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[Nogizaka no kyu!]
Don!
Thank you for having me! I'm Nogizaka Kouji, a banana man of the board.
And this is Nogizaka-chan.
You are wearing a lot of clothes today.
I know, it's been a while.
How about you, Kaomura?
It's been a while.
I'm Rotti.
Lottie, over here too.
Thank you for letting me watch your show.
What are you talking about, Lottie!
You're the best!
What are we going to do today, Mr. Ihimura? Please announce it.
Let's go!
"Let me do it!" Second Presentation Contest!
This time, the members who have a project they want to do on the show will announce the content of the second presentation contest.
If you think it's interesting, we'll adopt it and actually shoot it.
The first one we did was Himetan's.
We did it in Wadakamari Onsen.
We also did a shooting project with Hori Nikisei.
We did it.
We'll do something good right away.
Let's do it!
The second presentation contest.
The top buster is Hori Nikisei and Kari Ito.
This time, we'll do something only I can do.
Let's do it!
Here it is!
Do you know Shogi?
You said it before, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Karin Ito loves Shogi and does Shogi work.
What does she want to do?
The world of Shogi that she wants to teach everyone.
First of all, here it is.
Professionals with many personalities.
There are about 150 professionals in Japan.
Only about 150 people?
No, there aren't.
They have already been selected.
But they all have many personalities.
So I'd like to introduce them.
The first one is...
Itodani Ryuo.
Ryuo!
There are many famous people.
Ryuo is one of them.
He won Ryuo match.
That's right.
He's young, 27 years old.
He's young!
Ryuo match is...
If you win, you can get 42 million yen.
Is it that expensive?
You can get that much?
Ryuo has only won once.
So he can get 42 million yen.
Everyone, you like money, don't you?
Did you see it today?
I had a dream about it.
Next...
Here it is.
Sato Shinya.
Everyone, look carefully.
Is it the same person?
It's the same person.
Really?
What happened to your hair?
Usually, when I'm on TV or in matches,
I suddenly wear a wig.
I'm sad.
Yes.
And they cheer me up.
They don't hide it from you, do they?
They just say it as a wig joke.
They have many kinds of wigs.
That's interesting.
Next, there is a woman who is called "descendant knight".
In fact, there are many women who are very beautiful descendant knights.
Wow, she is tall.
Yes, there are Ms. Muroya, Ms. Fujita and Ms. Takemata.
Are you Ms. Takemata and a student?
Yes, Ms. Takemata is a active high school student.
Wow, she is very beautiful.
She looks strange even though she is tall.
She is very cute.
I think they are all beautiful.
There are also ugly people, right?
No, no, no.
In any world, there are beautiful people.
I didn't know there were such beautiful people.
There are healing people and beautiful people.
They are both beautiful.
Wonderful.
Next, here it is.
The personality of pieces.
Wow, you are such a maniac.
Is it the personality of the so-called chess pieces?
That's right. There are many types of pieces.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Next, we will introduce the personality of chess pieces in an easy-to-understand way for the members of Nochizaka.
Here it is.
First of all, one by one.
Here it is.
It's a piece called "fu".
There are many pieces here.
If this piece doesn't move, everything will not start.
So, even if it's just a piece, it's like a war.
King.
And on top of it is an army.
An infantry.
And the king is standing here.
If this piece is taken, it's over.
When "fu" enters the opponent's camp, it becomes very strong.
When you turn it upside down, it changes.
It's strange.
I'm pretending like I don't care, but I love it.
Didn't you do it when you were in elementary school?
Who is "fu"?
"Fu" is Iko-chan.
Iko-san.
Is "fu" Iko-chan's "fu"?
Yes.
Why?
It's like "zaco".
That's right.
First of all, I always move forward on my own.
I see.
And when I say "enemy", I mean AKB.
When I joined AKB, I became proper and worked hard.
Thank you!
Iko-chan is...
Thank you, Ran-chan!
