yes.
Himura-san,
Yes.
Then, "I've already made up my mind!"
It's fine!
This is my Christmas 2015 second half!
Complete!
Yeah!
With Takayama's proposal for the present competition,
"Nogidoko's Specialty Project" is back!
They get to use their ideal way of spending Christmas in their delusions as a script!
From starring, directing, and casting of love songs,
all of them are done by the members,
and their delusions of Christmas are completely reproduced in mini-dramas!
This week, we'll start with director Shin Uchimai's delusional drama!
He and I were in the same circle of college.
I've always been interested in him, but I graduated without telling him how I felt.
I thought, "Maybe we won't see each other again,"
but I met up with him right after work.
Since then, I've been in contact with him a lot.
We promised to go out for dinner together,
but on days like this, I can't finish my work at all.
Two hours have passed since we promised to go out.
Why two hours?!
Sorry, I haven't finished my work yet. Let's do it next time.
But it's Christmas!
My work ended an hour after that.
Christmas is over.
You're not waiting for me anymore, are you?
In the end, he only replied with "cold" and "understood."
That's nice of him.
I guess he's mad at me.
Saito?
Huh?
Geez, shut up.
Sorry.
Come on, let's go eat.
It's cold.
Did you wait for me all this time?
Of course.
I wish it was another day.
It's not good.
It's Christmas today.
You want to be with someone you like, right?
Huh?
What did you say?
Huh?
Say it again.
I won't.
Huh? Why? Why?
One more time.
No.
Just one more time.
Let's see...
It's not good.
I wanted you to say it one more time.
What?
What's going on?
You want him to wait for you outside?
Of course.
I'm tired after work.
Wouldn't it be great if he came downstairs?
You don't want him to say "I'm waiting for you"?
If he says "I'm waiting for you", it puts pressure on me.
I have to finish work early and think about a lot of things.
Himura-san, you have a woman's heart.
So you want him to say "You can go home now".
But you really want him to say "I'm waiting for you".
That's right.
And the last "Say it"?
"I won't say it".
"Say it"?
"No, I won't say it".
"Say it"?
You wanted to do something like that.
That's right.
I wanted to do it.
Why won't you say it?
But what do you think, Hira-san?
You want them to wait for you?
I don't care.
You know, Hima-san's favorite scene in Shinjuku.
At the end of the stairs of a station, he's always...
It's not like I'm kissing him all the time.
He's always...
You're only kissing him all the time, right?
What's with "all the time"? Just go home!
Next up is a remake of Takayama's work.
Today is Christmas Eve.
With my boyfriend I've been dating for a year,
we're meeting up for a date at the usual park.
Even so,
even if I wait an hour, he won't come.
Oh, hello?
What are you doing?
I'm already in the park.
Oh, sorry. I can't today.
Also, forget about me.
Huh?
Huh? What's up with you all of a sudden?
Kazumi, you know...
You haven't been yourself lately.
I got worried and made a new girlfriend.
- That's not true! - Huh?!
That's what it is.
Sorry.
See you.
Hey, Yuki!
- Hey! - Yuki?!
Oh, there she is, Yuki.
Oh, it's me.
Huh?
This is terrible.
Suddenly, it started raining.
I didn't have an umbrella.
- This is terrible. - It's going to rain.
This is terrible.
Why is there a photo zone like this?
- Huh? - Are you okay?
Umbrella.
Huh?
Fukagawa-kun?
He is Fukagawa-kun,
who often reads books in this park.
After seeing him a few times,
I've been talking to him more and more lately.
I'm always reading books in this park, right?
Yeah.
It's because I like books,
but when I came here,
I thought I'd be able to see you,
so I was always reading books.
- Huh? - Huh?
When I came here again today,
I was able to see you after all.
Here.
A Christmas present.
- Huh?! - Huh?
That's terrible.
If it bothers you, I'm sorry.
Bye.
- Umbrella. - Oh, wait!
