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Kano Eiko's Reaction Class!
Kano Eiko's Reaction Class starts now!
Every time we have a variety show, we invite guests who want to do better reactions.
We have a guest who cares about voice and variety.
Akimoto Manatsu-chan of Nogizaka46!
Hello!
Okay, stop.
Huh? What is it?
Akimoto-san, what did you come here to learn today?
If you look here, it says "reaction".
That's right.
Now you're in the wrong position.
Is there a reaction already?
For example...
Let's do it like this.
Can you say, "Today's guest is Kano Eiko-san"?
Okay, today's guest is Kano Eiko-san!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this place?!
This is too much!
Like this...
This is where it starts!
I don't think Kano-san is in charge of reactions...
Wait a minute!
When it comes to reactions, we do have Jetsuro Negawa-san.
But it's too early for me to call you "Master".
Oh, is that so?
First, you have to remember Iroha as I said, and then I'll ask you for a favor.
Oh, I understand.
Now, let's have some fun!
Start!
Endure! Question! Assist! Massage!
Have you ever done this before?
No, I haven't.
This is a classic punishment game.
It's very easy to get reactions.
Painful facial expressions.
Voice volume.
Painful voice...
Word?
Just "painful" and "painful" are enough to get people's reactions.
Especially many of you are from Izakaya 46, right?
Yes.
Even if you all do it, the best thing you'll get is a good reaction.
Yes.
You don't write it down at all, but...
Is there anything important?
Yes, there is!
Everything is important!
I often see this question on TV.
I always think, "Doesn't it really hurt?"
You're good at pretending.
"That kind of thing" is important.
Give me that kind of thing.
Let's get started, Akimo-san.
Yes.
Sensei, let's get started.
She's already doing it.
Oh, is that so?
She's already done it many times.
Akimo Sensei, let's get started.
Slowly...
Your legs are soft.
Really?
Oh!
Ah!
Wait a minute!
Your face...
I'm really don't like this!
That's alright.
Open your eyes.
I really don't like this.
Okay then...
The head.
Heads don't feel good, right?
Nice!
I don't like it!
Well, I think you've already done it, but...
So?
Isn't it?
This is the most frustrating and disappointing event of my life.
Right?
It was pretty good, wasn't it?
But you know, Sensei, I've been working out a little lately and my body's gotten better.
If you're feeling better, it might not hurt.
So it might not hurt, but I'm sorry about that.
No problem.
Well, let's get started.
Yes, please.
Oh, but it really feels good.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Sensei! Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Stand up! Stand up!
Sensei, you have a back injury!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Stop your fingers!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Ouch!
I thought you'd be able to take your feet off!
What was the key point of your reaction?
Of course, pain and facial expressions are important,
but the most important thing here is that you fall from a high place.
Oh, I see. You fell pretty early on, didn't you?
Yes, and you almost fell, didn't you?
I almost fell.
I wanted you to knock me down.
What?!
You knocked me down and then "bang" and it was a big success, didn't you?
Is it that important?
Yes, yes, reaction is important for "happenings" as well.
Oh, is that so? I'm curious about it.
However, you can knock me down, but you can't break me, right?
Oh, you're barely there, aren't you?
Yes!
Oh, you're barely there, aren't you?
Cooperate! Rubber band!
Now, this is something that any talent can do.
Not only actresses, but even current idols can do this.
And the point of this is...
Well, you two are doing it, but it's about your trust relationship.
And it's also important to make a joke until the rubber band comes.
What kind of joke is that?
There are infinite of them.
Are there infinite of them?
Rubber bands are infinite.
Which one of you will do it?
I haven't done it yet, so first you do it and I'll hold it.
I got it.
This is a real example, so don't talk about it.
First, let's see how much it will stretch.
Seriously, don't talk about it.
This is not a joke, right?
It's really not a joke.
Seriously, let's see how much it will stretch.
For now, yes.
Like this?
No, it's not enough.
I'm sorry!
Hey!
I'm sorry, my hand slipped.
There's still more!
I'm sorry.
And this...
It's really painful.
Really?
You're an idol, you should take care of your face. Are you okay?
But I don't really take care of my face, so it's not a big deal.
Take care of it.
Let's do it one by one.
Okay.
One, two, three.
Oh, I see. Can you teach me up to that point?
Yes.
Now, it's Akimoto's first ever rubber patch rehearsal.
Let's do it.
