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Merry Christmas!
How is it? Are you excited?
Our guest is Manatsu Akimoto.
Hello!
Thank you very much!
I really don't like you speaking English.
No, no, no, no.
You are the student council president.
It's not related to English.
I see.
I will see how coldly you react.
No, no, no, no.
I will be hostile to you.
Yes, I will be hostile to you.
No, no, no, no.
It's cute.
I have a love for regular people.
Thank you very much.
Ready?
Sensei!
Merry Christmas.
Yeah!
Merry Christmas!
Hi everybody, how are you?
Fine, thank you!
Oh fine?
Was he like this?
Yes, he was.
He was a very serious person.
Thank you, Akimoto-san.
Thank you.
Have fun on your way home.
He is a strong opponent.
I've forgotten.
Don't worry, you will forget more and more.
I'm scared.
This program is for those who can't level up.
Really?
Yes.
But you have to study hard.
That's right, let's take it off.
Let's take it off and close the door first.
That's right.
This time again, from the song name quiz.
The lyrics of a song that was a big hit in Japan will be announced in English.
You will translate the English lyrics into Japanese and guess what song it is.
The first is...
Here it is. Let's start with Akimoto-san, go ahead.
And Wada-san.
You could read most of it.
Kawago-san, please translate this.
Guys, me, it's time...
rain, it's gonna rain
It sounds like the old days.
Please wait a moment.
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Oh look. Oh, don't you see
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Now, Nojyo-san.
I love you, Yuki.
It's snowing again, it's snowing wonderfully again. I think almost everyone can understand the lyrics, but !
Hey!
What was it? What was it? What was it?
What was it?
Is it different?
The title is different.
What was it?
No, it's different.
Please wait a moment.
Please go back.
Kawago-san, please say what I said to the camera.
Silent night.
Christmas Eve alone.
Silent night.
Akimoto is said to have the best brain.
That's right.
I don't know the title.
The regular person seems to know.
And here is the rest.
Actually, the answer is written, but let's start with the sixth line.
Wada-san.
Bat-chiri-sutemasu.
Eve.
Ain-to.
What it.
Shimura-san is on the Internet.
Use-do.
Use-do to be.
What did you say?
Chiri-temasu.
Bat-chiri-temasu.
Chiri-temasu.
By the way, what do you think this means?
It's snowing.
I got it.
Yes, please.
I got it again.
No way.
You are correct.
That's great.
You are a guest.
I thought I was wrong.
You are correct.
After that, all three of them are correct.
I'm sure you won't come.
The correct answer is Christmas Eve.
You already knew that.
The part that Ms.Maya couldn't read is of course the correct answer, Christmas Eve.
Christmas?
That's right.
It's not Chiritemasu.
It's Chiritemasu.
That's right.
From this lyrics, today...
I got it.
You got it.
Wonder.
Wonder means wonder and surprise.
Wonderland is a place of surprise.
If you think it's strange or you don't know what it is, you can use I wonder.
Let's say it together.
I wonder.
It's strange.
Please say it at the same time.
It's strange.
Does it make sense?
It's strange.
It's a very stupid school.
From now on, we will use Wonder.
First of all, this time...
I wonder why.
When you wonder why, you use the expression, I wonder why.
Next, please say the name of the member.
For example, I wonder why Nojo-san is very cute.
Why do you think Nojo-san is so cute?
Why?
I wonder why.
From now on, we will use this expression to announce the character and behavior of the members that you think are strange.
OK, the first step is Mezuka Wago. Here we go.
I wonder why.
I wonder why Nojizaka's face is like this.
On the way, she became like a dog.
I was shocked. What happened to you?
I said it twice.
What happened to you?
Let's do it.
3, 2, 1, go!
I wonder why.
Wada is a pure heart.
She was praised.
She is a very good girl.
She suddenly started talking.
When I heard that the members had a hard time, I cried before them.
She is more emotional than anyone else.
She is a very good girl.
In correct English, I wonder why Ms. Wada has a pure heart.
Does it mean that she has a pure heart?
I think it means that she has a pure heart.
However, if it is said that she has a pure heart, it may sound strange.
Let's say it once.
Next is Ms. AKIMOTO.
I wonder why Ami gives strange nicknames.
Is that true?
That's right. I often do it in the dressing room.
I sit in the seat and look at the members passing by.
I give them strange nicknames and make them laugh.
For example?
There is a vegetable series and a foreigner-style series.
I give you a vegetable series.
I give you a manashiso series.
I'm boring because it's too simple.
I give you a manashiso series.
There are more strange people.
I give you a foreign-style series.
I have been doing this for a long time.
I have been doing this for a long time without getting bored.
I can't help it.
I want to ask you this.
What is the reason?
Because when I get nicknames, all members are happy.
You are not happy.
No.
You don't like GON RISA, do you?
It's like GON RISA, isn't it?
Yes, it's like GON RISA.
