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Rokizakasuketsu Live New Story Contest
Now, the first skit is
Health Police
Please come in
Excuse me
Please sit down
Sorry for the sudden visit
Not at all
I'm sitting anywhere
Excuse me
Well, I was going to watch Nogizaka Sukitsurai alone, so it was just right.
Oh really?
We also said that we would watch it together at Rika- chan's house.
Yes, the Wi-Fi is getting worse, so I was worried about what to do.
It's okay, it's okay. I can connect my computer and TV and everyone can watch it.
Oh, that's great.
No, not at all.
But I'm sorry, I'm just doing the same part-time job, but I'm so spoiled.
What are you talking about?
It's not just a part-time job. We're friends.
You can count on me.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Ms. Semiya, what about Mr. Yamada?
Oh, Yamada.
That's right.
What? Yamada?
The one who quit his part-time job and is wandering the world?
Yes. He actually just came back to Japan.
He asked me if I wanted to watch it with him.
That guy, Yamada.
He's a part-time colleague of Rei-chan,
yet he wants to watch the show with her.
Yeah.
So...
is it a bother to call him here?
Huh?
No, no, it's fine.
It's fine, but...
Yamada coming to your house is a bit...
It's fine if you don't force him to come.
What?
Hey!
Don't move!
What?
We have a suspect.
I'm sorry.
It hurts.
What are you doing here?
You just
paid for your insurance, didn't you?
I'm sorry.
Everyone in this world is afraid of getting hurt, so they try to protect themselves all the time.
But I will never forgive such a insurance.
Nagizaka-cho, Kakehashi-saya, Kakehashi- kan.
Call someone.
Kakehashi-saya, Kakehashi-kan.
What are you doing? Please get out of here.
I'm not putting any insurance on you.
This is what you said.
You said, if you don't like Yamada, you don't have to come.
That's because I thought it would be bad to force him to come.
And before that, I said this.
Yamada is so stubborn.
I just said it out of enthusiasm.
And before that, I said this.
You two, sit down properly.
I didn't say that.
You two, sit down properly.
Higashi-senpai, you have a big body, and you're really wonderful.
It's a obvious scam for the Toeba generation.
You're under arrest for violating the health insurance law.
Thank you for your help! Health insurance police!
I didn't put any insurance on you. What is it?
What? A university student nearby?
I'm your senior, so I can teach you anything.
There are a lot of people who really need insurance in April.
Really?
Let's go.
Morita.
I skipped the lines.
Me?
I thought something was wrong.
Me?
That's amazing.
You skipped the lines to a girl who is more than a circle away from you.
Right?
No, it's not like that.
There was a lawyer with glasses.
It's complicated.
What?
Yamada-kun, we're here.
You read it?
Yes.
The door is open, so come in.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, everyone.
Hey, long time no see.
Yamada, you've changed a lot.
Well, to fly to the world, stay, and communicate is important.
Well, Higashi-senpai, you're an icon.
Yamada-kun, long time no see.
Reisa!
Beautiful, yeah!
Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?
Nice to meet you, I'm Sato Rika
Oh, I heard you! You're a cute junior
Yamada, your hug is strange, Rika-chan
Hug is normal overseas
I did a home stay in Bali
You did a home stay?
That's amazing!
It's an international home stay!
But this is Japan, so I can't hug you.
Semmy, are you shy?
No, no, no!
Yamada is like a little brother to me, so I'm not shy.
I was surprised because it was sudden.
Well, I don't think Yamada knows, but Rei-chan doesn't know now.
She used to be different.
That's true.
Rei-san is so...
beautiful. I didn't know that.
Rei-san, when you go on a trip to the world and say yay,
let's go together. Come on.
Did you just touch me?
Saying yay.
I don't understand your face.
Why do you think it's Higashi-senpai?
That's right.
Because if you leave your part-time job, the store will be in trouble.
I'm a part-time leader.
Higashi-senpai.
What?
Hey, hey, hey.
That's enough.
Don't move!
Every week.
Don't move!
We're in Ome.
Welcome.
