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[Nogizawa's serious plan]
Don!
We are starting now.
I am Banana Man of Nogizawa School Board of Directors.
Thank you for coming.
And I am Nogizawa's mom.
Thank you for coming.
First of all, what we will do today is...
Himura san.
Wakatsuki Yumin's "The Serious Plan"!
So, this time we will pick up Wakatsuki.
Wakatsuki.
Huh? Wakatsuki?
Huh?
Wakatsuki.
So, Wakatsuki is not here.
Isn't he too serious?
No, no. He is not.
Huh?
Wakatsuki is worried about his seriousness.
Huh? Why? Seriousness is a good thing.
But he is too serious.
Well, you know.
He feels different.
No, no.
He talks a lot in the program.
He is cool.
No, it is a good thing.
But this time, we will break his serious shell.
After this, a reborn Wakatsuki will appear in the studio.
Huh?
He was like a robot a while ago. He looks like a reborn Wakatsuki, but he's not like that.
He's serious.
I see.
He used to be a robot dancer, but now he's trying to be a real robot.
In a sense, he's serious.
Before Wakatsuki's appearance, let's see how serious Wakatsuki is.
Wakatsuki's dance moves are faithful to the lyrics.
What did Wakatsuki say before?
He said "kurshii" and "bouru wo utta kinzoku on" (it's painful)
He really hit the ball and heard the sound of metal.
Next, let's see how serious Nishino is.
Wakatsuki often said "isn't this muscle amazing?"
I asked him "do you work out?" and he said "no, I don't work out at all."
I just shampooed my hair and it became like this.
That's a little stupid.
I'm sorry, but...
I thought you were shampooing your hair.
What do you mean?
I thought you were seriously shampooing your hair.
Next, let's see how serious Wakatsuki is.
I took the questionnaire myself.
Finally.
When I was asked about the pamphlet for the cast, "what would happen if you died,"
everyone asked the cast.
"Ikoma" is a manga or anime.
I don't want "nanito" to die.
It's like "ikoma"'s character, right?
Wakatsuki wrote "water" and "acid" in it.
What do you mean?
It's not like that!
I didn't ask you that!
When I was worried about something and was writing, I asked "what were you worried about?" and he said "my heart"
If you don't have a heart, you can't be serious!
What kind of "wakatsuki" did "rocket" this time?
"wakatsuki" means "seriousness plan"!
This program is about me, "wakatsuki" being too serious and being called "boring human being"
We are going to improve it and make it "serious"!
There is a "humor class" this time, so we are going to take it!
And lastly, we are going to make "wakatsuki" not "serious" but "boring human being"
We are going to do our best!
Now, it's "humor class" opening!
This time, we are going to have a "specialist" who teaches "humor" in various classrooms and parks,
and "youthful teacher" who is a "humor speech consultant"!
Hello, everyone!
In short, "wakatsuki" is too serious!
There are various ways of making people laugh,
but today, we are going to use "things"!
This is the most basic one!
The easiest one is this chopstick.
All you have to do is say something to it.
You don't have to say anything funny.
That's how you catch it by laughing.
I'll show you how it's done.
I'll stand like this and take out the chopstick like this.
What kind of bird is staying on that chopstick?
Oh, that bird! That's a quail.
Oh!
That's how you do it.
You just say "quail" because it's a quail.
You don't have to say anything funny.
What kind of bird is staying on that chopstick?
Oh, that! That's a quail.
I'm doing it for fun.
But when you do it yourself, it's harder than you think.
I'll show you how it's done.
Can I do it?
No, you can't!
You take out the chopstick like this.
I'll show you how it's done.
I'm nervous.
Oh, I see.
Here you go.
On that chopstick?
What kind of bird is staying on that chopstick?
