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Here is a woman who says this.
I don't believe in hypnosis.
I will never be hypnotized.
A woman who will never be hypnotized.
A member of the current idol Nogizaka 46, 18 years old.
I often watch TV programs that hypnotize people.
I've been wondering if it's true.
I think everyone is pretending to be hypnotized.
Hypnosis is all about doing it, isn't it?
On the other hand, a man who says this.
If I get it, I can easily hypnotize people.
A man who will definitely hypnotize people.
Hypnosis entertainer Jumon Experimental Festival, which is rare in Japan, says so.
A question arose here.
An idol who will never be hypnotized.
A hypnotist who will definitely be hypnotized.
What will happen when they meet?
The battle of the century is about to begin!
Before the battle of the century, it's performance time by Jumonji geniuses!
What's that?
To see Jumonji's ability, we have prepared
Nogizaka Ichi, Saito Chiharu, and Watanabe Mayu.
These two are going to be the first ones to try it.
Let's do it.
Just keep looking at my fingers.
It's going to take a while.
Yes, just keep looking at my fingers and my head will go blank.
I'm going to connect with your upper eyelid and close it.
Wow! Really?
Yes, I'm going to close it more and more.
It's going to feel really good.
Just keep looking at my fingers and I'm going to connect with your upper eyelid.
Yes, I'm going to close it more and more.
Just keep looking at my fingers and I'm going to connect with your upper eyelid.
It's going to feel really good.
When I count three, you'll wake up feeling good.
When you wake up feeling good, you'll see Icta's face and Icta's nose are very interesting.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
What is it?
You just have to hide your nose.
Hey, look at me!
You're having fun, aren't you?
This is so much fun!
You're not laughing anymore.
No way!
That's enough of fun.
Now, let's get down to business.
Let me explain the rules of the game.
You have three minutes.
If you can hypnotize someone, you win the game.
If you can't hypnotize someone, you win.
An idol who can never be hypnotized and a hypnotist who can never be hypnotized.
The strongest battle begins now!
Ok, Ikta-san.
It's your turn now.
You have three minutes, right?
I've been watching you, so I don't think I can hypnotize you.
On the contrary?
I've been watching you objectively.
Let's do it.
Watch me.
That's right.
Keep your fingers pointed at me.
Keep your eyes closed.
Keep your head down.
3, 2, 1.
What is this?
Victory or defeat.
From now on, please watch carefully how Saimin will do it.
If I count to three, my head will freeze.
What does it mean?
You love both of them.
You can't choose one of them.
You love both of them.
You are lost in your heart.
But you love yourself who is lost in front of your loved ones.
If I count to three, my head will freeze.
What does it mean?
You love both of them.
Thank you.
Um...
Ah, it's hot.
Huh?
You know it's strange, right?
I don't know, but I'm addicted to it.
It's close, it's close, it's close.
It hurts.
You like fetching?
I can't choose.
You can't choose?
Look.
I'll bet on this one, too.
You're good.
I'll put some jelly on you.
Look.
You look lonely.
You look like you're drunk.
The next criminal is...
You are...
Himura-san's face is really funny.
Yes, you are the funniest.
When I see your face, I can't help but laugh.
When I count to three, it will definitely be like that.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
You are funny.
You don't have to say that face three times in a row.
You are funny as usual.
What's wrong?
Ten times, fifty times, one hundred times, one thousand times, one hundred million times...
One hundred million?
When I count to three, it will definitely be like that.
You are funny as usual.
You don't have to say that face three times in a row.
When I count to three, it will definitely be like that.
Ten times, fifty times, one hundred times, one thousand times...
Himura-san, you are really funny.
You are funny.
Next is...
When you remove the tape from the hole, you can see the members naked.
The hole of the tape...
Yes, when you go through the core of the tape, you can see both of them completely naked.
They are not wearing anything.
One, two, three.
Really?
Stop it!
It's embarrassing!
Next, Saimin who is naked in her own clothes.
When you wake up, you are naked in your own clothes.
