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It has started! Noh Diego!
Our first guest, Saito Yuri, is here with us today!
Please welcome Saito Yuri!
To be honest, looking from here makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Saito-san.
That's right.
What's the matter?
What's the matter? I'm the one who wants to ask.
Isn't your chin swollen?
Well...
Yesterday, I pulled out two of my parents' pictures.
And now, it's a little swollen.
You pulled it out at a great timing.
That's right. I'm sorry.
Because you have to talk.
It's fine if I talk. I'm fine.
Really?
Yes, I'm fine.
That's amazing.
I'm sure the fans will be fine.
Hey, you're underestimating the fans.
I'm not underestimating the fans.
Please forgive me.
It's rare. On the contrary, it's rare.
It's rare.
What do you mean it's rare on the contrary?
Now, it's time for Nogiego.
Please be a little negative.
I'm not negative at all.
I see.
Yes.
Teacher.
Please don't enter the camera.
No, no, no. No one's calling me.
Thank you for coming to Nogiego.
Ms. Saito, could you please introduce yourself in English?
Okay.
Okay. Please stand up.
I'm Yuri Saito.
I'm a happy girl.
That's it?
And enjoy now time.
It's really fun.
It's rare that the teacher makes fun of you.
Positive, positive.
Oh, positive.
Yeah.
That's all.
Yay.
Thank you very much.
It was good, everyone.
You did a good job today.
Teacher.
Teacher, that's the darkest part.
It was good.
From now on, the lyrics of a famous Japanese song will be announced in English.
Members will translate the English lyrics and guess what song it is.
Should I raise my hand when I understand it?
Yes, raise your hand and whisper.
Don't let others hear.
Kitano-san, you are full of motivation.
She seems to be full of motivation.
What's wrong with her?
She is a learner.
Don't say that about me.
A learner.
The first line is here.
I'll read it slowly.
But it stops shout never to go again when the old man died.
Think about it.
It's so beautiful.
Don't look down on her.
That's right.
It's so beautiful.
Thank you.
Does anyone get it?
I got it.
Maybe not.
I got it.
Amazing, isn't it?
I got it.
Saito-san, where did you get it?
Stop the short and
When the old man died.
I got it.
Please translate it.
Ballet stop short.
How do you translate this?
It's just like that.
But it stopped.
But the old man died.
I got it.
Old man.
He is an old man.
I got it.
Stop the short.
I got it.
Really?
Yes.
That means.
I got it.
You got it.
Let's start with Kawago-san.
What is it, Kawago-san?
It's so fun.
It's correct.
If you tell me that, I'll give you a punishment.
What did you say?
Please say it later.
I don't know if it's correct or not.
I know it, so I'll ask.
I'll ask.
Ah, this is...
Right?
That's right.
To be honest, the answer is correct, but the title is completely different.
No, it's a lie.
Later, later, later.
The next lyrics are here.
90 years without slumbering.
Tick-tock, tick-tock.
Oh.
I see.
That's right.
Oh, sensei.
Sensei.
You're thinking a lot.
No, no, no.
I see.
That's great.
I'll listen to the title first.
Then, it's the last one, right?
It's the last one, so let's look at the camera.
With a big voice.
One, two.
Well, old man's old watch.
What?
Oh, no.
So, when I listen to everyone, I don't know the title.
That's right.
The title is a little bit. Everyone is a little bit.
Tell me your title.
Old man's old watch.
That's what you said, right?
Old man's old watch.
What?
Oh, old man's old watch.
Oh, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't know.
Which one?
I'm sure you all know, but the correct answer was a big old watch.
Old man's idea. You can understand it by tick-tock tick-tock, can't you?
By the way, only Ms. Kitano was able to say the correct title. Congratulations!
Now, let's pick up one word from this lyrics and learn it.
This time, I'm sure you all know the word to study.
You've heard of Never, haven't you?
Now, the expression using Never. Anyone who can say one word?
Yes! Never give up.
Oh, that's right.
You've all been taken to a good place again.
Never say...
Oh, that's right!
It's not the same. It's not fair if you don't raise your hand.
You can say as much as you want later.
A very famous expression is Never give up. What does Never give up mean?
I raised my hand.
Don't give up.
It's the opposite. It's the opposite.
What do you think, Noni-chan?
Um, don't give up?
Don't give up?
Don't give up.
So, don't give up on your way to America.
It's like Never give up.
Are you talking about Peace Ayabe?
The expression using Never. Never give up.
Never give up.
Never say never.
Don't say you can't do it.
You'd better remember both.
Now, I'd like you to actually use this Never to have a conversation.
Now, choose a member and tell them what you don't want them to do.
Let's connect what you don't want them to do with Never.
What you don't want them to do with Never.
Miss Who Who.
Now, think about it.
Never scary big voices speak.
Miss Kitano.
Did you understand what she said?
No, I understood it as a big voice.
Oh, a big voice.
She has a big voice.
Yes, she has a big voice that is scary.
Sometimes she talks in a loud voice.
Really?
She is quite energetic.
I don't think she has a big voice.