I'll pull you up.
Okay.
I'll pull you all the way up.
Hey!
What are you doing?
Something got stuck.
Pull yourself together.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were doing it.
First of all, let's see how much it stretches.
It's really fluffy.
You can still do it, right?
This is about it.
It's your first ever rubber patch rehearsal.
How do you feel about it?
What are you doing?!
Oh, I'm sorry.
You asked me a question, so I'll answer it for you.
Oh, you want me to answer it?
You want me to answer it?!
That's right.
Let's do it one more time.
Yes, that's it.
Let's do it.
Now, it's your first ever rubber patch rehearsal.
Here we go.
Five!
Four!
Three!
Ouch!
What?
Seriously, you hit me in the face.
What?
It's bad, isn't it?
It's bad!
How do you feel about your first rubber punishment?
Just now, I thought Kano-san was exaggerating, but it really hurt.
You're amazing, Ran. You do it over and over again.
The final test, Russian Wasabi Sushi!
Now, I will challenge this one.
Yes.
Russian Wasabi Sushi.
It looks delicious!
Lastly, you will have a battle with me.
In variety shows, if you have it and you want it, a laughing god will come down for you.
He will come down for you.
A laughing god will come down for me?
He will come down for you, so...
Let's train our luck.
Yes.
Then, you will eat the wasabi and give me the best reaction.
Is there a way to train your luck?
Being loved by God.
Please use all of the things I have taught you so far.
Give me soy sauce.
What is "give me soy sauce"?
That's all I wrote.
You can choose first.
Can I?
What should I do?
Do you like sushi?
I love sushi.
That's good.
Then, I will go with this one.
This one?
Yes.
Then, I will go with this one.
I will say it now.
Let's see who has it.
I will say it now.
Let's see who has it.
One, two...
hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
hmm hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
hmm hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
hmm
(clap)
It wasn't fixed for a long time.
Ahh...
Kano-san didn't have one?
No, but...
Taisha had one.
Ah, really?
Kano-san, does that mean you've surpassed her?
Well, not surpassed her...
We're in line, aren't we?
We're in line?
We're in line right away.
Oh no, but...
I ate it.
A bug bit me.
Seriously.
Seriously, say it.
What bit you?
A bug.
That has nothing to do with it, right?
Yes.
And with that, Kakiho-san is Kano Eiko's official reaction idol.
Oh, really?
Riadol.
Oh, Riadol!
Thank you very much.
Do your best.
And with that...
Yes!
That was Kano Eiko's reaction class.
Look forward to our next episode!
Bye-bye!
Thank you! We love you!
Tonight, we, Bananaman, and these members will be your hosts.
Thank you for having us!
And for tonight's show, we're going to dig deeper into each and every one of you.
Tonight, it's Akimoto.
Yes!
What's up with you?
Akimoto, you've narrowed it down to this kind of show.
That's right!
Because this show is about doing what you want to do...
That's right!
...and doing what you want to do.
So in the future, you'll be doing more shows like this?
I've always wanted to do this kind of show.
And this time, I was really happy that Kano-san accepted me as Riadol.
I'm happy!
Does Kano accept people like that in the industry?
I don't have that kind of power.
Oh, you don't?
I don't have that kind of power.
It's like a god falling down.
That's right!
Is there anything you want to do?
I want to do something similar to Akimoto-san.
A one-off.
A one-off reaction.
I've been saying this since high school, even before joining Nogizaka.
I like eating bananas.
And you know how gorillas and monkeys like bananas, right?
Well, I like all of them.
And compared to gorillas and monkeys in that area, I can definitely eat them.
That's impossible!
I've been saying this since high school, even before joining Nogizaka.
What do you mean?
Do you mean the speed of eating one banana?
Or do you mean the amount of bananas you eat?
We always eat them side by side.
That's impossible!
And I keep telling my friends that if I join the entertainment industry, I'll definitely do it.
That's why you joined Nogizaka!
You want to do it, don't you?
I want to do it!
I think Kimura-san is better than you.
I don't think I can beat you.
I'll eat it gently.
No, if you can't beat me, you can't beat gorillas!
Or...
I can get pranked and get reactions.
- I see. - It's easy to deceive me.
- Then let's prank you next time. - You're right!
- But I'm a little interested. - Yeah.
"No, I don't want to do it" and get points.
- No, I don't want to do it. - "Stop it, Shitaro - san!"
