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Let's kick it off with another hilarious skit.
It's a skit called Molly's Angel.
What kind of skit is it?
Yes.
Tamura-san, what kind of skit is this?
This is a skit that steals treasure.
What are you saying so cutely?
No, that's not it.
That's the first setting.
If you look at it in the portal, it's just a problem.
It's crazy.
I'm doing it in my head, so I'll do it in my head.
Previously, in the quiz project for 《Nogizaka Doko》
I knew it was a water-based character.
《Universal Studio Alice》
《Tamura and Kanagawa》
These two people, including this member,
become female detectives and take back the paintings stolen by the villain.
Can they complete the mission safely?
Okay, I finally infiltrated.
It was easier than I thought.
It was as easy as my mom's scrum break.
I couldn't even show off my beautiful sniper skills.
Saya, calm down.
This isn't a game.
After all, this painting is worth 10 billion yen.
What are you doing? Mayu?
Are you scared?
Have I ever failed in a mission?
I will only fail in the meat pie mission.
Mayu's meat pie is not something you can eat.
That's not food.
Yan, that's too much.
You crazy girl who loves potatoes.
What are you doing?
That cheeky mouth.
How about a hamburger sandwich?
Stop it, you two.
Let's focus on the mission.
If we get back the stolen painting, it's all finished.
Then we'll have a party together.
Party!
I'll call the boss.
It looks like you've finally infiltrated the villain's house.
Good morning, Angel.
Good morning, Molly.
All that's left is to bring the painting back.
But in fact, the painting has an advanced security lock on it.
Security?
The security lock that you have to break through is here!
We did it!
Don't worry. If you unlock the password, the lock will be unlocked.
However, you must enter the same password at the same time as the five of you.
At the same time as the five of us?
And this security lock has a time limit.
If you succeed three times within six minutes, the mission will be cleared.
However, if you fail, the security will activate and a terrible thing will happen.
I'll show you how to succeed in an instant.
Everyone is looking down on me.
Why are those two so confident?
You guys are the most anxious.
Huh?
Anyway, hold the flip.
OK, boss.
If you succeed three times in six minutes, you'll clear the mission.
The first password is...
Reiwa, Heisei, Showa.
What's the password before that?
Yan, do you know the answer?
I think I know the answer.
I'm confident.
Okemori?
Please show us the answer.
Taisho, Taisho, Taisho, Taisho, Taisho.
I'm so happy.
One of you was in danger.
I'm sorry.
You didn't look at the person next to you, did you?
There is no guarantee that the person next to you is correct.
You have two more questions in time.
Next question.
With this technique, you say honyarara while crying.
What is the word that goes into honyarara?
I didn't know this.
I've heard of it.
It's a pretty easy password.
What should I do?
Why?
One, two, three.
What did you write?
Wait a minute.
Which one should I start with?
What is it?
Say it out loud.
Crying?
Crying and calling a fool.
What is it?
Crying and calling a fool.
What is that word you don't know?
I have the image that people who cry are called a fool.
People who cry?
I don't know what calling a fool is.
Crying and calling a fool.
It means to be called a fool.
To be called a fool is to be called a fool.
Don't say such words.
No, no.
There are such words in life.
In life?
What do you mean?
Well, you are good.
Tawamura, what is that?
I'm sorry.
Face? What does it mean? Crying face? What does it mean?
It's like covering a crying child with a mask and not looking at it. I'm trying to cover my eyes with my eyes when I'm crying.
You're trying to erase your eye?
Failure, this security. This security is a failure.
sorry. I'm sorry.
okay guys. It's okay, everyone.
Next password. Who is this person? Who is the next password?
Wow, it's already junior high school level. Wow, that's it, it's a middle school student level.
Can I be a hero?
It's okay, it's the worst. Let's go. Well, that's the worst. Ready?
Wait a minute, what's going on? Wait, what's going on?
What?
The kanji is different, isn't it?
That's right.
What is that?
Hey!
Is that a Tatsuno Toshigo?
What is that? Is that an emoji?
This is completely different.
It's Ryu.
Ryu.
The most Ryu.
Well, the nuance is right, so it's okay.
One person. What is one person?
Hey.
What?
Mayu.
Show me.
Please wait. This is different.
Try it.
I saw it for a moment.
What is it?
Try it.
Ryunosuke Akutagawa.
No, it's not.
Ryunosuke Akutagawa.
