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I'm a police officer.
I'm a citizen.
Nogizaka Kids
Today's first hit is...
Kakeyasu is the main character, right?
Yes.
Do you feel different as the main character?
No, no, no. I'm doing my best.
That's a perfect answer.
Was there anything difficult?
The lines were long.
That's right.
I did my best to memorize it.
It's amazing.
Kakehachi is a little...
I thought it would be the most amazing.
Memorizing that line.
That Ryo is the best so far.
That's right.
Well, Seimiya-san was also on the show.
I had a lot to remember, but I decided everything.
And he said,
I'm worried because I played a face game.
It was cute.
I made fun of you a little.
Sayaka Kakehashi
It tastes like blood
Sayaka Kakehashi is always honest with herself
This time, Kakehashi will act as a police officer
She will play a police officer who is strict with something
Pay attention to the perfect relationship with her subordinate Morita
Thank you
I'm so tired from work today.
There were a lot of customers today.
I'm sorry to suddenly invite you to karaoke.
I felt like I wanted to sing today.
I wanted to go to karaoke for the first time in a long time.
Really?
I'm glad.
That's just right.
Then let me hear your song.
From me?
Don't be nervous.
Let's listen to Yonezu Kenshi's Lemon.
I love that song, too.
Yonezu Kenshi's Lemon.
I've never sung it before, so I'll sing it for the first time.
I don't want to hurt my throat at my part-time job.
I don't think I can sing it well.
What?
Please stop.
What is this?
Don't move.
What?
Don't move.
Police?
Please stop.
What?
Don't move.
It's just us.
What?
What is this?
What?
We got a suspect.
What?
A suspect?
What?
What do you mean?
Sir!
We got a suspect.
We didn't get a suspect.
What are you doing?
I didn't do anything.
You just had a health check, didn't you?
Health check?
In this rough world,
everyone is afraid of getting hurt,
so they try to get health checks in advance.
But I will never allow such health checks.
Nogizaka-sho,
Kakehashi Sayaka,
Kakehashi Sayaka.
Please call me,
Health Check Police.
What's going on?
I don't know what's going on.
What's a health check?
If you have a blood test, call me.
What a scary word!
Where did you get it from?
You'll regret it if you don't tell me!
Where did you get it from?
What?
You said you were going to sing Lemon for the first time.
Even though you've sung it so many times.
Everyone says that.
And you said you couldn't sing well because you had a sore throat.
You invited me to karaoke by yourself.
That's how I feel.
You're such a good singer.
It's obvious that you're lying because you want to be called a liar.
I'll arrest you for violating the health insurance law.
Arrest?
Are you going to arrest me like this?
Thank you, health insurance police.
What the hell is wrong with you?
What?
A female student in a nearby high school?
She fell asleep when she tried to study for the exam?
You're taking the health insurance test when your score is bad, right?
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Is it okay for me to do it?
I'm sorry. I was scared.
It's okay. I was a little surprised.
I was surprised.
Well, let's just sing.
What should I do?
There is a weather function in this karaoke.
Please try it.
Let's go to the weather function.
This song.
Thank you for coming to my karaoke today.
I'm going to sing.
TOKYO DOME.
ALINA.
What?
I'm a bass.
I knew that.
I heard it earlier.
What is it?
Yogi-sha, ready.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
You're going wild!
I'm not going wild.
You're not doing anything.
I was trying to sing seriously.
If you take a blood-stained
Don't you get angry?
What kind of word is that?
I'm the most angry, you bastard.
What are you saying?
What do you mean by the most angry?
But I don't like this idea.
I did the Tokyo Dome Live Bokeh of an artist.
I'm embarrassed to hear that again.
I knew it was an intro during the festival, but you did a Bokeh.
When the festival was bad,
I did something unnecessary, so I'm low on electricity.
That's why.
Don't say that.
I've never heard that.
Mr. Higashi.
Don't mind.
I want you to say that, but it's obvious that it's an unnecessary Bokeh.
That's amazing.
You're breaking the Bokeh law.
I'll call you back.
It's the second time.
Take it easy, Bokeh Police.
You're under arrest, aren't you?
What?
A female student who was invited to a drinking party at a nearby university said,
I'm a little busy right now, so I'll go if I can.
You're under arrest for suddenly being lazy to go.
I'm going.
That's amazing.
Are you more guilty?
I don't get it.
Well, you know, Rei-chan.
Yes?
Do you have a relationship with Yamada?
Yamada-kun? No, I don't have a boyfriend.
You don't have a boyfriend?
No.
Really? Then you should go out with me.
What are you talking about?
No one's moving.
No one's moving!
Who are you looking at?
I'm a police officer.
I'm getting angry.
Custodian Kako.
I'm angry because I found out.
Don't get angry.
