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My name is Tera Hayano Koji.
Nogizaka Sheets
And here's today's first skit.
Who is it, Shiraku?
It's Hayakawa-san.
This skit is based on a skit that I requested.
Is this skit because of your order?
This skit is based on a skit that I requested.
When I said I wanted to do it, she made it come true.
It's like a reward.
What kind of reward?
Well, you know, I worked hard like an old lady.
I'm sorry to say this to Asagaya Shimae- san, but including Asagaya Shimae-san,
I have three aunties.
I'm sorry to count you, auntie.
Hayakawa Seira, who has played various roles with a certain acting ability
This time, she challenged the role of a celebrity lady she requested herself
What kind of character is she?
Tomorrow, for sure!
Yes! Excuse me!
Next!
Senpou-san wants you to finish it by tomorrow.
I can't.
I'm begging you not to say that. I promised her.
I can't do it alone.
I see.
Why are there only two of us when we are so busy?
Oh, right.
A new member should come today.
I'm saved!
What?
Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who? Who? Who?
Who?
Nice to meet you.
I'm Seira Hayano, the eldest daughter of the Hayano family.
I'm Higashi-chan, the butler.
I'm Piccarot, the maid.
Excuse me, is there anything I can do for you?
From today on, I'll be working as an employee at this company.
Please have a look around.
What?
You're the new employee?
Why would a lady like you work at my company?
Thank you for asking.
From now on, I'll be working as an employee at this company.
I'm a princess, I've never worked
But when I turned 20, I wanted to study social studies
So let's do a good job that we can do without stress
Bravo!
Yes, I am.
What are you guys doing?
I know you guys are excited, but I'm busy.
Only the young lady is left. Can you two go home?
What?
Of course.
There is no one who brings a butler and maid to the company.
Hey, you.
What are you going to order the young lady to do?
Mr. Higuchi.
I'm a newcomer to this company.
He is a boss.
I have to ask him.
Miss, you are so great.
You guys are so troublesome.
I understand.
Then, let these two go home.
Especially, that annoying guy.
Damn it.
Boss.
I'm busy, so you three should stay.
That's right.
It's better to have more than one person.
It's good to have three people.
You can be with the young lady.
That's right.
Be grateful to this man.
Thank you very much.
He's not a man, he's the head of the family.
You should learn how to use words.
What should I do?
Can you use the computer?
I can't use it.
Can you speak English?
I can't.
Can you speak English?
I can't.
You can't do anything!
You are rude.
I can't do anything!
This is not a mansion!
Please hold me!
My lady...
You are so kind!
Do you have to watch all of this?
I've been crying for a long time!
I'm sorry, but I'm motivated!
Oh, well...
Then, get me a copy!
A copy?
What happened?
I've seen it on TV.
An O.L. taking a copy of a character.
I can finally do that, too!
Don't be so grumpy.
I'm sure your father will be happy, too.
I'm finally going to take a copy, Dad!
This is the first time in my life to take a copy.
I want to tell my father as soon as possible.
I want to tell him as soon as possible.
I want to tell him as soon as I get home.
You sound like you want to tell him.
I'm so proud of you.
Please copy it.
I'll try to copy it.
It's right here, so copy it.
Go away, idiot.
Anyway, I'm busy, so I'll just copy it.
What?
What's wrong?
Are you okay, Miss?
I can't believe you have so many buttons.
Buttons?
How hard is it to copy?
It's not hard at all.
Okay, I'll do it instead.
No, I'll leave it up to you.
Thank you very much.
She took it.
Miss, it's a copy.
Yes, it's a copy.
Are you kidding me?
Thank you very much.
It doesn't mean anything. It's just a formality.
It doesn't mean anything if Tsutsui does it for me.
I'll tell Tsutsui directly if he does it for me.
No, no.
Of course, I'll give you a certain amount of money.
I'll give you half a year's salary.
I only accept money that suits my job.
You're a professional.
The phone is ringing.
This must be a newbie.
But...
What should we do?
Please calm down.
No, no, no.
It's like a time bomb.
Hurry up and take it off!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Well then, see you later.
What do you want?
You don't even have to tell me your name.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's an easy job.
What are you trying to say?
I want you to finish the materials I'm asking for by tonight.
If you can't do it, I'll cancel the contract.
No matter how hard I try, I can't do it until tonight.
Are you two in trouble?
Of course!
But I can't do anything about it.
I'm sorry, but can I have the document by tomorrow?
If you don't have the document, why don't you eat the cake?