You're good!
When I say "enemy", I mean "enemy".
Do you know "enemy"?
"Enemy" is here.
Do you know "enemy"?
I can move forward as much as I want.
But I can't move backward.
You can only move backward.
I only look forward.
I think Nojo-san and Larin-san are suitable for this piece.
When I was on a variety show, I always went forward.
You went forward.
You went straight forward.
Sometimes I went forward too much and got caught suddenly.
Sometimes I'm a little clumsy.
Next...
"Enemy".
Yes. Basically, you can only go forward or backward, but this child is a fairly tricky child.
It's a piece that can fly to weird places.
It's a little different, so this piece is Kazumi and Iku-chan.
That's right, it's weird.
No, both of you are gamers.
You should have sat in the same place.
It shows a tricky movement.
Next is "silver".
"Silver" is a fairly hard piece and is used as an offensive piece.
This child is really... When you attack, you should use this child first.
The front and back are two pieces, right?
Yes, there are two pieces in the same position, but this is Wakatsuki and Reika.
They also perform on stage and attack various places.
They are both "silver" and "silver".
Did you emphasize that they are in the same place?
No, I didn't.
Wakatsuki, you are very sensitive about that area.
I'm trying to get rid of this character more and more.
But if you do that, you'll only be a robot.
What?!
I'm a robot from a race.
You're a robot from a race!
Next!
This area is tough.
Can't you just go diagonally back?
Basically, I did the thing where the pieces would go off.
When it goes off, everyone gets worried.
Everyone gets worried?
It's a piece that's that strong. Basically, it's a defense.
It's a piece you can use at the end, like "ote".
When you do "ote", it suddenly attacks you.
It's a piece you can use at the end.
The gold piece is next to the king.
Mr. Shiraishi and Mr. Kashimoto...
You're just defending?
Yes, they're tough.
It's no good without them.
But in the end, they'll finish you off.
That's why I like them.
Next!
The angle is cool.
The pieces are big, too.
That's right.
When you're playing against a strong opponent, you don't have to look at the angle.
That's how important this piece is.
How does it move?
It can go diagonally as far as it wants.
It's a really good piece.
This piece is south.
Did you hear that?
I heard it!
What does it do?
When you think it's south or you don't know where it is,
it can be interesting or bad.
You can change it.
You can make it move differently.
It's really unique.
It's tricky!
It can suddenly attack you from nowhere you don't know.
That's right.
The next piece is...
The knight.
It looks like a good piece.
The knight is amazing.
The angle is different.
It can go diagonally as far as it wants.
The knight is south.
It's the same in Chinese.
It's the same in Chinese, too.
For me, it's a set for two people with a knight's angle.
As a strong piece.
I know. This is really...
Among these pieces, it's the one that works the most for martial arts.
It's a great piece.
It's good.
And last but not least...
It's a king.
A king.
Basically, a king doesn't move much.
But without a king, you lose.
You lose.
That's why I chose Nishino-san.
Nishino-san.
I thought you'd say "me".
Really?
Every time.
I thought you wouldn't say it.
I thought you'd say it until the end.
This is me.
That's funny.
Nishino.
I want to protect it.
Because it exists.
For Nishino-san.
You're attacking a king.
I've never been praised like this.
You're a king.
How is it?
I'm sorry.
No, Your Majesty, it's nothing like that.
Your Majesty.
Your Majesty, right?
That's how it is.
That's funny.
Do you know what I just said?
Yes.
I want to do it.
I understand your character well.
But can you overcome this excitement?
No, no, no.
I want you to do it.
I want you to do humanism.
I want to do humanism.
Everyone is covered with this.
From above, from a little higher.
Well, I can't do it.
It won't move.
I can't do it.
Nishino, it's not funny at all.
Your Majesty, you can say it forever.
It's not funny.
Since we're worried about whether the shooting will exceed this excitement, we'll step back for now.
We'll step back for now.
