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The winner is...
I'm Ayame.
Nogizaka Kids
Today's first skit is about a super-fast guy coming back.
Captain Yuri.
Yes.
This is your third time.
That's amazing.
Thank you very much.
Endo, you played a small role this time.
That's right.
It was my first time to play a role to challenge.
That's right. I don't think anyone will challenge that role in the future.
But Yuri-chan's world view is really interesting.
Thank you for letting me play this role.
It's been a while. My name is Captain Yuri.
The mysterious character of Yonkusei Ichi, Yuri Kitagawa, has become a super- fast- paced hero, and is in the third episode of the skit where he fights the evil organization.
Let's use him.
This time, please pay attention to the new monster that Shibata, the boss of the evil organization, has brought.
I see.
What are you going to do to me, beautiful girl?
I'm sure you'll be a good monster.
Huh?
Stop it!
Who are you? Help me!
Stop it!
So you've come back again.
Um...
Can you return Mr. Hitojitsu to me?
If you want him back,
take him by force!
Can't we talk?
No way!
Do you think you can do it?
No way!
Why?
Do you think you can steal him?
Why?
No way! I won't let you do that!
It can't be helped.
Well then.
The ultimate super...
Wait a minute!
M-Mr. Shibata!
My subordinates have been defeated many times with that special move.
Nice to meet you. My name is Captain Yuri.
Shakin!
I see.
You've all been swayed by this My Pace Buri, haven't you?
That's right.
But that's over, too.
She's going to defeat you.
D-Don't tell me...
Come out, Kaijin Sakura!
This is the new Shinkaijin created by Shibata-sama!
What a terrifying aura!
The battle with Yurito is about to begin.
Are you Captain Yuri?
Yes, nice to meet you.
As my first enemy...
Captain Man-Ten.
Now, let's start the hot battle.
The battle is always...
Ah, the battle...
A joke?
Eh? A joke?
Why?
Sakura has the DNA of the strongest Sakura-colored warrior, Hayashi Apei.
Why? Why would you do that?
Go ahead and do it.
I'm sorry, but my victory has been decided.
I'm Shorin.
What's with this guy?
I'm Shorin.
My stomach hurts.
No way! You're kidding me!
You're laughing so hard!
Don't make fun of me like that.
You sound like Yumizu!
What?
No way!
Seriously?
Please stop.
I'm in pain.
You're the only one laughing!
But Captain Yuri is definitely suffering!
Yuri, this isn't the time to laugh.
I'm going to take a picture.
Why?
Ah, Pei's DNA?
Pei's DNA is in a place like that?
I'm Captain Yuri.
Photo!
When I take a photo, I say, photo!
What kind of attitude is that?
Wasn't there anything quite funny?
Well, while you're in the water, Sakura!
Let's finish it with a special move!
Special move!
Run away, Captain Yuri!
Finally, Captain Yuri is back!
When the time comes, we will conquer the world!
Huh?
Special move?
You don't have it?
You don't have special move?
All you can do is take a picture of her!
Morita's birthday is the same as Hazuki's
August 23rd
You don't even need the ability to remember your birthday!
You only have the parts that you don't need!
Now, from your position
Yes
Special move, 2x...
I'm scared.
What the hell is going to happen?
Hey, don't drag your friends into this!
You won again, Captain Yuri!
I'm sorry, everyone.
I'm the winner.
That hurt.
Excuse me.
Captain Yuri...
I have a special move.
Fight me...
Yu...
Ri...
What the hell are you doing here?
Sakura is dead.
How pathetic.
Well, whatever. Next time, I'll turn him into the strongest monster.
Where do you always go when you fight?
Yes.
I was able to save the world.
Not me, though.
I was able to save the world, so I was relieved.
I'm glad.
How long are you going to stick with this setting?
I don't know if it's a setting or not.
When I first heard about the villain,
I wondered what kind of strong role it was.
I thought it was a joke, but it turned out to be a joke.
When I tried it, it was surprisingly interesting.
