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I'm looking forward to it all the time, so Nagezaka Skit
Let's get down to tonight's first skit
I want to erase the love of the new skit of the third generation, but Odo-san, what kind of role is this?
I'm on the side of justice
I learned a lot
I thought I had to live properly
There's a lot of information in the book, isn't there?
Yes, there's a lot of information
Umezawa Minami, who plays the role of Umezawa Minami,
challenges the role of an ally of justice who has a strong faith
Iwamoto Oozono and Koinohikeshitai are formed
and they fight against the evil Koinohikeshitai
The coffee here is delicious
That's right
That's why I wanted to bring you here
I'm so happy
Here's the problem. What day is it today?
What is it? My birthday is different, and so is Higashi-kun, right?
Time's up!
That's too early!
The correct answer is the 100th anniversary of our meeting!
Really? I didn't notice!
What a typical idiotic couple
Oh no
What?
I forgot my wallet
What? Again?
Why do you always forget your wallet when you go on a date with me?
No, it's not like that
I'm just happy to see you
It's not about the wallet
I see
Then it's okay
I'll give you everything
Yeah.
But you know what?
There's a leather jacket that I absolutely have to buy today.
If I can't buy it, I'll be in trouble.
Really?
Then I'll buy it for you.
Really?
Yeah.
I love you, Hazuki.
I'm so happy.
She's totally fooled.
But I can't do anything about it.
What is it?
Welcome!
The fire of love is still burning in my heart.
Shall we have a night of drinking again?
What is it?
The fire of love that burns in the heart of a maiden.
We are the Fire Deity Squad, Nogumi.
What? You want to put out the fire of love?
Hey, hang on. Don't go even near him.
Chigasaki's scary.
Hey, I'll watch over you. Don't worry.
Now what do you think?
Don't tell me you still don't know.
He looks�
uh, not so His mouth skill says he's a pygmy, sure enough, he's a typical type
He's a typical guy who doesn't do anything with his mouth.
You're right.
Okay, I'll do it now.
Huh? Hey, hey, hey.
Time spent with a guy like this
Son, son, son, son
Just listen to it
Son, son, son, son, son, son, son
Ha!
Don't look back
How is it?
Thank you very much.
I have woken up.
Good!
The fire extinguisher is ready!
No, no.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm sure you did something good, but it's totally a business interruption.
You were just a mouthful.
Goodbye.
Wait a minute.
What?
Excuses?
I'm a bad guy.
Maybe it's just my mouth.
So you admit it.
That's why I only have you, Hazuki.
What?
Oh, that.
You're the only one who stays by my side.
Wow.
Higashi, it's okay.
I'll be by your side.
Really?
Because you only have me.
Higashi-san!
I'm in love with you!
You know what's going on, don't you?
That's enough.
Please look forward to the next episode!
No, no, I can't do what you guys want me to do.
You're going to ask that guy who only has a girlfriend.
Yes.
When is her birthday?
Her birthday is August 23rd.
That's correct.
Then, what are her siblings?
She has an older brother and an older sister.
That's correct.
See, it's perfect.
How is it?
You still don't get it?
What?
Do you know what he was saying when he remembered?
What?
There's another woman floating in his head, isn't there?
No way!
He doesn't let go of his phone all year round, does he?
If he sees a message from another girl,
he'll be in trouble!
I've never seen him let go of his phone before.
Now!
Anyway, it's time to be with a guy like me! Son, son, son, son! Just believe in me! Son, son, son, son, son, son, son!
Now, Miss,
smell
but
I finally woke up this time.
What?
Purification is complete!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
We meet again.
I believed you, but I was an idiot.
Goodbye.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, wait...
It's okay now, right?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a second.
What?
Hazuki, I had a dream.
Huh?
You had a dream?
No, he's not good at making men's dreams come true.
I wanted to become a novelist.
When I'm done with my work, I'll send it to Hazuki.
I want you to be the first one to read it.
I can't help but support your dream, Higashi-kun.
I said no!
Higashi-kun!
I'll be waiting by your side.
Higashi-kun, make my dream come true!
Thank you. I'll definitely make my dream come true and become a Big.
Captain Higikeshi! This is the worst situation!
It's okay, it's okay.
Seriously...
