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3, 2, 1, Nobita Kin-Ego!
It's the end of the year, everyone.
Is there anything you want to forget this year?
I want to forget.
I don't want to do that.
There's a theory that you've already erased it from your memory.
Something you didn't want to do.
Please remember that.
What?
Do you have anything you want to forget this year?
My eldest son said he wanted to be a comedian.
That's cute.
He was so mad.
He said, you're my child, so you don't have that kind of talent.
If you want to be a comedian, find your own Tsukaji.
I found a guy called Tsukaji, so I managed to become a comedian.
I said, you idiot.
My wife came to me and said, you're not pathetic to say that?
I really want to forget this incident.
The last Nogiego this year is Moridatsu Taiyo.
Nogiego!
A conversation in a situation!
The first lesson is a situation that you might encounter abroad.
It's a challenge to learn English.
This time, we will teach you how to deal with crime and trouble when you are involved in a crime against a policeman.
The first situation is that your bag was stolen during your trip abroad.
Oh, no.
I will steal the bag first, so please explain the situation to Steven, the police officer who comes out after that.
I'm just going to steal it as usual.
The first challenge is Nessi Gucci.
Can you explain the situation to the police officer?
Wow, it's beautiful.
Take a picture, take a picture.
Wow, good, good.
One more.
Wow, help me, help me.
Yes, yes, yes. Everything okay? What's going on?
I have not my bag.
Your bag?
I have not bag.
Where's your bag?
My bag was stolen.
Stolen?
Who?
Who stole it?
Someone.
Did you see?
I see, I see.
The thief, the criminal?
One boy.
Boy?
Boy.
How tall?
Boy, boy, boy.
He's younger or older.
I see younger or older.
How old do you think the boy is?
40.
40? So he's a man.
Man.
A boy or a man?
I can see, I can see.
I took a picture so I can see.
And then he took, he went?
Tall.
This tall?
Okay, maybe 170?
172.
172? Very precise, okay.
Does he look like an animal?
Animal?
Yeah, like what kind of animal does he look like?
Animal.
Hippo, hippopotamus.
Really?
Hippo.
I've never been told I look like hippos.
If you really have trouble overseas, you have to be more serious.
You have to look like you're having fun.
Yeah, for example, Officer, help me please, I'm in trouble.
What's wrong, Hiyoshi?
You have to do this much.
That was funny.
That was funny, the teacher did it for me.
That was too much.
No, no, no, this much.
My bag was stolen.
I want to ask Wada-san.
My bag was stolen.
What?
You're not stupid.
Why did you repeat that?
What?
Stealing is called steal.
Steal.
If you want to say someone stole your bag, you can say somebody stole my bag.
The next situation is this.
The culprit of the incident made a mistake.
That's the worst.
This happens all the time.
It definitely happens.
A theft happened at a hotel on the way.
Can Maya explain the situation to the suspect?
What were you doing last night at 8pm?
My room?
Sleeping.
Sleeping?
Yes.
In your room?
In your room.
Out room, no.
Really?
Yes.
Okay.
So the bag, can you open it?
It's okay?
Yes, okay.
Okay.
No problem.
No problem?
Yes.
It's okay?
Yes.
Okay.
What is this?
A gun.
A gun?
Is it wrong?
This is a weapon.
Why do you have a weapon?
Dangerous.
This is dangerous.
No danger.
This is a weapon.
Sports.
Sports?
Yes.
Are you a martial artist?
Martial arts?
Are you a fighter?
No.
This.
No problem.
Okay.
I'm a cream people.
Boo Boo cushion.
Boo Boo cushion?
Yes.
Why do you have this?
Chair on Boo Boo cushion.
Boo Boo cushion.
It's a joke.
You have some random items in here.
Yes.
One more question.
So what were you doing at 8 p.m. yesterday?
8 p.m.?
ATM?
No ATM.
No, no money.
8 p.m.
The time.
8 o'clock.
That's when the thief.
My room, my room.
Watching TV.
Last time you said sleeping.
No, no, no.
Sleeping, watching TV.
Wada-chan, you should try again.
You can't skip this.
What do you call this?
Kinchaku?
No?
That's true.
I think Kinchaku is fine.
You look like Kinchaku.
So you look like Kinchaku.
You know what Kinchaku is, right?
Nunchaku?
Yes.
Don't you call this Kinchaku?
Nunchaku.
This is Nunchaku.
Why is this Kinchaku?
I thought it was Kinchaku.
Nunchaku.
Oh my god, trouble, trouble.
You did it in one shot.
Oh my god, trouble, trouble.
You did it in one shot.