"Yes, that's it." "Oh, that's it?" "Yes." "It's a bag." "When did you do that?" "That's right." "What do you want me to do with it?" "When you're cooking dinner, when you're eating lunch." "You're laughing at a completely different thing." "When you're opening this up." "No, what are you doing?" "But, you know, if you can breathe a little more now," "This is amazing." "With this, most of the birds will laugh at you." "Hmm, that sounds pretty difficult." "Then I'll do it like 'that'." "'That'?" "Yes."
"But you do it like 'that'." "Like 'that'?" "And you hit it." "Hashi-kun, Hashi-kun." "Just now," "You know, you were with that woman from Toshima." "Who is she?" "Huh? I don't have a woman." "You must have one, woman from Toshima." "Oh, she's your mother." "Because you're a mother." "Yes." "That's amazing." "Yes, this is also a lesson." "Let's do it again."
Sure.
Where can I say this?
Hashi-kun, Hashi-kun.
That woman you were with the other day, who is she?
No, I'm not with a woman!
There must have been one, woman from Toshima.
That woman from Toshima is... your mother!
"I'm basically a woman." "Yes."
"But I don't know what you're laughing about." "No, you don't."
"As a result of this, I can participate in the board meeting." "Board meeting!"
"Can you do it there?" "Yes, at the board meeting."
"Can you participate in the board meeting?" "Yes."
"Are you a beginner now?" "I'm a beginner, yes."
"Now you're in the advanced class." "Yes."
"You can even put spoons in here." "What?!"
"Two young girls were talking." "What are you two doing around the house?"
Oh, my mother is so noisy.
When I eat,
she complains about the fried chopsticks.
So I got sick of it,
and stopped using chopsticks,
"and ate with spoons." "What is it?"
Then my mother got really angry,
and picked up the chopsticks,
and threw them at me!
So your mother
threw chopsticks at you, didn't she?
"Did you know? She threw chopsticks at you." "I give up."
Did you know? She threw chopsticks at you, didn't she?
Should I say it again?
The other day,
when I was eating with chopsticks,
my mother complained about
the fried chopsticks.
So I got sick of it,
and ate with spoons.
Then my mother got even angrier,
and threw chopsticks
at me!
So your mother
threw chopsticks at you, didn't she?
It's funny even for me.
Now it's time for the speech, but first of all, Ms. Wakatsuki will introduce herself and say hello on stage.
You can do it as you usually do.
I'm Wakatsuki Yumi of Nogizaka46.
My nickname is "Wakatsuki Waka" and I'm from Shizuoka Prefecture and I'm 21 years old this year.
My favorite thing is watching stage performances and watching movies.
My dream is to become an actress in the future. Thank you for your support.
As expected of you, you're used to it and you're well organized.
But you know, you're a little too serious and stiff.
So whether it's a name or a hobby, you can always get what you want.
You have a really good offering.
What you say, what you say, what you see and what you say ends up in a laughter by people.
And as I said earlier, the hobby part is also because you love it.
You can't help it, can you?
At least 500 of them in a month.
This is a so-called "number offering".
For example, joking.
Next is "dajare".
"Dajare" is a joke that Japanese people are best at.
As I said earlier, my background is Shizuoka Prefecture.
If I add "dajare" to it, it becomes a joke.
In Shizuoka Prefecture, eels are famous, so you say "I will do my best" in an eel voice.
That's right, there is that kind of thing.
This is the head of the story, so it's called "pillow".
When you first laugh, the customer's heart opens up.
For example, in autumn, "autumn is nice", "autumn is the best", "autumn of appetite", "autumn of sports", "autumn of reading", "autumn of art", "autumn of nursing", etc.
At first, you laugh with it.
Oh, you're kidding, right?
Everyone, raise your faces.
Everyone, look properly.
You can do it right away.
I'm happy.
I'm watching everything, but you're doing a great job.
I'm happy.
That's why I'm looking forward to it.
What kind of evolution will young people, who have added humor, achieve?
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Is it true?
For strange young people, it's finally...
It's finally...
Young people, please come in.
It was a good class, wasn't it?
I learned a lot.
It was a good class.
Today, I want to show you strange young people.
From now on, I would like you to introduce yourself.
