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Nogizaka Seats
We have another hot skit today!
This skit is called Kyun Kyun Byouto.
This is Yakubo-chan, right?
Yes.
What happened?
Five people other than me who appeared in the skit acted as nurses and did their best to be really cute.
What happened?
Sato-san...
What happened, Sato-san?
She kept shaking her head expressionless.
What happened?
I'm worried because Yakko's reaction is not good.
There are some crazy things, right?
That's right. I'm really sorry.
I've been switching on and off since the day before yesterday.
I thought it would be impossible if I didn't switch on and off.
Please switch on and off every time.
I always fight.
It's warm.
The five members who have played various characters in the skit so far
will challenge the idol's new song, Kyun Kyun Serif!
In order to cure Yakubomi, who has lost his emotions due to a mysterious disease,
the five members will inject Kyun Kyun Serif with their own ideas!
Please pay attention to all of them!
Mio, are you okay?
I bought your favorite, tapioca milk tea!
I don't know what to do.
Yakumo-san, how are you feeling?
Doctor, what kind of illness does my sister have?
She has a blood clot.
A blood clot?
You like female idols, don't you?
Oh, yes. That's right. I do like them.
It's been increasing lately.
The world has changed a lot.
You can't go to idol concerts or events.
You can't make calls.
You can't mix.
You can't even go to Yosha.
As a result, you're stressed out.
You don't have enough energy.
That's right. My sister is reacting to the teacher's words.
What should we do?
Don't worry. This is Kyun Kyun Hospital.
What's your sister's favorite idol?
That's right. She loves Nogizaka 46.
Get out of my way.
Gather Nogizaka right now.
What?
Wait a minute.
According to her taste, we have gathered a nurse who looks like a person from Nogizaka.
That's true. She looks like a person from Nogizaka.
From now on, they will inject her with Kyun-kyun.
If she gets a good Kyun-kyun, there should be some kind of reaction.
Doctor, please hurry up.
Understood.
Then, the first Kyun-kyun is...
The way home from the first date.
Let's say something cute before we say goodbye.
Then, this one.
Can you do the kyun kyun?
yes. Yes.
All right. Well then, semiya. Shall we go. OK. Then, Seimiya.
yes. Yes.
Please say something cute to Seimiya-kun on the way home from his first date. Seimiya's cute words on the way home from the first date, please.
Hey, stay with me today, because I'll definitely miss you when I get home. Hey, we'll be together all the time today, and you'll be lonely when you get home.
Yorun-san, can I call you again tonight?
She nodded a little.
She reacted a little.
She reacted a little, but she had a long face.
I see.
Anyone else who can kiss?
Yes.
Then, Sato.
Sato-kun, please say something cute on your way home from your first date.
I've wanted to be with you for a long time, but I promised you that I would give you half a cup of tapioca and half a cup of coffee on our next date, so I won't be lonely.
This is a good reaction.
It's more than before.
It's a good feeling.
Next, who can kiss?
Yes.
Tamura Shunin.
I'm curious.
Please say something cute about your way home from your first date, Tamura Shunin.
I had a great date today.
Oh, I'm already home.
But I still want to be with you, so can't I stay a little longer?
Oh, I can't react at all.
He looks worse than before.
Hurry up!
Tamura-kun, step back!
I can't do this.
What the hell are you doing?
Oh, I can't react at all.
Anyone else who can kiss?
Well, Matsuo-kun.
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes.
Matsuo-kun, please say something cute on your way home from your first date.
I had a lot of fun today, but I want to be with you more, so let's go out together a lot from now on.
Oh, it's a smile, it's a smile.
Yes, it can't be compared to before.
Then, Endo-kun, go.
Then, Endo-kun's way home from his first date.
Please say something cute before you leave.
Thank you for today. It was fun.
I don't want to go home yet.
Is it no good?
She reacted the most.
That's amazing.
Look at Tamura's unhappy face.
Next is...
A cute word at a festival you went to with a boy you care about.
Then, who can squeak?
yes.
Shall we go to Endou-kun first?
Then, a cute word at the festival you went to with the boy you were interested in.
Please.
I don't come to festivals often.
Ah, eh?
Then why are you here today? That's because you're here.
Ah, this is a big reaction. I love Nendou-kun.
Do you want to go, Seimiya-san? Yes.
Then, please say a cute word at the festival that you went with the boys you care about.
Hey, Reine, I bought some shaved ice. Strawberries, melons, and...
Blue Hawaii.
What? You want to eat it?