When you ask what time and what time you were doing,
you use this form.
You add ING after WAS.
I WAS ING AT 8 PM.
When you ask what you were doing at a certain time in the past,
you answer with the past tense, not the past tense.
Ms. Maya's one shot gag has been born.
What's the next project?
Answer in English, sugar-cane quiz.
It's fresh.
Yes.
They have been doing this for 6 months.
They will ask questions about 3rd generation, Ms.Sugar in English.
The 3 seniors in the group will answer quickly
how much they understand Ms.Sugar.
Are you confident?
Yes.
You are not confident.
Shoot.
Red.
You know the answer.
Did you know?
I'm happy because the color of the cyrium is red.
I'm happy.
I think they know.
They do something together at a handshake party.
The flower is red.
It's called Kaede.
The leaves of the Kaede are also red.
I see.
And here is the second question.
What's Ms. Kaede Sato's best feature?
You have to imagine it.
You don't have to know the English word for the best feature.
Shoot.
Eyes.
You are right.
Wada.
Legs.
You have to answer in English.
Shoes.
She doesn't know the answer.
Shoot.
Hands.
You are wrong.
Shoot.
Hair.
You are wrong.
What did you say?
Wada, what did you say?
I forgot the question.
Please ask the question again.
What's Ms. Kaede Sato's best feature?
It's not your dream.
Shoot.
Neck.
You are right.
Wada, please answer the question.
What's Ms. Kaede's dream?
Why did you answer that?
Everyone said shoot.
So I said it together.
I thought it was a feature.
Feature is a feature.
It means charm point with best feature.
Why do you have a long neck?
I think I have a long neck.
You may have a long neck.
It has a small face effect.
I have a short neck.
So I am called a hippo.
I am called a small pig.
There is a hippo?
I will never forget it.
And here is the third question.
What's Ms. Kaede Sato's best feature?
Higuchi.
I like to make a sound with a microphone.
You have to imitate it.
It's not your dream.
Higuchi.
I like to make a sound like a dog's howling.
Correct.
Ms. Higuchi is fantastic. Howling is howling.
How did you know that?
When I went to a cafe for dogs,
I heard Den-chan howling a dog.
All the dogs gathered.
You are a dog owner.
Please imitate it.
Howling.
It's a low quality.
You said howling.
It makes a sound.
If there was a dog, it wouldn't be here now.
Do you have any other good things to imitate?
I am already a junior high school student.
Please imitate it.
I became a pig.
Good.
You are similar.
It's a good thing.
You can use it in normal conversations.
Please imitate it.
And here is the fourth question.
How would she describe Mr. Taku Suzuki in one word?
One more time.
How would she describe Mr. Taku Suzuki in one word?
SHIUCHI.
Interesting.
Please.
Funny.
Do you understand the meaning of the question?
How would you describe Mr. Taku in one word?
Perfect.
I don't know without a hint.
I will give you a hint.
Appearance.
SHOW DRIVE.
I will say many things when the game is over.
COOL.
You are lying.
It's useless to take the picture of the previous one.
BIG HEAD.
Please stop this question.
You will get hurt.
I think it's that.
Yes.
It's not about the big head and short legs.
SHIUCHI.
GLASSES.
It's a wrong answer.
It's terrible.
I don't have an image of myself.
There are many other examples.
There are many examples.
I only talk about appearance when I have nothing.
Ms. Sato cleaned up Mr. Suzuki with glasses.
How did she answer Ms. Maya?
How would she describe Ms. Maya Wada in one word?
GENIUS.
GOD.
You are a genius.
What do you think?
You should say what you think.
I'm stupid?
Yes.
No.
Ms. Maya is certainly a genius in many ways.
What is the next project?
Gradually English words.
Answer each word one by one in order according to the topic.
If you can answer 8 words within the time limit, you will pass.
However, the topic is to choose the name of the vegetable in alphabetical order 8.
The choices that can be answered gradually are limited.
The answer is randomly chosen at 9 o'clock every time.
Here is the first question.
The first topic is here.
Answer the name of the animal in alphabetical order 8.
It's difficult.
If the name of the animal is written in alphabetical order, you can answer.
Ready, start.
Alligator.
Fox.
What?
You are close.
Jirass.
Wonderful.
Hip-hop.
Hey.
You are laughing at me.
You are doing well.
Lion.
Rabbit.
You are doing well.
Rabbit.
R.
I see.
You have two more.
Two more.
Octopus.
No.
It's before R.
The third one.
32, 31.
Time's up.
You were close.
I wanted to see a dog and a cat flying.
Fox and rabbit.
Yes, fox and rabbit.
