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I'll listen to what you have to say.
Nogizaka Seats
You're not gonna want to miss these two skits.
Mayutan wants to be loved.
This is the third episode.
This time, my family will come out.
That's right.
It was a little fun.
Nogizaka Seats
This is the 3rd episode of the skit where 4th generation's oldest member, Mayu Tamura, plays a young woman who has a strong personality.
A young woman?
This time, pay attention to the members who play the role of Mayu Tamura's family who has a strong personality.
Dad, I'm home.
Thank you for your time.
Hey, Mayu, Tetsuya. I've been waiting for you.
Hey, Mom. Mayu's home.
Oh, hello. Welcome home.
You must have had a hard time. Have a seat.
Thank you.
Tetsuya, how's your newlywed life?
I'm having a lot of fun.
She's a great wife.
I'm always supported by her.
Oh, stop it. You're making me blush.
That's a relief.
When I was little, I used to say a lot of cute selfish things.
We used to talk to each other.
We made mud dumplings and ate them.
When I pretended to eat them,
I was told that I wouldn't eat them.
I had a hard time.
You don't remember?
It was when I was little.
Hahaha.
That's a relief.
Huh? Who is it?
Tetsuya-san said he'd come, so I asked him to bring some sushi.
Thank you, Mom.
I'm sorry, Mom.
I'm sorry I bothered you.
It's okay, Mom. I love to entertain people.
Oh no! What should I do?
What's wrong, Mom?
I'm sorry I bothered you. I'm sorry I bothered you.
Nozomi is having fun by herself
I asked her to pick a Jacuzzi without telling me
Of course I know it was Mom
I'm sorry
Hey, personality.
HAHAHAHAHA
Well, I came here by car, so I'll ask her to exchange this.
Don't you want to eat?
What?
Don't you want to eat sushi?
No, no, no.
It's better to have a story, so I think it's better to write it.
What?
I can't eat the sushi that your mother bought.
I can't feel the texture of sushi that only has wabi- sabi.
No, no, no.
What?
Oh, we are really a stupid parent and child.
I can't do this with my parents and child.
I understand. I'll eat it. I'll eat it.
This is almost a mahjong pie.
This is...
Wait a minute.
Ah, ah.
Thank you for the food.
Ah, ah, ah.
Ah, I can't believe he's so happy for me.
I, I'm being loved.
Ah, Tetsuya-kun.
I can't stop myself from doing this.
Oh, I see.
I'm home.
Luna, welcome home.
Oh, Tetsuya, you're home.
By the way, thank you for the souvenir from the last honeymoon.
Oh, no, no, no.
I was surprised because it was the first time I was given an Hermes bag as a souvenir.
I'm glad I found it.
I have a gift for you.
Can you wait a moment?
Yes.
Thank you for your bag, Mr. Yotsuya.
Thank you.
There's a cute bag inside. Can I open it?
Yes.
I can't wait to see what's inside.
It's Hermes.
Is it the Three Among Men?
What's this?
Stockings?
No!
What's wrong, Luna?
I thought I bought a cute mask, but I bought the wrong stockings.
I'm sorry, Luna.
I'm sorry, Ukkari.
I'm sorry.
I can't wear this, so I'll give it to Mayu.
You're not going to wear it?
You're not going to wear your sister's present?
I'm not going to wear it, but I'm going to wear it.
That's impossible, isn't it?
What?
No, no.
What?
I can't wear my sister's present.
All the care from the Tamurake family was in vain.
I don't want to come to a house like this again.
After all, we are stupid parents and children.
This is almost a power-hara.
I understand. I understand. I'll wear it.
You can wear it, right?
Hey, look at me!
At least!
Look at me!
Smile!
Hey!
You're not laughing at all!
Neither is your father!
But, well...
The mask suits you perfectly!
I can't believe he's so happy for me!
I...
I'm so happy for him!
I should have pulled her back more.
That's good.
Your love was real, right?
Yes.
Oh, right.
I brought a souvenir too.
Please wait a moment.
What is it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Ta-da!
I have a relative who grows noni juice.
So I brought it to you today. I hope you all stay healthy.
But we are all healthy.
I'm sure there are other people who want it.
It's okay if you don't take care of it.
I brought a heavy noni juice.
I thought I'd have everyone drink it.
I just wanted everyone to be healthy.
I'm not a bad person.
I got it. I'll drink it.
I'll drink it.
Thank you.
Who will go first?
Luna, will you go first?
This juice is really good for your health.
Then, I'll drink it.
Please.
You should drink it quickly.
No.
You should drink it quickly.
No more?
Mom, do you want to go?
Thank you
I'm healthy
I want you to live long
Thank you mom
Is it Bismarck style, mom?