She has a big voice.
She has a big voice that is scary.
She always gets angry when we are angry.
That's right.
She gets angry with everyone.
She is in a good mood today.
That's right.
She will be finished when she is in a good mood.
Good job, Miss Nojo.
But it would have been better if she said,
Never speak in a scary loud voice, Miss Kitano.
Up is Miss Kitano. Here we go.
3, 2, 1, go!
Never...
Never use the bath towel.
In Hangar on Kakeru.
Very very Uzaim. Miss my father.
Not Miss.
My father.
Father.
In other words, don't hang your father's bath towel on the hangar.
Yes.
I'm so angry.
I don't want to see the remains.
To your father.
You can put the bath towel in the washing machine immediately.
Or you can put it in the bathroom on the other side.
I don't think so.
It's okay.
You're a family, so it's okay.
I'm going to dry the bath towel and use it at night.
To reduce the amount of laundry.
But it smells like my father in the process of drying.
From the bath towel.
I don't do it after I take a bath.
It's a bit sad for both of you as fathers.
That's right. It was a bit sad.
Kindly to Miss Kitano's father.
By the way, hang a towel on a hanger.
Hang a towel on a hanger.
If you say so, it will be transmitted.
Okay, next up is Miss Kawago.
Here we go.
Never.
Over, touch, me, all Nogizaka46 members.
Never touch me?
Don't you get touched that much?
Everyone is pretty sticky.
Touched character?
No, it's a girl.
It's a girl, so it's pretty sticky.
Sticky girl.
I don't really like being cornered.
I want you not to touch it.
When I want to touch it, I touch it.
I don't touch this one.
Is there such a thing in this?
I have an image of Kitano.
I'm pretty close to the members.
Then you're completely talking about Kitano.
Kitano and other members.
There are many claims.
I work at a girls' high school.
Everyone is sticky.
Girls are in that world.
I think it's unfair.
I don't want to be sticky to a man.
It's suspicious.
It's not suspicious.
I'm not that kind of person.
I don't want to be sticky to a man.
Don't push me! Don't push me!
It's so embarrassing.
I was so into it for a second.
According to what I heard, the emotional connection between women is thin.
Women express their love by touching their bodies.
The more body touch, the thinner the emotional connection.
That's what it means.
So, Nogizaka is thin.
Don't push me! Don't push me!
Okay, last up is Miss Maya. Here we go.
Are you ready?
Go!
Never.
Triangle?
I got it.
Miss Kawago Hand.
Miss Kawago.
What do you want to say?
If I do this, all the members will be interested in me.
They will be interested in you.
They will put their hands in a triangle.
They will definitely put their hands in a triangle.
What is that for?
I feel the charm of a triangle.
At this time, I think of a triangle between Mr. Yasukoshi's legs.
So I want to put my hands in a triangle right now.
Triangle.
When I see a proper triangle, I want to do this.
But I hate the circle shape.
What is that?
I hate the circle shape and it makes me feel bad.
When I stand in a circle, I feel sick.
Something happened.
I don't know.
When I see a member or a person standing in a circle, I feel sick.
Stop it.
Why?
It's strange.
It may not have been understood in English.
Never put your hands in a triangle here.
Wada-chan, try it again.
Never put your hands in a triangle here.
It's a triangle.
Next, this one is a bit difficult.
I've never __________.
It's an expression you ask your boyfriend.
I've never __________.
So please do this.
It's an expression you ask your boyfriend.
Since I can't read kanji, I'm going to introduce you to a 100% American.
I'm Nick from USA.
I'm your boyfriend.
What is this?
Don't be so embarrassed.
I'm so embarrassed.
I don't know Japanese.
From now on, Nick will play the role of his boyfriend.
I've never __________.
Let's ask him in English.
Okay, first up is Ms. Kitano.
Here we go.
Kitano, it's our date today.
Where do you want to go?
Yay.
What do you want to do today?
Where should we go?
where shall we go?
Tell me! She doesn't understand!
where shall we go?
I don't swim with you in winter
Aren't we swimming together in the winter?
Yes! We swim together in the winter
where shall we go?
Again! Speak slowly!
I don't swim with you in winter
Aren't we swimming together in the winter?
where haven't you swam?
lake
I don't swim with you in winter
Aren't we swimming together in the winter?
Sky
Again! Again!
Aren't we swimming together in the winter?
Sky
Again! Again!
sea and sky
Sea
sea and sky
Speaking of which, let's move on to Ms. Kawago.
I want to dance to you like cha-cha-cha, you know?
By the way, if you've never been to a place, you should say,
I've never been to a place.
And when you say, take me to a place, you should say,
Take me to a place.
So, I've never been to a karaoke place, so take me to a karaoke place.
Why Cha-Cha?
My favorite song.
Do you know?
But that song is...
Do you have that song in America?
Yes, yes.
Oh, I see.
Wasn't it a big hit in the United States?
No, I heard it in Japan.
That's strange.
You've been in Japan for so long.
No, no, no, I'm still young.
That's from the 80s, right?
Yeah, that's from the 80s.
