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Nogizaka Skit
So today, we kick it off with this starlet!
This time, it's a scene skit called Love Sister Sakura.
This is unexpected, but this is the first time that Endo is starring alone in this skit.
It's my first time.
It's your first time.
How was it?
It was good.
Yeah, it was good.
Hayakawa Seira, who was on the show with me, was a good support.
I don't know if it's good or not.
I don't know if I'll be told that again.
I want you to hold my hand.
Nogizaka 46's single,
If you don't have to be strong until dawn, you can be the center.
The four-generation face of the four- generation idol, ENDO SAKURA.
ENDO becomes a sister and gives advice to a girl.
Please pay attention to Mune- kyun's line suggested by Sister Sakura.
Oh happy day!
I want to drink alcohol after work.
Hurry up, hurry up!
Let's not do this.
We can't.
We have to tell him how we feel today.
Come on, be brave.
You're going to confess in the gym?
You're so young.
Why did you call me here?
He's called the most handsome guy in school, Higashi.
I don't know why, but I've heard that he's been confessed to many times.
He's a strong opponent, isn't he?
You know, Yuna has something to tell you.
Here.
Shibata, what is it?
Well, actually, I...
I've been thinking about Higashi for a while now.
I'm sorry. I can't do it.
Yuna, hang in there!
I don't know what to say.
You're right. He's the most handsome guy in the school.
It's hard.
I got it.
Let's talk to him.
Is he...
Yes, he's the legendary guy.
What? Legendary?
Love sister!
Please help this lost little lamb.
What?
I'm sure your love will bloom.
I'm the love sister, Sakura.
Love sister?
The legendary sister who tells the story of the god of love.
She was really there.
God always supports girls in love.
Sakura, please tell her the best words of confession.
I understand.
I have firmly accepted her feelings.
Now, let me tell you the words that will make your voice bloom.
Oh, I see.
I know that Higashi-kun is popular, but I still want to tell you.
I am the best in the world.
I love you.
Oh, this is the best.
Thank you very much.
Wait a minute.
What?
It was good. It was very good.
It's a little out of the ordinary.
Do you have any words left in your heart?
Is this guy claiming?
I see.
I got it.
Oh, one more time.
Once again, I received her feelings.
Let me tell you the words that make your voice bloom.
Higashi-kun is sly, sly, sly.
What? What is sly?
Because I like you so much, but Higashi- kun is always calm.
I like this kind of sly, sly, sly man.
Thank you very much.
Wait a minute.
I wish I was a first grader, but I'm a third grader, so don't you think it's a little childish?
What?
Isn't there a word that's a little more calm?
I'm going to order a lot of God.
I understand.
I can do it.
Oh, that's good. Hurry up and tell me.
I can't even do that.
If I say I don't want to stay as a friend, is it selfishness?
Good, good, good! You're doing well! Next!
I like you, nya!
Ah, it's separated, it's separated, it's separated! Okay, next!
That's right, that one is separated.
I found my first boyfriend
Oh, it's too twisted. Next!
This guy is looking at me from above
Hey, sister, are you in trouble?
I understand
Come on, just make me your girlfriend
It's already burned out
It's so good! It's so cute! Yuna, let's go with this one!
Are you sure about this one?
Yeah, I'll do my best
Wait a minute
I heard everything
That's right
It's this distance
How did you feel when you heard that?
I'm sorry, but Higashi won't belong to anyone
Higashi wants to be everyone's Higashi
Well then, adios
What a disgusting adios
What? He's so annoying
Then, I'll go with this one.
Wait a minute.
I'm going to do a show to encourage you, so come to the love sister.
No, I have a job.
It's a job to support a girl you love, isn't it?
Yes.
Then let's go.
I'm sorry.
But I want to fall in love, too.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
Endo, you looked like you were watching a horror movie.
It's close. It's close.
I love you. I love you so much.
Why are you so down?
It was cute.
No, no, no.
It's like, what?
It's very humble.
Hayakawa-san, you seemed to be very easy to do.
The staff told everyone to do it as it is.
As it is?
What do you mean by as it is?
If it looks like this, I'd like to correct it.
She's the most addicted character I've ever played.
No, no, no.
There's a guy like that.
After this, a new character appears in Skit, in which Sayaka Kakeashi plays the passionate police officer.
This is it.
Security police.
I'm going to cry.
You're going to cry?
Oh, really? I'm already crying.
Negisaka Skit 2
Next, it's the 3rd episode of Hokenpolice!
