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Semiya Rei
I'm Semiya Rei!
Here's another brand new 4th Generation skit!
A positive negotiator, Rei.
And Semiya is the main character.
I got to play a new character in Rei Land.
It was fun.
I'm the only side character...side character?
The main character is Hayakawa-san.
What do you think, Akiyaku?
Hey, I got a good role.
Rei Semia is always smiling and positive.
What was her previous self-evaluation project?
I was given a test paper and I was asked to write the number of points I liked.
I wanted to write 100 points.
Such a super positive girl, Semia, challenges the role of a negotiator.
What kind of negotiation technique will save the hostage?
Pay attention to Kuromi's heat smoke, which plays an important role.
You are under arrest. Release the hostage and get out of here!
Shut up! I don't care what happens to this hostage!
Help me!
Hey, the police are in a hurry. Ask for a cuter help.
Help me!
Say it like a cherry blossom.
Help me!
Your voice is so small.
Say it like a yakubo.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
Hey, don't hurt the host.
Shut up!
If you get any closer, I don't know what I'll do.
I can't act like I'm being forced because there's a host.
Damn it.
If only that person was here at a time like this.
Huh?
What?
Everyone, are you having fun?
Huh?
Hello, everyone!
Yes!
So happy to be able to play with the boat!
I'm the daily 100-point-minten,
Reie Seimiya!
You're...
The legendary
positive negotiator, Reie!
Really!?
That legendary...
That's awesome!
A legendary negotiator?
What can such a little girl do?
Reie-san,
The culprit is still in the dark,
trying to persuade her somehow,
but it's hard to persuade her.
Can you do anything?
It's totally fine!
Can I talk to him?
Thank you very much.
No, no, no.
Leave it to me.
Hey, brother!
Shut up!
What the hell is a criminal?
Aren't you hungry?
If you're hungry, I'll give you some gummies.
Can you give me a day off?
Are you underestimating me?
I won't give you a day off.
That's what I thought.
Today, I brought you a lemon flavor.
Sounds good, doesn't it?
What?
I said I'll release you all!
Yay!
Go!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
Get back down!
What are you doing?
Get back down!
No, no, no.
I said, ha!
I didn't say, hi!
Stop taking it in front of you.
But you looked like you wanted to eat gummy.
I didn't!
I'll say it when I release you.
Why do you think you can do it?
Okay, I get it.
I have an idea, too.
Let me go through your conditions first.
What's with the negotiation all of a sudden?
Well, whatever.
For now,
prepare a helicopter and 100 million yen in cash.
Prepare these two.
Once you're ready, I'll release the hostages.
What? You're going to release them?
You're all going to release them?
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
No no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!
Go back!
Why? Go back!
Sorry sorry!
I was listening!
If you are ready, you will be released!
So I said if you are ready you will be released!
You're not ready!
You guys aren't ready!
There's no way you can get ready!
You can't do it in such a short time!
No!
It's not impossible to be alive!
What are you talking about?
What do you mean it's not impossible to be alive?
You're so cool!
So cool!
What are you talking about?
Then, it's settled, right?
There's no excuse.
So, prepare a helicopter and 100 million yen of cash.
Okay, leave it to me.
Hello, this is Rei.
Yes, I'm asking for 100 million yen for a racing helicopter.
I got it. I'll ask you.
Thank you.
I'm ready.
Really? In just 10 seconds?
Really? You can prepare a racing helicopter that easily?
I couldn't do it with a helicopter.
Even a electric bicycle?
I don't know.
You don't have to say it.
What are you talking about?
You'll know when you think about it.
You said you'd talk to me.
Then I'll go to the future.
Yay!
Wait a minute.
Ouch!
Don't hit me.
Wait a minute.
Don't hit me completely.
Get out of the way.
What are you doing?
Why did you think you could do it?
I didn't say anything.
You can understand if you think about it.
It's impossible.
I told you to prepare a helicopter.
What did you prepare?
Electric bicycle.
What are you laughing at?
Have you ever seen a criminal running away on an electric bicycle?
You'll be caught up soon.
It's okay.
I'll be careful not to catch up.
What are you talking about?
And I'm on an electric bicycle.
I have a gear.
You have a gear?
It's not a gear. It's not a gear with a gear.
Hey, what's wrong with this guy?
Help me.
What should we do?
It's okay. There's someone calling me.
Someone calling you?
Please come.
Please.
Tetsuya, what are you doing there?
Hurry up and free the hostages and apologize to everyone.
Don't cause trouble to the hostages.
You can't cause trouble to the hostages.
Please change your mind.
The hostages are being punished.
Everyone, let's go!
Let's go!
Wait, wait, wait!
It hurts!