You are not wearing anything.
You are embarrassed and can't stand it.
You are not wearing anything.
When you wake up, you are naked in your own clothes.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
Why are you wearing like that?
I can't stand it.
Maya! Maya!
Maya!
Wait!
Somebody!
Mom!
It's gross!
Wait a minute!
Don't look at me!
Himura-san is here.
My butt!
Nogizaka, under construction!
Today's studio members are...
Nice to meet you!
Every time, we give each member a spot.
This time, it's Ikuta!
He doesn't have hypnosis.
It's impossible for him to get hypnotized.
20 seconds.
That's impressive.
You're so close, but you're shaking it yourself.
I wanted to do my best, but...
I fell when I realized it.
I'm like you.
We've worked together many times.
Himura-san was doing hypnosis in the next room.
I was like, "Is this right?"
I looked at Himura-san's room and she was facing the wall.
It's like "Biohazard".
You said your nose is interesting.
Can you see it?
It's just Ikuta's nose.
I know, I know.
You laughed at my picture.
It's hard for you to understand.
I think you're laughing because you can't draw.
No, I'm not.
You're right.
You should do it yourself.
You're hypnotized now, right?
Yes.
Here we go.
You made a weird face.
I didn't!
You laughed when you made a weird face.
I didn't!
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I'm sorry. Can you turn off the light?
Maya!
Thank you.
We're monitoring Nogizaka!
In this segment, members, staff and viewers will tell us things about Ikuta we don't know about him.
First, information about Matsumura Sayuri!
Ikuta asked too many questions about dinner and learned that the staff didn't like him and made him ask other members.
What is this, Matsumura?
When I have work every day, I ask him about it every day.
In the morning and in the afternoon.
It's annoying for the staff.
Don't you usually know what time to eat?
For example, let's say it's 8 o'clock in the morning.
If there is breakfast at the site, I will eat at home.
Did you contact him before going to the site?
Yes, I did.
Did you ask him if there was breakfast?
I asked him if there was breakfast the night before.
Did you ask him if there was breakfast before going to the site?
Did you ask him if there was breakfast?
Did you go to the site?
Did you eat breakfast?
Did you work?
How about the next day?
The next day?
I went to the site as soon as I ate breakfast.
After breakfast...
I went to the site at around noon.
Do you know anything about food?
Do you know anything about the site?
What is this?
The next question is from Saito Asuka.
Do you do strange stretches?
What is it?
Before singing programs and live performances...
I always do some stretches.
It's really strange.
Strange?
Strange.
But you have to listen carefully.
If you don't do it every time, you won't be able to speak properly.
Is it okay?
How many stretches are there?
First, up.
Next, forward.
Next, sideways.
Forward.
Then...
Lastly...
That's it.
Basically, you do it three times.
Did you learn it?
At school, before singing class, we always do it.
Why don't you do it together?
You don't want to teach them, do you?
I want to do it with them, too.
But they just laugh at me.
They don't follow me.
Then, let's do it together!
Next, sideways.
Then...
Next, forward.
Next, breathe in and out while turning it around like this.
Next, information from viewers.
Nickname "canal".
I was doing "Iku-chan Beam" on a radio show.
I want to watch "Iku-chan Beam" on TV as well.
Is it okay?
It's my first time.
Alright!
Here we go!
"Iku-chan Beam"!
Everyone, please do it warmly.
Everyone is told to do it, right?
It's definitely said, right?
Do it with all your strength.
But we don't have time and we don't do it with all our strength.
Shiraichi, how much do you do it?
Excuse me, can you give me a beam?
Mayarin!
Thank you very much!
I do it pretty well.
Do you do it properly?
Do you do it?
Can you give me a beam?
Here we go, "Nanatan Beam"!
The beam hasn't come out yet!
Wow!
Sometimes I'm in a handshake meeting and I'm asked, "Can I do a beam?"
What are you doing?
I say, "Can you do a beam for me?"
Wow!
And when that person comes over here, Himura-san says, "Can I do a beam for you?"