The second presenter is a farmer who has prepared a lot of materials.
I want to do it vertically and upward.
Vertically and upward?
So, when I think of something that can make use of it, it's this.
I want to challenge a musical drama.
Musical drama?
I've been thinking about the title, too.
The title is...
Don!
Looking at your handwriting, it's lame.
I'm sorry. I'm really bad at writing.
It's not that you're bad at writing.
It's just that you don't know how to write.
I'm sorry.
You look like a fool.
I'm sorry.
What is this?
I've decided on the cast, too.
Tell me about the cast.
It's ideal, so...
Tomo and Katana.
That's right.
Yes.
I'm...
The main character?
I'm the main character.
That's your own presentation plan, isn't it?
That's right.
Ami.
Ami is the main character.
I'm the town girl, Erika.
My childhood friend, Kaede, is Takayama.
I'm good at kendo, so I think I can do it.
Do you mean a woman fighting?
I'm imagining a woman like Azumi.
Like "Yashiki no Kashin Sanninshu".
A woman who looks like she's going to cut me off.
I want to cut you off.
A woman who looks like she's going to cut me off in a flashy way.
A woman who looks like she's going to pick up a rich merchant.
This is my ideal image, so I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
A rich merchant, Himura-san.
Thank you. I'll do my best.
Why are you here?
Himura-san, you're in it too, right?
I want you in it too, Himura-san.
She introduces the script she came up with along with her own illustrations.
Is this okay?
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ami and Kaede don't have parents.
Which one is Ami?
The one with garbage is Ami.
Who is this?
Nakano-san of Sunplaza?
No, it's Kaede.
Oh, it's Kaede.
Kaede, can you do it?
My head is about to get cut off.
She's really good at acting.
I'll leave this part of my brain and cut it off.
It's a serious situation, isn't it?
Oh, my God!
It's serious!
It's not a joke!
Are you saying it's serious?
I'm going to cut it off in earnest!
In a swordsmanship dojo in a city that takes care of childless children,
the two grew up as brothers.
In the past, Ami was abandoned along with a sword with a beautiful crest.
With a sword?
That's right.
Ami and Kuroki kept holding on to their sword, saying that they would one day meet their mother if they had one.
They grew up together and...
Happily ever after.
No, that's not it.
It's not coming out!
It's not coming out of me or Kuroki or Tomi!
Or Terare and Sanji!
Or me and Kuroki and Tomi!
Let me go!
Let me go for a while.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm waiting for you.
At worst, I'll cut it all off.
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Next.
Um...
As usual, I was walking in the city with Ami and Kaede...
Um, I'm sorry, I finally...
Oh, I can't seem to hide my ponytail.
This is me and this is, um...
Kaede.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just forgot to cut my hair.
Kaede, I think you should shave all of this off.
Please don't do that!
My mouth is freezing!
And, um...
This is me.
I'm looking for someone. I'm looking for a sign.
Ah, a sign.
And, um...
I'm looking for a divorced woman who has this sword with a kamon in it.
Wow!
So you were with her when she was abandoned.
That's right.
And, um...
The one who drew the sign was the wife of the next rich merchant in this country, Echigoya, who was a fortune teller who served the general.
The sword drawn there was the sword that Ami had without revealing her face.
Ah!
So I was...
So you were a good-for-nothing girl?
That's right. I was a good-for-nothing girl.
I was surprised by the sudden notice.
Ami was bursting with joy of meeting her mother.
And, um...
And you bloomed a flower?
No, I didn't bloom a flower.
Um...
Why did you say that?
Ah, ah, this is you.
So you're Echigoya's master?
That's right!
And, um... I got jealous of this.
Of who?
Of Kaede.
Huh?
Why?
It's like...
If you've been together all this time...
That's right. I got jealous of her.
You're a villain!
That's right!
Kaede, who was absorbed in jealousy...
Um... with that sword...
She was the daughter who separated herself in Echigoya's mansion.