- Huh? - Fukagawa-kun!
What is it?
Huh?
I've always liked you.
- Huh? - Huh?
If you don't mind,
meet me for Christmas tomorrow.
Thank you, Fukagawa-kun.
But I...
I can't forget you, Yuki.
What is this? What does it mean?
What is this?
Your story was drawn to me.
I'm surprised that it's not a happy ending.
Last time...
Yes.
I had a wish.
You know, there are girls who are popular even though they have a boyfriend.
I wanted to act like a popular girl.
It's a little lonely, but...
But...
There are people who care about me.
It's complicated.
It's like...
It makes me want to look ahead.
It's like that, right?
There's a continuation, right?
That's right. I'll draw it the next day.
But in the end, I don't have anyone to spend it with.
Maybe...
Um...
I'll meet Fukagawa-kun.
You'll go to Fukagawa-kun's place in the end.
I'll go.
Yuki will definitely say, "It's you."
That's right! That's right!
She'll say it.
Yuki...
Yuki will probably say it, too.
What should I do?
But...
But if I appear as Osamu...
Yuki needs her best friend, Osamu.
Um...
Yuki...
To be honest, I think it's better for her to quit.
Oh, Osamu...
Then I'll go out with all kinds of guys.
Don't call me "Osamu."
This is embarrassing.
The next work is...
Director Edo's delusional drama.
Even though it's Christmas...
I'm working part-time again today.
Other part-time girls go on dates with their boyfriends...
But I don't have anyone like that.
But...
It's okay.
The manager of the part-time job is nice and cool.
I'm sure she's there.
When I think about it...
I'm sorry.
It's Christmas, but I got a part-time job.
No, it's okay.
Don't worry about it.
But...
It's Christmas, but you didn't have any plans?
You're a lonely guy.
That's the same for you, manager.
This is my job, so it can't be helped, right?
Come on, don't talk.
Do your job properly.
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, it's a yakitori restaurant.
Oh...
You know...
Oh...
What is it?
You're the one who should know.
Why...
Do you know why I put in a shift today?
Shut up!
Huh?
It's Christmas, but you don't have anyone to spend it with you.
It's because you didn't have anyone to spend it with you, right?
There are people you want to spend it with you.
Is that so?
So...
You couldn't spend it with me because of your part-time job?
No.
Because of my part-time job...
We can spend it together.
Huh?
Then...
You...
Will you accept my feelings?
Of course.
Yay! I'm so happy!
Then...
Let's do our best from now on, okay?
Huh?
All of a sudden?
No...
The rest of the time...
Let's make it just for us.
Ten-chan!
Is that so?
Ah, it came out.
I thought you'd be more like "kyaa!"
No, it was good. Shirai-shi's manager was good.
What could it be?
It's like...
It's like the old man who appears in shoujo manga...
But in the end, this old man looks more and more like "sukebesou".
That's good.
It suits you, doesn't it?
It suits you.
It's interesting.
It suits you, it suits you.
Eh, does it look like it?
Shirai-shi, isn't it always like that?
Next up is...
A delusional love drama proposed by Fukanawa.
I've been dating my co-worker for a year.
Today is the first Christmas we spend together.
He's very kind, but because of his quiet personality, he doesn't say a word about his feelings for me.
I'm happy, but sometimes I don't know what I'm thinking about.
That's what I'm feeling a little uneasy about.
The illumination was really pretty, wasn't it?
Yeah...
Well, you're right.
Ah...
Ah, that's right!
After this, we said we'd go buy a Christmas present together, didn't we?
Have you decided what you want?
Yeah...
Anything is fine.
Eh?
I'm going to go buy some drinks.
Yeah...
Wait for me.
Okay.
Huh?
What are you two doing alone?
Eh?
It's Christmas, but I'm lonely!
Ah, wait, my boyfriend...
That's right! Let's go play!
Eh? Wait, I'm in trouble!