It can't be helped. Just one bite.
Okay.
It's like she doesn't like it because it's too powdery.
Who wants to go next?
Okay.
The chief even said out loud what she wanted to say.
Okay.
What was the cutest thing you said to a guy you like at a festival?
I'm counting on you.
There are a lot of people at festivals.
Um...
I think we might get separated.
Can I hold your hand?
It looks like you don't like it.
What's wrong with it?
It looks like you don't like it at all.
Do you have another one?
You have to make Yakubo kiss you.
Well then, Kamura-kun, please do it.
Ah, that stall looks delicious.
Yakubo looks delicious.
Are you going to eat the food at the stall?
What is it?
You are the one who is laughing the most.
Go now.
Put a tatami on it.
The food at the stall looks delicious.
That food at the stall looks delicious, too.
But I can't eat all of it.
If I eat half of it with you, I might be able to eat all of it.
That's not true.
Thank you very much.
But this is a situation where you're doing a word that makes you feel like you're going anywhere.
You were having a hard time, weren't you?
I've been feeling it all the time.
Up until now, I've been told that I passed the test.
I got a really high score for passing the test.
I had to pass the test.
I thought, huh? I can't do this.
I was really worried.
I did my best a little more.
You're still going to be told that? Even here?
You were having a hard time, weren't you?
I don't laugh when I'm nervous.
I had to adjust the settings, make a face, and put emotions into it, but I didn't react the most.
I'm really sorry, but I thought it was really cute, but I thought I shouldn't smile at everyone, so I put up with it a lot.
You thought about it, didn't you?
You know that if you push yourself, it will be fun.
I believe you.
That's what happened.
As a result of being pushed, it was quite a tragedy.
Endo, you did a good job.
It's not fair.
Look, everyone has their own beauty.
It's not fair.
No matter how much I think about it, I'm already regretting it.
I'm sorry, Endo.
I'm sorry, Sakuchan.
After this, we'll be rooting for the troubled you with all our might!
Smile Girls Part 2!
This time, there are people who know about my past.
Episode 1
It's Smile Girls, which means it's Shibata-san.
What's the story this time?
This time, someone who knows my past will appear.
Someone who knows your past will appear?
It's like Episode 1.
I was happy to be able to cheer again.
Shibata Yuna, who has experience in cheer dance, is a skit that supports people who are in trouble in the world with all her might.
There is also a part that is a little annoying because it is too exciting.
Hey, you!
This time, a new character has been added to Smile Girls.
To welcome a new development,
pay attention to the acting of the comedian Hayashi Luna.
Thank you very much for coming to the comedy live today.
No, no.
But I'm really glad it was a New York live.
I think there are a lot of more interesting things.
No, no, no, that's not true.
I'm a big fan of New York.
I have a lot of emotions.
The matching app is the best place to meet Seriously think calmly right now Lovesoy will send you calmly Really think calmly now Lovesoy will send you Seriously think calmly right now Think really calmly right now Seriously think calmly right now I really think sober now I really think sober now I really think sober now I really think sober now I really think sober now I really think sober now I really think sober now I think soberly now I really think sober now I really think sober now I really feel sober now
I've always liked the same kind of comedy, so I've been getting along with you, but it's really fun to be with you, so please go out with me!
I'm sorry!
I think you're a really good person, Morita-san. You have a really good personality.
But if you're more than just a friend...
It's mentally hard for me, too.
Mentally hard?
Then, I'm sorry.
What?
That's the first time I've been rejected for something like that.
I guess I'll have to work hard again tomorrow.
We'll be rooting for you who works hard!
What?
Eh?
Ah!
Eh? Ah!
Ready? OK!
OK!
You know!
Rain!
Suda!
Suda-chan,
You guys are the ones who came to my toilet the other day, right?
You're depressed now, aren't you?
No, I'm depressed.
Then we'll cheer for you.
Don't say that loudly about me being dumped!
It's embarrassing in the middle of the street like this.
Congratulations!
What?
Congratulations?
No, I'm not congratulating you.
Huh?
Maybe you didn't notice?
What?
Then I'll teach you.
Yeah!
Go! 5,6,7,8!
Go! Win!
Let's go!
Anniversary!
Morita!
Good!
Morita!
Stop calling Morita!
What?
Today, after being dumped by a middle school student,
I'm the captain!
Why are you crying?
What are you talking about?
We will support you, Morita-san, who will fall in love with you even if you are rejected by him.
Don't worry.
There will be someone who will understand your goodness.