This is difficult.
Ryunosuke Akutagawa is a coffee maker.
Isn't he a coffee maker?
Coffee maker?
Wait a minute. Ryunosuke Akutagawa is a writer.
I know.
You have two minutes left.
Ok, let's go.
What is the kanji for America?
Ready, set...
It's correct.
One more question to clear the mission.
This is the last question in terms of time.
What is the amount of garbage?
It's really difficult.
Garage?
If you get this right, the security lock will be released.
Please write it quickly.
There is a time limit.
Can't you give me a hint?
What kind of hint?
It's the name of the island, right?
Oh!
Is it an island?
What is it?
What is shoto?
I couldn't hear the U.
Shoto?
What is it?
I don't think so.
Let's go for the first round.
Ready, set, go!
First of all, Yumiki, don't write the name of the island.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
No, no, it's not about the land.
I'm sorry.
Well, you're fine.
You're lying down.
It's you. You.
What do you mean by Sakurajima?
Because it means island.
The original word of Garake is Sakurajima.
What kind of Garake do you know?
Cell phone.
What do you mean?
The one that is flickering.
Flickering? What?
Which part of flickering is Sakurajima?
I don't know which part it is.
It's really hard.
Oh my god.
Dismissed.
It's a failure.
Really?
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Really.
Please look forward.
Don't look back! Look forward!
Are you okay?
It's good that the one who pulled the most is the one who gets hit the most.
Wait for the next order
You made me do it
It's okay if it's stupid
But there is only one question that is very frustrating
Sakamoto Ryoma's
That was already a big problem
Why did I write that I was Ryunosuke Akutagawa?
I didn't understand it myself
I've been told by Sayaka all the time
I don't even know myself
It's scary to say more than that, so stop it and stop at Bakka
Do you have any regrets?
I don't have any regrets
Did you do your best?
It was fun
I'm a bright fool
And the first painting
Yes
Do you know that?
It's a work by Kanagawa
I remember
The picture that Kanagawa drew
I don't have any regrets
When I first saw it, I didn't think it was me
I thought it was amazing
I thought he really brought it to the meeting
He brought a picture of the Takoyaki shop
I'm so grateful that he's spending so much money
That person is already happy
After this, the nurse in Nogizaka puts in a quick line
Oh, sorry, were you sleeping?
Nogizaka Sketch
The second episode of Kyun-kyun disease.
It's a skit that judges the lines that the members seriously thought of.
My hands are sweating a lot and I'm still sweating a lot.
I was in front of the camera and I was supposed to think about it myself, but I didn't know what to do.
It happened.
Yakko-chan is too sick.
Mio Yakubo, who lost his emotions due to a mysterious disease called Kyun-kyun Dementia,
will be the second skit to add Kyun-kyun lines.
Can I go with you a little more?
Oh, I'm so excited!
Can the last time he didn't fall for it, Mr. Tamura, make him do Kyun-kyun this time?
Please look forward to the next episode!
Mio, are you okay?
Damn it.
Okay, then.
I'll do a gag that Mio loves.
Let's go.
I'm walking on the family tree.
Mio, look.
I'm walking on the family tree of the Matsuko meeting.
Damn it, it didn't work.
It's a lie.
Mr. Hyakubo, how are you feeling?
I'm like this again.
I'm sorry, but please don't step on the family too much.
Why not?
There is a possibility that it will come off.
Please do something about it.
You still can't get over the
Well, let's ask her to inject her sister with Kyun Kyun again today.
If there is a good Kyun Kyun, there should be some kind of reaction.
Let's do it again today.
Then, today's Kyun Kyun is a cute word that suddenly came on the phone.
Then, who can do Kyun Kyun with this?
Yes.
It seems that everyone is losing their confidence in the last time.
It's quite serious.
Then, Sato. Sato-kun, let's go.
Then, Sato-kun's cute word that suddenly came on the phone.
Please.
Hello?
I watched a scary movie and when I noticed,
I saw your face and I cried.
I'm sorry for what happened suddenly, but when I heard your voice, I felt relieved. Thank you.
Today is a hard day.
Not at all.
Not at all? What was wrong?
Who wants to go next?
Let's go with Matsuo.
Let's listen to Matsuo's sudden call.
Hello?
Sorry, were you sleeping?
Did I wake you up?
I'm sorry.
No, it's nothing.
I just wanted to hear your voice.