I don't understand.
I think it's like GON RISA.
I want you to be happy, too.
Is that okay?
I'm happy.
Is this a foreign-style series?
It's a foreign-style series.
I'm happy.
Jackie Chan is not good.
Of course.
I don't like Jackie Chan.
You are very cold.
Thank you very much.
Pe. Pe.
Alien Series ?Pe?
Pe. Pe.
Pee, Rin Rin. Pe, Rinrin.
Why?
She is definitely pulled by Jackie Chan.
It's like a foreign country.
It's like China.
I thought it wasn't American style.
Please put it on Suzuki-san.
Can I?
It's not good.
I don't think it's good.
Well, it's a good opportunity.
Well, Sherry.
Sherry.
Well,
Sherry Takashi.
You said it was an American series, didn't you?
It's in Japanese, isn't it?
But that's all I could think of.
Anyway, the English of Ms. Akimoto was good.
The answer to Ms. Nojo is
Because if I give a nickname, she will be happy.
It would be nice to have something like that.
Next, let's learn how to use it in another way.
I wonder if I should.
Let's say it once.
I wonder if I should.
This is a bit difficult.
What do you think, Ms. Nojo?
What?
For me, should?
It's difficult.
It's difficult to say should.
What should I do? What should I do?
So let's talk about our troubles in English with the counselor Nick, using phrases such as "I wonder if I should, what should I do?"
OK, first up is Ms. Kawago. Here we go!
Tell me what is on your mind.
I wonder if I should buy a mirror ball.
I wonder if I should buy a what?
You wonder if you should buy a mirror ball, OK.
OK, interesting. Why?
Everyday happy house.
I don't need it.
What do you think about a mirror ball?
No.
Why?
Too bright.
If you buy it, you'll be more happy, right?
So, I think you should just go and buy.
I think you should buy, okay?
Even if you don't ask for advice, you'll get an answer, right?
Please ask me a better question.
That's true.
Shouldn't he have asked for advice?
Okay, next up is Ms. Nojo. Here we go.
What's on your mind?
I wonder if I should buy a waterbed.
Oh my god.
Why do you want a waterbed? Why?
Wonderful sleeping life, please.
You want to sleep better.
Bad, bad.
You want to sleep better, better.
Better.
You want to sleep better, right?
Better, yes.
She doesn't know it.
Do you know better?
Bad, bad bed.
Now you have a bad bed.
You want a better bed.
How much, around how much do you think it costs?
Fifty five thousand yen.
Five ten.
Five million thousand yen.
Too expensive.
She's definitely rich.
She set the waterbed at 100,000 yen.
Ten million ten.
One thousand one.
What's wrong?
One hundred thousand, one hundred thousand yen.
One ten hundred yen.
Why? Japanese people.
I wrote the exact same thing here last time.
I feel sorry for the teacher.
When will you remember, Ms. Nojo?
We did it last month, but in English it becomes thousand, million, billion.
So 100,000 yen is 100,000 yen.
Okay, next up is Ms. Maya. Here we go.
Go ahead.
I wonder if I should buy bicycle.
What kind of bicycle is that?
What type of bicycle?
I don't have a bicycle.
I know, I know.
I can figure that out.
What type?
Mother bicycle.
With a basket.
From when did you want, from how long before did you want a bicycle?
10,000 years.
From when?
I have a bicycle.
Now, I don't have a bicycle.
People, people, my bicycle.
Really?
Oh my god, really?
Yes.
Well, I think you should buy a bicycle.
Good, buy one now.
Yes.
It was a huge success.
That was good.
It was really good.
That's too bad, Miss Maya.
By the way, my bicycle was stolen.
Also, it would have been better to say that my bicycle is a Japanese style bicycle.
This is how to use WONDER, which you learned today.
If you do it every time, you will forget it immediately, so please remember it well this time and go home.
Now, it's time for the game corner.
Garuma-san no Ichi-nichi!
Garuma-san no Ichi-nichi's new version of the game!
Listen carefully to Nick's movements and poses and express them correctly, then you'll get the correct answer!
On my mind, Mr. Damara makes a sexy pose.
3, 2, 1, action.
Sexy.
Let's take a look.
This is what you think of when you go to the farm.
Yes.
What do you think it is?
It's the angle of my shoulder.
The angle of your shoulder?
What about your face?
It's curved.
And Wada-chan.
Wada-chan, what's wrong?
What's wrong with Wada-chan?
What's wrong?
Where are you hiding?
You're hiding something.
Where are you hiding?
Well, I'm hiding it.
Oh, you're hiding it.
I'm going to show my hand, wink, and tongue.
Oh, really?
Aren't you embarrassed?
I'm very embarrassed.
I see.
And what is this?
What do you think of this?
What's the point?
It stinks.
What's wrong?
It stinks.
The point is...
Where does it stink?
It's the hand that's in line with the line.
And I'm raising my hair a little bit here.