- It's easy for you to say. - Please stop it!
- I don't know. Let's do it. - What? No, I really can't do that.
- You can't? - I'm a teenager and I can't do that.
- Then let's not do it. - What?
- You can't? - You can't?
- Then let's continue, Himura-san. - Let's do it!
The members were watching!
- Then, Akimoto. - It's Akimoto.
The members were watching and got various information.
- Information. - Yes.
First of all, information from Sayuri Matsumura.
She's a bare-faced alien.
Hey, wait a minute!
What's going on here?
Sayuri Matsumura told me about it.
Wait a minute, are you paying for the members?
Let's ask her. We don't know.
Let's ask her. What's going on?
Sayuri Matsumura, what's going on?
Sayuri Matsumura's eyebrows are very thin.
Her own eyebrows.
It's very thin.
She's wearing makeup now.
But when she's bare-faced, she doesn't have eyebrows.
So she looks like an alien.
I'm curious.
What do you mean "alien"?
She has big eyes.
She looks like an alien.
But she does have a big head and a big body.
That's true!
The word "alien" sounds similar.
That's true!
I'm often told that I'm still bare-faced.
But you have eyebrows.
And eye makeup.
Are you wearing this big contact lens?
It's all black.
Why are you wearing it for work?
So you don't look like an alien.
You're a cute idol.
It's gross, isn't it?
When you say "adios" in the morning,
only your eyes are bare-faced.
Only your eyes are bare-faced.
So it's not about cute or not cute. Cute is cute.
It's probably cute.
Yes, cute is cute.
You're not saying it's a lie, are you?
You're saying it's alien's logic.
Are aliens cute?
They're cute!
Big heads and small bodies are cute.
Big heads are not cute at first.
Even babies have big heads.
They're not babies!
They're not babies?
They're not!
They're not babies!
They're not babies.
Big heads and small bodies are cute.
That's what it is.
Big heads and small bodies are cute?
Are you really human?
You're cute.
I'm...
You're cute alien.
I'm not an alien.
Then what are you?
I'm a human.
But you're all aliens.
From the alien's perspective, what would you say?
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Only one person.
It's really short.
Aliens!
Yes, aliens!
Next, she fell down from an angle of her feet.
Are you relieved to have your head pushed down?
Recently, people have been playing with me with the idea that I have a big head.
It seems that there are more opportunities for people to touch my head.
Everyone touches it. I also touch it.
How do you touch it?
From behind.
Is there someone behind you?
There is a desk at school or something like that.
Everyone tends to touch it like this.
I say "take care of yourself" and touch it like this.
Recently, I don't know if it makes me happy or uncomfortable, but it makes me feel secure.
It makes you feel secure?
Yes.
If you have a hand here, you will feel very secure.
If you are wrapped up, your head...
Does everyone touch it so softly?
Some people touch it hard.
Misa has a very strong face.
Like this.
Do it a little.
It's like a skeletal force.
Like this.
No, no, no!
Reaction! Reaction!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Face forward! Face forward!
No, no, no!
While doing it like this, we take pictures of our painful faces together.
But if you touch it anyway, it's better if you put it in like that.
Yes, it is.
It makes you look like a little girl.
Does it really work?
Well, unless you are an expert, it won't work, right?
That doesn't make sense, does it?
Next is information from Fukunaga!
Riha's outfit.
What is it?
Is everyone wearing lessons?
Yes!
What kind of sweatshirts and T-shirts do you wear for lessons?
Like that?
Yes!
Only one of you is wearing short shorts.
And Tsuri is usually present.
This is also from various other members.
Shiraishi is also like this.
It really happened!
Eh?
That's true?
Yes.
Why? Why?
When the new song was first revealed on TV in full size,
we were told to bring lessons and shoes in advance.
But only one of you was wearing really short shorts.
Before that, it was really scary.
It was scary!
She was wearing a see-through outfit like "You can't dance, can you?"
And she said it herself.
Ah, that's what happened!
Well, Kawamura Mahiro-chan...
Mahiro is very kind and rarely gets angry.
But Mahiro was pretty serious and angry.
She was like "What are you doing?!"
Why are you getting so angry?!
"Why are you getting so angry?!" "Why are you getting so angry?!"
Why are you getting so angry?!
She's like that.
She's good at dancing and she likes it.
Oh, I see. She's been dancing for a long time.
She's like "No way!"