He's a hopeless man, isn't he?
Let's get rid of him completely.
There's nothing left, so it's okay.
That's right, so we don't need to get rid of him.
Hazuki-chan!
Can you help me with my love problems?
What?
My crush is a guy who forgets his wallet on a date,
and becomes my lover.
He gets along with other girls,
but in the end, he says,
you're the only one for me.
I'm going to keep chasing my dream,
so I'm going to keep supporting him by his side.
Azuki, what do you think of guys like him?
He's the worst.
A guy like him?
You'd better break up with him right away.
You're a piece of junk.
You're beautiful, so you'll find a good guy soon.
What do you think?
You still don't get it?
What?
If it's a person's love...
You can see it with your own eyes, can't you?
When it comes to me, it's sudden.
I don't understand.
That's what love is.
I want you to have a good love, too.
Yes.
All right.
Now.
You have to look straight ahead
Son, son, son, son
You have to decide on your own
Son, son, son, son
Now, Hazuki-chan
Ready, go!
I'll decide for myself.
I'm in!
Next time, please don't dance.
I want to take care of myself.
Goodbye.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I can't wait.
What?
Oh, the flame of love has completely gone out.
Damn it.
It's hard.
Master.
Yes?
I'm going to go get my wallet.
Oh, you really forgot your wallet?
Please look forward to the next episode!
There isn't a bigger lighthouse than that.
I was going to film a lot of funny moments,
but I was able to do more than that.
That's the kind of person I like.
I'm Skit from Nagizaka.
Skit Katsuya is a skit in which members who have played various roles
help people who are in trouble.
Don't forget.
Please look forward to the next episode!
The 3rd episode today is a special Christmas menu!
These members will be delivering a special Christmas cutlet!
My cutlet is a little different from everyone else's.
It's a little different.
Only one of them is completely different.
I'm sorry.
Welcome to Katsuya.
Merry Christmas.
That's unexpected.
Are you the type to be excited about Christmas?
It's embarrassing.
But there are a lot of couples at this time of year.
I'm trying to cheer up just by feeling.
Do couples come to this store?
I'm going home crying because I got a cut.
That's the current Christmas trend.
Is it a trend?
This is today's special menu for Christmas.
Special menu?
Do you have any concerns?
Concerns?
I don't think I'll be doing much work or personal life this year.
Then, how about a Christmas miracle cut?
Oh, that sounds good.
Okay, let's go with a Christmas miracle cut!
This is...
Oh, the music is good too.
A Christmas miracle cut
I think it's a cake shop.
Welcome. Which one would you like?
Well, do you have strawberry shortcake?
Yes, it's the last one.
What? It was the last one last year, too.
Wow, it's got something on it.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Well, it doesn't have anything on it, so I'm glad it's a small miracle.
Do you really think it's a miracle?
What?
You buy me strawberry shortcakes every year, don't you?
So I always kept one for you.
For you.
No, why would you do that?
You always look gloomy, so I want you to smile a little.
Let me tell you something today.
There are people who look at you like I do.
Since it's Christmas, I want you to smile a little.
Once in a while...
Once in a while, come to the store with a smile.
Cut!
Wonderful.
Hey, Taisho, don't you think you're going too far from the shop?
What do you think? The Christmas miracle cut.
No, no, it's a waste that I can only taste this on Christmas.
We're making it with our lives on the line.
Taisho, you're great.
Yeah, I'll take that.
Oh, excuse me.
Hello, I'm Katsuya.
Oh, Hanako. What's up?
Oh, I'm going to be late again today.
So, eat the Christmas cake with your mom first.
What?
I've told you so many times!
I don't care about Christmas!
Stop being so selfish and go to bed!
Katsuya!
I'm sorry.
Is that how you treat your family?
I understand.
I'm looking for the sad side of a craftsman.
It's hard to ask.
No, no. Please keep asking.
How about the stylish sister cut next door?
It's a one-of-a-kind item that you can only taste on Christmas.
I'm curious about that.
Well, then.
Okay.
The stylish sister cut next door, one.
That's how you use it.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Kuro-chan, you're back already?
Being alone on Christmas is pretty lonely, isn't it?
No, you're always late, Miyu-nee.
Well, I've known you since you were little.