Why, you idiot!
I may have said it before, but when I do it like this, Himura-san does it with all her strength and says, "That's not relevant!"
Why? Why are you doing it like that?
Yes, it's really a beam!
He said it!
It doesn't matter!
Come on, baby, can you do it with all your might?
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter at all!
Why?
I don't like it anymore!
It's amazing!
Can you do something like a tojiro?
But if it's a Himetan beam...
Oh, I'm sorry, it's Himetan's weapon...
Oh, you won't do it?
I won't do it...
You won't do it...
But that guy...
Oh, I'm sorry, do the beam!
Do the beam!
Oh, I'm sorry, it's Himetan's technique...
Do the beam!
Oh, I'm sorry, it's Himetan's technique...
Isn't there such a thing?
Isn't there?
"Pan", can you say "pan"?
Oh, yes, there is!
Oh, I knew it!
Can you say "pan"?
Pan, thank you!
What? What's that?
But you said "pan" here!
And now...
Second generation vs. First generation
A match between the best and worst?
Nikisei digging up!
(Nikisei digging up)
In this corner, we will dig up Nikisei.
Nikisei digging up.
Dig up? Dig up?
Dig up, you bastard!
You are digging up now.
Thank you for digging up.
And this time, the person who will dig up is...
Watanabe Miria!
Thank you for having me.
Please tell us about you, Watanabe Miria.
Watanabe Miria is digging.
She is flexible.
Her specialty is bridging.
What is bridging?
She can walk while standing up.
She can dance while bridging.
She can walk while bridging.
We don't need two people with the same specialty in the same group.
Let's decide it here today.
Who has been doing it since she was three years old?
Maaya has been doing it.
Even if she hasn't done anything, Maaya is flexible.
That's amazing.
It's faster for you to show us.
First of all, she will pick up her specialty, bridging, from Watanabe Miria.
That's amazing.
You can do it.
Maaya, will you do it?
Maaya, can you do it?
Be careful not to fall from your brain.
Are you okay?
And?
She did it!
Maaya is amazing.
Can you walk?
I can't walk.
You can walk.
She said she can't walk.
Can you walk?
I can walk.
She said she can't walk.
If you say it like that, let's see it.
I'll do it.
Can you walk?
Wait, which one is it?
Be careful.
Can you walk?
She can't walk!
Maybe it's because she's nervous.
Maybe she's nervous.
She wasn't feeling well today.
She's the most problematic one today.
Do you have anything else?
Yes, I do.
An appetizer stick.
An appetizer stick...
How many did you eat?
I think it's two this time.
But...
I'm so hungry that I can fight it.
What kind of record do you have?
I can eat it forever.
For example, did you eat anything?
Today I ate a steak set meal.
I was hungry and ordered a pasta.
Then I ordered a dessert and ate it.
You can't win.
I can win.
Have you been eating lately?
I've been dieting lately and I don't think I'll eat anything from tomorrow.
Today I ate three lunch boxes.
You won't eat anything from tomorrow?
I won't eat anything from tomorrow.
Are you kidding me?
I won't eat anything.
Are you confident you can win?
I'm very confident.
Really?
I think I'll win for sure.
I really don't eat.
You have straight eyes.
I really don't eat.
For example, you can't eat 10 rotating sushi.
How much do you think you can eat?
I think I can eat 30 plates.
I think you can eat 30 plates.
Really?
Natsumura, can you eat?
I can eat.
I can eat 50 plates by myself.
You're amazing.
You're a giant white fish.
You're a giant Matsumura.
You look like you can lose.
No, I won't lose.
You eat sushi, too.
What?
You eat sushi, too.
How many plates of sushi have you eaten?
It's the best.
The 12th single has been decided.
"nogizaka 46 second year birthday live" will be released on June 17th!
Limited edition and regular edition will be released on DVD and Blu-ray.
And...
The 12th single will be released on July 22nd!
And...
We'll do it again this year!
"Midsummer National Tour 2015"!
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Who will be chosen for center position?