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It has started! Noh Diego!
This time, Saito Yuri, who has just appeared, has come as a guest.
Thank you for coming. I'm Saito Yuri.
To be honest, I feel very uncomfortable when I look at you from here.
Saito-san.
What's wrong?
I want to ask you what's wrong.
Your face is swollen.
Thank you.
Yesterday, I pulled out two of my old photos.
I was very tired.
You pulled out at a great timing.
I'm sorry.
You have to talk.
I'm fine when I talk.
I'm fine.
Really?
Yes.
It's a great thing.
I think the fans will be fine.
You underestimate the fans.
I'm not a fan.
I'm sorry.
It's rare.
What do you mean by rare?
Now, the Noh Diego will begin.
Noh Diego!
Please be a little negative.
I'm not negative at all.
Please.
Yes.
Please don't get into the camera.
The camera is...
No one is calling me.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for coming to Noh Diego.
Ms. Saito, could you please introduce yourself in English?
OK.
Please stand up.
I'm Yuri Saito.
I'm a happy girl.
That's all?
And...
Enjoy now time.
She is very happy.
She is a teacher.
Positive.
Yes.
I'm not positive.
It's all done.
Thank you very much.
You were all good.
Today, you did a good job.
Ms. Saito, that's the most negative thing.
That's good.
Now, the lyrics of a famous Japanese song will be announced in English.
Members will translate the English lyrics and guess what song it is.
Should I raise my hand when I understand it?
Yes. Raise your hand and whisper.
Don't let the others hear.
Ms. Kitano, you are very motivated.
I'm motivated.
You are motivated recently.
What's wrong?
I'm a learner.
Don't say that to me.
A learner.
The first line is this.
I'll read it slowly.
But it stopped shouting. Never to go again. When the old man died.
Please think.
It's a song.
Don't look down on me.
That's right.
It's beautiful.
Thank you.
Do you understand this part?
I still understand.
Maybe not.
Maybe not?
Correct.
Thank you.
Isn't it amazing?
I understand.
Saito, where did you understand?
Stop the short.
When the old man died.
Please translate it.
Bullet stops shouting.
How do you translate this?
It stopped.
But the old man died.
I understand.
The old man.
The man who has aged.
I understand.
Stop the short.
I understand.
Really?
I understand.
From Kawago.
What is it?
It's very fun.
I understand because it's fun.
Correct.
It's a punishment to teach that.
Wata.
Please.
What did you say?
Please say it later.
Later?
Sit down.
I don't know if it's correct.
I know it, so I'll ask.
Please ask.
This is.
That's right.
To be honest, the answer is correct.
But the title is completely different.
No.
Later.
The next lyrics are here.
90 years without slumbering.
Tick tock tick tock.
That's right.
Teacher.
Teacher, you're thinking a lot.
I see.
I understand.
I'll ask Wata.
It's the last one.
Let's see.
Look at the camera.
Say it out loud.
The old man's old watch.
What?
No.
I don't know the title when I hear everyone's.
That's right.
The title is a little bit.
Everyone is a little bit.
Wata, please say the title.
Old man's old watch.
You said that, right?
Old man's old watch.
What?
Old man's old watch.
No.
Wait.
I don't know.
Which one?
I think you all know the answer.
The correct answer is a big old watch.
Old man died.
Tick tock tick tock.
You know what I mean, right?
By the way, the only one who said the title correctly was Miss Kitano.
Congratulations.
Let's pick up one word from this lyrics and learn it.
You must know the word you're going to study this time.
Yes.
Never.
You've heard of Never, right?
Yes.
An expression using Never.
Anyone can say anything.
Yes.
Never give up.
Yes.
That's right.
You've got a good point.
Never say never.
Yes.
Together.
You can't say it together.
You should raise your hand.
That's not fair.
You can say it as much as you want later.
A very famous expression is Never give up.
What does Never give up mean?
Raise your hand.
No.
It's the opposite.
What do you mean, Noni?
It means never give up.
So, it's like Never give up.
Never give up.
You mean Peace Ayabe?
Yes.