With a sword?
What?!
Ah!
The following is the first scene of chasing Kaede with a horse, but...
- Like brothers... - Who, who, who just now?!
- This is me! This is me! - Eh?! What?! Ani?!
No way! Can you prepare such a shabby horse?!
What?! What is this?!
- Shishi-chan! - You ugly horse!
- Shishi-chan! - Are you okay?
- This is all I can do... - Are you really... are you really a horse?
- Ah, yes! - Yes, I want to do the scene where I ride it, so...
- I want to do the scene where I ride it, right? - Yes!
- Ani is... - Yes, yes...
- He's heading for it! - That's right!
- To the mansion! - That's right!
Kaede! Kaede! Give me back my sword!
And then, Kaede says...
That woman is a thief who is after my sword!
- Eh?! - Until now, we've done a lot of things together, but...
- You sell it so quickly? - Yes.
- "Why do you do such a thing?!" - There's no such thing, right?
- That's right, and so... - There's no such thing, right?
- It became a scandal, and... - Yes.
- And then... - Yes.
- Kashin-tachi said... - Yes.
- That it's illegal... - Yes.
- That... - They come to the farm, right?
- Yes, they come to the farm and fight... - Kashin-tachi...
- Who are they? - Well...
- Like Maya... - Ah, this is Maya.
- A woman who seems like she'll cut you up nicely... - Like Kawamura?
- That's right! - Can Kawamura cut off your head?
- All of this... - That's right, I thought her movements seemed to be good...
- And so, in the end... - Ah!
- Kaede and Ami fight... - Ah!
- They're chasing each other! - Ah!
- Finally... - It's dangerous!
- That's right... - It's dangerous!
- It's like they're foreigners... - Ah!
- Um, it's like they're about to get killed, and it's like... - Ah!
- It's like they're about to get killed, and it's like... - Ah!
- And so, I'd like to say only this line here, but... - Ah!
- In the end, I will definitely... - "Me-de-to - shi! Me-de-to-shi!"
- It's wrong! - "Me-de-to-shi! Me-de-to-shi!"
- It's wrong! - Ah!
- I'm sorry... - Is it okay?
- This sword has one thing it cannot cut... - Ah!
- Konnyaku... - Wrong!
- It's wrong! - Wrong!
- What is this? - It's not konnyaku!
- It's not konnyaku... - "It's a friend, after all..."
- Ah! - Ah!
- It's a friend, right? - That's right! - I see...
- That's what it is... - Ah...
- I see... - Yes...
- That's a good story. - Yes, it is.
- Is it over? - Yes.
- Come out! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry!
- I'll come back! - I'll come back!
- Please! - And at last,
- At last, - Himura-san, who is kind to Kuroki Hitomi-san's shoulder,
- Suddenly, at the last, - Yes.
- At last, - At last,
- Suddenly, Kuroki-san and I are brought up, - And at last,
- Kuroki-san and I are brought up, - And it's over.
- What is this scene? - What is this scene?
- Who is Himura? - Who is Himura?
- Himura is happy as a child of this house. - Yes.
- Yes. But at last,
- Along with Kaede, let's live together. - Do you still live with Kaede?
- Yes. - Because she is so bad...
- No, but friends are important. - No, but friends are important.
- So we decided to live together. - Yes.
- She is kind. - Yes, she is kind.
- At first, Kuroki-san and Kasumi-san... - Yes, I'm sorry about that.
- That was my ideal. - I see.
- I want you to do it because it's interesting. - I want you to do it, but...
- I hope you don't do it in earnest. - I thought it would be good to do only the trailer.
- I see.
- It's like a compacted trailer. - Yes, it is.
- You can do it, can't you? - Yes, I'd like to do it.
Although it's different from the budget, we'll consider the location of the trailer.
- So you're going to make it light-hearted? - If it's interesting, we'll use it right away.
A hot new project will be discussed!