Who are you?
I'm a police officer.
Say it! How can you be a police officer?
I don't need a contract.
More than that, the one who jumped the slide earlier was this guy, not me!
Don't do that!
It was this guy!
Which slide did you jump? Try it, you bastard!
Which slide did you jump?
You didn't jump, did you?
I jumped.
You jumped?
Do it! Do it!
I'll give you a push if you get blood from it.
You're gonna get this one!
You're gonna get this one too!
That's the highlight.
I can't help but think that I'm the one who got it.
It's fine.
I'm so nervous.
You came here to catch me, didn't you?
You have a chance!
I'll do it!
You did it!
I can't. It's not like that.
What?
It's not like that?
Mr. Yamada, I'm sorry.
What? What do you mean?
Thank you for your cooperation.
Wait, what do you mean?
If this is America, I'll get social!
Mr. Yamada, you got insurance, didn't you?
What? Insurance?
What do you mean?
Insurance!
You're making a foreign-friendly character, aren't you?
What do you mean by that?
It's been a while since I've met the Senmy and Rei I've been longing for.
I want to confess to them, but I don't have the courage.
That's why you decided to play that character.
Yamada-kun, grow up.
I love you!
I'm making a sad character for the world.
You are under arrest for breaking the law.
What?
Did you admit it?
I'm sorry.
People can do it over and over again.
Can you do it over and over again?
You can do it over and over again.
The truth is...
The insurance doesn't work.
We're all going to die.
All right, let's go.
Yamada-kun!
Rei-san.
I don't care what kind of character Yamada-kun is.
Because I can't see Yamada- kun being more than a brother.
It's the last one.
All right, let's go.
It's the last one.
The last one.
It's the song in the center.
Who is it?
You know a lot.
All right, Yamanaka has left.
Let's continue the live stream.
These two are scarier than the health police.
The next skit
Love Shiozu Casino
Thanks for all your hard work
Sales quota for this team Morita Claymatsu
was able to achieve
thank you
continue
I wish you all the best
thank you
cheers
Well, after that, everyone will drink on their own.
Mr. Morita, thank you for your hard work.
Oh, Mr. Yamashita, thank you for your hard work.
No, no, compared to Mr. Morita, I'm not like that.
No, it was really helpful.
The greeting just now was different from the usual Mr. Morita.
It was cool.
What?
Then I'll do this.
What?
Was he cool?
Mr. Yamashita?
He likes me, doesn't he?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I shouldn't have made a mistake.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm in trouble.
I was going to get caught up in that casino again.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The coolness of a girl has no deep meaning.
It's dangerous.
Oh, Iwamoto-san. Thank you for your hard work. It was really hard, wasn't it?
It was really hard, but it was a good experience. Oh, I'm glad you said that.
So, when will you do it? What?
You promised me to go see a horror movie together, didn't you? I'm looking forward to it.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Um, I'll make some time.
Okay, I'll be waiting.
You're looking forward to the movie?
Iwamoto, you really do like me.
No, no, no! That's dangerous!
If I get it wrong here, that dealer will get mad again.
No, no, I can't get it wrong.
Seriously.
Calm down, calm down.
Morita-kun, thanks for your hard work.
Hey, Nakamura.
It was a relief that you were with me this time.
I did my best.
This is something delicious.
You have to treat me.
Well, that's fine.
If we go together, I'm sorry for your boyfriend.
Let's all go together.
Thank you for your concern.
But it's okay.
The other day...
We just broke up.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
But...
If you were my boyfriend,
I would be happy.
What?
See you later.
What?
Did you like me?
What?
You did it
You
What are you laughing at?
Don't laugh at other's face
It's coming
Casino
When did you make a theme song?
It's so long
The waiting time was hell
A casino appears before a man who is lost in love
I'm a dealer
I'm the guide of love
If Moita-kun is the guide, I'll be happy
Who is that motif?
Let's see if this phrase is useful or not
Let's start!
Bed time!
This is different from when I was with Iwamoto-san and Yamashita-san!
This is my pulse!
My pulse!
