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White sisters' "Onee-san and Issho"!
[Onee-san and Issho]
In this program, I, Shirai-shimae, will spend time with Onee-san and Isho, who have always wanted to be friends with me, and become friends with me in the end.
Without further ado, let me call our guest Onee- san!
Please come in!
Don't lie!
Do you really think so?
Do you really?
Actually, I don't have many friends...
No!
I don't have many...
There are girls like you who don't have many friends...
There are quite a lot of girls like you...
Yes, there are quite a lot of girls like you...
So, rather than making girls friends, I thought Onee- san and myself could talk about various things...
We haven't even said hello yet!
That's right!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
That's right!
Right?
It's nice to meet you!
And this is my junior, Yushin!
It's nice to meet you!
She's the cutest girl I've met recently...
Ah, no!
You're quite shy...
Is it okay for you to be like this?
Not at all!
You should talk to her properly...
That's right!
We'll talk to you too...
So, I'd like to talk to you in person today...
I'm counting on you!
Thank you!
But, by the way, the real thing is...
Which Onee-san do you want to be friends with?
You'll ask that, won't you?
I will!
There are a lot of them now...
There are!
There are a lot of them like an idiot...
But, Kaga-chan...
Ah!
She's really nice!
I'd say the same about Kaga-chan!
She's really nice!
Is she really nice?
First of all, we've brought you to a pet shop!
Ah!
Wow!
I have a dog...
Ah! Is that so?
So, I'd like to have a dog...
I'd like to have a dog...
Ah! Is that so?
So, I'd like to have a dog...
Have you decided yet?
I'd like to have a Chihuahua...
Ah! It's out!
Eh?
How is it?
How many points do you get for that?
Well...
Chihuahuas like that...
Like that...
They're not...
They're not that popular...
The three of them have come to this pet shop!
Ah! It's so nice!
Let's go inside and feed the dogs!
Look! They're calling you!
Ah! It's so cute!
These kinds of designs...
Ah!
...can attract people who like dogs, right?
That's right!
Ah! I didn't know!
This one is really cute!
Look!
Ah! It's so cute!
It's so cute!
It's coming towards you!
Really?
It's coming towards you!
Can you do me a favor?
Ah! It's so cute!
It's so cute!
Ah! It's so cute!
It's like you!
Ah! It's so cute!
It's so cute!
Which one is it?
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
It's a boy!
Yes! We have great chemistry!
We do too!
Yes!
Please do!
I was trembling when I saw you!
You're so clumsy!
Next, I'm going to hold this Chihuahua...
Ah! It's so cute!
How is it?
It might suit you!
Your eyes look alike!
Are you serious?
But you have Chihuahua's face, right?
Yes!
Your face has Chihuahua's face!
I'm a little angry!
Ah! You're right!
What is it?
Don't show off your cuteness.
Just a little.
In fact, the three of them got along well on the moving bus.
So...
Why don't you tell us about it?
About Gunma.
I'm from Gunma, so I'll stick my eyebrows together.
Then, to commemorate Onen-san's death anniversary,
tell us about your new partner.
I'll do it for my fans.
Say, "Everyone!"
Everyone! Gunmai...
That's good! That's good!
Is it good?
Next, the three of them go to the ramping shop that Boren-san recommends.
There are a lot of places like this, right?
It's sexy.
But is it okay to go to places like this?
I think it's okay.
But it's hard to come here, so it's okay to study here, right?
That's right.
Do you have a lot of these?
No, I don't.
Why?
Do you have a favorite color?
What color?
I don't have a clear color.
I like bright colors.
Bright colors? So you don't like pink?
I don't have a lot of pink.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
What do you like?
Purple?
I like purple better.
You like all colors.
Which do you like, sexy or cute?
Recently, I'm 23 years old, so I want to go sexy.
That's right!
By the way, do you like men in black?
I like it.
I like it, too.
Right?
Do you like simple things?
I like simple things.
It looks good on you.
The color is good, too.
Is that so?
Because...
It's night time.
It's night.
It's night, but you can wear it at night, so it's pretty thin.
No, no, no.
Do you wear gravure or swimsuits?
I don't wear swimsuits.
You look like a pervert old man.
You're doing a lot of gravure.
