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Nagezaka Skits
Tonight's first skit is...
It's the second round of auditions, right?
Yes.
Last time, the members challenged various comedians to do a skit called Conto Audition.
What?
It's gone!
This time, the second round of auditions is for these 8 girls.
Really...
Please forgive me.
Who's that character?
It's Nagezaka.
And then, Yubiki and Hayashi, did you practice a lot?
Yes, we can't meet right now, so we meet on the phone every day.
The other day, we met for the first time, and we practiced a lot.
Special move!
White eye!
Awesome!
Yumi-Ki Nao and Hayashi Luna, who just joined this year's Nogizaka.
Actually, they have loved comedy since they were little.
Such fresh two people transform into that legendary comedy duo.
In addition, other members also challenge the popular comedians who created the era.
You're making a new generation.
Nogizaka's Nogizaka
There are so many comedians who will be on this show!
This time, I've gathered all the comedians who are making new comedies.
I can't believe what you're saying.
No, it's okay.
Well, I'll watch it anyway.
Please.
The first one, please.
I'm Hayashi. I'm Yumiki.
I'm Luna-chan and I'm Nao-chan.
Oh, you're both men.
Oh, that's good.
Your visuals are perfect.
That's right.
What's more, it's their story.
It's a novel thing to play with the unreasonable common sense that exists in the world.
Well, it's good to have a story with such a point of view.
Then, please give us the story.
Yes.
Oh, you're panting.
Oh, that's good.
It's a manga, isn't it?
I'm Hayashi. I'm Imiki.
I'm Luna-chan and Nao-chan. Nice to meet you.
What are you talking about? You don't have to show off your complex.
Why? I have to show off everything today.
That's not true. You're cute even if you dress up.
I don't like everything including that.
That's not true. But I haven't seen it yet.
You have to remember this today.
Where do you put your strength?
Let's talk about something more high- profile.
More than I thought.
What is it?
I've been addicted to Nogizaka 46 lately.
Are you addicted to idols?
Of course.
Of course, right?
Yeah.
I want to go to a handshake event.
That sounds fun.
But I get nervous when I'm in front of an idol.
Calm down.
Oh, no.
What should I do?
I just imagined it.
Calm down.
It's floating in my head.
No, no, no.
Calm down.
Mr. Hayashi!
Oh, no.
What should I do?
This is not a element in it, is it?
Since I'm a fan of Mr.Aruaru, Thank you very much!
Give me.
week.
How serious you are.
Yumi, help me.
OK, let me do, Hayashi.
No, you can't do that. You should be more serious.
I got it.
You should have been more energetic.
I got it.
I'm sorry.
I got it.
I'm tired of your white eyes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Arale Takeru Tai! Arale Takeru Tai! Arale Takeru Tai! Arale Takeru Tai!
Thank you very much.
It's a fake, isn't it?
I didn't notice it because the beginning was too long.
I've been wondering what kind of fake it is.
It's regular.
Can you make us regular?
No, it's the most boring thing I've ever seen.
Excuse me.
What?
Can you not make a big voice?
Thank you very much.
If you say it out loud, Ayase-kun will...
Ah, it's too loud!
It's okay, it's okay!
Ayase-kun!
It's too loud!
Do do do do do!
Stop it!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Thank you very much!
Arata-Kentai! Arata-Kentai!
Stop with the Arata-Kentai!
That was great.
We'll let you know the results later.
Okay.
I think you did a good job.
There's no need to say that.
But I have to say that Shirome was better than Honkei.
Is there anyone in this generation who can do the original story?
It's the original story.
What are you talking about?
She was moving so much.
Okay, next one, please.
La la la la.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, there was this part.
La la la la.
Everyone, let's start the la la la love exercise.
One, two, three.
La la la la.
La la la exercise at the maid cafe.
One, two, three.
Welcome back, master.
Now, let's cast a spell to make it delicious.
Make it delicious.
Love.
La la la la.
Go go go.
Gakki.
It's better to do it at a reunion.
It's a real story.
No, no, it's not like that.
You guys are that, right? You guys are good sisters, right?
Good sisters?
No, no, what are you talking about? You guys came the other day, right?
No, we are at Fujihashi Market in Kakehashi, Edo.