Was it like that?
No way!
What do you mean, 'no way'?
We got some information from our members.
For those of you who are watching TV, if you have anything you'd like to say about the event or other media, please send it to us.
Karaoke
Humanity's shock ecology
We'd like to hear about at least five things about our members!
So, this time, it's Junna Ito.
Nice to meet you.
She's a member we haven't chosen much.
But why is she angry this time?
I'm scared.
It's a harmonious atmosphere.
I was scared because you came all the way here.
Until now, we haven't had a chance to get involved with you.
So we'd like to take this opportunity to ask you a lot of questions.
You're quite colorful.
How old are you now?
I'm 16 years old.
What's up with you guys?
Young girls are more sexy and colorful.
What do you mean?
Hinachima is young, but she's colorful.
She's sexy.
Kaomura said it.
I'm not sexy.
I'm sexy.
I'm sorry, but both of you are popular.
Now, let's go.
5 things you want to ask Ito Junna.
Things you absolutely don't want to do are...
Entering a haunted house alone.
What's your school nickname?
Age discrimination.
What's the biggest mistake you've made since joining Nogizaka?
Waking up during meeting hours.
First of all, things you absolutely don't want to do are...
Entering a haunted house alone.
Yes.
What do you not like?
If it's just the two of us, it's fine.
But I don't like doing things alone.
So...
Can't you eat alone or go to karaoke alone?
That's right.
And shopping alone...
Shopping alone.
I get lonely.
You don't want to go because you don't like being alone?
I don't like being alone.
Not because you're scared?
No, I can stand it.
And I want to touch someone.
My hands are shaking when I'm alone.
That's what makes me lonely.
Even if it's an old man you don't know at all, will you be okay in a haunted house with that old man?
Well, rather than alone...
If it's an old man you don't know at all in a haunted house, it's almost like a ghost.
I think it's pretty scary to go to a haunted house with an old man you don't know.
Is a haunted house no good?
It's no good.
A haunted spot is better.
No, it's the same.
Like a tunnel.
But if you go to such a place, you'll be able to see it.
What are you talking about?
Is it no good to go to a haunted house with an old man?
It's really no good for me.
You can go to a haunted house with a snake or a frog.
You know a lot about medicine.
I think it's really better not to go to a haunted house with an old man.
Why?
You'll follow you and bring you with you.
There are a lot of haunted houses in my hometown.
Huh? A haunted house?
Who said that?
It's my first time hearing it.
A haunted house, a haunted house.
Oh, you mean a haunted house, a haunted house.
A haunted house?
You know, there used to be a haunted tunnel in Takayama.
But now it's all lights.
There are a lot of haunted spots and haunted spots.
The haunted spot that is said to be the worst is really bad.
If you go there, you'll die.
Oh.
In a haunted spot?
Did you go to a haunted spot?
No, it's kind of suspicious.
You'll die on your way back from a haunted spot.
Wow!
What are you doing?
You scared me.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Horror and Betrayal of Love?
What else did you do after joining Norikoka?
You woke up during meeting hours.
No, I didn't.
You must have been impatient. When did you wake up?
I joined Norikoka about half a year ago.
Hori, Hinako Kitano and I were staying overnight.
Did you three do it together?
We did.
But I joined Norikoka about half a year ago, so I thought it was over.
Didn't anyone wake you up?
Did you three do it together?
I woke up about five seconds earlier than you all.
I didn't know you were talking about that.
I'm not the first one to wake up.
No, you did.
That's the worst excuse you can come up with.
But we all woke up about the same time.
Why didn't you hear the alarm?
I think it was the manager's phone call.
We all ran in half-naked.
We said sorry in a loud voice and got in the car.
Did you all wait for it?
Without leaving?
That's the worst.
Did you get scolded by anyone?
No, we didn't get scolded.
Do you all meet up once or twice when you're late?
You don't come to Hashimoto's, do you?
No, we don't.
Who comes late and doesn't wake up?
I don't wake up if you don't wake me up.
But you don't be late?
I'm the type of person who recovers until I go to the site.
The car in front of me works hard for me.
The car in front of you works hard for you?
Do you come in late? Do you come in late for meeting hours?
I don't come in late for meeting hours.
I don't come in late for meeting hours,
but I come in a little late for getting in the car that's coming to my house.
You're out.
Here we go, Nana-san.
Whee!
Is Ifta going to control everyone?