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Yay! Nanase Maru and Yukai's friends!
Yay!
This show is about me, Nanase Nishi, who loves animals,
actually seeing and touching them and learning about their true nature.
Since I'm alone this time, I called my partner.
This person! Untouchable's Shibata-san!
Yay!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
I'm grateful.
This is Nishino-san's first time hosting a show.
She loves animals, too.
That's right.
She'll learn a lot today.
Shibata's enthusiasm is huge.
In this show, Nishino and her guests will meet various animals
and build up their own sense of animals based on their personal experiences.
The first animal they'll meet is an alpaca with fluffy fur.
Raising their favorite plants, they'll do a "touching" challenge!
Yes, but there is a species like this.
It comes on its own.
It doesn't matter if you raise it or not.
It's like its own meal.
It's so cute!
It might be breakfast.
I'm hungry now.
It's a little like...
I usually think alpacas are cute,
but when you look at it closely, it's like a documentary.
You know what I mean, right?
It's so fluffy.
It's my first time touching it.
Oh, really?
Alpacas have teeth only at the bottom of their mouth.
Oh, they don't have any up there.
Up there, their teeth are very hard.
Oh, really?
That's why they're crushed.
They're crushed by grass.
Oh, I see.
Instead of teeth, their teeth became hard.
But teeth...
Alpaca poop is around here.
Next, they'll move to an African elephant's space.
Here, they'll raise their meal and interact with a large elephant.
Okay, then...
How do you take it out?
Oh, you take it out with your nose.
Oh, nose, nose, nose.
It's so cute!
It's amazing!
Oh!
It's amazing!
It's a hand, isn't it?
It's a hand.
You can eat it like this.
The nose is amazing.
It's fun to hold it like this.
It's so cute!
When you're close like this, you can learn a lot.
It's so cute!
You can see only the nose of the animal.
Right?
Next, they'll raise it to an African elephant with this soft cloth.
What kind of reaction will the African elephant show?
I'll give you some tips.
Nose, nose...
Oh, it's heavy.
It's heavy.
It'll definitely collapse.
Oh, it's sniffing. It's sniffing the smell.
This way, this way, this way.
Oh, it's amazing!
Wait, wait.
It's amazing!
It didn't collapse at all.
It's so cute!
Really!
It's so cute!
While you're holding it, you're sucking it, right?
I'm sucking it.
Okay, suck it.
While you're sucking it, you're picking it up.
Wow!
I'm surprised!
It's very attractive.
I brought something like this.
Is it pasta?
Yes, it is.
Is it possible to eat such a thin pasta like this?
No, it's not possible.
It's really pasta.
The next dish is a thin pasta which is only 1.6 mm thick.
What will the African elephant do?
Do you want me to do it for a while?
I think you are sleepy.
He is sniffing.
He is trying to catch it.
Wait a minute.
He is catching it.
You are very clever.
There is still some pasta left.
He is sniffing and catching it.
He is trying to eat it.
Don't eat it.
Mr. Elephant is trying to eat only one pasta left.
What did Nishino see?
What is that?
What is that, Mr. Elephant?
It's interesting.
It's a dinosaur.
It's very interesting.
You like it very much, don't you?
Do you like it that much?
He is having a hard time.
He really wants to eat it.
I don't know what you are doing.
You are risking your life.
Based on this touching experience,
they will create a world-class animal museum
based on illustrations and discoveries.
Thank you for watching.
I've finished drawing. First of all, I'd like to go first.
Ta-dah!
Wow!
The elephant is around here.
You look sad.
It was the strongest impression, so I drew it so as not to forget where I made a mistake.
And what are the characteristics of the observed African elephant?
First of all, it has great suction power.
But I didn't know it was this strong, so it was a new discovery for me.
Pasta is water-soluble.
And second of all, it has dry nose.
It's always dry like this, so I'm very concerned about it.
You want to bite it, don't you?
It always has half-open eyes.
It's a little like the elephant.
It doesn't open its eyes wide, and it's always half- open like this, and it's always eating grass.
Oh, you look at it a lot.
And it has great eyelashes.
It has great density.
In Savannah, sand rolls up like this, so it's long.
It's especially long in the desert.
Shibata's lockdown district is now large.
Rishino drew a unique African elephant with half- open eyes and nose water.
Like this.
I see.
Mr. Shibata, please.
Here I am.
As a feature of my drawing, everything is sideways.
First of all, this one.
It has 100,000 muscles in its nose.