By the way, which do you like better, this one or that one?
I don't wear pants much, so I think it's this one.
Then, let's go with this one.
This one?
Why do you think like that?
Sometimes it happens like this.
That's right.
I think it's sexy that you don't have it.
You have a sense of humor, but you don't have sexiness.
I don't have it yet.
Right?
If you acquire sexiness with plus alpha, you'll be more like an older woman.
I'm sorry.
I thought you wanted to be an older woman.
So, they got the first underwear of an older woman.
It's beautiful.
I'd like to talk about it in a gluttonous way.
What should we do?
Do you often come to fashionable shops like this?
Rarely.
Not at all.
Really?
You don't go to restaurants, do you?
I don't eat at all.
I like Matsuya.
Matsuya?
I love Matsuya.
You eat a lot, don't you?
I do.
Really? You're thin.
No, no.
If you say that, you'll get full in one bite.
If you say that...
I'll punch you.
No, I'm serious.
I'm serious.
An interview with an older woman.
Let's talk about love right away.
You can't date, can you?
What should you do?
That's right.
Do you have a type of love you like?
A type of love I like?
I do. I do.
What is it?
I like men.
I see.
I like men.
How old are you?
About the same age as me.
If possible, I like older men.
How old do you like older men?
Older men?
Sometimes.
I see.
Do you like people who can play sports?
Do you like people who are intelligent?
Do you like people who have hobbies?
Hobbies?
Hobbies.
What are your hobbies?
I don't have any hobbies.
She's the best.
She's amazing.
I'm often asked that in magazines.
Right?
What are your hobbies?
What are your special skills?
Even if I'm asked that, I can't answer it well.
It's a big incident.
No, it's not a big incident.
I like cooking.
I say "cooking" now.
But it's just normal.
That's right.
It's just normal.
You should make her some hobbies.
I have a friend who raises white-bearded people.
White-bearded people are no good.
But they are girls.
Is that so?
I have a hobby of playing Hebitsunangari.
I'm Tsuchinoko Sara.
How is it?
Are you Tsuchinoko?
I'm Tsuchinoko.
Once again, they talk about love.
Don't you ever want to do it?
- No, I want to do it. - It's almost New Year's Eve.
- I want to do it. - My friends often tell me about it on the timeline.
- They do? - When I see them like that,
- I feel like I'm doing something scary now. - I see.
- When you get together, you talk about it, right? - Yes, we do.
- You know, during Christmas season and in the city, you feel like that, don't you? - I do.
- We do it. - We do?
- When we're on the move or in the bus, we hold hands like this. - I see.
- We say "Happy New Year" and "Thank you" together. - I see.
- I see.
- If you could do it, where would you like to go on a date? - Where would you like to go?
- Huh? Where? Where? - Where would you like to go?
- I'd like to go on a normal trip. - You'd like to go on a trip and where would you like to go?
- You'd like to go abroad? - I'd like to go abroad for my wedding.
- For example? Where? - Where would I like to go? Somewhere with the sea.
- There's a lot of places like that.
- Hawaii. - Hawaii.
- I'd like to go abroad for my wedding.
- I see.
- How old would you like to get married?
- My parents got married when they were about 27 years old.
- Really?
- That age or over 30 years old.
- You'd like to go eat with your loved one.
- Or you'd like to cook?
- I like cooking.
- You'd like to cook for your loved one?
- I'd like to cook for my loved one and cook together.
- You can love anyone.
- But the most important thing now is...
- how you spend your time with your loved one.
- That's right.
- I think it's a precious time for you.
- When you graduate from high school or when you fall in love...
- Then, Shirai-shi tells her worries.
- Don't you have any worries?
- I do.
- You've been like a fortune-teller lately.
- That's right.
- If it was now...
- I'm 23 years old now.
- I'm thinking about how long I should be an idol.
- I see.
- It's about time for me to think about myself.
- In the future.
- If you quit being an idol...
- Do you have something you want to do?
- I'd like to do a few things.
- I like fashion.
- I'd like to work in a magazine.
- I'm interested in acting.
- I like singing, too.
- I'd like to sing and dance.
- You're a bassist now.
- But you could be active in a marathon.
- You could be active in a marathon.
- Do you do that?
- I'm not good at it.