Mom!
It's getting better.
Okay, this one.
Wait a minute.
You have to finish it quickly, or I won't be able to eat it.
Why do you look like you want more?
Mayu, I can't help it. I'm sorry.
Mayu, you can have more, right?
Mayu, let's have one more.
I want you to be healthy.
Really?
Let's go, Mayu.
Mayu!
Ah, I'm so happy!
Tetsuya-kun, come back anytime.
Thank you very much.
It was the most difficult.
Hayashi-san, you couldn't react.
I was very relaxed.
I said I thought I could do it at all, but I couldn't do it at all.
After this, the 4th generation will win against Higashibukuro.
What are you saying to a good adult?
Nagisakashi Kids
Higashibukuro
This is the second part of the skit where the members who have done various roles put katsu in the customers who are in trouble.
Cheer up quickly!
This time, please pay attention to this member's ir-katsu!
I'm sorry.
Welcome. Welcome to katsu.
It's been a long time.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
In fact, if you go to a lonely gourmet, the reservation will be taken. Actually, if I appear on Kodoku no Gourmet, the reservation will be canceled. Did you appear on Kodoku no Gourmet? Did you appear on Kodoku no Gourmet? Is it No, I didn't appear on Kodoku no Gourmet. I didn't appear on Kodoku no Gourmet. I said that, too. I said, I said That famous saying came out. I said, I said That famous saying came out. I said, I said That famous saying came out. I said, I said that quote
How about Manager Katsu?
Manager Katsu, ah, you seem to be doing well. Manager Katsu, oh, that sounds good.
Well then, please. Then, I'll do it.
All right, Manager Katsu. Good, Manager Katsu, go!
yes. Yeah.
Is it 9?
Ah, after all, I was in a place like this. Ah, I knew you were here.
I thought that if Azuma-kun wanted to play, it would be here. I knew you were here if you were going to play.
What is it, it has nothing to do with you. What? It's none of your business.
It doesn't matter. I'm your manager, It's none of your business. so it's only natural for me to come and pick you up when you're not working.
It's not the time to care about me, who is a perpetual substitute. It's not the time for me to worry about you.
Oh, I see. I couldn't become a regular this time, so I'm always on the lookout. Oh, I see. I couldn't be a regular this time, so I've been slacking off.
What are you saying. Do you ever regret that? What are you talking about? Do you have to be upset about that every day?
It's a lie. Higashi-kun, you came earlier than anyone else in the morning and practiced, didn't you? I can't help but regret it. No, I'm not. You get up early every morning and practice every day, don't you, Higashi-kun? There's no reason to be upset.
Nothing will change. You haven't changed at all.
How pathetic are you talking? Why are you being so pathetic?
It's a bonus if you think nothing really has changed. I know you haven't changed at all.
I know it's getting better and better. I know you're getting better and better.
Giving up so easily is no good. You can't give up so easily, can you?
How was it, Manager Katsu? How was it, Manager Katsu?
I almost cried. I feel like I'm going to cry.
I'm not in the baseball club either, and I was in the go-home club. I wasn't in the baseball club, but I was in the home club.
Customer, it's all about the baseball club. You're in the baseball club.
Actually, the manager cutlet from earlier and the childhood friend cutlet from the other day are exactly the same ingredients. Actually, Manager Katsu and the childhood friend Katsu are the same material.
But, I changed the arrangement of the seasoning a little. But I changed the seasoning a little bit.
You're a craftsman. You're a professional.
I am still in training. I'm still training.
No no no no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
This makes me want to try others. I want to try something else.
Oh, I see. I see.
How about the restaurant sign girl Katsu?
Oh, I see. I'm a little worried. Oh, I see.
Well then. Well, then.
Yes, the restaurant sign girl Katsu, chu!
Oh, Higashi-san, welcome. Can I have katsudon today as well?
Yes, please.
Yes.
One katsudon, please.
Oh, right. How about salad today?
No, I'm fine.
Then, how about spinach?
No, thanks. I don't like vegetables.
Don't say that again. You have to eat vegetables, too. You only eat katsudon every day.
You have to think about nutrition.
I don't want to live a long life.
You are stupid.
What?
At least, I'm sad when something happens to you.
Don't say that again.
Cut!
Don't protect yourself.
Cut!
You can eat delicious food every day.
Cut!
That's all.
Sanren-chan's cutlet.
There is such a thing.
Cabbage and my cutlet are free.
Really?
No, I don't need cabbage.
What is this spicy pork cutlet?
It's a little bit stronger than usual,
and we serve it to our customers who like that kind of taste.
Stronger?
Yes.
It's spicier than other menus.
Can I have one of those?
Sure.
Here you go.
Spicy pork cutlet!