I've been doing this for a while.
I took this up.
I've been working hard and working hard.
I've been writing seriously in detail since I graduated from college.
Okay, I got it.
Wakatsuki's idea.
Wakabayashi style humor self-introduction.
Let's take a look at Nishi's usual self- introduction and flow.
Nishino comes, Fukagawa comes, and Wakabayashi.
Yes, Wakabayashi.
She didn't take it personally.
You should take Wakabayashi from now on.
What happened to Wakatsuki's self-introduction?
Let's start with Nishi.
I'm Nishino Nanase from Osaka. I'm 21 years old.
I like udon noodles. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm from Shizuoka Prefecture. I do my best every day.
I'm Fukagawa Mai. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Okay, I'd like to introduce myself now.
What?
Recently, I...
What's that?
I thought I could do it, too.
At that time, everyone was talking about it.
Actually, I performed a robot dance there.
At that time...
Speaking of the atmosphere of the studio, it was a big accident.
I'm sorry for introducing a different accident than an accident.
I'd like to introduce myself again.
My name is Yumi Wakaki and my nickname is "Young Lady".
As I get older and older, I'm afraid that one day I'll become a lord and go beyond the walls of time.
If you don't mind, please call me "Young Lady".
Actually, this is what I looked like when I was in high school.
I got a "5" in math, science and society.
I got a "5" in English every time.
My high school gave me a "10" in English.
Please remember that.
Lastly, I'm from Shizuoka Prefecture.
So I'd like to say something related to Shizuoka Prefecture.
Like Mt. Fuji, I have a high self-esteem in Japan.
Like tea, like famous tea, I'd like to be loved by many people.
And I'd like to work hard to become a group that is popular.
That's all for today. I'm Yumi Wakaki and I'm in charge of humor in Nogizaka 46.
Wow!
You're amazing!
You're amazing! You're doing your best!
The amount of humor is completely different from the other members.
It's like, "What was it?"
It's like you're not good at something, you know?
What was it?
You haven't got yours yet, huh?
Well, it wasn't in the MV, but I used a 10,000 yen bill.
You don't have a 10,000 yen bill?
Yuki Fukuzawa.
- Oh, you do. - Oh, you do!
A 10,000 yen bill with a joke?
Just do it. I won't explain.
- Do it. - Just do it.
No, I want you to see the clip naturally.
Oh, yes.
Not like, "Oh my god!"
Just like, "Wakatsuki really started this."
Just sit and talk normally.
Don't take your eyes off of her from now on.
Being serious is a good thing.
I think it's important to keep a balance and say hello.
Speaking of greetings, if I do this in a greeting, I can't laugh.
I have a greeting card.
Do you know the name of the person in this picture?
His name is Yukichi Fukuzawa.
He is usually called "Fuku-chan".
He is not called "Fuku-chan", is he?
He is called "Fuku-chan" in my area.
Is he called "Fuku-chan" in your area?
He is not called "Fuku-chan" in my area.
I think he is called "Fuku-chan" in the west and in the east.
Is it true?
He is not called "Fuku-chan" in my area.
I'm sorry.
Is he called "Fuku-chan" in your area?
I'm often called "Fuku-chan" in my area.
I know you are often called "Fuku-chan" in my area.
He wants to leave my wallet as soon as possible.
I always say to him, "Fuku-chan, it's good for you to leave my wallet."
When you come back, don't come back alone.
Bring a lot of friends with you.
When I went out the other day, I wanted to know if Fuku-chan was really back.
I put a circle here and took Fuku-chan out.
Six months later, Fuku-chan came back.
I got a circle here.
Fuku-chan is coming back. Fuku-chan is coming back.
Thank you very much.
You have to say hello and think about it yourself.
Listen to me.
I have a special skill.
I have a friend I want to introduce.
His name is Fuku-chan, who lives in Ichimaen-sasu.
Fuku-chan is good at climbing hills.
I don't know what you mean.
Look at me carefully.