Right, everyone?
Yes.
I got it.
Then, who is your girlfriend?
Then, be my girlfriend.
Okay?
Magao.
She is really Magao.
You guys are Smile Girls, aren't you?
You guys are really Magao, aren't you?
You guys are always Magao.
It's OK. It's OK.
I don't want to date with weird guys like you.
You guys have a great smile.
Do your best to find your girlfriend!
Do your best!
Where are you guys going?
Morita-kun?
Who are you?
Don't you remember me?
I'm Miyu Matsuo.
Miyu Matsuo?
I used to live next door when I was little.
Miyu.
Miyu-chan?
Really? You've grown up.
I was worried because you moved suddenly.
How have you been?
Morita-kun seems to be fine.
Well, I'm a little out of my mind because of them.
Morita-kun, do you remember the promise you made when you were little?
Promise?
It's a promise that if we grow up and we don't have a lover, we'll be together.
Is that so?
Oh, no!
I don't have a boyfriend right now.
How about you, Morita?
I don't have one. I don't have one at all.
Then, shall we go out as we promised?
Oh!
Wait a minute!
It's been a while, Miyu.
You're back.
Yuna, why are you here?
I'm here to cheer you on.
Yuna, do you know her?
Miyu used to be a member of Smile Girls.
What?
Stop it!
It's all in the past now.
But she hurt her knee and couldn't dance.
She had a stroke.
That's why I was going out with Morita.
I don't care what happens to me.
Wait, wait, you're saying pretty bad things.
That's right.
Is that so?
So what?
It doesn't matter to me anymore.
I know.
You've been studying abroad in America until recently.
How was the real Chia?
I haven't seen Chia.
Liar!
There's no way I haven't seen Chia.
Wait.
I love you more than anyone else.
What the hell is going on here?
Yuna-chan...
I...
I want to be a cheerleader.
Sounds like a slam dunk.
What the hell is this?
Then, shall we dance together?
Can I dance?
Of course!
We're friends, aren't we?
Let's cheer for Morita-san!
Huh?
Yeah!
No, no...
Okay, let's go, MIYU.
You're not supposed to hit each other
No, no, no
No no
You two look like you're going to hit each other
Hey?
No no no no no
No no?!
NO EARTH
Let me play some app.
Maybe Pudgier is angry with me for supporting him.
Thank you for your time.
Hatsuo, you've become a friend of an unexpected person.
Did you have any experience in this?
I've been a cheerleader for three years in junior high school.
You were doing it.
I watched the first video of the three of them.
I thought I was doing it, too.
You thought you couldn't do it.
Because it's not me.
Thank you for your time.
These two didn't do it, did they, Hayakawa-san?
And we didn't play Chia.
We just played similar characters.
The real one.
I thought it was good.
When I saw the script this time,
I thought it was possible.
It was written by Morita-san's childhood friend.
I thought it was wrong.
Don't make a mistake once.
But,
I was originally there.
It was a surprise.
It was a surprise. This time, I'm going to do it with four people.
Is it four people or one person?
Which one is it?
I really don't lose to enthusiasm.
This time, I didn't have a place to add ad-libs, so it was lonely.
I was particular about the details until the part that is not in the script.
I did it.
This time, I'm going to do it with Ren.
I'm the one who came up with Morita
Oh really?
No way, no way
I'm the one who came up with Morita
What's with this ugly fight?
I think the four of us will be doing it this time
Hayashi-san is doing a great job, right?
She's telling us the story of New York
You were doing it
After this, Hayakawa appears in Hayashiruna's action
Nogizaka Skits
Hayashi-san, you did a great New York story
That's right
It's amazing
Really?
When I got the script, it said New York
I was like, can you do it?
I was like, that's right, right?
I was really happy
Do you remember it desperately?
Originally, I remember it
It's perfect since the practice, and today I added something more, and it was a great button.
That's because Hayakawa-san does that kind of thing, isn't it?
I thought my position was getting more and more dangerous, but I hope I can get a little better at this point.
What are you? Not everyone has the same motivation.
After this, let's take a look at the next week's skit!
Have I ever failed a mission?
The security lock that you have to break through must have the same password as the five of you at the same time.
At the same time as the five of us?
Seriously?
What should we do?
Did you write it already?
I didn't write it.
After all, it's not you two.
Wait a minute.
There are a lot of people on the left.
I don't know why I made a mistake.
I'm scared to say more than that, so stop it.
I don't regret it.
It was fun.
I'm a bright kid.