Which one did you like the most? What kind of joke did you say?
It's Shory's joke.
Shory.
After all, isn't that Captain Yuri?
No, it's not.
Isn't that Captain Yuri?
No, it's not.
You were laughing at the same place as Captain Yuri.
What?
No, no, no.
I saw it.
I really like Shibata, so last time.
As a newcomer, I wanted to go to Shibatani one day.
Please!
One person will lose her job.
It's a big problem.
It's a valuable strategy.
You'll be betrayed.
Nogizaka's Kids
After this, Tsutsui Ayame will become a gyaru and dance.
Please let me do it.
Did you have a desire to be a gyaru?
Not at all.
Who is the main character this time?
Yes.
Ayame-chan, what kind of role was this?
It's a gyaru.
It's a gyaru, isn't it?
I'm not really a gyaru.
Even though I'm not really a gyaru,
After doing Stitch,
The gyaru character has settled down.
I did my best.
I also looked up videos of gyaru impersonations.
You did a lot of research.
What did you find?
The 16-year-old Ayame Tsutsui has a very calm personality.
However...
Do I look like a gyaru?
One!
Tsutsui!
The members also show off their gyaru- like stiches,
and the gyaru character is also a part of the members.
This time, Tsutsui will be the gyaru Aya-men,
and will challenge the old-fashioned parody.
Pay attention to the members who play the role of the old lady.
Once upon a time...
Grandpa, it's a great snowstorm, isn't it?
Ah, with this snowstorm, I can't go to sell firewood for the time being.
It can't be helped.
I'm sorry, Grandma, I've been working so hard.
Grandpa, that's a promise I won't say.
You're a good woman.
Hey, is it a cold?
No, it's not.
It looks like someone's here.
What? In the middle of a storm like this?
Grandma, are you going to come out?
It might be a bear.
Don't worry about it.
You're so aggressive.
What's wrong?
I knew it was a bear!
What?
Ayamen!
Yeah!
Gyaru?
In this snowy mountain?
Gyaru?
Why?
You surprised me.
You were a gyaru.
It must have been hard in the snowy mountain.
The solar power is amazing.
And the speed is crazy.
The speed is crazy.
Gyaru!
Even though we're in the middle of the mountain, the room is so pretty.
You guys are too much!
You're the one who came here in a hurry!
Ayame, why are you here?
Today,
I came here to give back to my grandpa!
Give back?
What do you mean by give back?
The other day, when I was caught in a trap in the mountains,
and I was really nervous,
you saved me, grandpa!
Oh, the girl's high school student from that time?
No, because humans were caught in a trap,
Grandpa, your tension is low! Ayame, I want to give back to you! What do you mean by Ongaeshi? What do you mean by Ongaeshi? Well, I'm going to be here, so don't peek! I promise, Grandpa! I won't peek, but what are you doing? It's okay, just for a moment!
Hey! It's so free! What are you doing? Well, let's peek! Well, let's peek! promised 3 seconds ago! Yana! You're so aggressive!
Aggressive, aggressive! Grandpa, look! Aggressive, aggressive! Grandpa, look! Aggressive, aggressive! Grandpa, look! Aggressive, aggressive!
Oh no! Why were you dancing?
What's going on?
But it looked like you were having fun.
What kind of return is this?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Huh?
What?
There's another person in this Fubuki?
Hey, don't go!
Don't go in such a hurry!
It's Nogizaka Eats.
Nogizaka Eats?
I ordered chicken and hotdog from Arale- san.
It's in the back.
It's in the back?
Of course it's in the back.
Tosoku!
You were hungry, weren't you?
No, it's not like that.
I'm here to pay you back, right?
Then, shall we take a look?
You're too fast!
What?
You're dancing again!
Why do you have to dance with a delivery guy?
Right, grandma?
Huh?
Where did grandma go?
Huh?
No way...
What are you guys doing at my house all the time?
You guys were going to dance all night, weren't you?
Grandpa, you peeped, didn't you?
I peeped?