100,000?
That's right.
Most of them are muscles, so it moves very efficiently.
And its howl is ten.
The star of this zoo, the white tiger with a white body.
Let's give meat to 2 year old Arthur and meet him.
Wow, you're staring at me.
Can you come a little closer?
Wow, you're so cute.
Here you go.
Wow, you have such a big mouth.
I ate it all up.
You're so cute.
You look like Nemoji Arashi.
Wow, you're standing up.
You have such a big mouth.
Wow, you're staring at me.
You have such a pink nose.
You look delicious.
You have such a pink nose.
Next, it's time for the white tiger and baby tiger to meet.
It's so hot.
Here you go.
Wow, you look like a cotton candy.
You're so pink.
Even your eyes are pink.
You're so cute.
You have such a pink nose.
You're so handsome.
Do you only eat rice and milk?
We only eat milk now.
This is the biggest one.
But it has teeth.
Wow, you have such a big mouth.
Here you go.
Wow, you have such a big mouth.
You're so small.
You're so cute.
Now, let's make white tiger nose candy using their first meeting experience.
I'll announce it.
Ta-dah!
First of all, "a" is...
I think "a" is good.
"a" is pretty good, isn't it?
"a" is good.
Well, I like drawing "a" very much.
It's not a skill level.
What are the characteristics of white tiger that you noticed as an observer?
Well, first of all...
Big cat.
That's right.
It's a cat family, isn't it?
It was a cat family.
When I drew "shirley" up close, I thought it looked like a cat.
And...
And, well, colors...
Blue eyes, red nose, pink legs...
Oh, that's good.
It's a little...
It's a good color for a tiger.
Well, the third one...
meaty
You drew "meaty" very well.
When I drew "meaty" in various places,
they drew "meaty" with all their might.
I thought it was "meaty" that can't be "meaty" with a cat.
It's hard for you to say you thought it was "meaty" with a cat.
It was cute.
It's also your impression of meat.
No, no, no...
After this, Shibata-san also drew "meaty" with "blue eyes".
Let's go to various animals again.
I'd like to go.
If it's okay with you.
By all means.
Well then, have fun and happy friends.
Look forward to seeing you again.
Bye-bye.
Well, it started like this.
It started with a sudden VTR.
You may be wondering what started and watching TV.
"Where is Nogizaka?" has ended and has been renewed.
It started today.
The title of this program is...
Do you know the title?
We don't know.
We haven't heard of it yet.
Really? Then it's your first time hearing of it.
The title is...
Nogizaka is under construction.
That's right!
You don't have to say "no" or "yay"!
I'm not in the mood.
What do you mean you're not in the mood? Can you say you're lame?
No, I'm not happy at all.
Can you say it one more time?
Why?
Who decided it?
It's not finished yet.
Who decided it? Was it Mr. Akimoto?
Can you say "yay" one more time?
This is the first time I've heard you say it like that!
That's right, it's the first time.
I'm disappointed!
Now, the show has begun! Nogizaka is under construction!
Nogizaka is under construction!
Today, we're featuring each member of Nishi.
And we'll create a show for each member of Nishi.
We'll dig down each member of Nishi.
And we'll make this area more crowded.
And we'll have everyone talk more and more.
And if you don't like someone, you can leave right away.
It's easier to leave.
Everytime...
Featuring one person...
So, the first one we should commemorate is Nishino.
Nishino did it because she likes animals and wanted to do an animal show.
That's right.
Oh, I see.
But, isn't it like...
Well, it's not like it's bad, but...
Let's do it one day.
But Nishino's...
Like...
Like this.
Lucky.
Like this.
And I accidentally bit the board.
It's cute.
It's cute and...
It's cute and funny.
I know.
It's not like an animal show...
It's like...
How did you like it?
I don't like it to be like a show.
Absolutely.
Well, you came here, like with Darwin.
We are not kidding.
But...
You know, on TV programs...
You know, they're like, "You've been stealing bugs at a store for that kind of money, haven't you?"
Oh, you're doing it for Yabutaka, aren't you?
"Shimura Animal Center" and stuff like that.
I love that show.
It's funny, isn't it?
So, if you like animals in the future, you'll get offers like that, too.
I think that's possible.
Really, really.
It's comforting.
It's like, "I want people watching me to be comforted by animals, too."
That's right.
In that sense, it's comforting.
It was really good.
This is good.
In the future...
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Each of you can bring in what you want to do.
You can do a lot of things while you're working.