- Who told you that?
- You're not good at it.
- I'm not confident.
- I'm not sure if I can say it.
- I'm always stuck.
- If you don't do it...
- You might be told to do it.
- The staff might be told to do it.
- Some people might want to do it.
- You should be more active.
- I'm not active.
- You're active.
- I think it's a good thing.
- What is it?
- Ayana is here.
- Girls.
- It's fun to talk about girls.
- It's fun.
Nogizaka On Demand!
I'm Banana Man, the host of Nogizaka On Demand.
These are today's studio members.
Nice to meet you.
Your uniform is new, isn't it?
Yes, it's my new uniform.
Oh, it's nice.
It's autumn and winter now.
Your elbow looks good, too.
Now, Shiraishi.
Yes.
You haven't done it yet, have you?
That's right.
Right?
You want to get along with girls. Yes.
Why? But you like girls more than girls' friends?
I'm not the type of person who can share my troubles with others.
So I like girls who can listen to me and give me answers.
You can solve many problems.
But as you get along with girls, they will give you a lot of troubles.
But you don't usually talk about love or underwear, do you?
No, I don't.
Do you go shopping alone? Yes, I do.
Where do you go?
If you say it like that, I'll go there.
No, no.
"Nogizaka monitoring week"!
We're going to have Shiraishi tell us what we don't know about him.
First, information about Matsumura.
Shiraishi is...
What?
He's a pervert.
In "Nogizaka", Ikoma-chan touches other members a lot.
But actually, Mayyan also touches other members a lot.
Ikoma-chan is a person who touches others for a long time.
What do you mean "touch"?
If there's a butt there, you touch it.
Butt, right?
Yes, like that.
But Mayyan's way of touching is also amazing.
From the fingertips...
From the fingertips?
There's a momentum.
A momentum?
It's sudden.
With both hands.
Like this?
It's already a butt.
Do you want to lift it up from below?
I want to say "from below".
So you touch it with your cheek, right?
You touch it like this.
You always do it with your cheek.
It's a sad story.
Not only Matsumura, but also other members also do it like middle-aged men.
They do it with a high tension.
They say "way! Whoo!" and do it with a high tension.
It's terrible.
Is there anyone who does it like this?
Oh, Takaya Matsumura.
We do it together.
You do it?
Together.
We do it together a lot.
You do it together?
She's already a lesbian.
What is it? Do you want to get along with her?
No, no.
What do you mean?
But is there anyone who does it a lot and someone who doesn't?
No, I do it a lot in general.
Do you do it like this?
What surprised me the most was that she touched my chest as we passed by.
It's terrible.
Is there anyone who does it a lot and someone who doesn't?
Kasumi does it no matter who does it.
But only Mayan does it.
I don't think I've ever been touched my butt like Ikoma-chan.
Me?
There are people who find it hard to do it.
Isn't that a testimony of your crime?
I don't touch Ikoma-chan or Mayan-chan.
There is an atmosphere like that.
It's like a sexual organ that shouldn't be touched.
There is a sexual organ like that.
There is a mysterious veil for bad girls.
Who is the most bad girl?
Machun.
Recently, Machun's armpits are very soft.
His armpits are very soft.
What are you doing now?
It's like a baby.
Ikoma's idea is probably his uncle's idea.
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I don't like being touched my butt like Ikoma- chan.
Do you like anything?
I like anyone.
Are you the type of person who is more excited about breaking the rules?
Next, what is the information Ikoma-chan knows about Ikoma-chan?
She is good at impersonating.
I think I'm pretty good at impersonating.
As an entertainer, I like Bobby and Kumi Koda.
You like Bobby, don't you?
You do it unexpectedly.
I don't think so, but you do it.
I'm good at it.
And I often imitate Kazumin when we're together.
Who do you think is the best entertainer? Bobby?
Bobby is an entertainer.
Bobby, are you ready?
I'm sure Bobby is doing it a lot.
Three, two, one, go ahead.
I'm an entertainer.
You're good at it.
Kazumin does it and Mayan does it.
I've done it before.
Can we do it again?
Let's imitate Takayama's imitation.
Ready, go ahead.
I'm Kazumi Takayama from Chiba Prefecture.
I'm an American working in Nogizaka.