Kakiwata-san, you were an intruder last time, right?
That's right.
This time too, I've added a new element.
It's like...
A movie version?
A movie version of Hokenpolice?
A movie?
It might be because of the drama.
It's Hokenpolice!
Sayaka Takehashi becomes a nurse at the Nekketsu Police Station.
The third episode of the skit is about how everyone is trying to protect each other.
This time, it's not just Higashibukuro.
Pay attention to the new character played by Matsuo and Yumiki.
Here.
Cafe au lait
Not yet?
I'm sorry.
I've been waiting for a long time.
I'm sorry. Please wait a moment.
Rika-chan, did you get the order from the customer over there?
I'm sorry. I forgot to pay.
It's okay.
Mr. Higashi, can you make a cafe au lait?
Oh, it's okay.
I'm sorry. It's my fault.
Thank you very much.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Then, please take this out.
Rei-chan, it must be hard to be an educator.
No, I've become a senior.
It's been a while since I've seen a girl who's so focused on her part-time job.
I'm happy.
That's right.
Then, as a reward for today, I'll treat you to delicious meat.
What? Are you sure?
Well, I want to act like a senior, too.
Thank you very much.
Not at all.
What?
What's going on?
Are you a police officer?
What's going on?
Hey, police!
Don't move.
What?
We've got a suspect.
What?
We've got a suspect.
What?
Me?
What?
We've got a suspect.
What?
You've just applied for insurance, haven't you?
Insurance?
In this hard-working world,
everyone is afraid of getting hurt,
so they try to apply for insurance in advance.
But I will never allow such an insurance!
Nogizaka Prefecture.
Is it not insured?
Is it a fake?
Call someone.
The insurance police!
Ah!
The insurance police?
The insurance police again!
This is my workplace!
What are you doing?
If you take a blood sample, you will be punished!
No, it's my line!
You said you wanted to do something like a senior,
so you invited Rei Seimi to dinner.
That's right!
That's strange.
The yakiniku restaurant I'm planning to go to tonight has already been booked. What? It looks like you already have a reservation. It looks like you already have a reservation. It looks like you already have a reservation. It looks like you already have a reservation. It looks like you already have a reservation. It looks like you already have a reservation. It looks like you already have a reservation. It looks like you already have a reservation. It looks like you already have a reservation. It looks like you already have a reservation. It looks like you already have a reservation. already booked
It looks like you already have a reservation
It looks like you already have a reservation. It seems that there is already a reservation, but it seems that there is already a reservation.
Even so, when I use my senpai, I blew my ears around, so I blew around the senior
I'll let you eat it for the rest of your life.
So that's how it is.
I was taking care of my health.
Oh, Mr. Higa, you know a lot about good restaurants, don't you?
I'm going to ask you to come with me.
What do you mean, come with me?
I'm going to arrest you as a security guard.
Arrest?
That's easy! I'm a security guard!
Don't move!
I said, don't move!
Huh?
A salaried man at a nearby futsal place?
You've been busy at work, so it's been a while since you moved your body?
You're taking care of your health when you can't do it well, aren't you?
I'm going!
What? You're going, aren't you?
Oh, I'm glad you're safe.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking for a plate.
I'm sorry.
Senpai, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
If I had been arrested, I wouldn't be in the kitchen anymore.
What?
I'm sorry.
Are you okay? Are you hurt?
No, but the plate is...
It's okay to clean it up.
I'm sorry.
That girl... She's a good girl, but she's a little clumsy. It's hard, isn't it?
No, but I think it would have been a little easier if Yamada-kun was here.
Yamada?
Yeah.
I heard she quit her part- time job and is traveling alone.
She's in America right now.
How do you know that, Rei-chan?
I sometimes text her.
Text?
Yes.
I'm a little worried about Yamada. Make a group line with Yamada, Rei-chan, and me.
Oh, Yeah.
What?
That doesn't matter now.
What kind of insurance policy is that?
It's a insurance policy.
Don't decide. That's gonna get popular.
Security guard!
That's not what it's supposed to be.
I want to hear it. I want to hear it.
I don't have this guy.
That's the least important thing ever.
You just said, make a group line.
You'll have to pay dearly.
A fan?
What? Who asked you?
A fan?
Of course!
You're being asked by me!
You said,
I'm worried about Yamada, so make a group line.
It's just like that.
What you want isn't Yamada-kun's ID.
It's a business-related ID theft case where you try to steal Seimi and Rei's IDs from the group line!
An ID theft case?!
That's a good idea.