Eh? Wait for me!
No, no, no...
Wait, wait!
Wait, what are you doing?
Huh? I'm picking up girls, shut up!
Ah, I know!
These glasses!
Ah!
Here it is! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Isn't that box too thin?
You guys!
Don't you dare touch my girlfriend!
Shut up!
You bastard!
What's going on?
Run!
Kazuo, you're amazing!
Well, I used to be an examiner.
I see!
Anyway...
I'm sorry...
I was scared of you.
No, if you say so...
I'm fine now.
Ah, let's go buy some presents!
What do you like?
Well...
I like glasses.
At this rate...
I won't be able to see well.
At first you didn't show off, but do you like showing off in places like that?
I like it.
Those two little girls...
Did they come for a concert?
They're not good at Christmas at all.
That's right.
They go to concerts and perform.
What would you do if you lost?
If I lost, we'd run and run away together.
That's great.
I think it's cool even if you lose in a situation like that.
Even if you do your best and lose...
Even if I lose, I might like it.
What would you do?
You'd say, "It's important to me. Run away first."
Hey, I'm a little scared.
You'd take them away and show them you're paying them.
But if that's the solution...
That's also possible.
What about it?
That's great for a man.
The worst? You don't like it?
I don't like it.
What?
Not at all.
You'd say, "Excuse me, but could you please forgive me?"
That's cool.
That's how you'd say it in front of girls.
I see.
But you'd kick their butts and take their money.
That's not good at all!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Please don't erase my feelings.
From now on...
Losecook will leave a confession message on Loseman's phone.
Let's listen to his confession, which will make you blush.
This time, Losecook's confession is from Hinako Kitano.
What kind of guy are you talking to?
I'm a senior in the judo club of the school's club.
A senior?
Yes.
A senior, I see.
Have you been dating?
No, we haven't been dating.
You haven't been dating!
That's right!
I like him one-sidedly.
I always watch after school practice from the side of the pillar like this.
You're a woman who watches the game.
That's right.
Christmas is tomorrow, but he has a very important game.
Christmas?
That's right.
I want to send him an e-mail, so I call him.
At the same time, I want to convey my feelings.
Please message Losecook.
Hello.
I'm sorry for calling you even though it's before an important game.
Good luck in tomorrow's game!
And there's one more thing I want to tell you.
I...
Actually...
I've always...
Always...
That's great!
What is it?
That's great!
What is it?
Oh, this is something only Lusuden can do!
I see! The number of seconds is fixed!
Less than 30 seconds have passed...
But I don't know if it's in or not, so I say "I like it!"
Oh, you didn't go for it?
Yes!
You stopped like this!
I thought you were calculating!
I heard you say "pii" and I was worried if it was in, but I didn't have the courage to call you again...
So you won't call me again!
Senpai, it's not the time for you to play!
I thought you were saying "stop my heart!"
You're lame!
The next song is by Saito Asuka!
He's my childhood friend and we went to different high school.
We had a fight on Christmas day, too.
But since it's Christmas, I said "I'm sorry" and tried to call him that night, but...
The number you have dialed is unavailable. Please leave a message after the tone.
I have something I really want to say to you.
Please listen to me until the end.
You idiot! Stupid!
What's wrong with you?
You've just started high school, and you're already getting carried away.
It's really annoying.
In the past, my grades were better and my height was bigger.
Before I knew it, you took it all off.
It's really annoying.
Why do you think I like you?
You idiot! It's annoying!
But I like you! Bye!
She said it.
Wow!
I see.
From the extension of the quarrel.
That's what it is.
I'm going to apologize, but I'm still annoyed at him.
I'm still annoyed at myself for loving him like that.
Oh, I see.
I'm used to sitting in a chair like this, but I've lost my height and stuff like that.
When I noticed it, I thought, "Oh, he was a man."
That's how it is.
Yeah.
This is a shocking problem.
All members!
Wow!