- Do you have any other ideas or things you'd like to do? - Yes, I do.
- I'm a company employee, and I'd like to work for various companies. - A company job?
- That's a good project. - It is.
- Anything else? - Yes.
- If it's Karin-chan, I'd like to do shogi, and if it's Kitano, I'd like to do strong characters.
- I'd like to create my own characters. - I see.
- Is it okay for a first-generation person to eat it all? - It's okay. I'm going to make it light - hearted.
- You've gained a lot of strength. - Thank you.
- I'd like a second-generation person to talk about various things. - It's hard to connect with a second-generation person.
- Anything else you'd like to do? - I'd like to go on a shoot with a group of 20s.
- 20s? - Next, Maricat, Lottie and I will have a three-person party.
- A party of 20s? - Yes, a party of 20s.
- I'd like to do something that makes me 20 years old. - That's a good idea.
- I wonder if it's bungee jumping. - Isn't that really old-fashioned?
- Isn't that old-fashioned? - Jumping with a touch.
- I found a vine myself. - It's a little stuck in my fingers.
- It's stuck in my feet. - It hurts!
- Anything else you'd like to say? - I might actually say this, so I'd like to say it.
- Like what? - Like what?
- If it's a matching one, we'd like to make a Nogizaka jersey.
- It was made four years ago. - The purple one? - Yeah.
- It's already rotting. - Yeah, it's rotting, so we'd like to make a new jersey.
- Yay! - Yay!
- Because of everyone's sweat and... - Blood, sweat and tears.
- It's soaked in too much that the purple is starting to fade. - It's soaked in too much that the purple is starting to fade.
- We'd like to make a jersey for every citizen. About 15,000 yen per person. - Wow, that's a lot of money!
- But college students all have money. - Yeah, but we'd like to make it.
- So we'd like to go somewhere and say "champion" and choose it from the article. - Yeah, I'd like to see it.
- So we'd like to make a Nogizaka jersey with an old-fashioned American logo. - That'd be cool.
- Yeah, we'd like to do that and make it into an underarmor and say "Yomiuri Giants".
- Why are you calling me "Yomiuri Giants"? - Yomiuri Giants.
- Yomiuri Giants.
- So we'd like to go to Kuchiko-san.
- A Nogizaka jersey development project and a new proposal?
- We'd like to do both and make the jerseys a little cooler.
- We'd like to make our own original jerseys. - Yeah, we all have our own original characters.
- Then we'd like to make our own original characters like Doia-san and Keane-chan.
- At first, it was just a gift like that, but we did it in Kirirand. - Yeah, we did it.
- We'd like it to be like that. - Like Kuchiko - san?
- If you make Nogizaka's Kuchiko-san, it'd be like a burger. - Wow!
- If you make it like a pineapple... - Don't you know Ikta-san, Kuchiko-san?
- No, I don't know her. - Eh?!
- As expected of her. - As expected of her.
- Kuchiko-san? - Fufufuchiko-san?
- Kuchiko-san is too small. - Then let's make Ikta-san Kuchiko-san.
- Kuchiko-san! - Kuchiko-san!
- She won't get caught at all, she'll just be placed there. - Kuchiko-san!
- Don't you know how to place it on the rim of a cup? - Kuchiko-san!
- I heard about it. - Really?! - Eh?!
- Don't you know, Kuchiko-san? - I don't know.
- Can you place it at an angle of a piano? - You can do it, Kuchiko-san.
- It'll get in the way... - Don't push her!
- Well, it's a piano, after all.
- It'll be put like this on the keys. - It's very cute, right?
- This program was brought to you by these sponsors. - I like them all.
- Cute! - Cute!
- Eh, you're saying it seriously! - You're saying it seriously!
Is there such a thing?
Then, let's do it again this year!
Dream Christmas 2015
Next time, the second half of the presentation competition!
With Matsukura's bringing plan, the studio is very excited!
Can I say what I like about woodwork?
Yes!