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We are Nogizaka Otamesschu!
I'm Otamesschu's MC, Ria Ito.
And we have these Otamesschu girls with us today!
You guys are full of energy today.
Wada-chan is...
I was just looking at you.
It's fine if you don't look at me.
And we have lots of guests with us today.
Thank you for having us!
First of all, Maya-san and Rika-chan,
it's your first appearance since I became your MC.
I see.
You have that image.
What do you think?
It's my first time since I became your MC, so I'm a little nervous.
But I'm already relaxed with your cute atmosphere.
I'm happy!
You're really showing off to your seniors.
I'm not!
It's so easy to understand!
Then let me announce today's project!
Today's project is...
Nogizaka Otamesschu!
Yay!
Your faces are a little dark.
I know.
I can feel it.
I've seen lots of scripts.
But I like this script the most.
Not only comedy shows,
but also quiz shows like "Rabbit" are in demand these days.
If you can answer any questions with interesting answers,
you'll definitely get more jobs!
With that said, let's see how good you are at cutting in line.
Okay!
You're so small!
Are you okay? Everyone's starting to move.
How's your cutting in line?
Have you done it before?
No.
Oh, you haven't.
The two seniors up there...
But they didn't ask me to make fun of them, so I didn't make fun of them.
It's very difficult.
Are you idols?
You don't have to carry it like that.
I know it's for comedians, but...
I don't know why we're doing this show.
These four people will try cutting in line.
Say something with Liliya.
Can you see my panties? Can you not see them?
You're funny!
They'll try various cutting in line challenges.
Liliya will judge if it's funny or not.
What's funny about it?
Even in other programs, there are many roles that seem to be able to play an active role with cutting power, and you can choose a lot of them.
While you are trying cutting, first of all, you must not be correct! Cutting Quiz!
Yes, that's why, rather than the correct answer, it is a quiz of a TV program that sometimes requires an interesting answer.
Even if you know the correct answer, you will be challenged whether you can give an interesting answer without giving the correct answer.
This is also a cutting quiz, so you don't have to be correct.
Everyone, it is written in the script, "Are you confident in your funny answers?" Well, I don't think so.
Everyone looks like they don't have confidence.
Well then, Taku-san, please give us a lot of questions.
Understood.
Well then, Cutting Quiz Question 1!
What is the opposite of an AI that represents artificial intelligence?
Well, please press the button and answer.
Wow! That's fast!
That's good!
What did you say?
What did you say about "e"?
Your pronunciation is good.
Your pronunciation is getting better and better.
You're getting better and better.
Let's go with this pace.
Let's go with the tempo.
Let's start.
"Aitsu Ijiwaru" (He's mean)
That's good!
There's someone with such a scary face who can answer that fast.
"Aitsu Ijiwaru" (He's mean)
That's good!
Wow! Wata-chan!
"Ando Ichie" (Ando is the best)
Who is it?
I don't know.
As expected of Wata-chan!
That's good!
"Ando Ichie" (Ando is the best)
Where did you say it from?
Let's go!
"Ace Impossible" (Ace is impossible)
You're almost right, so you can't say it!
Why?!
You're almost right, so you can't say it!
That's tough.
"AI" (AI is the opposite of AI)
I don't know the correct answer, either!
The correct answer is "artificial intelligence".
The correct answer is this.
Now, please answer more and more!
That's scary!
I've already told you the correct answer.
That's too scary!
So it's not this?
Don't get it wrong, everyone!
It's a quiz, after all!
Then why did you laugh so much?
I laughed because I was getting old!
That's why I was scared!
"Aomori Iwate" (Aomori is Iwate)
You're good!
Why?!
I said "Aomori" just now!
Let's move on to the next question!
Please answer more and more!
"Big Cut Quiz" second question!
"George Mallory" of the Potemkin
was asked "why do you climb mountains?" and what did he answer?
Oh, that's fast!
Joshua!
Because I wanted mountains to climb for me!
Joshua, you say things that sound like philosophy, don't you?
I'll put it on my nose!
Now, Matsuo Kitai!
I can meet my grandma in high altitude.
That's good!
Matsuo, you've got it!
Sato Saki!
I'm well-trained and healthy!
That's good!
But you're a little clumsy.
Clumsy!
It's like a Condroitin commercial!
Let's not do that!
Now!
Yoshida!
When I climb a snowy mountain or go down a mountain,
I can enjoy skiing!
That's a normal story!
I don't know!
It looks cold!
There is too much oxygen on the ground.