He can speak Japanese.
I don't know Japanese.
Okay, next up is Ms. Nojo.
Here we go.
Start your date.
Oh, it's raining hard today.
Don't get wet.
Where do you want to go?
I've never been to skydiving.
Skydiving?
Some take me to skydiving together.
Together?
Yes.
I'm kind of scared to go skydiving.
It's scary.
No, enjoy.
Really?
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's go.
Yay.
Since you've told us the situation, isn't it strange that you want to go skydiving on a rainy day?
I thought it was raining and I had a balloon.
It's not raining.
I won! I won!
I thought it was raining and I had a balloon.
I had a balloon.
I thought it was raining and I had a balloon.
OK, next up is Ms. Saito. Here we go.
Ms. Saito, is your teeth OK?
I don't know.
OK, OK, OK.
It's OK?
OK.
What do you want to do?
I've never been to Bungee Jump.
So...
Take me to Macau, world number one?
Number one?
Take me jump!
That's cost a lot of money to take you all the way to Macau, right?
OK, OK, money, money, money, money.
You have money?
OK, OK, OK.
OK.
All right, let's go.
Let's go!
Good job.
She said Bungee Jump, but actually it's Bungee Jumping.
Jumping?
Jumping.
Skydiving.
Bungee Jumping.
OK.
Skydiving and Bungee Jumping can be used even if you go overseas.
OK, next up is Ms. Maya. Here we go.
Oh, it's so cold.
It's cold.
Let's go somewhere fast. It's really cold. I can't wait. Come on.
Let's go. Where do you want to go? You tell me.
I never drive, so take me to ocean.
Oh, you want to go to the ocean?
Do you want to drive to the ocean?
Do you have a driver's license?
No, do you have a driver's license?
Do you have a driver's license?
Do you have a drive...
I don't have a driver's license.
Drive, no?
I can't drive.
Can you drive?
No! Fight! Fight!
She's crazy. Help! Help!
I understand her English, but I don't understand her mind.
You are crazy, Ms. Wada.
By the way, was it better to say,
I never drive.
So, this is the information that NEVER can use.
If you remember these, you will have more room for conversation.
And the last thing we are going to do today is...
《Who's the Mimbo!?》
The member is the one who was the worst?
That's right.
Who was the worst member who couldn't do well today?
I want you to talk to each other in English.
In English, the worst member.
We are looking for the worst member.
This is a discussion corner where Japanese is prohibited.
In the end, Nick will listen to the discussion and decide who was the worst.
However, if you speak Japanese, you will be punished immediately.
Also, be careful not to speak at all because you are afraid of making a mistake.
Now, let's get started.
Discussion timer, start!
Talk please.
Hina... Hina... super... Hina super... popular?
Popular?
Super popular.
Bat... bat...
Shhh... shhh... shhh...
Shhh... Triang... shhh...
English TV show...
My... Hina... Hina...
Hina... Hina... Hina... Hina...
Hina nice.
Okay.
Did you understand?
I don't understand anything.
Me?
Very very work good.
I...
I'm...
I'm very...fight...
She tried hard.
I really want to fight.
It has nothing to do with me!
OK, I'm sorry.
Are you making fun of me?
Guest...
Interesting face...
Job...
Work...
Interesting face idol.
No, no, no.
I'm no.1.
No, no, no. Everyone, no.1, enjoy.
No, no, no. Enjoy.
I'm No.1.
Charming. No.1 charming.
No, no, no.
I'm beautiful English.
Oh, you're beautiful English.
No, I'm...
Oh, she has good pronunciation.
Yeah.
I think you have very good pronunciation.
I'm No.1.
That's all she said.
Then tell her who was bad.
Because you know yourself the best.
Scary, scary, smile, smile, smile.
Scary, smile, smile, smile.
Smiling.
It's embarrassing.
Oh my goodness.
You just used Japanese.
She said,
It's difficult.
She said, it's difficult.
The members are decided.
Because Nick said it.
You said, it's difficult.
It's difficult.
Oh, she said it.
Difficult.
The punishment game for Ms.Nojo, who was decided by the members, is
Gaitaren Monomane.
She will imitate a foreign person who played the Japanese alphabet.
Please draw one card.
Are you ready?
Then, please announce the punishment game.
Who is it?
Michael Jackson.
Is it Moonwalk?
You have to imitate the voice of a person.
The voice of a person.
Then, Ms.Nojo.
Please announce the punishment game.
action!
I'm a thriller! Thriller night!
I feel sorry for you!
I was told once. It's terrible.
Did you mean to show off?
No, I didn't.
It was just a farm.
I was serious.
Don't turn your back to the camera.
I was embarrassed.
But how was it?
I think the dancing was very good.
The dance was very good.
Dance is the main food.
Let's decide the MVP of the day.
Today's MVP is...
Kawago-san.
No matter how you look at it, he was the most active today.
I see.
He was a little different from the usual Kawago- san.
It's been a long time since I've been on TV.
I'm sorry.
This is the DVD magazine I made.
It's a fun DVD, so please take a look.
Thank you very much.