Marianne and Annette!
What?
The little girl?
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
Calm down, Father. Calm down.
Why? What?
When you call me a little girl, I lose my temper.
Really?
I'm a little girl.
Hey, Morihigashi, the owner of the company!
Do you think I'm the eldest daughter of the Hayano family, Sera?
I'm not playing around like a celebrity!
If you keep bullying your seniors and bosses,
I'll make you pay for it!
That's too much!
Miss, I love V-Cinema.
You're watching too much V-Cinema.
Yes.
Okay.
I'll make you pay!
Don't ever call me again!
Thank you so much!
Liar!
You were lying to me!
Shiryu said it's okay anytime.
Really?
Yes.
You are really something.
I did what I had to do.
Because I am the world's most famous celebrity,
Hayano Koji, Sera.
Paratapu!
I've been doing it and watching it, but I don't think the young lady is suitable for it.
What do you mean?
You've been doing it, haven't you?
In my opinion, it's the sub- character that makes me want to run away.
What are you talking about?
So I've been doing it, and the one I wanted to do the most was Higashi- chan.
Higashi-chan?
Higashi-chan.
Higashi-chan?
I think Higashi-chan is the one I want to do the most.
Higashi-chan is better.
I want to have a beard.
What is that?
You finally said it.
Please stop.
What is it?
Don't move.
After this, that nice combination appears again.
Hakenpolice
Nagisakatsu Kids
Hakenpolice
A police officer has come to arrest another police officer who claims to be a security guard who does what everyone else does.
This time, Sayaka Kakehashi chases after Higashibukuro.
Pay attention to the combination with Morita Bukawa.
Please come in.
Come on in.
Thank you for coming.
Sorry for the mess.
No problem.
Please come in.
Senpai, you are more beautiful than I thought.
No, you are more beautiful than I thought.
Thank you.
Please take a seat.
Thank you.
Wait a minute. I got hot chocolate from a famous shop.
Wait a minute.
Thank you for waiting.
This is delicious.
Thank you.
Wait a minute.
I'm sitting on the veranda with mint.
If I put this in, the taste will change again.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Not at all.
Well, let's start the meeting of Yamada's farewell party.
Yes.
I have to have a meeting, but it's kind of relaxing.
I feel calm in your room.
Oh, really?
Well, I just collected what I like.
What?
Don't move!
What?
Don't move!
What?
What? Wait.
Don't move! What?
We've got a suspect.
What? A suspect?
Hey, wait!
Don't move!
We've got a suspect.
What?
You've got insurance, haven't you?
Insurance?
No, I haven't.
In this cruel world,
everyone is afraid of getting hurt,
so they try to get insurance in advance.
But I will never allow such insurance.
Nogizaka Prefecture. No insurance. Sayaka Fukehashi.
Call me.
Haken-Paris.
Oh, you're the one who was at the karaoke the other day.
I knew it.
You came all the way to my house.
If you get blood on your hands, you're in trouble.
Have you ever heard of that?
You said you just collected what you liked.
What?
Yeah, that's right.
Hot chocolate from a famous shop.
Mint grown on the veranda.
A cute cushion that looks like it's for girls.
Suspicious.
It's too suspicious.
Suspicious?
Morita! Yes!
Smartphone search history, it is on the search order. The search history of the smartphone is in the search warrant.
Is there such a thing?
No, hey, hey, hey, smartphone, uh, hey, what is it, hey, take it properly, take it properly, hey, what are you doing, wait a minute, messed up, hey. No, wait, what, what, what, what, what, take it properly, take it properly, hey, what are you doing, wait a minute, it's messed up, hey.
Make a stylish room. A room that appeals to girls. A stylish room. A room for girls.
A girl under her age. What she likes. I see. There's no doubt about it.
No, it's not about that or that. It has nothing to do with it.
So, it was just insurance to collect what she liked.
Wow, Higashino-san, you really have a good sense.
That's what I want you to say.
You're under arrest for breaking the security law.
Thank you, police!
What? That's all?
A newcomer from a nearby company?
He's from Tokyo University, but he was born and raised here.
You have insurance when you can't work, right?
Let's go!
Yes!
Are we going?
Can I go?
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm kind of scared.
I don't want them to come. Let's have a meeting as soon as possible.
Yes.
By the way, Rei-chan, you were the best friend with Yamada-kun, right?
He's like a brother to me. He's cute.
If you go out with him?
Yamada-kun may not like me.
I don't think so.
By the way, what would make Yamada-kun happy?