That's good!
That's cool!
Why is there too much oxygen?
That's amazing!
That's cool!
It's cool, isn't it, Wata-chan?
It's really cool!
It's cool in general, but...
Oh, Wata-chan!
What was the question again?
No, I'm begging you!
When asked why George Maloney climbs mountains, what did he say?
To train himself without stepping on dirt!
You said something like that earlier!
You couldn't run away, Wata-chan!
It's cool, isn't it?
It's really cool!
OK, start!
It looks like it will sell if you bring back the air above the summit!
Oh!
It's kind of scary!
It's scary!
You like money, don't you?
By the way...
You can answer this one now, so...
Yoseda!
Yes!
What are you doing?! Don't let your guard down!
I'm listening to Edlin now.
Don't let your guard down! What is the correct answer?
Because there is a mountain over there.
That's it!
You're answering in Japanese.
George Mountain.
I'm translating it.
Oh, I see!
I'm begging you!
Maya, you're cheating!
So, everyone, how did you like this cutting quiz?
How did you like it?
I think Sato was really good at it.
Really?
She was really fast.
I know there's no technique, so I was just fast.
That's good!
And you like money, don't you?
Each character is bleeding.
She's grinning as she cuts.
It's her first time, but she's actively answering.
She's positive! She's cute!
She's cool!
The next segment is...
Make me laugh with your pose.
Dance cutting quiz!
Up until now, it was just words.
This time, we're going to check how well you can cut with your movements.
From now on, you're going to perform the chorus of "nogizaka 46."
At the end of the chorus, you're going to do a funny pose and make me laugh.
Forget about being embarrassed and don't do a cute pose!
Got it?
If you do that, when you're about to cut music and do a weird pose, you'll laugh.
Sato, you okay?
Yes.
Me too.
I'm okay.
You don't look sad. Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Right?
Keep yourself strong!
Yes.
Let's start with Aya-chan.
Okay!
Nice!
With energy!
Aya-chan, you're going to do a funny pose according to girls' rules.
Are you confident about it?
I just have to do something an idol would do.
That's right!
That's how it is!
Okay!
That's not how it is.
Ah, I'm scared!
Okay, let's start!
Aya-chan's dance cutting quiz!
Music, start!
That's not how it is!
Ready, go!
(laughter)
I can't believe it, what is it?
I'm not sure.
It's coming!
It's coming, it's coming!
Wow!
Muto-san?
No!
Muto-san?
She was very nervous.
I knew the timing of it ending, but I didn't want to come.
A jet coaster was coming up.
Matsuo was like...
Are you okay, Matsuo?
Yes, I'm fine.
Let's go Matsuo-chan!
Oh, I see.
Matsuo will show us an interesting pose following the girls' rule.
How do you feel now?
How do you feel?
Hey, senpai, how do you feel?
You know what I mean, don't you?
It's not "how do you feel", you know?
I think it's over in a few minutes.
That's the way you think in the darkest of times.
It's the darkest of times, but it can't be helped. Let's end it right away.
Let's do it right away.
Matsuo will show us a cool pose.
Music, start!
Good.
That's cute.
That's good.
Isn't it cute?
It's her second time.
That's cute.
She's climbing up now.
I see.
She's climbing up now, the roller coaster.
That's cute!
That's a normal action!
That's cute!
She's trying hard. That's funny.
That's the hardest one.
Were you going to do this?
No, what is it?
Let's stop it!
For Rika-chan,
the song has changed.
It's called "Let's go in our own time".
How is it? Are you confident?
What is "funny"?
That's...
something I always think about.
What is "funny"?
Let's go!
Rika-chan's "Let's go in our own time".
Music, start!
Let's go in our own time
That's cute!
She's such a cute dancer!
She's an idol.
That's good!
Let's go in our own time
She's climbing up.
Wow!
You've done it before, haven't you?
What's this?
I've never done it before.
Don't protect me.
You've done it before, haven't you?
It's an idol-like pose.
It's an idol-like pose, isn't it?
No matter how you do it, it's an idol-like pose.
I don't open my legs like this.
No, it's okay.
It's a pose of looking back.
It's like you're looking back with a determined face.
When you look back...
You can't see it from this side, but...
When you look back, it's like you're competing with a demon.
Please do it, Maaya-san.
I'm a first-generation idol.
Don't talk to me.
Don't talk to the host?
You're amazing.
I'll do it right away.
Are you going to do it?
Yes, I'm going to do it.