Worrying about Yamada-kun is a good thing, isn't it, Mr. Higashi?
I have a clever trick to make you say that.
I'll arrest you on charges of breaching the health insurance law.
You're under arrest!
The police!
Don't move!
Get out of the way!
Out of the way!
They're coming!
They're definitely coming!
What?
A college student at a nearby darts bar?
I've changed my way of throwing recently.
This is no good.
You've got insurance when you don't get a good score, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Wait!
I'm sorry.
All right.
It's time for the order to stop.
Let's close the store.
Yes.
Can you get the last order?
Yes.
Thank you.
I'm going to stop saying weird things.
I don't know when they'll come.
It's so funny.
Hey! What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Your clothes got wet.
I'm sorry, sir.
You're the boss?
What are you going to do with this?
I'm sorry.
Don't say sorry.
You're in trouble.
I have a part-time job, too.
What should I do?
I'm not bragging, but...
This dress was pretty expensive.
I'm not bragging, but...
It's an important date today.
I'm not bragging, but...
I don't sell the same clothes anymore.
This is a health insurance policy.
Please give me a health insurance policy.
Thank you very much.
Here they are!
everybody is waiting!
everyone checks the wire for them!
Here is a health insurance policy parameter.
Yogi, you are exchange at Ciao conector?
No, I'm not!
Please don't come out from the bunker!
Hey!
Ah!
Eh?
Those guys!
No?
Huh?
I knew it.
You guys have been protecting yourselves more than 1,000 times.
You're the pride sisters of the whole country.
Are you calling us pride sisters?
Do you think we'll let you catch us?
Miyu.
Yeah.
What's going on?
This is weird.
Look! Look!
What?
Our plan failed,Space Cop!
My ties to you,Policeman Fox.
I'm so happy that I could meet you all together.
Woods!
How could you do this to us?
reconstruction
How dare you do this to Morito!
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, it's Kei-bou.
What is this?
How dare you.
Why?
Why are you also Kei-bou?
It's strange, Kei-bou vs. Kei-bou.
It's intense.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, Boris.
Go for it.
Wow, amazing.
She did it.
I can hear her voice.
She did it.
Yes.
Damn it.
Kei-bou won.
If you take a blood sample,
cheer for me.
Cool.
She is cool.
Please wait.
Let's go.
I'm not bragging.
I'm fast.
You bragged again.
I can't go fast.
I'll leave the rest to you.
Let's go, Morita.
Yes.
You were alive.
You are the same as Kyushu.
Are you two okay?
Yes, we're fine.
Anyway, let's go for a change.
I'm fine today.
It's okay.
Yes, but I'm the only one who read the health insurance policy, isn't it?
Yes, that's it.
If you say that, I can't say anything.
Yes, this is certainly a movie version.
Did the members produce the action part?
First of all,
I felt like I was going to defeat him in one blow, so I thought I couldn't make it to the theater version with this, and I thought I couldn't make it to the world version, so I did my best.
Matsuho's acrobatics is really amazing.
I don't need that acrobatics at all.
It has nothing to do with the attack.
But you didn't have many lines, did you?
How many characters are there in the lines?
6 characters.
Yumiki's acrobatics was very good.
It was good, wasn't it?
It was good.
It was really good.
I thought it was a really bad one.
My mother has a super powerful voice.
I see.
I live on the 4th floor of my house, and I call her with a loud voice that can be heard up to the 4th floor, but it's a voice since I imitated it, read it, and lost my voice.
Oh, really?
That scream was really funny.
I was dead, but it was really funny.
It's funny enough to make you laugh.
I had a lot of fun.
I'm Sakura, the sister of love.
After this, Sakura, the sister of love,
played the role of a handsome high school boy.
The 4th generation members of Higashibukuro are all here.
If I say, let's do it properly,
I was forced to do it. I noticed it from the middle of the east, but I thought it was almost an example, but it was almost an example of what I was saying.
Was it fun?
No, it wasn't hard to do.
If I say, let's do it properly, I was forced to do it.
That's not the way to say it.
It was sad to be dumped.
She's like Higashi.
Sad?
She's like Adios.
She acted like she was dumped at the end.
Stay tuned for next week's skits!
Let's go eat.
I'll listen to you.
ーVersion Upー
Oh, no.
I'm loved.
It was the most difficult.
I thought I could do it.
But I couldn't.
I don't know why these cute girls go together.
Oh, I knew it.
Today...
What?
Did you have any strange lines?
Not really.
Why not?
Thank you very much.
I hate people.