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The person of destiny has appeared!
Nogizaka Sheets
So, what's up for today's first act?
It's Reina's turn.
Yes.
Well, I don't think I can do this.
I'm not good at this.
You're not good at this?
No, I'm not.
You've done your best, haven't you?
I thought, if this is over...
What kind of test are you taking?
Yes, yes, the real Roland-san was touching me on Instagram at the end of the last on-air.
Rayland seems to have a little more hair color than the main family.
No way, from the person himself.
I think I'm watching it.
If you want to have real hair color, you have to use your own hair salon like this.
It's Reiland.
Skit Reiland has challenged the legendary host to defeat women over and over again.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Reiland has returned.
Please pay attention to the one who beats the hearts of Endo and Kaki over and over again.
Zocoon.
I'm hungry.
What should I order?
Excuse me.
What?
It's like this!
What?
Could it be?
Ah!
Yobi-rin is a wonderful sign that love begins.
Hello.
I'm the beautiful
Ray-lan.
Ray-lan did it after all.
He got fired from a convenience store and started working at a family restaurant.
Welcome to the Royal Host.
Thank you for your order.
Hey, sit down!
The waitress was sitting in the dressing room!
What would you like to order?
I'd like a set of A lunch, please.
There are two kinds of lunches in the world.
Japanese-style dressing or French dressing.
That's a good way to put it.
I'd like a Japanese-style dressing, please.
And there are two kinds of lunches in the world.
Rice or bread.
There are four kinds, right?
Two, two, and four, right?
Then I'll have rice, please.
What kind of drink do you want?
A drink bar.
You'd better not do that.
What?
Because...
The drinks you want to choose will start a fight, right?
What are you talking about?
I like it!
It fell!
Why?
I think this premium orange juice would look good on you.
It's so expensive. I can't find it.
Then, please give it to me.
She's a good girl.
Welcome, two of you. Please have a seat.
Um, there's only one of you.
No, there's only two of us.
What is she talking about?
Hey, you look like you're serious.
I fell!
I fell in 5 seconds.
How old are you?
I'm 18 years old.
It's nice to be young.
You're going straight to hell.
You remember this at 18.
What would you like to order?
Well, what should I do?
I think this premium orange juice suits you.
It's still expensive.
Yes, please give me that.
Stop it.
She's a good girl.
She's glaring at me.
She's glaring at me more than anyone else in the world.
Oh, it's your name.
What are you doing?
Hey, I asked you!
Sorry to keep you waiting.
What's the matter?
Can I have one more premium orange juice, please?
Are you sure? It's going to be two cups.
It's okay.
I'll be in this seat for a little longer.
What?
She's glaring at me.
She's angry.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
What's wrong?
I'd like three premium orange juice, please.
Are you sure?
Yes, I love orange juice.
And Mr. Rayland, too.
Mr. Rayland.
I'm scared.
Mr. Rayland.
Huh?
Oh, that's a lot of
points!
That's a lot of points!
Is Leila's leg okay?
10 orange juice please.
10?
I also want 10 orange juice.
This is a great fight.
You two know that.
The orange juice tower will enter!
Huh?
Something came out! Something like a champagne bottle came out!
Tonight, two princesses, for Reiland- sama, for Reiland- sama!
Premium Orange Juice Tower, thank you very much for your order!
What? What?
Ready, set, go!
Orange juice?
That, that, that, that!
What are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
That, that, that, that!
Let's do it together!
Gui! Gui! Gui! Gui!
What's Gui?
Gui with Mayland!
What are you saying?
Gui! Gui! Gui! Gui!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Thank you!
Cheers!
What's up with him?
What's going on?
Rayland, did you do it again?
There was a claim that the orange juice will be gone soon.
Why are the rainbow so beautiful?
Because they disappear soon.
It's about the rainbow.
It has nothing to do with the orange juice.
You're fired.
Fired?
You're fired.
I'm not the one who got fired.
It's just that I'm getting closer to being fired.
In other words, you're fired.
Go home.
I'm sorry.
I'll pay you back.
I'm sorry.
You got fired again.
What a heavy foot.
Hey, Rayland!
Don't give up.
I don't know such words.
I am...
Rayland.
If you think about it, he doesn't have any money at all.
What did you hate about him? He was perfect.
Really? He had his hair up all the time.
That's true.