No, I peeped, but there are two people in it.
I'm sorry, but I can't be here if Ayame sees me.
It's my fault.
I shouldn't have been seen.
I got a throw line on today's live broadcast, so I'll give it to you.
I was doing a live broadcast.
Grandpa and Grandma, you really grew up. Thank you. See you.
Be careful.
What is that guy? Bye bye.
You grew up a lot.
You should go home, too.
It will be 8,900 yen.
I didn't pay him.
It was a wonderful gyaru.
Ayame-chan's tension was similar to Fuwa-chan's.
I want to do it with you.
But Yakumo is the best with Fuwa-chan.
It's a collaboration.
I'm fine with gyaru.
Then please.
Fuwa-chan doesn't like it.
Fuwa-chan doesn't like it at all.
You can't do that.
Ayame-chan, you didn't know Parapara, did you?
I didn't know.
You didn't know at all.
That's right.
I saw that video yesterday, and I gave up in 5 minutes.
I thought it was impossible.
I came here and learned from the teacher for about 30 minutes, and I was finally able to do it.
It was hard.
The staff didn't want to press it, so it was like, okay.
I was going to show you the part where it suddenly goes down.
I brought all the laughter to Mr. Higashibukuro.
I was a little frustrated.
I hated Seira's grandmother.
She was more than I imagined.
She was praised.
Hayaka hated it and couldn't help it.
Really?
That grandmother.
It's unusual.
I have a short sense of it.
I'm the only one who's a grandmother.
There's no rival on that side.
I'm not happy about it.
How about you, Matsuo-san?
I like Sarah-chan.
But you can still beat her.
That's a little...
What?
That's a little...
This guy is a dummy.
That's a little difficult.
After this, Haruka Kaki confesses her current worries.
I'm sure she'll forget about it.
Nogizaka Skits
Nogizaka Skits character reveal!
In order for the characters to continue their lives, it is essential to know the individuality of the members.
So please listen to my worries for this talk theme.
I wonder what kind of worries the members of the 4th generation have.
Everyone, what kind of worries do you have?
Here are your worries.
It's hard to get a pamphlet.
Who is this?
Yes.
It's kind of sad.
Haki, is that so?
My birthday is August 8th.
It's really easy to remember.
It's easy to remember, isn't it?
I say it's because it's the 88th, but I can definitely forget it.
As a culture in the logizaka, there is a culture of raising a template.
Isn't there?
It's like they're raising each other.
Shiba, have you ever given it to anyone?
I have. To everyone.
Did you get it?
I...
I didn't buy it, so I said I'd buy it for you here.
That's not what I meant.
I promised to go out with you on your birthday.
So I thought I'd buy it with you.
That's what you were going to do.
Who didn't give it to you last year?
I'm really sorry. I'm really bad at giving my birthday presents. I often give it to you after my birthday.
There are some people who don't give it to me.
It seems that it leads to the next problem.
The next problem is this.
There are some people who don't give their birthday presents.
Who is this?
Yes.
What is this?
Is it for Kaki?
No?
Is it for everyone?
I'm sorry, but it's not for Kaki.
What is this?
What do you mean?
After October 3rd, I bought it for Saku- chan.
But I forgot to bring it.
You've been at home for about eight months?
I've been at home all the time.
But every time I meet him, I say,
I'll bring you a birthday present next time.
That's good.
So I brought it today.
Did you bring it today?
I can finally give it to you.
Thank you very much.
I bought it in October last year.
Happy birthday.
You have a great smile.
I'm so happy.
It's cute.
It's like a humidifier.
It's fashionable.
Thank you very much.
You look like you want to buy it.
I'll definitely buy it.
Please look forward to the next week's skits.
The next week's skits
I have a request.
It's a fairy tale.
A fairy tale?
It's something to say, right?
It's something to say.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Seira Ayanokoji.
Look at this.
Why are you crying?
I want to have a beard.
You still have a beard, don't you?
I'm doing my best.
I see.
Again, again, again.
It's not good.
It's not like that!