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Nogizaka Skits Act 2 Unreleased Video Nogizuki Matsusawa
Here, you can enjoy the reactions of the members who are watching the skits.
Thank you for waiting. Let's take a look.
One Day Police Chief Ayame
I'm going to arrest Nogizaka Skits.
Today...
as the police chief of the day,
we have a young idol here with us.
She'll be promoting this show with a smile on her face today.
So please give her your full support.
Yes, sir!
Here's Ayame Kitsui.
Let's all give her a round of applause.
Please welcome the police chief of the day!
Wow, this is...
Ayame's flower language is hope. I'm Ayame Tsutsuyu who wants to deliver hope to you. Nice to meet you.
This is a cute police chief. How old are you?
I'm 16 years old.
You're young, but you're strong.
Then, please smile all day today.
Thank you.
It's just one day, but I want to do my best so that I can be the power of this Nogizaka office.
It's reliable, isn't it?
Then, can I ask you to take a picture for SNS first?
Yes.
It's your first job, isn't it?
That's good.
Then, Yubiki-kun and Kaki-kun, please line up in the back and do the pose of arresting.
Yes.
That's good.
Ayame-chan, please do the pose of arresting.
Excuse me.
What is that?
Yes.
Actually, last Saturday, there was a series of robberies.
The suspect is under arrest, but everyone has an alibi.
I don't know what to do with this.
You don't have to explain it to the chief.
Let's take a picture.
We'll do our best to arrest him.
Let's take a picture.
It's written that the B man's arm was broken and it was hard to arrest him.
But he wasn't injured last Saturday.
What are you going to do?
Actually, the next day, there was a festival with a lot of idols.
At the festival, he was happy to shake hands with other idols who weren't me.
That's why he didn't hurt his arm at that time.
Then...
Your alibi is going to be destroyed.
No, no. It could be a misunderstanding.
For now, let's take a picture. For SNS.
No!
There's no doubt about it.
Because he came to my handshake event before
and said that he would only push Ayame for the rest of his life,
but he was happy to shake hands with other idols.
I will never forget that face.
I hate him so much.
He said he would press the button for the rest of his life, but he didn't press it for other idols.
So B is a liar.
Yes.
I will press B again.
Don't do it now.
I got it.
Let's take a picture while waiting.
We will arrest him.
I pressed B.
Really?
I just clapped my hands when I pressed the button.
Really?
It's all thanks to you.
Thank you very much.
I did what I had to do.
I'm the police chief of the day.
So that's what happened.
Let's take a picture.
Let's pose like we're going to arrest you.
We're going to arrest you, Ayame.
We're going to arrest you.
What about this case?
It's a case of a scam that happened 10 years ago.
But it's too late to run away.
Don't worry about it.
It's going to be an accident.
But we'll take care of this case.
It could be Sendai.
What?
Why is that?
Two years ago, when I was doing a release event at a shopping mall in Sendai,
I saw a man who was looking at me from the second floor.
He looked very similar to me.
Well, he happened to pass by.
He's not a fan yet.
He just happened to pass by.
That's a mistake.
No.
The person who is looking at me at the release event is an important person who may become a fan for an idol.
I can't mistake that person's face.
It's a mirror of an idol.
That may be true.
I'm going to call the Sendai Police.
Please!
Let's take a picture.
Ayami-chan, let's take a picture.
Let's take a picture.
I'm going to arrest you.
I was caught.
I was wandering around the shopping mall again.
It's all thanks to you.
Thank you very much.
I'm the police chief of the day.
The police chief of the day's job is to take pictures.
It's not to solve the case.
Yes, this is the Nogizaka office.
What? A bank robbery next to the Nogizaka office?
What are you going to do?
I don't know!
Let's take a picture first!
You don't have to be so particular about taking pictures.
I want to take a picture!
A picture!
No, no.
I'll go to the scene.
What are you talking about?
I can't let you go like that.
That's right.
