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Mr. properly
Paiko Natta!
Token Police!
Let's see what's up!
In the past, he appeared as a character in a romance simulation game, and became a hot topic.
Where are you from, Mr. Uchigo?
Every time I play this game, I feel like I'm going to become a stalker, and I'm scared.
This time, it's YouTuber Stalker.
Just like last time, he became a strong character.
Well, it's still early in the morning.
Why don't we watch a video?
Your recommendation is...
The Gurguru Channel?
I've never seen it before.
Let's watch it.
Gurguru...
Huh?
Gurguru...
I've heard this voice before.
Gurguru...
Kon-chan!
Gurguru...
I'm from the strawberry family.
I'm the new strawberry.
Ta-da!
There you are, Sutoko!
What's this?
I thought it was a game character, but it's a video?
So, that's what we're going to do today.
Let's take a look at Sutoko Ichigo!
Disgusting sound effects!
What is this?
And I don't even know the meaning of the project.
Huh?
I thought you didn't understand the meaning of the project.
Where is Ichigo-san?
What?
Can you hear me?
I can't hear you, but you can understand anything.
It's scary!
Today, I would like to look at the strawberries that Stokko loves very much.
What is that? Nothing will happen at all.
It's a shitty project.
Well then, I'll be back.
What?
Let's go, let's go.
What?
Here you go.
What?
G...
What?
G... What is this?
G... I'm just doing this all the time.
G... How long will this go on?
G... I'm saying G.
I'm saying G all the time.
G...
G... I'm scared.
G...
The end.
I don't get it. Why did we do a prank?
I'm not going to do this.
I can't believe I asked for a high rating for a project like this.
What?
800,000 likes?
That's amazing.
Please leave a comment.
What kind of comment is attached to this?
Wait a minute.
I'm looking at it from a strawberry point of view.
It's the best.
I looked at strawberries and wanted to eat strawberries.
It's okay to look at strawberries.
Everyone, it's too sticky.
It's too sweet for Stocco.
Only strawberries.
Everyone, it's too sweet for Stocco.
Only strawberries?
It was the same.
I'm embarrassed.
Bye bye.
Well, I don't care about stokos anymore. Let's watch other videos.
What? What?
What? Oh, no!
Once I saw it, I thought it was full of stokos.
What? No way!
Oh, this is the only difference.
Okay, this is fine.
Hello, everyone. Good evening, good evening, good morning.
I'm Tama-chan.
There are so many of them.
Oh, this is the type of streamer.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Today's planning meeting is to do a collaboration with
I'm looking forward to it.
Today, I had this person come to me.
Hello.
I've been doing this since I was a first grader.
I'm Stoko.
I had Mr. Stoko come to me.
Why?
Why? Is this a Stoko tablet?
What is this?
I really love you Stoko.
I love you Tamami.
I love you from the bottom of my heart.
I love you from the very top of my heart.
The consumed by hell.
It's the world of hell!
From the next video, I want you to look forward to doing various planning and language with Mr. Stoko.
Live streaming? I'm done with Stoko.
Why? I can't stop.
No, I can't move other apps either.
No, it's forced to start.
Kon-chan, let's roll. Stoko's live streaming is about to begin.
What do I do to stop it? Do I have to watch it?
Huh? Huh?
I wonder what's wrong with you, Ichigo- san, for trying to stop the live streaming.
Why can't you hear what I'm saying?
I'm scared!
We're waiting for a lot of comments from you, Ichigo- san.
Huh?
I don't know. I'll just say whatever I want.
Let's see.
Kon-nichi-wa.
Ah!
Morita-san, you're rolling around.
Just like that.
Take your time.
What?
She's reacting to me.
Then,
I'll wave my hand.
Okay.
This is kind of fun.
Then, let's start with the Q&A section.
I'll answer the questions in the comment section.
Let's get started!
Questions, huh?
There are too many mysteries.
On the contrary, I don't have anything I want to ask.
Huh?
No one is asking questions.
What? No way.
The number of viewers is 1.
What?
Are you the only one who's watching this?
What? Why? That video was so popular.
Obviously, my question is right.
I feel sorry for her.
Let me see.
Are you home?
Thank you for your question.
Are you home?
Yes, I am.
This is the house of Sutoko, the daughter of Ichigo.
Do you have any family members?
We all live on different planets, don't we?
Mom and Dad live on the Melon planet,
and my sister lives on the Milk planet, don't we?
This is tough. What am I doing?
I can't think of any questions.
Hey, Yuuki!
What?
You're shouting again. Stop it!
You're making me nervous!
What?
It seems that my husband's mother has arrived from Melon City.
Wow! My family is here!
This is the most embarrassing thing!
What are you talking about?
Go and wash the bath.
I'm going to the supermarket now.