Maaya-san will also show us an interesting pose.
Music, start!
That's good.
This is long. I don't like it.
You're dancing a lot.
This is pretty long, too.
That's right.
I have to show you this properly.
That's right.
You can dance, too.
That's amazing.
When you look back...
It was good, wasn't it?
You did it!
That's amazing!
As expected of Senpai!
So cool!
Amazing!
How is it?
I thought this would be broadcasted, but it was blurred from beginning to end.
So, everyone's dance practice is over, but how did you like it?
I'm already tired.
That's right! No, it's okay, everyone! It's over!
I did it!
Let's eat something delicious!
What is it?
Everyone answered perfectly in a reckless manner!
It was so noble!
As expected of Maya-san!
I'll burn it in my brain!
That's a good song!
While eating a big bite, the last one is a straight big bite!
That's a good song!
The last one is not a straight big bite, but a simple big bite, and we would like to check your big bite ability.
How is it, everyone?
I'm so tired.
I thought we finished dancing.
Let's move on to the first topic.
The first topic is "I don't like this kind of song." What kind of song is it?
If you know the answer, please write it down in whiteboard.
I don't like this kind of song!
Here we go!
Aya-chan, you said you don't like this kind of song. What kind of song is it?
She is 175cm tall and her feet are 33cm wide.
That's big!
That's good!
I don't like it.
I like it.
Didn't you just say it?
Those two over there started holding pens.
Matsuo and Sato.
Here we go!
Mayu-chan, are you ready?
I don't like this kind of song. What kind of song is it?
A little finger play.
I don't like it!
She just raised her hand.
Rika-chan?
I don't like this kind of song. What kind of song is it?
Everything I have is black.
This song is pretty black.
But I like all of them.
All of them?
Even my tableware.
I don't like all of my tableware!
What kind of tableware is it?
It's like this.
Sato has faith in you.
It's a good thing.
Matsuo-chan has been thinking about it for a long time.
Matsuo-chan!
Are you thinking about it?
I don't know.
You can't just cut it off and say you don't know.
You don't know?
Aya-chan, I don't like it when it's like this. What kind of "riria" is it?
Lethargy.
Simple is good.
Lethargy.
It's short.
Rika-chan, I don't like it when it's like this. What kind of "riria" is it?
Let's start recording and bend forward one second.
I don't like it.
Until one second before recording, isn't your real face Matsuo-chan?
Even if we turn around...
Even if you turn around, you still have a real face, right?
Sometimes and sometimes not.
Matsuo-chan, do you want to say it?
Matsuo-chan, I don't like it when it's like this. What kind of "riria" is it?
I was actually hiding it, but I'm from Aoyama.
Stop it!
It's good, right?
It's good. It's really good.
It's right in the middle of Tokyo.
I've already written it, so I'll say it.
Are you going to say it?
Yes.
Maya-san, I don't like it when it's like this. What kind of "riria" is it?
Lethargy.
It's good, right?
Let's move on to the next topic.
What has changed since Nogizaka changed her engine's name to "Great Disappointment", "Effort", "Gratitude", "Smile" ?
It's "Great Disappointment".
The engine itself says it, right?
Yes, it does.
Who decided it?
The first generation decided it.
Wada-chan, show us how you do it.
Do it by yourself.
By myself?
Because of the season, you can't do it like this.
We all became "circle", "Effort", "Gratitude", "Smile", we are "Nogizaka", "Nomorizaka", "Fourteen Six".
That's good.
I see. That's how you do it.
Yes, we do it like that.
It's "Great Disappointment".
Everyone, write it down.
A-chan, let's go.
What has changed since Nogizaka changed her engine's name to "Great Disappointment", "Effort", "Gratitude", "Smile" ?
Let's do it.
That's good.
That's funny.
Let's do it.
That's funny.
Sato, Kyo.
What has changed since Nogizaka changed her engine's name to "Great Disappointment", "Effort", "Gratitude", "Smile" ?
Dreams and hopes come from money.
Money!
Great!
Money!
She loves money.
She's good at it.
That's good.
Sato-chan.
What has changed since Nogizaka changed her engine's name to "Great Disappointment", "Effort", "Gratitude", "Smile" ?
Smiling, hugging, loving and laughing.
That's good.
You only say one thing when you say three things.
That's good.
What has changed since Nogizaka changed her engine's name to "Great Disappointment", "Effort", "Gratitude", "Smile" ?
Food! I'm looking forward to it! I'll do my best!
It's a rhyme!