Yamada-kun is pure, so I think he'll be happy with anything.
Well, it's not pure, it's simple. In a good way.
Well, I don't mean to say bad things, but he sometimes whispers to me.
I don't think anything at all.
Well, there's no courtesy.
You took your cell phone.
Did you take your cell phone?
Please return your cell phone.
I'm from Hakken Paris.
I'm not.
I'm a foreigner.
You are not a foreigner.
You are a foreigner.
You are a foreigner again.
I'm just talking to you.
I'm a foreigner.
You are fast.
You are a foreigner.
You are fast.
What is that?
You said this.
In a good way.
This is not a bad word.
No, I don't think so.
It's all just to make Yamada-kun say bad words.
I don't mean that.
It's a series of bad words to hide the jealousy of a pitiful man.
You say a lot of bad words.
I see.
Higashi-san is a better person.
It's a serious crime to make him say that.
You are under arrest for violating the health insurance law.
You are under arrest.
Why do you come in suddenly?
Please call a lawyer.
What? The O.L. is held at the nearby Goukon?
I came in a hurry, so my clothes are just right.
The insurance when you think your clothes are plain.
I have it.
Let's go.
Yes.
Say yes to me.
Say yes to the other person.
I'm so frustrated.
I'm sorry.
I've been stuck in between.
It's okay.
It's getting late, so let's have some tea.
Can I make a phone call to your house?
Oh, sure.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I know you're worried.
What should we do, Tamura-san?
What should we do?
It's Yamada-kun, right?
Hey.
Yes?
Does Rei-chan really have a boyfriend?
Hmm...
She said she doesn't have one.
Oh, really?
Huh?
Are you trying to get her attention?
No, I'm not trying to get her attention.
I've been alone for a long time.
I thought it would be fun if Rei-chan had a boyfriend and I didn't have one.
I didn't mean that at all.
Excuse me.
Oh.
What were you two talking about?
No, it's nothing.
Huh? Are you curious about what we talked about?
Yes.
Huh? You're jealous, aren't you?
What did you say?
You did it.
That's right.
I know.
I'll keep an eye on this.
This is no good.
I'm a police officer.
Don't say that.
I'm a lawyer.
Don't move.
I'm ready.
If I take a blood sample,
will you follow me?
I'm ready.
I'm sorry.
You said you were interested in me.
And you said you were jealous.
And you said you were kidding me.
You said that was a double crime of insurance.
Higashi-san, please look at me more.
You said that in a creepy way.
Creepy?
You are under arrest for violating the law of insurance.
Nice police!
Wait a minute.
You don't know anything.
I'm just a co-worker.
I think I'm just a co-worker.
If you're really just a co-worker...
What?
How about the truth?
Junsa Tamura?
What?
Yes.
This man is after Seimi and Rei.
What?
Well done, Junsa Tamura.
Infiltration investigation?
Did you do an infiltration investigation?
You sneaked into a co-worker?
I was there for about two months.
Really?
I can't do this anymore!
Wait!
Say something!
I will never go out with Higashi-senpai.
What?
Never?
But you don't know what's going to happen in the future.
I can't say bad things about people.
I didn't mean to say that.
Really?
No.
Really?
Never.
Let's go!
What?
Hey!
Hey, Tamura!
Hey!
Well,
I'll send you home.
It's okay. My dad will pick me up.
Oh, your dad?
Then I'll just say hello.
It's okay.
He'll come to the convenience store over there.
I'm sorry.
I've been thinking about it the most at this time, isn't it?
You know, in Keiji-dono, there's often a theme of a buddy, isn't it?
I'm doing it with Morita-san, and Rei- chan says that the two of them have a good chemistry.
Oh, that's good.
Tamura, who played the intruder,
How do you want to date Rei-chan?
Hey!
Nekesakashi Kids
This time, Tamura-san.
I thought it was cool because it was an infiltration operation, so I thought my role was cool.
The scene of the three before the two came in, I actually thought it was an infiltration operation.
I was wondering how I could make Higashi say that he wanted to date Rei- chan.
I was like, I said, I said I wanted to go out with you now.
There's a lot of that.
You're the one who said it, so it's a script.
After this, we'll show you a little bit of the skits of the next week.
There's a lot of that.
Stopped?
did it stop?
wait a minute.
What is it, sir?
sound!
It stopped.
This is probably my favorite so far.
I think I'm going to get the most votes.
Hello.
Yes?
Would you like me to give you a shot?
What should I do?
My voice is coming out.