Hey! It's scary!
The next loose song is Junna Itou from "Nikisei".
What kind of person is he?
He's more than a friend, less than a lover.
Wow!
They're really close.
It's like, "Which one is it?"
Please send a message to the loose bandana.
Hello, it's Junna.
It's Christmas today, isn't it?
Since it's such a special day, I'll tell you one secret about Junna.
I don't have a boyfriend because I don't have a girlfriend like you.
That's all.
See you.
Good night.
She said it clearly.
Wow!
She said it.
She said it like Ozawa of Speed Wagon.
Oh, yes.
She said it like Ozawa of Speed Wagon.
I didn't say I like you.
What?
I heard it and got a call from her.
I want her to say it.
I see.
I want her to say it officially.
I see.
The next one is also from Nikisei.
She is so cute.
She is not cute at all.
She is cute.
What? Gerobus?
Are you kidding me?
Where is Gerobus?
Gerobus?
Gerobus is like this.
No, it's not.
Then, what is it?
Gerobus is cute.
Shut up!
Gerobus is cute.
Now, Terada.
Let's go.
Who did you call?
I called my girlfriend's friend.
Please listen to me for now.
Wait a minute.
Your girlfriend's friend?
Please leave a message after the tone.
Hello, Hinako.
I need to talk to you about Yuki.
What?
It's Christmas soon.
I want to give you a present.
What would you like?
I also want to confess my love with you.
Is it too hasty?
I will call you back.
What is this?
It's still going on.
I'm sorry about the phone call.
I was going to call you.
I made a mistake and called you.
I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed, so please delete the message.
But...
If you can, please don't erase my feelings.
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Which one are you aiming for?
I aimed for it.
You're a scary woman.
It's Hinako.
Hinako's next target is Himura, right?
In that order.
She's smart.
You're scary.
She's using Hinako.
I see.
Of course.
You're scary.
This is amazing.
You're scary.
But...
What do you think of this, Yuuki?
Yuuki gets excited when she gets a call like this.
That's right.
I think Yuuki can only be happy.
I like you.
I'm embarrassed to say it myself, so...
It's kind of funny.
You're scary.
You don't like it because you like Hinako, do you?
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
I thought you were going for it like that at first.
What do you think of this, Asuka?
What?
If there's a girl like her in real life, I can't be friends with her.
Do you think it's scary?
It's scary.
It's scary, but...
But like Yuuki said earlier...
I want Hinako to have feelings for Himura.
I want it to be a mess.
Storically...
It's so funny.
Is Himura back?
Who will win this year's Grand Prize?
I knew it!
That's good. Both of you said you wanted to do it.
Even though it's our fourth time, it's exciting!
It's exciting!
Out of all of them, eight entries are in the drama category.
The best work is Himura's. Who will win the grand prize?
The best Christmas delusion is...
It's...
It's Himura!
- Like in a bar. - Like in a bar!
- With white stone as a mustache. - Including the white stone,
- and its funniness too! - Yes!
- Please let me win! - Yes!
- Okay, you two in a row. - Okay, you two in a row.
- Yes! - You're the winner!
And...
Even in the Russian part, the best work is Himura!
The chosen work is...
In the Russian part...
"Northern Hinakka"!
- "Northern"! - Yes!
Thank you! Thank you!
- This sudden... - Yes.
- To the seniors of judo club. - To the seniors of judo club.
- And for the last, "speed love"... - "Speed love"!
- This show... - Is sponsored by...
- The sponsors you see here. - ...are sponsoring this show.
- Oh, what's with that attitude? - No, no...
- His expression is so sad! - No, no...
- Take me with you!
- The graduation concert of Nagashima Sarah, which announced graduation the other day, will be held!
- Details will be announced on the official Nogizaka46 website later in the day!
- And...
- Nogizaka46's 14th single will be released on March 13th next year!
- Don't miss out on 2016's Nogizaka as well!