No more bed!
Now, what is the fate of this love?
My pulse!
aproximately 50 years ago
You are such a porcupil!
Oh no!
That's so weird!
When you have chips, the way to suck is soكم scene!
You always watch it but why suck like this?
How dare you laugh!
This is polite!
Ika sama is Ika sama too
Oh, I'll bitch, gosh!
Come on, Ika- 횝
This is the truth of a woman's heart.
You know, when I was working, I didn't get to see him often.
So, there was a girl who wanted to tell him how she felt.
So, her strong feelings were transferred to you.
Ah...
If I could like someone like you, who doesn't have any rivals,
I would be happy, right?
I'm sorry.
What is that?
This is the truth.
No,you don't have to say that.
I didn't lie.
You're annoying.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
I'm just a little reluctant to make a mistake in the first place, but I can't help it, so I'll see you next time.
Mr. Kitashita, please.
Hey, who is it? Hey, who is it? Hey, who is it? Hey, who is it?
Oh, these people were always moving, aren't they?
Go!
Oh, shit!
Oh, I almost forgot. I drank too much.
Huh? You're the only team leader?
Well, it's a big party.
I don't have any juniors who want to talk to you.
You can talk to me.
I see.
I like talking to you, Morita.
Huh?
No, no, that's not it.
You know, I like the way you talk.
What?
No, no, no.
And I like the way you smile.
What?
What's wrong, Renko Mizuki?
Cake? I want some!
Come on, casino!
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Come on!
It's show time!
All right, all of them!
All of them!
I've been told three times I like you!
All of them!
Oh, you're a big deal.
Then...
No more bet!
Now, the fate of this love is...
It's all right!
What are you doing?
Why?
What are you doing?
Wait a minute.
Are you making an ant's card?
I've never seen an ant's card.
Right?
Oh, shit.
No, no, no.
You guys don't know the meaning of love.
Right?
I've been told the meaning of love three times.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Oh, this guy is so annoying.
No, no, no.
You're a bad reader.
No, no, no.
As expected of the main character.
You idiot.
Why are you so angry?
This is the truth of a woman's heart.
This cake is so good!
Morita bought this for us, right?
Yes, I like things like that.
I like it too.
I like it, I like it.
By the way, there was roast beef over there, do you like it?
I like it!
There was coffee over there, do you like it?
I like it!
I'm so happy when I eat delicious food.
I like you.
You like me?
Unfortunately, this is the truth.
Do you like coffee?
Like and love are different.
This is really difficult.
I have a phone call.
Please.
I can't tell you if you don't have a chip.
Don't lie to me.
Hello?
Hello, Tecchan?
Oh, Minami.
It's rare to see a childhood friend.
What?
Can't I call you?
What?
Are you drunk?
I...
I like you, Tecchan.
Come on.
What?
Do you want to ask me something?
What?
I can't distinguish between like and love.
Are you really an idiot?
The next skit is...
I want to be loved by you.
Mayu, did you sing the single that the cute chef released?
No, I didn't.
Didn't you sing the curry rice song?
No, I didn't.
You're the only one who released that song.
No, I didn't.
Oh, it's about time. Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Are you hungry?
Yes.
It's been a while since I graduated from high school.
Please come in.
Thank you for coming.
What a nice house.
Morita, long time no see.
I was surprised that you came.
I was surprised.
I knew you two were dating since high school.
I didn't expect you two to get married.
I'm asking you to marry me because I'm crying.
I can't help it.
I want to hear you say, get married.
What?
・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ No,no,no,yeah yeah yeah. I asked, and got married.
・ What? By the way, where is Semya? ・ Ah, she said something suddenly broke her stomach.
・ She ran away? ・ She was very energetic until yesterday, and I can't come.
Well, I think you guys are cuter.
Oh, that's right.
Do you want to see the pictures that Maya sent me when I was in high school?
What? No, I'm embarrassed.
Ouch!
Miu Miu!
Stronger than usual.
First of all, this.
Oh, it's difficult.
It's the one when we climbed Mt. Fuji together.
