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Lights, camera, action!
This is The Skits 10.
Kuromi-san, what kind of skit is this?
It's a skit about a singing show where various members come out with their own unique lyrics.
What kind of role is Kuromi-san playing?
I'm the mysterious Kuromi Yanagi Tachiko.
What happened?
What started?
Actually, when it comes to acting, Haruka Kuromi is very useful.
In the rehearsal of the skit that was broadcasted last week,
Don't bother me!
She was so emotional that she couldn't help but cry.
That kind of Kuromi becomes the host of the legendary singing program.
Pay attention to the original songs sung by singers with strong habits that appear one after another.
This week's 4th place was Ayame Tsutsuiga's Tears of Nogizaka.
It was a more powerful singing voice than the 30th anniversary of your debut.
I sing with my heart.
It was a good voice.
Thank you very much.
This week's 3rd place is...
Tears of Nogizaka
Welcome to Tehebera Girls, the mail center of love!
Congratulations!
Hello! Congratulations!
Thank you!
Hello, everyone!
Don't hide your feelings!
Tehepero!
We know that we're always watching you!
Tehepero!
We are Tehepero Musume!
Tehepero!
Yes, please come this way.
It's been a while since I last saw you as an idol.
Everyone, I just made my debut this month.
That's right.
Unfortunately, Tehepero was a popular word in the past,
so I thought you've been doing it for a long time.
By the way, how old are you?
We are 15 years old forever.
But you can't ask a lady for her age.
Tsu-ra-tan.
Tsu-ra-tan. It's been a while since I heard that.
Now, let's move on to the most common question.
That's right.
What is the happiest moment in your life?
Aya-chan is...
Aya-chan.
Excuse me, who is Aya-chan?
It's about me.
Oh, the moment when you put on makeup by yourself.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
After all, I think it was the time when Tohmyo grew up.
I know.
It's good to drink, isn't it?
I know.
Don't talk too much.
Next, you.
Maa-chan is...
I think it's a sauna on a holiday.
Sauna...
That's a good idea.
I don't know.
Don't say that.
You don't say that.
I don't want to hear it from you.
And the last one is you.
Mii-chan...
Is it beer after work?
Beer?
I don't know.
You don't drink beer, do you?
Excuse me.
How old are you?
We are 15 years old.
How gross.
I told you.
You don't drink beer, do you?
Sa-ge-po-yo, Kuromiya Nagisa, what is Sa-ge-po-yo?
It's old.
Now, let's listen to it.
This week's 3rd place goes to Tehe- Pero Musume and Koino Mail Center.
This week's 3rd place goes to Tehe-Pero Musume.
The first place goes to Mr. Mukai Kaze, who is trying his best to live.
Congratulations.
Nice to meet you. I'm Mukai Kaze.
Thank you very much.
When I heard the name, I thought there might be someone who is a little bit behind.
I want to cheer up the people who are listening to my song.
It's wonderful.
Let's cheer up too.
That's right.
Let's listen to it.
I'm going to live my life to the fullest with a headwind.
In front of me, a black cat is sitting next to me.
Did he eat cutlet here?
Oh no..
It would be nice if there was nothing tomorrow
I want to hear the last part
Thank you
I understand
Now, the first episode of this week is
The first entry, I Love Sushi Boy
It's Ninja Girls
Congratulations
Thank you
It's cute, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
That's enough.
It's a little long.
Excuse me, please come here.
Please come here.
Come here.
Hurry up.
Please come here.
I don't need it.
Please come here.
Ninja girls are the eight ninja idols.
What are you laughing at? It's your fault.
Please introduce yourself one by one.
What? What? What?
What are you doing?
Introduce yourself.
We are shinobi, so we can't introduce ourselves.
It's annoying.
What's your name?
I'm Yuni Hiragawa.
I'm Rei Seimiya.
I'm Nao Nimiki.
How old are you?
I'm 19 years old.
I'm 17 years old.
I'm 21 years old.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm sorry. I'm a shinobi, so I can't introduce myself.