You're like a little brother to me.
No, but I'm alone, too.
Too bad.
Your boyfriend will pick you up at 8 o'clock.
What?
Miyu-nee, did you have a boyfriend?
Yeah.
So, Bukuro-chan, I'm getting married soon.
What?
I'm sorry.
You said you'd marry me a long time ago.
No, that was a long time ago.
But you told me then.
You said you'd be the coolest man in the world.
Did I say that?
You did.
Miyu, I've been waiting to see you.
Don't be lazy every day and be a cool guy.
Yeah.
Don't forget the last word.
Cut!
I'm about to cry.
I tried to make it a little bitter.
It's bitter.
I just thought of Yuumin's lover.
Cut!
Cutlet? With the blocked cutlet? Huh? I tried it No, the spicy cutlet I had a little while ago was surprisingly spicy, so I'm scared
Oh, you're a senior high school student?
What?
You look depressed because you couldn't do anything.
But you were depressed before, too.
Why don't you do anything?
Well, it's been a while since I realized it.
You mean you didn't do anything while I graduated from kindergarten,
went to elementary school, and learned how to sew?
Yes.
Adults are really troublesome, aren't they?
Remember when you were a kid.
Didn't you have a lot of things you wanted to do every day on Christmas, New Year's, and school?
That's true.
Even children ask Santa for what they really want.
Adults don't get lost in what they want to do.
Idiot!
Gyaaaaaa!
I don't like her tone.
I'm scared of her tone.
This is a little...
Wait a minute, please.
Let me add one more flavor at the end.
Add one more flavor?
Yes.
What is it?
Merry Christmas.
Tsundere?
You can do that?
She's grown up.
By adding sweetness, it brings out the spiciness even more.
That's true.
It was kind of good.
So, how about Santa Claus cutlet as a finish?
That's good.
Please.
Santa Claus cutlet as a finish.
For theprint...
ilda
Oh! This outfit reminds me of Christmas!
Oh, it's getting good!
Good, good, good.
Yeah, good.
In the home town of Santa Claus, Finland,
there is a saying.
Captain?
The mouse does not come to the sleeping cat's mouth.
In other words, it means that you can't get anything without action.
Why don't you try acting?
Cut!
I don't need it.
What is this? It's the opposite.
Wait, don't go home.
This is just a Finland cut.
Are you satisfied?
I can't eat this.
Let's go to the special menu.
Is there a special menu?
Why did you win that time?
This is a little heavy menu.
It's only for those who want it.
I can't finish with a Santa Claus cut.
Why did you win that time?
Why did I win that time?
Higashi, Merry Christmas.
Oh, Mayu.
I asked Higashi's mom.
She's been down lately.
I came to see her.
It's okay if you're close to your parents.
It's okay.
Really?
By the way, I heard about you.
You were invited to a Christmas date by the captain of the soccer team, right?
Yeah.
That's great.
He's good-looking and has a good personality.
Hey,
are you okay with me going on a date with another guy?
Huh?
No, it's nothing.
I'm going then.
Mayu?
What?
Uh, well...
Merry Christmas.
You need to cheer up.
Or I'll get really mad.
Cut!
Why didn't I get to say a word at that time?
I'm sorry, Captain.
If only I had the courage to tell you not to go.
I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
No matter how much I think about that time, I can't change the past.
But if it's the future, I can change it from tomorrow.
I'm going to die again today.
I'm sorry.
Tsuzuri-san, you've grown up, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
You're getting more and more red.
Really?
I'm glad.
I was wondering if a junior high school student would come.
Endo-san, too.
I only had the image of Morita-san's cutlet.
It was a thin cutlet, wasn't it, Endo- san?
It was a bite-sized cutlet.
The 3rd generation students may also be included in this.
By all means.
After this, let's take a look at Umezawa's ideal cutlet.
Next week's skits.
The 3rd generation might also be in this.
By all means.
Is there anything you want to do in this situation?
Something like a Yankee.
It's a skit that makes you feel good.
It's not a setting for a Yankee.
I want to come out.
After this, let's take a look at next week's skits.
Next week's skits.
Hello!
The interview negotiator.
It was fun.
There was a side character other than me.
A side character?
The real side character.
Next week's skits.