This is the same as after school, but it's about to die.
Next is this.
It's the same as when we went to the Gouen together.
I didn't eat anything before, and I almost ate it all and my stomach was about to burst.
Next is this.
It's the same as when we did the surprise when the parachute was about to break.
I wonder why I'm still alive.
You two always looked like you were having fun.
No, no, no. I'm dying over and over again.
I'm dying over and over again.
Thank you for bringing us such a nostalgic photo.
He's bugging me.
Actually, we have a present for you two.
What's that?
Mayu-chan, Morita-kun, congratulations on your wedding.
What?
Thank you.
What's that? Huh? No, what should I do?
I forgot to inflate the balloon. Did you forget to inflate it? Sorry, I'll inflate it now. It's okay, it's okay, stay like this.
don't you want
You say you don't care about winning from high school. You say that we will shape our future together. It was stupid of me to puff up my expectations. After all, we are stupid classmates.
All the emotions in this area are like that. My classmate is in trouble though. I get it.
I'll get it Would you like to have it? First of all. Get your earplugs in first.
Because it sounds great. It's a story about why I'm going to do it. Well, it's friendship. That's right. It's friendship.
I don't know. It's okay Of course I will. because of friendship. Well then, please.
No, wait!
It's very fast!
It's pretty fast!
Stop it, stop it!
Stop it!
The speed is amazing!
Woah!
Wait!
You have to be hit, Mayu!
Wait a minute!
Don't get bit!
Ahhhhhhh!
Hahahahaha!
Hahaha!
Mayu? Mayu?
I thought it was just violence.
Hahaha!
But, it was good, right?
I was very happy!
I didn't think they would be so happy.
After all, we are...
Loved!
The two in the middle,
Can you say that with your heart?
You guys were the most hit!
I want to give you a present too. Let's go home.
Wait a minute.
Actually, I found something very nostalgic the other day.
Take a look at it and go home.
You guys.
I'll pay you back six hundred times.
Oh, that.
What's wrong with you?
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
When I was in high school,
this static machine,
it was very popular in science experiments.
So I bought it at an online auction.
I miss it.
Let's take a picture and go home.
Don't you understand?
I was so excited when I was in high school, but when I grow up, I don't need any more stimulation.
After all, I'm a stupid woman.
Can you not make my wife cry?
I'll touch it.
Really?
Yes.
Then, everyone, please come forward.
Come forward, come forward.
Wait a minute.
First of all, the appearance of the bangs I brought is strange.
It's amazing.
What happened to your bangs?
My bangs are on my face.
Well, well, well.
Maybe the volume is a little stronger.
Anyway, everyone, come on.
For the time being.
Please come forward once.
Come on.
Let's come closer once.
Once. Come closer once.
What kind of thing is this, Mayu?
This is to hold hands with everyone.
To hold hands.
What?
Please come forward once.
What?
Well, well, well, let's go for the time being.
Let's go once. Let's go once. Let's hold hands once.
Let's hold hands once.
Well, well, well, let's go for the time being.
Oh, no!
Well, well, well, no, really.
Wait a minute. Don't make me look like a bad guy.
Don't make me look like a bad guy.
Why don't you just touch it once?
I can't touch it.
Just touch it. From the top.
From the top.
I can't touch it.
Wait a minute.
I'm crying.
Wait a minute.
Can you do it?
Wait a minute.
Is this okay?
Hey.
If it's just that, it should be okay.
If you say so.
Please don't die.
Please.
What?
My bangs are going to fall off.
Wait a minute, I'm sorry. If I go at this pace, I'll push it for 40 minutes.
Wait a minute.
It's really not coming.
Really?
It's not coming there.
Just the sound, just the sound.
Just the sound.
Wait a minute.
Hang in there.
Wait a minute.
Isn't this too strong?
I wonder if it's too strong.
What's that? Is there a volume?
I'm scared to touch here.
Max, are you okay?
Let's weaken it a little.
Are you okay?
Now, there's a kanpe saying,
Hang in there.
That's a terrible kanpe.