Get back!
It hurts!
You hit me a lot. Get back!
Get back!
Get back, get back, get back!
Take one step forward.
Who?
Who are you?
This person is...
Mom!
I couldn't find you.
I'm the one who dressed up like a mother.
That's right.
Tetsuya, I'm the one who dressed up like a mother.
What kind of line is that?
Human beings are all brothers.
You're in the way.
I'm sure you'll be able to persuade me to bring my real mother.
It's impossible for a mother-like person.
Is that so?
I don't want you to talk to me anymore.
I don't think this woman's life will be saved in 10 seconds.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Too bad. It's over.
It's over. It's over. I'm going home.
What?
You're so weird.
It's okay. He'll be fine.
Good luck.
Let's all go home.
You're going home?
It's about Reishi, so you must have something on your mind.
Oh, I see.
Maybe it's time for the drama you want to watch to begin.
That's why you're going home?
Well...
Well, let's go home.
Are you sure you want to go home?
Hey! Are you sure you want to go home?
Yay! I made it!
We arrived at the same time, so we went around to the other side.
This building is so high.
Let's go!
I'm sorry!
My hand!
Thank you very much.
Are you okay?
Yes!
That's good. I have to go to the next site.
I'll take this.
I'm happy to be able to do a lot of work.
See you.
You are a positive negotiator.
The battery has run out.
If the battery runs out, you can leave it there.
It's okay. I think it will be a good muscle training.
Bye bye.
Good luck.
Positive.
Thank you very much.
You don't feel uncomfortable doing it by yourself, do you?
I wanted them to have fun doing it, so I didn't think it was moving that much.
The electric bicycle was moving a lot.
Hake-chan is also Hake-chan, and there is no one like that.
How was the impersonation?
It was a great rise of ambition.
Do I look like that?
No, it's not like that.
Nagitaka skit 2
Next is the new skit of the 3rd generation.
Please look forward to it.
The AI called Den, Den-chan and Sato- san. What are the highlights?
The costumes were all silver. It was amazing.
It was embarrassing to walk around in Niteri.
It's hard to move around in Niteri.
It's hard to walk around in Niteri.
Sato is called Den-chan by the members and fans, and is loved by everyone as a cheerful character.
In fact...
That's what I'm curious about. That's why I can't take my eyes off of her.
When she talks, for some reason, she can't read.
This time, Sato will try to play the role of an A.I.
She will fight against the famous Morita in a fictional game, Ha- Shogi.
Will she become the strongest A.I.?
Next, we will be playing against humans and A.I. in Ha- Shogi.
Our commentator today is Ms. Hazuki Mikai from Ha-Shogi Joryu-7.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Ms. Mikai, how do you feel about playing against A.I. and humans?
As you all know, Ha-Shogi is a traditional game where you can test the Japanese's ability to express themselves.
I'm looking forward to seeing how far A.I. can go.
I see. Well then, Meijin Morita.
How confident are you?
Well, it seems that the computer is becoming more and more wide-ranging these days, such as IGO and TES.
It is not possible for humans to lose this game of teeth.
I see, you are confident.
On the other hand, the AI developer, Dr. Umezawa.
What do you think of this match?
Yes, the latest deep-learning has brought about 600 million teeth to the world.
It is now possible to use them properly. I don't think we will lose. I think I can now use my teeth properly. I don't think I'll lose.
600 million?
yes. Yes.
Is there such a thing as 600 million teeth?
What?
Ah, it's a bit of a fin, isn't it? Oh, this is a bit of an old-fashioned teeth, isn't it?
No, the teeth just now are a little silly. No, I just made a small mistake and said, what?
excuse me. Now, it's finally time for the match.
Can humans protect their dignity tonight? Can AI surpass humans?
Now, let's welcome the strongest AI to the stage!
Come on! Heart AI Ben!
Please give her a round of applause.
Oh, is that so?
Wow, it's like a game controller.
Oh, here it comes!
Here comes the AI.
She's using a lot of time.
Whee.
Wow, it's a very Showa-like movement.
Whee, whee, whee.
She's using a lot of time.
This is the latest AI move.
She's using a lot of time.
Ah, yes. It looks like she's settled down.
Now, let's start the match.
The first player is Morita Meijin.
Now, Mukai-san, what do you think of this challenge?
Yes, it's quite difficult.
10 seconds.
9.
8.
7.
As expected of Meijin, it looks like she can do it.
Engage.
As expected, this was quite easy to understand, wasn't it?
Now all that's left is to convey it to the judge, and it will be one point.
Judgment.
A broken tooth.
Not matching.
The topic is, when you make a mistake at work, your teeth.
I think I can say that this is a close call. It was a subtle difference.