That's right.
There's a lot of things you can do while you're working.
That's right.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Okay, next up is Himura-san.
Yes.
Please announce the corner title.
The members were watching!
- Yes, this time about Nishino... - Yes!
- We're going to talk about Nishino. - Yes!
- We have various members' information about Nishino. - Yes, from the members.
First, information from Akimoto Manatsu!
If you have even a little time, turn your back.
- Wow! - What does it mean?
- It's "turn your back" but... - Yes, yes.
- It's suitable for me. - You have beautiful back.
- It's not that beautiful now. - Yes, it's not.
- But it hurts. - It's not that bad.
- But it's not enough. - It's not enough?
- It's the best when it reaches here. - Oh, it's not that high.
- It's like a cheese that can be eaten anywhere. - Do you store it?
- Do you store a lot of cheese? - Yes, I do.
- It looks like it's growing, so I'm going to store it later. - It feels good, doesn't it?
- It hurts!
- It hurts, doesn't it? - It hurts a lot.
- When it goes deeper than you think... - It hurts!
- I leave it for a while...
- Do you go any further? Or do you just cut it off? - Yes.
The next information is from Wakatsuki!
- Your nails are very short. - Yes.
- Do you think you cut your nails every day? - Really?
- Some people grow their nails out. - It's short.
- My nails are short. They're always short. - Really?
- The white part comes out, right? - Yes.
- I want to cut it all off. - Doesn't it hurt a little?
- Really? - It's red because it's not white.
- Can't you open a can of juice? - No, I can't.
When you drop a piece of pasta, you can't open it at all.
- You're like Tony's elephant! - You're laughing at yourself!
My nails are round and I don't like them that much.
I think double-nailed nails would look better on me.
- You can't use nail polish? - Yes.
- You can't use nail polish? - You can't use nail polish.
- You can't use natural ones. - Poor you!
- I don't use nail polish on weekends, either. - What?!
- That's... - On weekends...
- I didn't know! - You didn't know?!
- What's up with you?!
- I didn't know! - You didn't know?!
- It seems so.
You don't have a penis, do you?!
- No, I don't! - You're losing it!
This is top!
The studio is in panic due to Nishino's ambitions!
Next, an information from Watanabe Media!
The other day, you touched a snake at Tokyo Metro's hit season, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You looked like you were really jealous of it.
I heard you want to buy a snake later.
Oh, is that so?
Snake?
I like snakes. I'm really jealous of them.
Oh, I see. You wanted to do it?
I wanted to do it.
Then, shall we do it?
Can you hold the snake for me for a moment?
Is there a snake now?
Now, here comes the snake!
Wow!
It's me!
Wow!
It's white! It's white!
Today, we have two snakes.
Oh, it's Nishino.
Oh, this one is white!
We asked you to come for Nishino
to prepare a 150cm tall ball python
in two colors, white and brown.
Can you wrap it around your neck or something like that?
Can you do it?
Wow!
That's scary!
Then...
Oh, please, help me.
Yes, I'll hold it for you.
Wow!
That's scary!
Can you hold it for me?
It's cool, though, it's white.
Wow!
It's down! It's down!
Hey, hey, hey!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
- You're not scared at all, right? - I'm not scared at all.
- Can you do another one? - Can you do two of them? - Can you do it? - Are you okay?
- I'm not poisoned. - You're not poisoned. - You're not poisoned.
- But if you get stung, you might not be able to get it back. - What?
- Stung... - Stung... - Wow! - Are you okay? - I like it. - Really?
- What's going on here? - Wow! - Are you happy? - I'm happy.
- Do you really want to buy it? - I want you to do it for me. - I want you to do it for me.
- Surely. - It's cold in here. - It's super stiff. - What? - Thank you.
- You look great. You look great. - Thank you.
- So this is your white outfit of costume?
- Thank you. - Thank you. - Let's check those photos. - Your life is in danger. - Let's check those photos. - Thank you very much, Mr. Saimon.
- Mr. Saimon is very cute. - Your life is in danger. - I don't like it. - This is how he looks.
- Who... - Who is it? - Who's the bad guy? - Eh? - Baiyan.
Eek! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
No, no, no!
You've got experience!
It's okay.
I'm not going to bite you!
It's totally fine!
Look at me for a second!
She looks like she's going to drown!
She's drowning!
It's okay!
See?
By the way...
What are you doing?
It's more interesting than I thought!
But you did it!
Wow, it's interesting.
Wakatsuki.