Kaki, you fell in love with Rayland, didn't you?
When I saw Rayland for the first time, I wanted to leave.
I thought it was cool.
So I was happy to be dropped this time.
Endo-san, you had a woman's face, too, didn't you?
You had a woman's face.
Really?
But compared to Kaki's glaring expression, it was a little weak.
It's not as good as Kaki, after all.
I'm still doing it.
Kaki, show me a little bit.
I have a grudgeful face.
It's not as good as this.
On the other hand, Hayashi-san is perfect.
No, no, no, no, no.
I was the most nervous one so far.
I don't know where to look, and no one is riding with me.
You two were riding, weren't you?
It was like a little bit of riding.
Did you want to do it a little more?
I think I could have done it a little more.
Can you do it more next time?
Next time?
It's not that Reiland doesn't want to do it.
After this, Kaki Haruka's delusion explodes.
Suddenly, a person of fate appears.
You're going to the bathroom?
Well, well, well...
It's tiring.
Nogizaka Skits
This is a skit entitled,
Kaki, the Girl Who Makes You Dream.
Of course, Kaki is the main character.
What kind of skit was it?
The girl who makes you dream explode.
I was able to act it out.
It's like a storm.
I've always been the one who wasn't.
Did you care about that?
I care about it.
That's why I can do something that's not mine anymore.
Haruka Kaki, who is the center of the popular 4th generation song, ICY.
She is actually good at illustration and loves girl's manga.
And this time, she is passionate about love like a girl's manga.
Please pay attention to her dreamy skit.
Kuromi.
Yes.
Tsutsui.
Yes.
Kaki.
You're late again, Kaki.
No, I'm not. I'm late.
My name is Haruka Kaki. I'm 17 years old.
I look average, I study average, and I'm a clumsy high school girl.
I always thought love would be a long story, but fate suddenly appeared.
What?
What kind of person are you talking about?
That is...
a secret!
Hey, Kaki!
The person of destiny hasn't appeared yet!
Eh? Sensei!
Why did you hear the voice of my heart?
Could it be that you are...
a psychic?
Don't be delusional!
Also,
you should wear a uniform!
Ah, no!
When I went, I wore a uniform!
Why am I so old?
You wear that every day.
Hurry up and sit down.
I have something to tell you before class.
A transfer student will come from today.
What? A transfer student?
Don't make a fuss.
Teacher, is a transfer student a boy or a girl?
A boy.
A boy? That's cool.
A, a, a, a cool transfer student?
Gara-gara-gara.
Hello.
I'm Prince Gureta.
Prince Gureta?
Why didn't you say hello to me from the beginning?
Oh, is that me?
I don't want you to get along with me.
You've been acting weird from the beginning.
I'm getting angry.
Then sit next to Kaki.
I'm sorry.
Oh, it's you.
You're the stupid woman who bumped into me this morning.
What?
I was late because of you.
That's why I was in such a hurry.
What are you doing?
I laughed for the first time in a long time.
It's so funny.
You're a funny girl.
Don't be so angry.
What?
I like you.
That's too fast.
I might have fallen in love with you.
That's a lie.
What should I do?
Nice to meet you.
Who are you?
Don't say that!
Transfer students have to be a little manly.
Why do you have to call me that?
Hey kid, let's call your parents.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It works a lot to call your parents.
Yes, and today we have evacuation training.
Oh, it's a pain.
I don't know what kind of crisis will come when everyone is serious.
Kiki! Kiki! Kiki!
Kiki!
Ouch, ouch.
Ah, it's cold.
I can't believe that I'm floating on an uninhabited island on my way to a school trip.
That happens.
What will happen to me from now on?
Oh, great. What a comical movement.
It's you.
Except for me.
There was someone who survived.
It's Gureta!
Gureta?
I'm so glad you're safe!
You're Gureta?
Yeah.
I managed to...
What? That was so sudden!
You're making me blush!
Wait, what?
You're so hot!
It's nothing.
Come on.
You have to be honest at times like this.
Come on, lie down.
You're cute when you're asleep.
Haruka.
No way.
You said my name while I was asleep.
Haruka.
I'll protect you.
No way. I'm so happy.
Don't be so down.
It'd be nice if it was your cheek, right?
Why is she making a strange face?
Who the hell are you?
Stop it.
Why didn't you say that?
Stop it.
My neighbor should be a little shy.