Yes, the fact that Meijin Morita's face was shaken was the cause of the problem.
Oh, so that's how it was used.
So I think Meijin is at a disadvantage.
That's right.
High school challenger, Den.
Okay, Mr. Mukai, what do you think of this question?
Yes, it's a very difficult question.
I think this is quite difficult even for humans.
Oh, so you're saying it's an A.I. test?
Yes.
Here it comes.
Oh, as expected of an A.I.
You don't need time to prepare.
Acting.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
This is a perfect acting. Perfect. I'm afraid.
I think it was like there was no emotion.
It sounded like a reading of a stick, but will it be transmitted?
Judgment.
A classmate who has been close to each other for a long time and has never been in love with a friend or a lover,
and when he was told that he would suddenly transfer to a classroom with only two people after school.
Ha.
One. One.
Amazing.
Did you see that Ha?
Did you see the high school girl's room?
I saw it.
This is the most unreadable Ha in the history of the 6 billion.
The first player is Morita Meijin.
I think this is a match for Morita Meijin.
That's right.
I think I can expect it because it's a Ristra face.
You say a little bad things.
10.98 seconds.
7.6 seconds.
Yes, as expected of a master, there is no hesitation here.
Engi!
I understand.
Great.
You were full of enthusiasm from your whole face, and the AI was a little laughing.
It's just my imagination.
Is that your imagination?
Now, how about this?
The judgment.
I understood when my wife proposed to me.
I understand.
They are not the same.
I got the answer when the company gave me the listra.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I've been told that your marriage is over.
The difference between a divorce and a listra.
This is the scary part of the Ha-Shogi game.
I see. It's difficult.
High school challenger.
Professor, please be quiet.
Please stop clapping.
Excuse me.
So, Mukai-san, what do you think about the level?
I can't tell unless I put a lot of emotions into it.
I see.
That was fast.
What kind of performance will the strongest AI show us?
It will be children's play.
understood. I understand. Perfect. It's perfect. It's perfect. I'm really not emotional, this. It's perfect. It's not emotional at all. It's the same as Siri's Okay. Is there anyone who understands this? Is there anyone who can understand this? No, it's passed on to a famous person. This is the best performance of a famous person. It's passed on without saying anything. The judgment.
On the day when a man who had been interested in her for more than a friend was transferred to the station where she was going to be sent, a bell rang at the door of the station where she was going to be sent.
She was suddenly confessed to him, and just before the door closed, she understood.
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Wonderful.
The story continues.
What?
The judge is amazing, isn't he?
Why can you get that far?
The story continues.
It changes to movement.
The story changes to movement from the lines.
Dr. Umezawa, what about AI?
How is the movement?
It's okay.
About 30 movements have been input.
That's not a small number.
There were six movements in the first part.
That's right.
30 movements is enough?
Yes, that's enough.
Really?
Yes.
The first challenger is...
Professor Umezawa, is this a move that can be done in 30 passes?
No problem.
No problem?
Yes, it's already up.
Can you move properly with the strongest AI?
Acting.
Isn't this good?
I didn't even say Ui.
I wonder if this will be transmitted to the judge.
Judgment! When you secretly go to meet a boy who transferred to another school, suddenly he comes from the front and suddenly appears and surprises you.
The story is connected. I was properly connected with the guy who just transferred to another school.
No, I worked hard on this long-distance relationship
Here it comes.
Here comes the famous, here it comes.
So, Ha Shogi AI vs. Human is AI victory.
How was the battle with the best AI?
What kind of teeth?
No, the role of the AI is addictive, isn't it? You got into the role of AI, didn't you?
I did my best with robot-like movements. I did my best to act like a robot.
Also, blinking. And, I did my best to blink.
Not too much?
I did, but I made it a little longer and it looked like a robot. I did it, but I made it a bit longer to make it look like a robot.
There was such a role. You made a role like that?
After this, let's pick up Kitagawa Yuri's teeth when she gets angry. After this, Yuri Kitagawa will show her teeth when she is angry.
You can't be in there anymore, kid. There's no way she can do that.
How about you, Kitagawa-san? How about you, Kitagawa- san? Can you do when you're angry? detonate the har. You can't do that. You're making her angry. There's no way she can do that. Are you in already? There's no way she can do that. There's no way she can do that. There's no way she can do that. There's no way she can do that. let's wait and see.
Why are you laughing?
After this, let's see a little bit of the skits of the next week.
I'm a pervert girl.
Everyone is singing their own original songs.
Sushi Sushi Sushi Bo
It was the hardest job in 2020.
I'm excited again today.
I was hit from behind on the set of the drama.
What?
I can't believe it! I can't believe I got a 9 out of 10!