Wakatsuki, I'd like to take a different version of that one.
I'm scared! I'm scared of Hashimoto!
I'm scared.
You'd better stay still.
Wakatsuki is fast! Wakatsuki is fast!
You can do it! You can do it!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
See? She's doing pretty well.
She's doing pretty well.
Dance! Dance! Dance!
Do a boy band! Do a boy band!
Ah, a boy band. She can do a boy band.
She looks like an outlaw.
Of course we will receive this from the members in the future, but we would like to receive it from everyone watching on TV.
For example, if a member says something like this at an event or something like that,
or if a member says something like this in other media or magazines, "What's going on now?"
It seems like a magazine would say something like that.
After this, we found out something terrible about the second generation members!
Let's continue, Himuro-san!
Yes, let's go!
"I want to ask that member!" Juke line's question!
So, in this segment, we're going to call people who haven't been associated with us in the past,
especially among the undermembers, like secondary school students,
and ask them various questions.
This week's undermember is Kotoko Sasaki!
So we'd like to ask you various questions.
First of all, we're going to ask you about ten questions,
and we'd like you to answer them quickly.
We'd like to ask Kotoko Sasaki about about ten questions.
What other members haven't lost to you?
Sweat on my feet.
Sweat on my feet!
Which Nogizaka member do you think is different from you?
Ikuta-san.
Why?
What do you really want to eat on Earth's last day?
Ramune!
No one understands you, but what do you like only about me?
Um...
After I'm done using it, I collect tea leaves.
What?
Let's talk about that later.
What are you least good at?
Insects.
What is your dream in the future?
A company employee.
Are you a Shitara or Himura fan?
I'm a Himura fan.
That's rare.
Now...
What do you mean "rare"?
That's rare.
Now...
Basically...
Overall...
Is there anything different about you?
It's a little strange.
Ikuta is one of the Nogizaka members you think is different from you.
Ikuta, right?
What's different about you?
I haven't seen that before.
But I heard that Ikuta-san is singing and walking by himself.
I do that a lot in front of first-year students.
I don't think second-year students see me like that.
Were you careful not to do it in front of second- year students?
I saved my voice naturally.
But my voice is getting hoarse.
It's because God made you do it.
You sang too much.
I saved my voice.
Your voice is getting hoarse.
God squeezed you.
What do you want to eat on the last day of earth? Ramune?
Ramune is...
Snacks.
Snacks that melt.
I want to eat that ramune.
I don't think this is right.
I thought you'd say sushi or grilled meat.
I'll ask you and you say what you want to eat.
Go ahead and say it.
I'll say it. What is it?
Mom's hamburger.
Yes, one.
Seaweed rice.
What?
Macaron.
Don't say it. Stop it, that character.
Next.
Custard cream.
Custard cream?
Custard cream full of buckets.
Custard cream.
I don't want it anymore.
Foie gras.
What do you want to eat?
Expensive grilled meat.
Grilled meat?
What is it?
Tuna stew.
That sounds good.
Tuna stew.
What is it?
Cookie and chocolate soft serve ice cream.
Mini shop.
Mini shop?
What is it?
It's not foie gras, but omelet with ketchup.
That sounds good.
What about you?
Sea urchin.
That sounds good.
I know.
I'm not eating ramune alone.
A strange atmosphere.
Children's theater is still in full swing.
No one understands it, but it's my favorite thing.
After using it up...
Tea leaves?
Yes, that's right.
After putting it in?
Yes, soft leaves.
Leaves, right?
Yes.
Japanese tea leaves?
Yes, green ones.
What do you do with them?
I collect them and...
Oh, I've collected them. I did it.
I throw them away thinking like that.
It's a lot of fun to collect and see.
What's fun about it?
I've never done it before, so I don't know what's fun about it.
Then, please try it next time.
It's not that, is it?
I don't know.
No one understands it, but it's my favorite thing.
Future dream?
Yes.
Employee.
What's wrong?
I want to get a stable job.
You're 16 years old, right?
And you've entered Nobizaka, haven't you?
I've decided my goal of going here.
When I got there, I quit.
Wait, wait, wait.
How old do you want to be when you become an office worker?
About 30 years old.
That's quite old.
I thought you'd say 2 or 3 years old.
You'll do it until you're about 30 years old.
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Next time, we feature Manatsu Akimoto!
Age discrimination.
I fell asleep five seconds earlier than everyone else.
Akimoto is shocked by the members' indignation!
What's going on?!