Put your strength into the rhyme!
Wada-chan is not answering at all.
Let's pass this question.
You can't! You can't! Everyone is doing it!
Can I not answer even one question? Of course you can't!
This is so comfortable.
I'll pass.
Let's pass this question.
Let's move on to the next question.
What is the secret of Suzuki-taku that no one can tell you?
Please write it down on the whiteboard.
I'm pretty well known for my personality.
Wada-chan!
What is the secret of Suzuki-taku that no one can tell you?
I hate jumping.
That's true!
Stop it! It's not a secret!
I hate jumping and King Kong!
Here it is!
Rika-chan, what is the secret of Suzuki-taku that no one can tell you?
A closet and a thousand dolls.
That's scary!
It's a thousand people!
Matsuo-chan, what is the secret of Suzuki-taku that no one can tell you?
I want someone to protect me.
That's funny!
You're about to release a new single!
That's funny!
Stop it!
That's lame!
Aya-chan, are you ready?
What is the secret of Suzuki-taku that no one can tell you?
I always want to be funny.
I don't think you're supposed to say that.
Sato, are you ready?
Yes!
What is the secret of Suzuki-taku that no one can tell you?
Actually...
I want to run away from home.
Stop it! I'm like a criminal!
You just pushed me!
The last topic is...
Say something in Lilia.
There's a picture of it.
I want you to think about it in Lilia.
Sato, you're already moving forward.
You're fast.
Aya-chan and Rika-chan are really fast.
Yes, Yoshida is fast, too.
Aya-chan, are you ready?
Say something in Lilia.
He's slow.
He's a bad boy!
That's nice.
Matsuo-chan!
Let's go, Matsuo!
Say something in Lilia.
Isn't it Sunday today?
That's nice, but that's how it is.
It's natural, but...
Is Matsuo usually like that?
That's nice.
Rika-chan!
Say something in Lilia.
I don't like school because it's too white.
That's nice, but...
He doesn't like school.
That's right!
I don't like school.
You like money, don't you?
He's different, isn't he?
That's amazing.
Here it is!
Aya-san!
Say something in Lilia.
Can you see my panties or not?
That's nice, Wada-chan!
That's nice!
What's with that bottle-like thing?
That's nice!
Here it is!
Rika-chan!
Say something in Lilia.
Melon bread. Melon bread. Actually, I have melon bread.
It looks like you have it. It looks like you have it hidden.
The melon bread here looks like you have it hidden.
Is that why you called me "ink"?
Yes.
Should I explain it properly?
Yes.
Oh, you want to go?
Matsuo, you want to go?
Aza-chan, say a word in Lilia's language.
Shetag is a college student from today, but she doesn't have a uniform.
She's a little stubborn, but that's fine.
That's fine.
Matsuo, you look like this and you can see your pants.
Can't you see it?
Isn't it good that you have a wide mouth?
Stop it.
All right.
That's all for "Straight Ogiri".
That's great.
I think you did pretty well.
It's fun.
That's right. Having fun is the best.
When you go back to the dressing room, please do it with everyone.
I definitely won't do it.
Everyone, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
You are cute and funny, Nagisaka-chan.
After this, please eat it deliciously.
Everyone, we tried "Straight Ogiri" this time.
How was it?
"Straight Ogiri", right?
There were various "Straight Ogiri".
That's right.
It's amazing.
It's over.
Everyone, it's over.
It's over.
You can talk freely now.
Then, Taku-san, please announce "Straight Ogiri" that you felt most likely today.
All right.
"Straight Ogiri" this time is...
Satorika!
She participated in everything aggressively and positively.
There were many interesting things.
I got a weird character.
I'm scared of the future.
What about the future?
If you save a lot of money, you will be safe in the future, right?
You love money, don't you?
Yes, money, money.
In order to make my character less attractive, should I do "taube" or something like that?
What are you doing all the time?
What is "taube" or something like that?
So, for Rika-chan, who was chosen as "character girl",
I'll give you "otameshii" which is said to be good when you collect three of them.
When you collect three of them, any wish may come true.
So, "straight ogiri" "otameshii" is over.
Hooray!
Stop it!
Next time...
Amana-pans!
What is "otameshii"?
In order to bring out a new side of each member,
I'll try "otameshii".
You have cream on your nose.
You're right. I got cream on my nose.
However...
I'll give up.
The world of "otameshii" is tough.
Will a new "otameshii" character be born?
Where am I in Germany?
I'm in Germany!
Look forward to it!