You can do it if you weaken it a little.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
You can do it, you can do it.
It's still there, it's still there.
It should be okay.
Okay, you can do it, you can do it.
Hang in there, hang in there.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, one more time.
If you do it once, you won't be able to finish it.
If you do it once.
Let's do it together.
No, no, no.
Why did you let go?
This way.
Okay, okay, okay.
Ahhhh!
I'm sorry!
I saw the same!
Mayu? Mayu? Mayu?
It seems like we don't have time
It seems like we don't have time, but there's a comment saying, please close this.
But that's what the four of us feel.
Everyone together now
I can't do it. I can't touch it.
No, you can't. You can do it by yourself.
Why? I don't get it.
Should I close it? I can close it, right?
I don't have to do it, right?
Okay, okay, okay.
Well, you guys are so young.
The next skit is...
Katsuya
Excuse me
Welcome, Katsuya
It's been a while
You've been closing the restaurant for a long time
I'm sorry
I sometimes close the restaurant
I'm going to train all over the country
Training?
You don't serve food in other restaurants
You just serve cutlet, right? What is training?
Simply put, I go to get scolded by people all over the country
You go to get scolded?
Yes
I'm deliberately late for the appointment
What are you doing?
It's like getting angry and getting a cut and making use of it, isn't it?
I'm doing that kind of thing.
I'm studying for the rest of my life.
It's a post-it.
Today, I got some worries from my friend.
I'd like you to put a cut in it.
Oh, I see.
May I?
Yes.
Well, first of all, it's Mr.Kazu's worry.
A year has passed since he entered high school, and his juniors are coming in.
He's not sure if he'll be able to pull his juniors in.
Well, if he becomes a senior in April, he'll be responsible.
I think there are quite a few people who are worried about what to do.
I see.
Then, how about winning before marriage?
Oh, this one.
But does marriage have anything to do with being worried about club activities?
Think of it as being deceived and try it.
Well, it's true that it's a big deal.
Then, please.
Aya! Winning before marriage!
It's like this.
Hey, look.
What do you think?
Oh, En-chan?
Wait a minute.
Tomorrow is the wedding. Isn't it cold?
I thought I'd let you see it first.
No, I'm not sure if a guy like me can get married and be happy.
Hey, do you think you're the only one who's not confident?
What?
I don't have the confidence to be a good wife.
But I'm not alone, so I can do my best.
Hey, believe in me more.
Believe in the people around you.
Don't think about doing everything by yourself.
Cut!
Wow! First of all, your costume is too amazing.
It costs a lot of money.
It costs a lot of money, doesn't it?
I'm a cashier.
Oh, is that so?
You're a professional.
Well, it's certainly encouraging.
That's great.
So, why don't you try to rely on your juniors and club members without burdening yourself alone?
I see. It's important to rely on others.
Thank you very much.
Can I move on to the next problem?
That's right.
This is a problem from Arie-san.
A woman I've been interested in for a long time at work.
I can't tell her that I like her.
My partner has quit his job.
But I don't have the courage to contact her.
There are many problems like this.
I see.
How about Osekkai Kōhai Katsu?
Osekkai High...
Oh, this one.
Osekkai is the key.
I'll have that one, please.
OK.
Let's go with Osekkai Kouhikatsu.
Osekkai...
Senpai, let's go home together.
Stop it.
Everyone in the circle will make fun of me.
It's okay. You can tell anyone you want to tell them.
You're lucky to be able to go home with such a cute junior.
You're so annoying.
I don't have the energy to be with you today.
I'm going home alone.
What?
What happened? Tell me.
I quit the girl I was interested in at my part- time job.
I see.
Then, I'll see you later.
I'll comfort you. So, let's go home together.
You're so nice. You don't seem to have any problems.
Please don't be so nice to me.
What?
Did you think I wasn't hurt because you were so cold to me?
But I have to do my best.
If I give up, I'll be separated from you.
If it's for something important, I have no choice but to act, right?
Taisho, are you crying?
It's too sour.
Why didn't you notice it?
I don't think it's my story.