Fujihashi Market?
No, no, no, you guys were imitating Chocopla last time.
It's definitely a good sister.
Then look for a good sister in this studio.
smart...
It's okay if you're not sure
The sound of e... is a little better than Fuji Hashi Market.
Go home!
I said go home!
I can't do it this time either.
Who's next?
Next is...
Yuriko Kitagawa.
Yuriko Kitagawa?
I don't think she's a good match.
Kitagawa, go ahead.
She doesn't look like a good match either.
I'm Yuriko Kitagawa. Nice to meet you.
I've never seen anyone like you before.
I'd like you to hear the most interesting joke in the world.
I've never seen it before.
I just want to make it a pass.
Please listen to it.
I'll do it.
What?
Did I make a mistake?
Don't worry about it. You can do it again if you make a mistake.
Yeah.
I made a mistake...
Yeah.
Oh...
What?
I messed up.
You messed up?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Oh, that's right.
I mean...
Huh?
I feel like it's a different question.
What?
That's it.
In the audition,
I made a mistake
in my important flip.
I made a mistake.
But it doesn't matter.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
You are not good at acting.
It was funny, wasn't it?
You are not good at acting.
Anyway, you failed.
What?
Don't be surprised.
You are not good at acting.
I came all the way here.
I didn't pass the exam.
You are not good at acting.
But it's okay.
It's okay.
Go home.
I'm going home.
The next entertainer is coming.
I'm going home.
Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, hey.
Wait, wait, hey.
I can see what you're going to do now.
I'm Seira, my sister.
I'm Haruka, my sister.
I'm Amagasaki, my sister.
Look down on the invisible.
Look into the telescope.
It's exactly the same.
Thank you very much.
It's exactly the same.
Young people know this.
Don't say you don't know this.
You know Asagaya Shima, don't you?
No.
No way.
Are you misunderstanding someone?
We are not real sisters.
That's the same as the rumor of Asagaya.
That's also.
Is that so?
No, it's not.
I'm going home.
I'll contact you again.
I'm going home.
Wait a minute.
This is the last one.
Only the last one.
This is really good.
What?
I am Mayu Tamura.
Mayu Tamura?
Please listen to the Tamura Diary, which was written by my mother.
It's hot.
The Tamura Diary
Cham-chaka-cham-cham-chacham-chacham- cham
I wanted to become an idol
So I entered a logizaka
They made me dance in white
Damn it!
JAN JAKA JANJANJANJAN JANJANJANJANJANJAN JANJAKA JANJANJANJANJAN JANJANJANJANJAN Because I am the oldest
Let younger girls do it, too.
Damn it!
I think it will sell well.
I did it well.
I was surprised.
I thought I would definitely be laughed at, and then all the members told me that I was beautiful, and I was saved.
It was a high level, wasn't it? It was amazing. Hayashi-san also included the parts where there was no script.
That's right. When I first received the script, I thought I couldn't do something good, so I thought about what to do, and I thought it would be okay to add ad-libs, so I added it without permission.
This is the scene where Yumiki and Hayashi didn't have a script that they thought up themselves.
What are you talking about? Don't expose the complex on purpose.
Why? I can't expose everything today.
No, it's not like that. You're cute even if you dress up.
No, I can't. I can't like you, including this part.
No, it's not like that. But I haven't seen that part yet.
I can't have you remember this part today.
Where do you put your strength in? Let's talk about the high level of weirdness on the surface.
It was amazing. It was a real hit.
As expected, there are people who like to laugh.
I was in a really good relationship.
If I do this, it's not Matsumoto-kun.
This is not Nishikawa-kun.
I was in a good relationship.
After this, Shibata Yuna finally showed her true colors with her specialty cheer.
It was the most fun I've ever seen.
Shibata's time is the best time.
Today's skit is Smile Girls.
The three girls who appeared in this skit are...
Shibata-san.
Do you think it's a good skit?
I played the role of Tsuyo.
I remember how I felt when I played the role of Tsuyo.
She had a smile that I had never seen before.
That's right.
She was reliable.
It was really delicious.
Yuna Shibata, who always smiles, is modest and quiet.
I'm happy to be able to come to the place I like with the people I like.