I cut Fuku-chan in half.
I cut it in half again.
And...
You open it like this, right?
Look, Fuku-chan, it's upside down.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
It's upside...
Oh, I'm glad, I'm glad.
Well, you know, everyone has their own sense of humor.
It depends on how you do it.
Sometimes it suits you, sometimes it doesn't.
Yeah, it's difficult, being humorous.
Actually...
What's wrong?
It's me.
I only have one greeting in my hand right now.
Um...
Do you have anything else?
Um... I can do it with chopsticks.
I have a specialty in that.
Chopsticks?
Oh, really?
Do you have chopsticks?
Oh, thank you, thank you.
I can use normal chopsticks like this, but...
Well, like this, right?
With chopsticks.
Chopsticks, right?
Chopsticks, chopsticks.
I took them out like this.
Hashi-kun, Hashi-kun.
Who's that lively woman you were with the other day?
No, no, she's not with you.
No, no, she was there, that woman from Toshima.
Ah, that one.
That one is...
Your mother.
Okay, then...
Here you go.
Thank you, thank you.
Um...
The members are breaking up.
So, like I think...
Even if you do the same thing, you can make weird faces...
I think so, too.
Um...
This is advice, right?
Yes, yes. I think that's more acceptable for young people.
Ah, that's true.
That's why I'm still doing it like I learned it.
That's right.
So...
Do you make weird faces while you do it?
Yes.
Ah, ah, in the middle, too.
In the middle...
Shall we do it in the middle?
In addition to making weird faces, what kind of evolution can you do?
Okay, here we go.
There's "wow" in it, right?
There is.
Yes, yes.
Now...
Look, she's not laughing at all.
She's not laughing at all.
What was that face just now?
One more time, one more time.
Everyone, listen, listen.
There's a comment here.
Look at it carefully, everyone.
Hashi-kun, Hashi-kun.
Who's that lively woman you were with last time?
No, I wasn't with a lively woman.
There was one, wasn't there?
That woman from Toshima.
That was...
She's so cute!
Look at her.
She's so cute!
She's totally different, isn't she?
However, even more than that...
Teacher Gimura, would you like to join in?
Hashi-kun, Hashi-kun.
Who's that lively woman you were with last time?
No, I wasn't with a lively woman.
She's totally different, isn't she?
That woman from Toshima is...
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, I wasn't with a lively woman.
She's totally different, isn't she?
That's crazy!
Can you do it?
That's crazy!
From here on, the studio will...
Furthermore, they won't eat themselves.
Matsumura is also serious sometimes, so...
Can they recreate the forbidden collaboration of Wakameshi-sensei and Himura?
Hashi-kun, Hashi-kun.
Who's that lively woman from Toshima you were with last time?
No, I wasn't with a lively woman.
Oh, that's nice.
We have to go all the way to Ofukuro.
She was there, wasn't she? That woman from Toshima.
Oh, that's nice. We have to go all the way to Ofukuro.
She's really funny.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Next, Hori steps into hell.
I'm in.
Hashi-kun, Hashi-kun.
You were with her the other day.
You were with her the other day?
That's enough!
That's enough of that!
You were with her the other day!
What?
You were with her the other day?!
That's enough!
I don't care about that!
This is a mistake. Take 2.
Hashi-kun, Hashi-kun, who was with you the other day?
The lively woman and the old man.
What's going on?
The lively woman and the old man were together.
We're here for the faces.
Will they find the strange faces this time?
Hashi-kun, Hashi-kun, who is the lively woman who was with you the other day?
Well...
No, it's not.
Well, she is...
What is it?
Keep your face! Keep your face!
I didn't say she was lively.
No, she was.
That lively woman!
Well...
Keep your face! Keep your face!
Well...
That's your belly.
It's not!
It's not! It's not!
Oh, I can't do it anymore.
It's finally released!
"How to Forget Your Sorrow" music video will be included in the music clip collection "all-mv" released on December 23rd!
"How to Forget Your Sorrow"!
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