The more Taisho came in, the stronger her acting power was.
Spring is the only season when new students come in.
There is also a season.
There is also a season here.
I'm particular about the material.
As expected of Taisho.
Let's move on to the next problem.
The next problem is from Translucent Human.
There is a task that you have to do, but you play with your smartphone.
That's why translucent human gave you the task of spring vacation.
Well, I guess I can do that.
If I have a smartphone, I'll play with it.
What should I do?
This is difficult, isn't it?
I see.
Then, shall we go for spicy cutlet?
Spicy cutlet?
That slightly spicy one?
But, you know,
there's sweetness in the spiciness.
That's right.
I'm looking forward to it.
Then, I'll have one.
Okay, let's go for spicy cutlet.
This is amazing.
Huh? She was a junior high school student?
Which is more important, studying or playing with your phone?
Well, that's studying, but...
So what if I study?
Well, that's true, but...
You'll end up playing with it, won't you?
Huh?
No...
That's scary!
Huh?
Ah, I get it, I get it. I'll put up with the smartphone.
Do you really get it?
Watching an idol's comedy show late at night, writing your problems on Twitter,
If you have time to watch the live stream, study harder, you idiot!
It's too spicy!
Wait a minute.
She said a lot of things.
Are you okay?
I think tens of thousands of people cut this live stream.
That's right.
She has that much power.
This is a scary video.
What kind of face is she making now?
I don't know.
She's laughing.
But I wanted her to taste the spiciness.
It wasn't spicy at all.
There's something like this.
It's not spicy at all.
When I look at her, I'm scared.
You're scared, aren't you?
There's something amazing here.
Can I say one last thing?
Please look forward to it.
This is a question from Prince Nogizaka.
Every time you make a mistake at work, you get depressed and don't want to go to work the next day.
I keep saying that over and over again.
I'm sure there's a part of me that wants you to put in a cut.
I see.
How about a maid cut?
A maid cut?
Well, I'm a little worried about that.
Maids are great, aren't they?
Can I have one, please?
Of course!
Maids are the best!
Master, moe-moe-kyun!
Oh, I'm sorry for being so sudden.
It's true.
If my master finds out that we're dating,
he'll get mad at the other masters.
I'm sorry. I was just trying to cheer you up.
What's wrong? Did something happen?
Well, actually, I messed up at work.
Come on. You can't always be depressed, can you?
You're the one I chose, so hang in there.
Huh?
Master, isn't this the usual win?
No, it's not.
The real win is...
from here.
From here?
What do you mean?
Master!
Welcome back.
It's been a while.
You've been to this shop too.
I'm glad to see you again.
Lilia,
do you know this master?
Yes!
He is the master who often came to see me when I was working at the store before.
I can't believe I can see him again.
What a lucky face!
Oh, I'll do the usual.
Ready, go!
Moe, Moe, Kyun!
Oh, see you later.
Wow!
There are a lot of things other than this store.
In that case, why don't you make use of that motivation to go to work, master?
You're too scary.
I was listening too much.
I'm a former employee.
You're a former employee?
Really?
Are you okay in the back yard?
I'm okay.
Are you hitting each other?
I'm okay.
You have a strong will.
That's all for today's menu.
How was it?
I think the person who sent us the problem is also happy.
That's good.
But if there's someone around you who thinks about you and gets angry,
you'd better take care of that person.
I'll keep that in mind.
Shall we have some katsu?
What are you talking about?
The next skit is...
YouTuber STOKO
Nogizaka Skit Live is really interesting
Next is STOKO
I really like STOKO
Do you really like him?
Yes, I really like him
That's strange
Really?
But I'm looking forward to it
I'm so excited
Oh, it started
Wait a minute
Can you hear this voice from somewhere other than the computer?
No, no, Sakura-chan, that's not true
No, no, no
But I think I heard it from nearby
I'm so excited
Oh, it's Sakura
Kon-chan! I'm back from Ichigo-Sei. I'm the new strawberry girl, Sutoko-Dacchan!