I'm making you angry.
Don't get angry.
I'm making you angry.
I'm angry.
I'm not singing this time.
Take the blood.
Cheer me on.
You don't have to.
2.7 seconds!
I can't tell you how long it took.
You asked her if she was dating her junior.
I thought you'd be wary if I asked if she had a boyfriend.
You confessed your feelings, and at the end...
You laughed.
...you said,
to escape when you got dumped.
Everyone does that.
Excuse me, Mr. Higashi.
Is it really a joke that you want to go out with me?
I want to make you say it, but it's a stupid confession.
You will be arrested by the police.
Why are you so excited?
Where are you excited?
It's completely different.
Right, Rei-chan?
Yes, I don't think anything about you either.
Eh? Don't say it so straight.
Yes.
Don't you have insurance?
No, I don't.
I don't care what my seniors think of me.
But do you feel like going out with them?
Absolutely not.
No?
I see.
Let's go.
Yes!
Eh?
She laughed.
Eh?
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-mah!
It's all a lie.
Just kidding.
She didn't come.
She did her best.
How long did it take you to memorize that?
My mother helped me.
Where did your mother do it?
Thank you for coming to my Higashibukuro concert today.
Did your mother do it?
No, she didn't do it.
Sayaka and Morita have a great chemistry.
And Higashibukuro-san's...
I can't think of anything.
You remembered it, didn't you?
I was happy.
You're 16 years old. You can't keep a balance.
I really like guys like Tokyo Dome.
I was so into them.
Higashibukuro-san, I didn't know you had a side like this.
I'm looking forward to it.
It was fun.
I was watching from behind, and I said one line, and said,
Alright, alright, alright.
From what position are you looking at?
If I were you, would you do this for Kakeyama?
Yes, yes, yes!
Perfect.
Don't say that, please.
I know, right?
From the moment I put on the wig in the dressing room, I can't go out to the hallway because it's embarrassing.
It's about time to add ad-libs.
After this, Seira Hayakawa and Haruka Kaki overcame the embarrassment and the skit of attention.
What do you think?
This is a story of Kaki-chan and Hayakawa-san.
Yes.
What kind of story is this, Kaki-chan?
I became an old lady in Osaka.
Oh, I see.
Both of you are from Kansai, right?
Yes.
Have you ever felt that Yan-chan is from Osaka?
Yes, I have.
I often come out from Osaka.
You don't come out when there are two of you.
Yes, I often come out.
Oh, I see.
Hey, hey, hey.
You don't come out at all.
At least come out now.
Kaki-chan and Hayakawa-san
Hayakawa Seira is a 4-star mood maker with a strong Kansai accent.
Hayakawa is playing the role of an old lady in Osaka.
Her partner is a comedian, Kaki Haruka.
Pay attention to the two of them talking in Kansai dialect.
What's going on?
Hayakawa Seira is a 4-star mood maker with a strong Kansai accent.
Her partner is a comedian, Kaki Haruka.
Pay attention to the two of them talking in Kansai dialect.
Welcome back, Onii-chan!
You must have grown up a lot. Come on, let's go home.
Wait a minute.
Isn't this a maid cafe?
Maid cafe? What are you talking about?
This is a maid cafe!
I knew it!
You knew it?
So it wasn't a mistake?
Well, then, I'm sorry.
Here.
You're going home?
Yes.
I can't go home!
What's wrong with you?
You're so mean!
You can't do that, Onii-chan!
Do you have to come all the way here to buy it?
You don't have a maid, do you?
I don't mind having a maid cafe.
But this is the only maid cafe I have.
And I don't care what you say.
What do you mean you don't care?
I'm sorry.
You idiot.
Come on, come on, come on.
Give me a little more.
I'll go get the fire.
Here's the menu.
How do you want to order?
It's too early. You haven't opened it yet.
You can't do that.
Do you want this now?
No.
From now, I' m giving the usual Ame-chan
What which's better?
No.
Mom, this is apple, too.
High heels?
This one is hard.
Iin stereo?
Which one?
This one, please.
Apple.
Okay.
Here you are.
Thank you meters.
How do you want it to taste?
Momo-chan?
Ringo-chan?
High heels?
Don't say that!
It's Yuta!
I'm Yuta too!
Don't say that!
Young people are slow to choose.
How do you want it to taste?
All of them are delicious.
It's all about grandma's recommendation.
I'm going to catch delicious fish from now on.
From Yuta.
This is hell.
Will this continue?
This is hell.
Mr. Machido.
It's not fish at all.
Okonomiyaki.
Well, this is okonomiyaki.
It's delicious.
Well, let's eat.
It's really good.
I don't usually come to a cafe and eat.
What do you mean?
It's good to write a message.
It's like writing on omelet rice.
Do you write that?