Why? You said you would answer me if I asked you a question.
That's right.
I'm a shinobi, so I can't introduce myself.
May I have a word with you?
All of a sudden?
Hi! Thank you for your support. The new song is so awesome, so please look forward to it. Love you guys!
She's so good.
I love Japan. I am ninja.
Oh, that's a bad girl. You can't speak English, can you?
No, no, no.
I can't speak English.
You can't speak English?
Now, let's listen to the song.
This week's number one is Ninja Girls' I Love Sushi Boy.
I love Japan!
I love Japan food!
I love Sushi Boy!
Sushi, Sushi, Sushi Boy!
The curry you eat
is so refreshing.
The grilled mackerel is also delicious.
I fell in love with your straight eyes.
I want to chase after your shiny uniform.
No matter how much you pretend to be cute,
let's make salmon curry thick.
I love you!
I love sushi. I love sushi.
Wow.
This is the idol of SAKANA-KUN PRODUCE.
That's right.
Who will be the winner next week?
Please look forward to it.
What ranking did NINJA GIRL win?
Thank you very much.
KUROMIYA NAGI is wonderful.
There was a moment when I lost sight of KUROMIYA NAGI because it was so beautiful.
Tehe Pero Musume.
Compared to the two of them, I may be wrong, but I feel like I'm used to it.
I've never heard of such a high twintail.
The three of us are really okay.
It was the hardest job in 2020.
Thank you very much.
After this, Seira, a girl who is unknown to the world, challenges the drama's extra.
The dream is coming true.
Hayakawa Seira plays a girl who doesn't know much about the world.
This is the second episode of the skit in which she works at various workplaces to study about society.
This time, she works hard at the filming site of the drama.
Pay attention to the life patterns of the adults who are turned around.
Okay, let's go.
Scene 3.
Mayutan Deka's scene inspection.
Ready.
Action!
Mayutan Deka's scene inspection.
The teacher was hit from behind here when he was in the classroom by himself, wasn't he?
Mayutan, what's wrong? Why are you in such a hurry?
This was on the scene.
It seems to be the criminal's clue.
I see.
The weapon is a shell.
You understood well.
As expected of Mayutan.
I'm sure he's a pretty smart guy.
What is the name of the crime?
This case will be solved by Mayutan Deka.
The truth will be revealed in the name of Bacchan.
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
As expected, she is a very popular actress.
Her acting is perfect.
I'm glad.
She is cute today.
Thank you.
Director
I have to shoot the final scene today. I don't have time to talk.
I know. The producer is strict.
The next scene is the last scene, isn't it?
That's right. At the end, I will shoot the scene where Mayutandeka shows perfect reasoning in front of the students.
Yes, I will do my best.
Director, please make our Tamura delicious.
I know.
Let's start shooting.
Get the extra student role.
Thank you.
Good morning.
How are you?
What?
Excuse me.
Then, we will resume the shooting.
Wait a minute.
The two people in the back.
Come here.
You guys in that strange outfit.
The director is calling you.
No, you guys.
You guys.
Me?
Yes.
What?
Who?
Nice to meet you.
I'm Seira Hayano, the eldest daughter of the Kouji family in Hayano.
I'm the maid, Piccarotto.
Why aren't you wearing a uniform?
What are you talking about?
This is my uniform for the martial arts festival.
This is the maid's uniform.
A real lady and a maid?
It's weird to see a girl like this at school.
Go home. I'll do it with those two.
No way!
Why are you crying?
My eyes are getting bigger.
She loves V-Cinema.
She wants to work with Sho Aikawa one day.
I don't know about that.
It would be strange if there was such a person in school.
That's right.
I didn't give you anything to eat.
To eat?
Yes.
Here you are.
Thank you.
ULAN, What was that?!
I guess we could have had sex with you this time lol
Thank you so much! I'm technically going to get a job lol
Okay, let's start! Get ready!
Hey, which pair of clothes is more convincing to you?
Me?
No, it's fine, Yes!