It's on air now, so it's impossible.
What do you mean it's on air?
A lot of strawberries are watching, aren't they?
What the hell are you talking about?
Why don't you just take a bath and come back?
I can't do that right now.
You're not a character at all.
You have a strong mentality.
Isn't your smartphone flickering?
I'll stop this.
Oh, no!
Very, very, very, very strawberries!
Melon, Melon, Melon, Melon!
I'm from Melon City.
I'm Stokko Mama.
What do you mean?
Did you get brainwashed?
Andes Melon and Mask Melon?
Which Melon are you?
Scary, scary, scary, scary!
What kind of ability does Stokko have?
Hey, sister and mother!
Why are you making a fuss?
I'm on the phone with my friend in the next room.
Be quiet.
Hey, sister!
Sister, run away!
What?
There is no comment on the screen.
Berry, Berry, Berry, Berry, Strawberry!
Look, look, look, look!
It's coming from behind!
Everyone, please drink a lot of milk.
That's all for today's live stream.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
I was so scared at the end.
Is there anything you want to show from the Stokko side?
I scouted Sakura-chan a while ago.
I got a vague reply, so I'm going to say it clearly here.
This is a request from the Stokko side.
What is your favorite fruit?
My favorite fruit is cherry.
Cherry.
Cherry?
Cherry pose?
Next is...
A police officer who strictly enforces the words of insurance policy that everyone does in their daily lives
Cheer for me if I get blood on my face!
After this, a fierce rival appears and the insurance police is in a big pinch!
The last one is a surprise!
Roki-Sakas Kids
If you touch here, it will be cooked.
Thank you very much.
Higashiyama-senpai, I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
I don't know if it's cooked or not.
In such a case, look for Matsubokkuri nearby.
It will be cooked very well.
I understand. Thank you very much.
Ray-chan, I'll cook very delicious meat for you today.
Thank you very much.
Please look forward to it.
Yes.
By the way, I'm sorry.
Why are you apologizing?
Because Mr. Higashi was reading camp magazines in the break room, so I said I wanted to go, but I should have come alone.
It's fun to go camping alone, but it's fun to go camping with everyone.
You don't have to worry about it at all.
Thank you very much. I'm having fun, too.
Really?
Yes.
If you have time, tell me anytime.
Yes.
I'm still studying about camping, but I'll tell you what I know.
Thank you very much.
Why?
Don't move.
We've got a suspect.
Yes!
What the hell are you doing here?
We've got a suspect!
What the hell are you doing?
You've got insurance, haven't you?
No, I haven't got any insurance.
In this rough world...
It's started.
Everyone is afraid of getting hurt,
so they try to get insurance in advance.
But...
I will never allow such insurance.
Nogizaka Prefecture. Haven't you got insurance? Do you want to get insurance? Call someone.
It's the insurance police.
I thought we'd have to climb up the mountain.
If you get blood on your hands,
we'll cheer you on.
We'll cheer you on.
Don't act like you're from Yamabiko.
What are you two doing together?
You said this.
You usually only go solo camping.
That's exactly what I said.
What?
A beautiful campfire and a beautiful barbecue set.
What?
What do you mean?
That means this guy is a connoisseur, isn't he?
Yes, this guy has been to a solo camp at least once or twice.
He also watched a lot of solo camp videos on YouTube and got a lot of knowledge.
So he was studying and taking care of his health.
That's a bit of an exaggeration.
Oh, Mr. Higashi Tomono.
I can rely on you.
Harutotsu!
What's with Higashi Yamano?
I want you to say that!
You are under arrest for breaking the law.
Thank you!
The police!
Someone please do something about them!
Judge, Igiari.
Eh? Who is it?
Eh?
Who is this guy?
The police.
Isn't that a bit too much?
You are...
An acquaintance?
In this world where you have to protect yourself,
I will protect the truth that you can hardly speak of.
Nogizaka Law Firm, Lawyer Hayashi Luna
Hayashi Luna, call someone.
Lawyer Honne.
There's a new guy here.
Mr. Security Police, you said earlier that you were studying to be a law enforcement officer, right?
That's a five-person arrest.
What did you say?
Because this man has never been to a camp before.
What? Does that mean he's a complete beginner?
I was reading the magazine because the solo camp was popular, and luckily Seimiya Rei ate it.
So I was in a hurry to get ready and I was able to make it today.
In other words, studying is not insurance, but the true nature of this man.
How do you know that?
Morita, release him!
Yes!
Oh, that's right.
I'll let you go this time, but I'll never forgive you for insurance.
Good, good, good.
That was really good.
I can tell by your face that you're upset.
My lawyer's assistant is looking at me with this sad expression.
They're scary.
Are you okay?
You're sniffing something.
Let's go one more time.
That was really good.
I'm sorry to bother you every time.