Actually, when she was in elementary school, she was on the cheer team of Chibarotte Marines.
For about five years, she has been cheering for everyone.
That's how Hayakawa, Seimiya and the cheer team were formed.
They are going to cheer for those who are trying their best.
Please pay attention to the cheer dance of the three of them.
I'm glad there was a toilet.
I'm suddenly hungry.
I'm so nervous.
What?
No way!
No way! Is someone in there?
This is really bad.
But I'll do my best.
We'll be rooting for you!
What? What? What? What?
Ready? OK? OK!
Yuno!
Rei!
Kena!
We are S.I.N.K.E.R.!
What are you doing?
What?
You are in a pinch now, right?
Well, I am in a pinch.
Then we will cheer for you!
Let's cheer for you!
Hey! What are you doing?
How about going to the bathroom?
What are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
Hey.
Have you come out?
I am not coming out.
I have a sore throat.
I might have to come out with something else.
Make it again!
Hey, stop it!
Hey, everyone is watching the show!
I'll be caught!
Hey, stop it!
Hey, don't provoke me!
Don't provoke me!
I'll be on the show!
Go away!
Um, were we in the way?
Of course!
There's no one else but me!
No way!
Yuna, Rei, I'm sorry, I can't dance anymore
I can't smile
It's okay, Seira
The people who are waiting for us are definitely waiting for our support
I'm not waiting
I'm not waiting at all
Seira, stand up
What are you doing?
Wake up
I hit you
I hit you? What's wrong with you?
I'm not that kind of girl
Don't start your youth on your own
What's wrong? Why are you crying?
What? What? What?
Hey, wait!
Hey!
Hey, Seira! Come out!
Sorry, Seira. Come out.
Hey, come out! I'm seriously in trouble!
Hey! I can't take it anymore!
Seira, I need your smile.
That's right, Seira!
I need your dance.
I need this toilet, too.
Excuse me, can you stop talking so loud?
What did you say?
You're a really big girl, aren't you?
I'm sorry for hitting you.
But I didn't hit you.
It was the old Seira who worked harder than anyone else.
The old me.
What are you doing in there?
I've been working hard to make you smile more than him.
That's right. Everyone is waiting for your smile.
I'm waiting for this toilet to open too.
Come on, wipe your tears and come out.
Ah, it's coming out!
Everyone...
Thank you!
Wait a second...
Hey, hey, hey!
You should do that at another place!
Hey!
Let's dance together again!
Can you give it back to me?
You're the one who gave it to me!
Ah, for now...
Ouch! Thank goodness!
What?
I can't find my paper!
Wait!
I can't find my paper!
We are in trouble again!
Let's Sanitize them!
Yeah!
Ah, you...
You used all your papers when you were wiping up tears!
Ya, He метon
Who are you!?
Give me that Strip Come on Don't
Hey!!
What're you doing?
Put it on my hand!
Keeping on
It was very exciting, Nishimatsu-san.
I had a lot of fun doing it.
Seriously, compared to your previous skits, you were doing it properly.
Your acting.
No, I was doing it properly until now.
I have something I want you to listen to.
When I was waiting, I was doing other cornering techniques.
I don't know if I did it myself, but I was doing it.
So, I can do it more.
You can do it at a higher level.
I can do side spin.
Actually, you can't do that.
So, please cast me.
After this, we will show you the behind- the-scenes of the storyboard production.
Nagizaka Skits
From here, we will reveal a little bit of the behind- the-scenes of today's skits.
It was fun because I was able to get into the role even before I entered the role.
Haruka-san, do you have a chance to appeal?
What should I do, what should I do?
It's a little higher.
You can do it, right?
Darn it!
I'm being filmed.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm wearing white.
I'm nervous.
I can't do it.
You're practicing a lot.
Until the morning.
Actually, the two of them were determined not to cry.
They found an empty time the day before.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26,
I feel like I'm getting an audition.
Even if you're a young comedian.
And after this, we'll show you a little bit of the skits of the next week.
From hell to death.
That's right.
From hell to death.
I've improved a lot since the last time.
I've become mischievous.
I sweat as much as I did in a basketball game.
It's really my first area.
I'm a white angel from heaven.
It's been a long time.
I'm from Nogizaka.
I can't make a terrible face.