He should be a little more shy.
What a sudden Kansai dialect.
Kaki, sit down.
That's all for today's class.
See you tomorrow.
Thank you very much.
Haruka, do you want to go eat cake after school?
I want to go.
I'm good today.
Why?
I'm on a diet, so I'll quit.
No, no, no.
I'm going to have a delusion again.
I wonder what it's about this time.
I quit?
Greta, what do you mean you quit school?
Sena.
It has nothing to do with you, right?
It has nothing to do with me?
Are you trying to cover for me?
No, I'm not.
See you.
I don't think we'll ever see each other again.
I'm going to see you no matter what.
What?
I'm going to see you no matter where you are in the world.
You're prepared, right?
I knew you were an interesting woman.
And 10 years later, it's almost time for the final episode.
Is there a final episode in your delusion?
Mr. Greta, do you swear to love Haruka?
Yes, I swear.
Ms. Haruka, do you swear to love Greta?
Yes, I swear.
Now, let's exchange rings.
I got such a wonderful bride.
If you don't make me happy, I won't forgive you.
That's a good story.
Haruka!
Who is this?
Wait a minute.
Who the hell are you?
You were my junior in high school,
and my classmate called you cute.
You were so popular.
But you kept calling me Haruka.
You're so cute.
Who are you talking about?
I don't approve of you getting married.
I don't approve.
Then which one of you is the right one for Haruka?
It's a match.
I'm hoping for it.
You two are starting a fight because you want me to be with you.
What's going to happen now?
Are you going to continue with the next episode?
Hey, Kaki.
I'll call your parents, so come to the dining room.
What? Wait a minute.
That's all I'm going to do.
You practiced a lot at home, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
In the bath, in front of the mirror in the living room, I practiced alone.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Do you usually fantasize?
I like to draw.
I fantasize in my head and draw.
I make up a story.
I often play the role of Nisai.
But I've only done it in my head, so I'd like to try it too.
Do you want to be in this skit?
Yes, I do.
You do?
It's going to be complicated if you wear a different costume.
It's my birthday, so...
I didn't know that.
Oh, I see.
How do you feel about being twins?
How do you feel about it?
I feel like you're selling it.
Thank you.
It's good, isn't it?
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
After this, Sayaka Hayakawa confesses her ridiculous worries.
This is bad.
I feel like I can't broadcast this.
Nogizaka Shiki 2
Nogizaka 4th generation, please listen to my worries.
Now, let's take a look at your worries.
Here it is.
I don't know right and left.
That's bad.
It's not just a worry.
I feel like I can't broadcast this.
Who is it?
Yes, I'm scared. I've been thinking that I don't know everyone until I enter Nogizaka.
Then I noticed that it was different recently.
What is the right hand? It's right.
It's right, isn't it? Yes.
What are you raising now? Right.
There is also a time lag. That's right.
Please walk a little. Wow.
Turn right.
It's amazing.
Are you serious?
What is right and left?
If you look at it, it changes.
If you look at it, it changes?
This is right now.
But if you look at this, it's left.
That's right.
That's the direction.
What do you do when you dance?
I don't always know when I dance.
I don't know.
But you can tell by the earphones, right?
You can tell if it's written with R and L.
If it's written with R and L, you can tell which one is R.
So I just have to write R here, right?
The only solution is what you just said.
R and L.
You just have to leave the tattoo here.
If you have a tattoo here, please let me know.
I'll do it.
There's still a long way to go.
What will happen next?
Every time I draw, it gets longer.
After this, let's take a look at the next week's skits.
Oh, it's Onii-chan.
It's time to decide on the most popular character.
Out of the 50 characters nominated,
vote for your favorite character right now on the official website!
Please vote for your favorite character right now on the official website!
The angle of the piece is 46 degrees!
It's a plan-chan!
Endo-san said he was worried about you, and you're on the show this time, right?
He sent me the script, and I was like, no way.
Yay!
Really?
Seriously?
No way!
Why did you want to be on the show all of a sudden?
Would you like to quit the show?
Why?
He was one of the most difficult roles for me.
The two of you?
That's nice.
I thought, this kind of role would come to me.
Oh, Onii-chan.
Oh, he's still awake.
Actually, Onii-chan is here.
I think Nao-chan's role is really good.
Oh, no. Have you already forgotten about the other teacher?