Spicy?
What does that mean?
Huh?
Isn't this a child?
A child?
What are you talking about?
You said it's boring to repeat the same thing every day, so what did you do?
Well, I was a little busy with work.
See, you want to change even though you haven't done anything. It's impossible, isn't it?
No, it's exactly as you say.
In other words, if you change, you can change your life as much as you want.
Yes.
Don't forget that your possibilities are infinite.
Idiot!
Cut!
Taisho, this is extremely spicy, isn't it?
This is not spicy at all.
I like this one the most, too.
That girl is amazing.
What is that?
That was originally spicy.
It must be spicy.
I can't stand it.
I got it.
After the spicy one, how about Jimikatsu?
Jimikatsu.
It has a mild taste.
I'll take that.
Let's go!
Gemmika Twitch!
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, Higashi-kun.
Today, you're going to play with me, right?
Oh, nice to meet you, Kuromi-san.
I'm sorry.
I'm the most boring student in your class.
You're disappointed, aren't you?
What are you talking about? I'm not disappointed.
But it's dark and I can't say anything interesting.
I don't think there will be any fun things in the future.
No, there won't be any fun things.
There will be a lot of fun things in the future.
You shouldn't spend every day with that feeling.
Thank you.
That's when I thought of Higashi.
What?
I thought, if I took off my glasses, I'd be such a beautiful girl.
Thailand Sonoration?
Then, I'll say the same thing to you, Higashi.
I'm sure there will be lots of fun things in the future.
Don't spend every day with that kind of feeling.
That's when I thought of Higashi.
I never thought the words I said to her would come back to me.
Cut!
And that's the end.
Wait, wait, wait.
How was it?
This is a problem menu, isn't it?
I'm a little worried about Taisho's narration.
It's a bit of a peculiar taste.
That's right.
You're adding a peculiarity to it.
Ah, but the menu ends with this.
Actually, sir.
What?
There's a back menu.
Back menu?
Yes.
What do you mean?
It's a back menu.
What's that?
It's a menu that you can enjoy with your co-workers who have just been aged.
That's nice.
I'd like to have that.
However, this is 10,000 yen.
10,000 yen?
Isn't it a little expensive?
How much is it?
10,000 yen.
Then I'll ask you.
Okay.
Aged grass continuous life
Hiigashi, what's wrong? You look kind of down.
Oh, if you've fallen out of love, I can talk to you.
No, I haven't.
No, no, no. I just thought that I haven't had much fun recently.
Oh, it seems like you've accumulated a lot of things.
Okay, let's go to dinner next time.
I'll listen to you. I'll listen to you.
No, no, but if I go with you, I'll be angry with you. But if I go with you, you'll make me angry.
No, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?
I'm the only one who can listen to Azuma's complaints. I'm the only one who can listen to you.
Well, see you next time. Well, see you next time.
Yeah, see you soon. Yeah, see you next time.
What? Is this the end? Are you going home?
No, this is a general rip-off. No, this is the end.
What?
Mr. Iwai, the work you asked me to do is finished. Thank you. I finished the job you asked me to do.
It was easy if I followed Mr. Iwai's instructions. Thank you for teaching me.
thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Oh that's good. I'm glad to hear that.
So, would you like me to treat you to a meal?
Huh? No, I can't make my juniors angry.
Then split the bill. Then, let's split the bill.
Well then, I'll listen to Mr. Iwai's complaints instead. Then, I'll listen to you instead.
Really? Really?
The End
Eh?
Even though you're a colleague of Kusare-en?
I'm glad I was able to do something fun.
Cut!
What is this?
It's a perfect subject.
It's 10,000 yen.
Is that 10,000 yen?
My colleague who I thought was Kusare-en has become a different person one day.
It's the same thing every day.
No, I don't.
That's deep.
Is that kind of message put into it?
Ayame-chan, do you have any strange lines?
Not really.
It's better to have some.
When I went to see a line called 〇〇 once before, I felt like I was looking down on Mr. Morita.
This time, I was able to make a 〇〇 with love.
Why didn't I have 〇〇 back then?
The 〇〇 who played the 〇〇 of Higashibukuro's 〇〇 is...
You look good in it, Shibata.
If I wasn't that person, I would hate that person so much.
You would hate that person because you're gay?
I would definitely hate that person because I'm a woman.
It's not a side effect though.
Men end up falling for that kind of girl.
No, no.
What? Are you all jealous of me?
No, no. That's a completely different direction.
Coming up next week, we'll show you how we'll announce the winner of the Charade Mii Show!
Why is everyone cheering for her?
I think I can be a part of this show as long as I'm not a member
I'm really glad I was able to do my best
What is the most popular character?
And...
I want to open my heart to you.