Hi, everyone. I'm Sutoko's best friend, Tama-chan. I'm so happy to see you.
Where did those two come from?
I said I'm a fan of Earth Kong but I wonder which strawberry is scared.
We love you, we love you.
Our voices are being read.
Oh no.
Earth Kong, please cast a magic spell that makes everyone happy.
And a chance to get a pet is also possible.
You're right.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm so sorry.
Stand up.
Very, very, very, very strawberry!
Tsuki-tsuki-tsuki-tsuki, the crescent moon that illuminates the night sky.
Tsuki-tsuki-tsuki-tsuki.
Saku-chan, I apologize for Mizuki. Shall we run away?
Yes.
I'm sorry, Yamashita-san.
Huh? Why are you running away?
I'll bet, then.
Tamamingo, tamatama, tamatama, tamamingo!
KAMAMINGO
DAISUKO
KAEDENGO
DAISUKO
Everyone has become a sweet strawberry.
DAISUKO
The last one is Sakura.
Everyone will be happy.
I'll throw away my shame.
Saku-chan, I love you, I love you.
Pien!
Berry, berry, berry, berry!
Strawberry!
Become a cherry!
Cherry, cherry, cherry, cherry!
Become a cherry!
Cherry, cherry, cherry, cherry! She loves me.
Well, everyone, let's cast a magic spell to make the strawberries over there happy!
Go round and round!
I love you! I love you!
The Skit!
The Skit has started.
I'm Tesshiko Kuromiyanagi, the host.
I'm Kusehidoshi, the host.
We don't have much time because it's a live broadcast, so let's get started.
Yes.
This week's No. 5 is...
The second prize is from Mr.Mukaikaze
Congratulations
Thank you
Congratulations
Thank you, I'm Mr.Mukaikaze
This time, I'll sing the second prize
There are 46 prizes in total
This is the second prize
It's still second
Mr.Mukaikaze, please sing the third prize
Thank you
Now, let's listen to it
This week's 5th episode, I'll do my best to live with a headwind!
The wireless earphones are gone
The clothes I bought go down right away
I got an automatic ticket
It's so sad
Ah, but I still try my best to live
It's a good thing
But I'm still alive today
I hope there's nothing tomorrow
It's a good thing
This is the question and answer center of the love mail center, Tehepena Musume.
Congratulations.
Hello.
Please come here. Congratulations.
Congratulations.
We are Tehepero Musume.
Tehepero!
Today is also very old.
It's spring.
Everyone seems to have started something new.
Is that so?
By the way, what did you start?
Aya-chan is addicted to hand spinners.
Hand spinners!
There was a hand spinner.
What about you?
Maachan is...
Maachan?
White Taiyaki?
It's so nostalgic.
I know.
No, I don't know.
Don't say it out loud.
What about you?
Mii-chan is...
Highball after work?
It's you.
What about you?
It's a 15-year-old setting, isn't it?
Don't talk, you guys.
Don't go from now on.
I'll sing from now on, you guys.
Everyone, please stand by.
All right, everyone.
Let's go.
I don't even say my mother.
Do I say it? Do I say it? Kuromiyanagi- san.
Do I say it? Let's go generation.
That's right.
I understand. Let's listen to it.
Kyou mo Doki Doki
Keitai Nigirishimete
Anata no Meiru wo
Zutto Matteiru ne
Denjipaku ni Anata no
Purikura
Sekigaisen de
Tsutamareau
Anata no Meiru
Sekigaisen de Tsutamareau
Ijou
Koi no
Deru Senka Koiawase
Dakedo Shinjaku Nakute
Majinakase
Dakara Moichido
Boku Yukidase
Koi ni Genkai
Nanindakara Ne
Tehapero
You guys are doing this for me, aren't you?
This week's 3rd place goes to...
Ninja Girls' I Love Sushi Boy
Actually, all the members of Ninja Girls are currently on tour, so the broadcast is connected
Now, let's call out the reporter
Higashi-kun, the man chasing after
Hello, I'm Higashibukuro, the man chasing after
Now I'm in New York, where Ninja girls are on a tour
New York, that's amazing
Now, let's welcome them
These are the Ninja girls
Shushu, shushu, shushu
They're doing it
Excuse me, we don't have much time today
Shushu, shushu, shushu, can you stop right there?