An expression using Never.
Never give up.
Never say never.
You should remember both.
Now, we're going to use Never to talk.
Choose a member and tell them what you don't want them to do.
Let's connect what you don't want them to do with Never.
Never, what you don't want them to do, Miss, who?
Think about it.
Never, scary big voices speak.
Miss Kitano.
Did you understand what she said?
I understood it as a big voice.
A big voice?
It's a big voice.
I'm worried about a big voice that I'm scared of.
I'm fine.
I don't think it's a big voice.
It's big.
It's a big voice.
I'm sure we're always angry when we're angry.
That's right.
I'm angry with everyone.
But you're in a good mood today.
That's right.
If you're in a good mood, it's over.
Good job, Miss Nojo.
But to be exact,
Never speak in a scary loud voice, Miss Kitano.
That would have been even better.
Okay, next up is Miss Kitano.
Here we go.
Miss Kitano, this is your chance.
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say this.
I'm not going to say it.
Three, two, one, go.
Never use a bath towel in hangar on Kakeru.
Kakeru is in Japanese.
Very very annoying.
Miss My Father.
It's not a mistake.
Father.
That means don't hang the bath towel your father used on the hangar.
I'm so angry.
I don't want to see the remnants.
To your father.
I wish he'd put the bath towel he used in the washing machine.
I wish he'd put it in the bathroom over there.
It's not different.
It's okay.
It's okay because we're family.
I think he was going to dry the bath towel and use it at night.
To reduce the laundry.
But the bath towel smells like his father.
I don't do it after I get in the bath.
It's a bit of a sensitive thing for both of you.
It was a bit sad.
Miss Kitano is kind to her father.
By the way, hang a towel on a hanger is...
A towel on a hanger.
Okay, next up is Miss Kawago.
Here we go.
Never...
Over...
Touch...
Me...
All...
Nogizaka 46 members.
Never touch me?
You're not going to be touched that much?
Everyone's pretty sticky.
Touchable character.
No, it's a girl.
There's a lot of sticky things.
I don't like being cornered.
I want you to not touch me.
When I want to touch you, I'll touch you.
I don't want to touch you.
I'm not going to touch you.
Is there a person like that in this?
I have an image of Kitano.
I'm sure you're talking about Kitano.
Kitano and other members.
I work at a girls' high school.
Everyone's sticky.
I'm sure you're all sticky.
Girls are that world.
I think it's unfair.
I don't want to be sticky to a man.
It's suspicious.
It's not suspicious.
I'm not that way.
I don't want to be sticky.
I'm not that way.
I'm so embarrassed.
I heard that the emotional connection between women is thin.
Women are body touchers.
They express their affection as friends.
The more body touchers, the thinner the emotional connection.
It's thin.
Does that mean that the body toucher is thin?
That's not good.
The last question is from Ms. Maya.
Are you ready?
Go!
Never.
My.
Triangle.
I understand.
Ms. Kawago's hand.
I think it's the same thing.
Ms. Kawago.
I don't understand.
I'll fold it.
What do you want to say?
Kawago Hina is doing this.
I'm sure she's doing this.
What's that for?
I'm attracted to triangles.
I think of a triangle between Ms. Yasukoshi's legs.
I want to do it right now.
Triangle.
When I see a proper triangle, I want to do it.
I want to do it.
I hate a circle.
What is that?
I hate circles and I feel uncomfortable.
I feel uncomfortable when I stand in a circle.
I don't know.
I see members and people walking in the street.
I want to see them.
Stop it.
Why?
It's strange.
I don't think it's right in English.
Never put your hand in the triangle here.
Cool.
Say it again.
Never put your hand in the triangle here.
It's not right at all.
You're making fun of me.
It's like a Japanese game.
The next is a little difficult.
I've never asked my boyfriend to do this.
I've never done this.
So please do this.
It's an expression that you ask.
I can't write kanji.
I'm 100% American.
I'm Nick from USA.
I'm your boyfriend.
Hello.
What is it?
You're not just a face.
Don't be shy.
I'm very shy.
He's very shy.