It's all before R.
And Sato is...
Hippotamus.
You are laughing at me.
No.
I thought it was good that I could connect the previous topic.
Don't connect.
And here is the second question.
The next question is...
From a bigger animal to a junior.
Ready.
Start.
Elephant.
Jirass.
Yes.
Jirass.
What did I say?
Junior.
You are a genius.
It's an animal.
Hippopotamus.
Lion.
It's smaller.
It's much smaller.
Pink.
It's much smaller.
Dog.
What should I do?
30 seconds.
Rabbit.
And...
Ant.
Time's up.
You are a genius.
What did Higuchi say?
Jirass.
What do you think, Wada?
Genius.
You are a genius.
I'm a big genius.
Oh, not again, Ms. Maya.
Jirass is studying many times.
And here is the third question.
The next topic is...
Name the fruit in alphabetical order.
Ready.
Start.
Apple.
Banana.
Lemon.
L.
Time's up.
I can't do it anymore?
You said it already.
L.
Tomato.
It's okay.
Where did I say it?
You said T.
T is tomato.
Welch.
What?
Welch?
Is there a fruit called Welch?
2, 1.
Time's up.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
There were many.
I was trying to say orange, but I said lemon.
It's okay.
The lemon is before the orange.
The orange is after.
I see.
It was too early to jump to L.
It was hell to jump to T.
I'm sorry.
And here is the fourth question.
The topic is...
Name 8 names of the moon in order from the fastest one.
I can just say January, February, March, April?
That's right.
Ready, start.
January.
That one?
I think it's the one that looks like a crescent moon.
You can say that?
What did you want to say?
I thought it was the crescent moon.
Do you think it's the crescent moon?
That one?
Time's up.
February.
March.
April.
May.
June.
July.
August.
Great.
I was wondering what would happen on January.
I thought it was the crescent moon.
I thought it was the one I didn't learn.
I was wondering what to say about the two tenths.
The way to the A-key.
We just finished shooting the 60-minute special for January.
It's suddenly become like this.
How was this special?
It was so much fun.
It was hard to get the right answer.
Please don't think about the editing.
You are a professional, so leave it to them.
Today, we will announce the important result.
Shin-uchi, you took the A-key test.
Yes.
How was it?
I was being scolded.
I see.
To be honest, everyone said that I would pass even if I was announced two days ago.
But that was not true.
Really?
You practiced so much on the show.
Yes.
Right?
Shin-uchi passed the first test of the third level.
Let's see what happened to her in the second test.
Shin-uchi's A-key 3rd level pass score is 353 points.
What?
Her pass score is 353 points.
What is Shin-uchi's score?
About 100.
That means her score is 300 points.
You haven't turned the page yet.
Please react after turning the page.
Her score is...
Here it is.
What should I do?
This is a borderline.
I'm a little worried.
I see.
Next.
Wait.
Her score is about 10.
Wait.
Really?
What's wrong?
She suddenly said, is it true?
Are you ready?
Her score is about 10.
Is this true?
She said it.
This is true.
I'm about to cry.
You're about to cry.
She's still crying.
This is too funny.
Why is it too funny?
The last test.
If her score is 3 or higher, she passed the test.
If her score is 2 or lower, she failed the test.
What is the result?
The first test is...
Here it is.
No, no, no.
Give me more.
The teacher...
I'm so sorry.
Well...
This is a tricky part.
I think she did her best.
If she passed the test again, she would definitely pass the test.
She's busy.
She did her best.
I told you that she wouldn't make it in two days.
Who's fault is that?
No, no, no.
Who's fault is that?
But she will definitely pass the test next time.
The points she got from the test are here.
Here it is.
Suzuki-san.
I didn't see it.
You're making a mess.
I'm sorry.
Here it is.
Suzuki-san.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Suzuki got the points from the test.
He was one step away from the final result.
I have something to reflect on.
I usually communicate with the viewers.
I thought I could do it if I told you.
Next time...
It was a meeting of the language.
That's right.
I was trying to communicate with the viewers.
That's right.
Is it because of the teacher?
That's right.
That's not the teacher's fault.
In the case of Shinuchi,
If you pass the exam within a year,
You will be exempt from the exam.
That's why it's easy.
You don't have to write it again.
I just have to go and talk.
What will you do?
Will you accept it?
Or will you run away?
I think either is fine.
Or do you want to just run away?
I think either is fine.
What will you do?
I'll do it.
Oh, really?
I'm glad.
I'll do it.
You can say it's okay if you think it's okay.
I'm sure today...
I'll do it.
I'll do it, but I can't show my motivation today.