It's okay.
Camping is really fun.
That's good. Thank you.
Is that me?
It's from Yamada-kun.
Yamada-san?
This is Rika-chan's part-time colleague before she joined.
When I told her I was coming to camp, she said she wanted to go when she came back to Japan.
She seems to know a lot.
Yamada-san seems to like Senmyo-san.
No, no, no. I just take care of her like a little brother.
It's not like that at all.
That's right, Chiyo-chan.
No, it's not that kind of relationship.
I think Yamada-san will definitely like it.
What's wrong with you?
He's not in the mood at all.
What's wrong with you?
Stop it, stop it.
Stop it.
I sent a video to Yamada saying that I was camping.
That's good.
Then, Rika-chan, take a picture of me.
What?
Take a picture of Rika-chan.
Yes.
Let's go.
Yamada-kun, camping is really fun.
Yamada, how are you?
When you come back to Japan, let's go together.
I don't want to be in the way.
No.
Yes.
Please tell me more about camping.
See you.
OK.
Thank you very much.
What?
Don't move.
Did he go somewhere?
Don't move.
Again.
Don't move.
He's definitely not moving here.
Don't move.
Yes, he's not moving.
Don't move.
He's not moving.
Have you found the suspect?
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait.
I've found the suspect.
What is this?
You just took a video.
I took a video of the house.
Please support me.
You don't have to take it.
Please support me.
You don't need this part, do you?
You said,
Let's take a video and send it to Yamada.
I said it because I thought so.
Why did you ask her to take a video?
Because Rika doesn't know about Yamada.
Yamada doesn't know about Rika.
That's...
He's trying to make Rika think that he's alone at the campsite.
He's overthinking it.
Morita.
Yes!
What?
My bag...
Stop it.
Rika saw Yasufpentail's post on Twitter and thought he should report it to Rika, and curiously he has no clue what Rika thinks!
I knew it. If we had a selfie stick, we could have taken it with just the three of us.
I totally forgot about that selfie stick.
And yet, he says, forget about the camp.
He doesn't even forget about his health insurance to appeal to good people.
A 20-30-year-old tweak.
That's not what I meant.
I see.
Higashi-san, do you have any memories of your juniors?
Yes, I do.
What?
It's wonderful!
I got you.
I want you to say it.
It's a bad-ass couple disguise.
A couple disguise?
You're under arrest for breaking the law.
You're under arrest!
The police!
He's going to come at me again.
Help me!
Judge Igiari.
He's here!
The police will chase you if you take a selfie.
He's going to come at me.
So you're the real lawyer.
It's a bit difficult to arrest him because of the selfie stick, isn't it?
Why?
It's easy.
Mr. Higashi doesn't know how to use the selfie stick.
I can't believe he was such a useless man.
You're so grumpy.
I was so happy that I went camping and bought a selfie stick.
I was so embarrassed that I didn't know how to set it up.
Why do you know so much?
That's why you have to tell me a lot of things.
This is the true nature of this man.
What is this guy?
Morita.
Shakuho.
Yes.
It looks frustrating.
Don't think you've won with this.
That was good. That was good.
That was the scariest thing today.
Don't throw a tantrum.
No, it's ouch.
It's okay, I'll take it.
Who are you hitting?
Down!
No, don't!
Thank goodness.
Umm...
Yes?
Thank you for saving me.
You're welcome.
Will you do me a favor again?
Of course.
Well, I'm a lawyer so.
But...
Isn't it a health insurance?
Huh?
Don't move!
He's stopped cats and dogs.
Don't move!
I'm about to kill you!
He's stoppediros.
Just what he wants.
Oh my God!
I got jumped over.
Get away!
Here I come!
Sir, let's give a front running talk!
This is gonna cause a huge fight!
You know those device?
Rika-chan, did you save the police?
I'm longing for it.
Someday, I also want to be a police officer.
It's a new development.
I like Nagisa.
After this, what is Runa Hayashi's shocking acting plan?
I'll take care of it until the actual performance.
I like to take off my clothes.
Here comes Yabayatsu.
Yes, I'm here.
Hayashi-san.
Yes.
It seems that I fixed my nipples a little.
Oh, there is already a state of nipples.
That's right.
In rehearsal.
I don't show it at all.
I don't show my nipples at all in rehearsal.
I'll do it in the actual performance.
That's great.
If you show it there, Sayaka will be in a good position.
That's right.
I can't show my natural expression.
I'll take care of it until the actual performance.
Next week's skit. Rehearsal video.
The second episode.
Next time is the second episode of Shiozu Kaju.
A new character has appeared.
I'd like you to watch it.
I'm playing the role of a junior at a company that robs Mr. Morita.
Everyone, please watch it.
And I have a bad feeling at the end, so please enjoy it.