I can't let a normal person go to a dangerous place.
I'm not a normal person.
I'm the police chief of the day.
But I'm the chief of the day.
I'll never let anyone get hurt.
I promise.
Are you serious?
What is it?
It's a very ordinary guy.
I'm going to tell the criminal. There's nowhere to run.
Surrender!
Chief Ichiichi!
Charge!
What? Chief Ichiichi!
Chief Ichiichi!
All of the hostages are safe.
Are you kidding me?
I was able to dodge the bullet
because I was so fast.
But I was too reckless.
I used to be in a group.
No matter how small the stage was,
I tried not to bump into other members.
So I'm used to dodging.
You just got that experience?
Really?
That's amazing.
Manager Ichinichi, I have an unresolved case here.
Show me the file.
What are you doing?
I read a lot of comments on your blog every day, so I can read them right away.
Manager Ichinichi, there's a suspect who doesn't confess easily.
Give me 10 seconds. It's okay.
No matter how short the time is at the handshake meeting, you can make the other person feel at ease.
She's a super idol.
She's going to sell out.
What?
But before that, I have a job that I have to do as a manager.
What?
You have to do what you don't need to do.
I'm going to arrest you.
You're so kind.
I'm going to do it for the rest of my life.
From now on, we'll have an unreleased talk from the studio.
That's wonderful.
How was it?
There were a lot of long lines.
I was worried if I could say it without biting, but I was able to do it.
It was perfect from the rehearsal.
It was perfect.
I was more worried about the bad pronunciation of the bag.
Have you ever been to the police station on a day?
No.
Not yet.
This is the first time.
Yes.
Is there anyone who has experience in the police station on a day?
Surprisingly, there is no one.
Well, I see. I think it's not safe to run away.
That's right.
She's shaking hands with everyone.
The way she said it was beautiful.
Well, but she was holding Yuki's hand firmly.
Well, I wanted to see something cute, but I was wondering if it was going to be a face game behind me.
You were trying to get the lead role somehow.
No, that's not it. That's Morita.
No, I'm not doing it.
I don't need that kind of mole.
That's not it. That's not it.
I was like, let's put it on like that.
I added it on the way.
Hey, Neku-san, come on in.
I don't want it.
I'm trying to eat it.
You guys were making your faces too much.
I thought so.
Ayase-san, what do you think of this skit?
It was really cute.
I was reading it, but Morita- san was a little too strong.
I don't think I can do that.
No, after that, there was a skit of an old man.
You have to separate it from that.
Wait a minute.
That's not it.
It's the first time I've ever been asked to wait a minute for an idol.
The mole is already clear, isn't it?
The dullness of the skin is a little...
I thought it was a little unfair.
Don't say that.
In that corner.
Hayakawa-san, how is it?
Recently, Kaki respects me a lot.
Why?
After all, Kaki acknowledges my brilliance as a side character.
What do you mean?
Well, people often say that Wakire Kagayaku Sailor is the coolest.
I think I was too respectful of my position.
I think that's why I was born with that face.
Oh, I see.
That's why you were born with that face?
Yes.
It's just that you're both wrong.
I think he's my apprentice.
You're treating him like an apprentice.
I'm happy that my apprentice is growing up.
Your apprentice is growing up.
You're raising him in a strange way.
How was your father?
He was really cute, but he also had a lot of idol elements in him.
He used the idol elements in his reasoning, so I think he'll be able to develop a new genre of reasoning idols.
It might be good content.
Can you do that other than that?
I think I'll aim for it.
Let's aim for it.
Then maybe you'll steal the position of the police chief.
That's right. I'll do my best to read a lot of mystery novels.
I'll prepare the script for you.
When you get a real job, maybe you'll be able to solve it.
You'll just be told to get in the way.
There may be a continuation of this.
Thank you for your hard work.
Nogizaka Skits Act 2 Unreleased Video Nogizuki Matsusowa-Kan
To Be Continued