I don't make such a small thing.
Here you are.
I got it.
Here you are.
LOTTERY.
I am bad at it.
Stop it.
This is not making you have any fun when you eat it.
What are you talking about?
This is like the shop where you are waiting to be Son exists.
Please eat this.
Am I talking to you now.
Moe! Moe!
I don't need it.
I'm lucky.
I'm going to perform live.
You're going to perform live?
You have a live show.
I see.
I'll watch it.
I'm enjoying it.
I don't have a live show.
It's dirty. I don't like it.
What? What? What?
You're so noisy!
What?
Wait a second.
I can't find souvenirs!
Hey, sis!
Welcome!
Which one would you like?
Can I get this?
Sure.
What brings you to New World?
It's so easy to shop,
and it's clean.
I'm happy to see you, Sis.
This is where they get carried away...
I wonder if it's true.
That's enough. See you.
Thank you very much.
What are you showing?
What are you showing? It was a fucking new drama.
I can't show you such a fucking new drama.
Brother.
I can get a ticket to commemorate my crime.
Don't say you're guilty.
Apologize to the guilty.
I don't need it.
Oh my god.
That's just annoying.
I'll take only one.
I'll take it.
New world.
What's this?
I thought it was okay to come out.
It's meaningless.
What's that?
I'm going home. I'm tired.
Pay the bill.
Okay. One drawing, Okonomiyaki and a cheque.
19,000,000 yen.
19,000 yen.
19,000 yen is expensive.
Okay, 2,000 yen.
Okay.
10,000,000 yen.
Okay.
Thank you.
Bye.
I'm going home.
Wait a minute.
What?
Don't eat properly.
If you're in trouble, tell me.
Here you are.
One.
You two are amazing.
How can you do it so naturally?
I was so embarrassed before I started.
But when I started, I started to want to do it.
It doesn't matter if you want to do it or not.
It's frustrating when people accept it.
No, it's not like that.
Kaki-chan, did you overdo it?
No, but Sera did it pretty well.
She always says,
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
After this, the new 4th generation, who just joined this year,
Announced the senpai they admire.
Do you think you have to learn?
I think so.
I want to know more about the new 4th generation!
The character excavation meeting!
Yes, I'm Shin-Yonkisei
These are the five fresh Shin- Yonkisei who just joined this year
In order for the characters to play the main character, it is necessary to know everyone's personality better
Idiot
This time, we will listen to what kind of character Shin-Yonkisei is
By the way, the five of them...
You knew about us, didn't you?
Yes, of course.
What's that supposed to mean?
No, no, no.
I became a huge fan of King of Conte.
I really, really like him.
A fan?
I really, really like him.
Really?
I really, really like him.
How old are you?
I'm not the oldest.
What are you talking about?
That was so sudden.
By the way, who's the oldest?
JARUJARU-san.
If you say that, I won't say anything.
That's true.
What's wrong with you?
About 2.5.
She's saying something like a musical.
Today, let's talk about this theme.
Here it is.
The senpai you admire.
Let's open it together.
As expected, there are so many names.
Kuromi is the captain, Manatsu Akimoto and Asuka Saito.
Sato is Kubo Shiori, a model for the magazine SEVENTEEN.
HAYASHI is Hori Miona, a photo magazine released this year.
IKUTA ERIKA is a musical actress.
YUMIKI is Kazumi Takayama, a host of a variety show.
I think you can tell by looking at me, but I don't have a sense of beauty at all.
I don't think that's the case.
I don't look white in front of people.
I've been noticing that I've been looking strange lately.
But Hori-san has a very high sense of beauty.
I thought I had to learn from her for her self- reflecting and being very stoic.
You really think you have to learn from her?
I really do.
You don't look white in front of people.
It's because people ask for it.
That's the only thing I have.
By the way, is there anyone with a high sense of beauty in the 4th generation?
Yes, there is.
I've been working hard on self- reflecting.
I usually eat while looking at the mirror.
I eat a lot and then change my hair.
Do you say that in a bad way?
Like a narcissist?
No, I don't.
Do you watch other people's videos?
When I was listening to the teacher in the lesson,
I was listening to the teacher's direction and I was listening to the teacher's direction.
I was looking at myself and thinking,
That's not good.
It's not good to look at the teacher.
I'm probably looking at the whole picture.
This child and this child are close.
This child doesn't grow up.
Next week, we'll show you a little bit of Los Kids.
Today, we will ask you the most interesting jokes in the world.
The most interesting jokes in the world?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Ah, there was this part.
I thought it would be okay to say ad- libs, so I said it without permission.
Cool!
Amazing!
Hello!
I'm Hayashi.
I'm Kimiki.
I'm Luna-chan and Nao-chan who are interested in Marugaki.
I'm Mayu Tamura.