You're good at it.
Can you do it again with Bobby?
Takayama and Bobby's collaboration imitation is...
Do it again.
Wait a minute. It's difficult.
Ready, go ahead.
Wait a minute.
Mayan is laughing.
Takayama is like a fool.
I've done it many times.
It's difficult to imitate Bobby.
We received an imitation from a viewer.
Yukiie Nakama's imitation is of high quality.
Is it Yankumi?
Yes, it's Yankumi.
Yukiie Nakama's imitation is...
Yukiie Nakama, go ahead.
I'll do it.
I'm your staff, Yang Kumi.
But it's similar.
Wait, wait, it's a little different.
It's a little different.
I can't have a conversation with you.
Eh, you're the staff?
Will the imitation collaboration go well?
I'm your staff, Yang Kumi.
Aren't you my staff?
No, I'm your staff.
Will it go well?
So, we talked about imitation.
There are other members who are good at imitation.
Wadamaya.
Wadamaya is good at imitating members of Nogizaka during a live show.
Yes, during a live show...
First, Nakada Kana's dance imitation.
I'll do it.
What?
I know what you're doing.
What?
I know what you're doing.
Is your waist the point?
I'll do a big wave and move my waist a lot.
And I'll grip the microphone a lot and do it with my mouth.
I know, I know.
I'll do it like that.
Next, Hashimoto's imitation during a live show is...
I don't look forward that much.
I look down and...
I know!
I put a lot of strength here.
Where?
Here?
Around your nose?
Normally, everyone...
I walk normally and come back normally.
Hashimoto is...
Next, Wadamaya's impersonation of Ejiki is...
Wakatsuki.
For example, if there is a lyric that says "painful",
I close my own neck.
You don't have such a choreography, do you?
I don't, but where I sing is free.
I think you can hear it best when I hit a ball with a mannequin in a school uniform and sing metal sound.
I really hit a ball and sing.
You don't do that?
I'm free, so I'm free.
Along with the lyrics.
From now on, for the society that has never eaten lunch before,
the members will introduce their favorite lunches.
First of all, what is Fukumoto's favorite lunch?
Sauce noodles and yakisoba.
Also, it's only in Shizuoka, but there is something called "sakura rice".
Sakura rice?
Sakura rice is a soy sauce-based rice.
What is "sakura"?
I don't know what "sakura" is, but...
The color is...
The color is soy sauce.
It's soy sauce rice!
But it's delicious.
I don't know if it's soy sauce or sake-based, but...
It doesn't have any ingredients in it, does it?
No, it doesn't.
What?
It doesn't have anything like "sakura" in it, does it?
No, it doesn't.
What?
But if it does, everyone will say, "Hey, did you eat "sakura" today?"
No, no, no.
Not one person will say, "Teacher, what is 'sakura'?"
Why don't you say it?
Next, what is Wadamaaya's favorite lunch?
Rice?
What do you mean?
Well, I mean...
What's wrong? You sound like a foreigner.
Rice...
You had a lot of time to think about it, didn't you?
Well, I did, but...
I mean, without rice...
Instead of just eating side dishes...
It's better to eat side dishes with rice.
I know what you mean!
What kind of food are you talking about?
Everyone eats it every day!
I know!
I know! I know what you mean!
She knows it very well!
What did you eat for side dishes?
Fish?
I mean, it goes well with rice.
I know!
We ate fish and rice, didn't we?
We are seniors!
No, we are talking about lunch!
It goes well with rice!
What is Yoshino's favorite lunch?
I really don't like it.
But it's been fixed recently.
When we get a new lunch box every month,
everyone asks me for it.
Everyone takes it away for me.
And I eat what's left of it.
It goes well with rice!
I didn't like it very much.
Wasn't there anything you liked among them?
No, there wasn't.
Like dried sweet potatoes or something like that.
She's in the middle of a war!
What's wrong with you?
She ate dried sweet potatoes!
You like bread, don't you?
I don't eat other vegetables,
but I'm sorry I can't give you only bread.
So, I gave you all of it.
What?
That's not good!
You didn't have to take it away from me!
But when I was eating dried sweet potatoes,
I got it back as usual.
Dried sweet potatoes!
She kept eating dried sweet potatoes!
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