It's alright.
But why are you talking to me right now?
Okay, let's do scene 38 ع
Bye!
Did you find out who the culprit is?
Yes.
The culprit is in here.
What?
The culprit is...
Saya.
It's you.
What?
I can't believe it!
Mayutan's partner Saya is the culprit!
I have no choice but to confess.
Here you go.
I did it.
Thank you!
Hey, you guys. Come here.
No, I don't want to.
The director keeps complimenting me.
There's no need to compliment.
It's the opposite.
What was that performance?
It was written in the script as a surprising performance,
so I tried to make it with Broadway in mind,
but the ad-lib just came out.
As expected of the young lady.
Hey, you guys are just extras.
Just stand there.
You don't have to do that.
Do you understand?
The director's performance...
Why don't you give her a line?
What?
Well, it might be better for the students to get excited.
Thank you very much.
Oh, that's great.
Students A and B, let's get excited together with students C.
Yes.
OK, let's shoot.
Director, our camera is messed up, isn't it?
Shut up.
Stand up.
OK, let's shoot.
Scene 39. The criminal is arrested.
Ready, action!
Why did you do that?
I wanted you to acknowledge me more.
What?
What do you mean?
Go on! Go on!
I think it's wrong of me to treat you like this.
What? That's so mean!
That's why! That's why!
That's why!
If you solve this case, I'm sure you'll get a high rating.
I'm a fool, aren't I?
I'm very happy to hear your feelings.
It's a tragedy that I feel different about my friends.
God, please forgive her sins.
Cut.
I could feel the courage of the whole generation.
It was really wonderful.
The play of the old-fashioned extra was good.
You should stand out more than the main character.
You were so close to me.
Do you want to remove these two and take them back?
No way! Take them back!
Please give it to the producer.
My job is to create a work that the sponsor and the viewers will be satisfied with.
I can't accept any money related to it.
That's it!
Ah!
Then, let's make Ayano Koji Group the sponsor of this drama!
With a doctor's offer!
A doctor's offer?
The producer's memory has changed!
Please make it a movie!
I got it. Let's change the title of the drama.
I'll change it to Miss Sailor and the Friends of the Sea.
I got it.
Wait a minute. Where is Mayutan?
You guys are the friends of the sea.
Get out of the way. Stand up.
Where should I go?
The staff is rough.
Miss Sailor, please come this way.
Thank you.
Next is the last scene.
I got it.
Thank you.
All right. Face the camera to Lady Sailor.
Hey, Tamura Echizora, are you ready?
What are you thinking, you idiot?
All right, let's go.
Scene 40, last cut.
Ready, action.
All the mysteries are solved.
This is the end of the first scene.
Well, this is the end of this story.
From next time, I, Kouji Hayano, and Shuen Seira
will be in a big drama called Out of the Blue.
It's a drama!
Director, please play my Tamura in Out of the Blue.
Well, it depends on this.
It's the power of money, isn't it?
That's right.
We were playing the role of popular actresses at the time.
That's right. You should have read the first article.
That's right.
You were a criminal, weren't you?
I was a criminal.
A criminal?
Ever since the rehearsal,
Hey, Mayutan.
I really wanted to ask you, what is a Chino-han?
That was serious.
After this, Nagi Kuromiya, who worked as a supervisor at The Skits store,
confesses about her role.
Nagisa's birthplace
Did you practice a lot?
Yes, since I got the script
Which one are you talking about now?
This is Kuromi
Since I got the script, I've been listening to the voice of Nagisa Kuroya
In my dream, Nagisa Kuroya came out
I was also looking up the birthplace of Nagisa Kuroya
I put more effort into making a role than anyone else
I put Kuromi too much in the script, so the staff told me that it was a little too much
Next week's skits are coming up!
Thank you for participating in the 3rd generation of Katsuya.
We didn't participate either.
Taisho, we've prepared a spin.
I'm so stupid that I don't want to do it.
Welcome back.
RR Asma.
Let's have fun and dance.
RR Asma.