Oh, it's okay. I don't have time.
I don't have time. I understand. Then, let's say hello to the three of you.
Hi, hello everyone. We're sorry we can't see you at the studio today.
We're on a tour across America right now.
The background hasn't changed, has it?
So please join us and have fun.
What's that? Is this synthetic?
Very much.
Isn't it synthetic?
Very much.
My name is Yes.
Her English is the worst.
She only speaks English below junior high school.
Let's listen to her.
This week's 3rd place is Ninja Girls' I Love Sushi Boy.
I love Japan.
I love Japan food.
I love Sushi Boy.
Sushi, Sushi, Sushi Boy.
It's definitely a girl's song.
The curry I ate was so good.
The black-brown skin was so nice.
I fell in love with your straight eyes.
I want to chase after your shiny uniform.
No matter how much you try to be cute,
Let's make salmon curry thick.
I love you.
I love sushi. I love sushi boy.
Why did this song sell in America?
This week's No.2
No.2
It's a sad song that takes your feelings to the grave without telling anyone.
Congratulations!
No.2
Hey, Setsuna Girls?
Where are you?
Oh, sorry.
Setsuna Girls, sorry.
What are you doing, Setsuna Girls?
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, come here.
Come here, you guys.
Where are you coming from?
Come here.
We don't have time.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm the one behind you. I'm the one in black. I'm the one behind you.
You're so small.
I'm the one in black. I'm the one in black.
I can't hear anything at this distance.
We're doing our best today. We're Setsuna Girls.
I'd like to have Setsuna Girls sing for us.
Here's the commercial.
Setsuna Girls
Can I get a sign or a handshake?
They are so energetic when they go to the cinema.
You really like idols.
I'm scared.
Even if you're cute, Yuta is much older than you.
I'm sure Yuta will be like this.
what?
Oh, look.
That's not a bubble.
Don't run away.
Go.
That's not a bubble.
The old ladies are really angry.
The 18,000 yen man was really out of it.
Don't run away.
Well then, let's sing it.
This week's 2nd Setsuna Shoujo,
I will take your favorite feelings to the grave without telling anyone.
I fell in love with you when I was in the first grade.
Since then, I have been thinking about you every day.
I did my best in junior high and high school.
However, I will soon graduate from high school.
Please tell me one more word
I know your address and your ID
I know everything about you
There's only one thing I don't know
It's your feelings
But I can't ask you
I can't ask you, I can't talk to you
My feelings for you
I won't tell anyone until the grave
The lyrics, the song, the choreography, everything is scary
Now, finally, the first place this week is
It's Ayame Tsutsuiga, the crybaby
Thank you very much
Congratulations on winning the first prize with a long hit.
I'm glad I sang it carefully.
Because the song is my heart.
How do you feel about your 30th anniversary?
I want to keep singing.
Because the song is my heart.
I understand.
Please stand by.
I can listen to it again today. I've been listening to it over and over again, but I only have one phrase left, so I'm going to remember it all today.
Let's remember it together.
Let's listen to it.
Nishiyazabu
Fluttering, fluttering, to Nogizaka
When I walked, on the guardrail
You stood out to the full
With a quiver
Ah, tears...
It's a song that she sang on the guardrail, isn't it?
That's the kind of song it was.
It was such a shabby song.
Wow, so many people came out.
Always hit... Tsune wo uzu... I hit my nails...
Thank you very much.
It was a good song to end.
Thank you very much.
What?
What are you doing?
Shibata-sama, now is your chance.
Shibata?
What?
Captain Yuri, this is your graveyard.
What are you guys doing?
Hey, what are you talking about?
Oh, I feel sorry for you for doing such a thing.
What?
What a great power.
What?
Thank you very much.
What is this?
What is this all the time?
Well then.
Goodbye.
Super...Summer Yuri Crash!
What?