It's similar.
Did you just say it's similar?
It's clearly similar.
Are you conscious again?
Endo-kun, say something.
Endo-kun, please say something cute.
Hello? Sorry for the sudden call.
I was a little lonely. That's all.
I've been nodding my head since the middle of the show.
I'm totally into it.
She might be the only one.
Mr. Tamura.
Please say something.
What?
Please say something cute about Mr. Tamura's sudden call.
Hello?
I'm sorry for calling you at 5 in the morning.
You're a bit too much.
Today's date was supposed to start at 9pm, but I want to see you as soon as possible, so let's do it at 6.30pm.
You're so stingy!
I'll be waiting for you.
I'm Tenshiki.
She's saying that she's out of her mind.
Get out of the way!
What's up with her?
It's all up to me.
Okay, let's move on to the next topic.
Please.
During a date, what would you say to a boy who was looking at another girl?
That's a good one.
That's a common one.
Who can do a kissy-kissy?
Let's start with Matsuo.
Matsuo, please say something to a boy who was watching another girl on a date.
Hey, you were looking at a different girl, weren't you?
I know what you're thinking.
Just look at me.
Yeah.
I think that was good.
That was simple.
That was cute, wasn't it?
Okay, that was good.
Let's go with Seimiya.
Yeah, let's go.
Please say something to the boy who was looking at another girl during the date.
Hey, this ice cream is really delicious.
What? Where were you looking at?
What? You were looking at that girl, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
There's nothing to be nervous about.
It's just a cold face.
His expression has changed a lot.
I think this is good enough.
Okay, let's go with Satomi.
Chief, please.
This is the last one.
Chief, let's go.
Please say something to the boy who was looking at another girl on a date with Chief Tamura.
I'm sorry I'm late for a date.
But I'm so happy to have breakfast with you.
Oh, were you looking at the clerk?
You were looking at him, weren't you?
If you look at him next time, I won't let you out of the house anymore.
I re-edited it.
It's scary.
Actually, I had a copy of the first topic.
I was trying to get her on a date, but it didn't work out.
She's always like that.
Endo-kun, let's go.
Please say something to the boy who was looking at another girl during the date.
Hey, you were looking at another girl, right?
That's enough.
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
Sakura is number one.
Sorry.
Look, they are talking to each other.
Are they coming back to their senses?
Look, it's completely healed.
It might be healed.
It's going on and on.
What's going on? Is a troupe formed here?
That's amazing.
It was hard to translate.
When I got the script, I thought,
I can finally do something cute.
I was so excited.
And then,
I was like,
she's so cute, but she doesn't say that to me.
But Morita-san was like,
do it more, like that.
So I started to feel a little shy.
You were the only one who was doing horror.
It was really, really funny.
Since we're here,
can you tell the other members how you feel?
Tamura, you're up.
You're the judge.
It's tough.
This time, it's a line that a boy next to you in the seat next to you says.
Kuromi, are you ready?
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's go.
A line that a boy next to you in the seat next to you says.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's fate, isn't it?
What do you think?
I'm not into it!
Hey, you!
You should have stopped the revenge at that time.
Shibata-san.
What should I do?
Please say a line that makes the boy next to you tickle.
I'm glad to be next to you.
If there's something I don't understand, can I ask a lot of questions?
What are you doing?
I'm glad to be next to you.
I don't understand.
Next, Kaki-san.
What?
Look this way.
After this, Tamura's judgement on Kaki Haruka's kiss line is...
I love you, Nogizaka.
Let's go, Kaki-san.
Please say the line that a boy next to you kisses you.
I finally got to be next to you.
All this time.
I was the last one.
I was watching you from behind until you were next to me.
You don't like it. Who would like it? Ayame, would you like to go?
She seems to be good at this.
Not at all.
Please say a line that makes the boy next to you tickle.
I like you next to me.
So cute!
It tickles!
I'm happy.
It's simple, isn't it?
I feel like I only bought ramen.
After this, let's take a look at the skits of the next week.
We are Setsuna Girls.
I used to be like that 2 or 3 years ago.
It's Setsuna Shoujo!
I'm sorry it's so dark.
I'm sorry I came out.
I'm sorry I couldn't sleep.
I thought I was going to be spoiled.
This time, we'll face a strong opponent that we've never faced before.
It's going to be a close battle.
Please look forward to the next episode of Setsuna Shoujo!