There used to be a person who said it was very strict.
Strict.
That's not it.
It's not Zaito-san.
That's not it.
So, what's the problem?
Everyone is correct.
I think Akimoto's is a little different.
Don't say that.
On my mind, Mr. Darma becomes a sumo wrestler.
3, 2, 1, action!
What?
What's going on?
Are you ready?
What?
I think Noa is ready.
Yeah.
It's a little off from here.
First of all, what do you think is the key point, Kawago?
I'm trying to show that I'm ready to fight.
You're trying to show that you're ready to fight.
I don't know.
You can tell by this.
Oh.
Don't change it.
Keep it as it is.
I see.
Let's skip this part.
What?
Akimoto, what do you think is the key point?
I think this is the key point.
I see.
This is the key point.
I see.
And my bomb girl.
What do you think is the key point?
I said it was small.
No, no, no.
I thought I had to make it smaller. I said small girl. Oh, I see. This is small, isn't it? No matter how you look at it, it's not Sumo. This is a foul, isn't it? After that, it's a cat punch. That means the two of you are correct.
No, it can't be helped as a mistake. It's a good mistake. It's a good mistake. It's a good mistake. Really? I don't think it's a good mistake at all.
On My My, Mr. Dharma, Scratches Is Back, 3.2.1, Action. On my mind, Mr. Darma, Scratches is back, 3, 2, 1, action.
Come on, bad sound. Let's do the bad sound.
Scratches?
Scratches is back. Let's do the bad sound.
let's do something Let's do something.
I started to have it, everyone. You started to hold it, everyone. Let's ask one by one. By the way, what are you doing at the farm? I'm scratching back. I'm scratching the bag. Look at this as a bag. What's the meaning of this? Do N-chi and you will see something. Scratch means scratching something like this. You can see something when you do this. You can see something by doing this.
I wonder if it's a spell or something. What are you doing now? What are you doing now?
Again, yes, yes, yes, yes, now. I'm scratching the bag.
Is it like a moonwalk?
Yes, I'm going backwards. I'm going to go back. Go back. I told you to step back. You're going to go back. You're going to go back.
What are you doing, Akimoto?
I'm also scraping the back with the farm, but I'm scratching it. I'm scratching the bag, just like the farm.
Scratch the back. I see. You're scratching the bag.
Come on, erm, and Wada-chan. What about you, Wada-chan?
What are you doing here? What are you doing now?
For the time being, I backed up and scratched. I'm scratching the bag, just like the farm.
why do you have this Why are you holding it?
By the way, what do you do when you see something in the farm?
my hands get hot. My hands get hot.
my hands get hot. I see. Your hands get hot.
Well, of course everyone is wrong. So, of course, everyone is wrong.
Back means back. Back means back, right?
I've done this before as well. You've done this before, haven't you?
Because it is the intention of this program to be able to do it many times. The one who can do this many times is the owner of this show.
Next time preview
On My My Mr. Dharma
Death is Valley 3-2-1 Action
action!
Let's ask them one by one. What do you think this is?
I heard it's a dancing ballet, so I think it's a ballet dance.
Next is Kawago. What is this?
This is a vegetable.
What did you say?
It's a vegetable leaf.
A vegetable leaf?
It's a leaf of a vegetable.
Nick said to show the leaf of a vegetable.
It's a vegetable leaf.
What did you hear, Wada-chan?
And what is this costume?
I heard it's a dancing ballet, so I think it's a dancing ballet.
This is a problem.
What are you doing?
I heard this is a bed-in.
This is a bed-in.
I see.
I sleep on the bed.
You sleep on the bed. I see.
So, what is this problem?
Next is Nojo. One person is correct.
Get up!
Get up, Akeboto!
Why are you rolling around?
Why is it a bed-in?
That's amazing, Ms. Nojo.
By the way, bed-in is a Japanese-speaking English word.
The last one is, of course, that corner.
This time as well, in the discussion corner where Japanese is prohibited, the person who did not do the most well will be decided.
As soon as you speak Japanese, you will be out. Of course, we have prepared a punishment game this time as well.
Shall we go right away?
Discussion time, ready, start!
Discussion time!
Game...
Win.
Nick...
Talk?
Hmm...
What is it?
Talk!
Game over!
So the punishment game is Akimoto!
What?
You can't do that!
See, they let us do things like this.
We won't let you do it on this show.
I was really surprised.
The punishment game is I love you.
Mr. Suzuki will say I love you in various ways.
And you have to say I love you in the way you say it.
Are you ready? Here we go!
Action!
I...I love you?
I love you...
Time's up!
That was hot!
That was embarrassing!
So, this time as well, we've learned a lot of new English.
But we've also learned a lot of great English!
That's right!
That's how you make fun mistakes!
Oh, the real English!
Yes, yes, yes!
The real Nogie-English!
That's too much!
What is the fake Nogie-English?
That's too much!