I don't know Japanese.
From now on, Nick will play the role of his boyfriend.
I've never...
So...
Let's ask in English.
First up is Ms. Kitano.
Here we go.
It's our date today.
Where do you want to go?
I'm not excited.
I feel sorry for Nick.
Where should we go?
I'm sorry.
Teacher, she can't understand.
Where should we go?
Where do you want to go?
I've never been to the lake.
Wait, wait, wait.
One more time.
Very slowly, please.
She's been talking to herself for a while.
I've never been to the lake.
The lake?
The lake.
What's a uni-ankle?
Lake.
I'll explain it in English.
Uni-ankle.
Sky.
One more time.
Very slowly, please.
Uni-ankle.
Sky.
The only uni-ankle is the lake, but the sky is here.
Don't speak Japanese.
She doesn't understand Japanese.
You have to explain the lake.
Lake.
Water, water, water.
The sea?
The ocean?
The sea.
The ocean is okay?
Miss Kitano never give up.
The lake is the lake.
The uni-ankle is the uni-salt lake.
Okay, next up is Miss Kawago.
Here we go.
Kawago, it's a beautiful day today, huh?
Blue skies, very sunny.
What do you want to do today?
I've never karaoke.
Karaoke?
So, go to karaoke, favorite song, sing.
Me.
Karaoke?
I wanna dance to you like cha-cha-cha.
Okay, let's go.
If you've never been to a place, say, I've never been to a place.
If you've never been to a place, say, take me to a place.
I've never been to a karaoke place, so take me to a karaoke place.
Why cha-cha?
My favorite song.
Do you know?
But that song is...
Do you have it in America?
Yes, yes.
Wasn't it a big hit in the United States?
No, I heard it in Japan.
That's strange.
You've been in Japan for so long.
No, I'm still young. That's from the 80s, right?
80s, yes.
He can speak Japanese.
I don't know Japanese.
Okay, next up is Ms. Nojo. Here we go.
Start your date.
Oh, it's raining hard today.
Don't get wet.
Where do you wanna go?
What's with the acting?
I've never been to skydiving.
Skydiving?
So take me to skydiving together.
Together?
I'm kind of scared to go skydiving.
It's scary.
No, enjoy.
Really?
No, enjoy.
Let's go.
She's praising you.
You've told me the situation.
It's not strange to go skydiving on a rainy day, is it?
I thought it was raining. I thought I had a balloon.
It's not raining.
It's a umbrella.
I thought it was raining.
It's a real backup.
I thought it was a dream.
Okay, next up is Ms. Saito. Here we go.
Saito, is your teeth okay?
Okay, okay.
It's okay?
What do you wanna do?
I've never been to bungee jumping.
So take me to Macau World No.1.
Take me there.
That costs a lot of money to take you all the way to Macau, right?
Okay, money, money, money.
You have money?
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Good job.
She said bungee jump.
But actually it's bungee jumping.
Jumping?
Jumping.
Skydiving, bungee jumping.
Okay.
Skydiving and bungee jumping can be used even if you go overseas.
Okay, next up is Ms. Maya. Here we go.
It's so cold.
It's cold.
Let's go somewhere fast. It's really cold. I can't wait.
Come on. Let's go. Where do you wanna go?
I've never been to the ocean.
You wanna go to the ocean?
Do you have a driver's license?
Do you have a drive...
I don't have a driver's license.
I can't drive. Can you drive?
No. Fight, fight.
She's crazy. Help.
I understand her English, but I don't understand her mind.
That's mean.
You are crazy, Ms. Wada.
By the way, I think it was better to say, I never drive.
So, here are some useful tips for never.
If you remember these, you can have more conversation.
The last thing to do is...
Who is the member who never?
The member who never?
Yes. We will ask them who is the member who never?
In English, the worst member.
We are looking for the worst member.
This is a discussion corner of Japanese prohibition.
In the end, Nick will ask the discussion and decide who is the worst.
If you speak Japanese, you will be the member who never.
Also, if you are afraid of making a mistake and don't speak at all, you will be the target of the problem.
Let's start.
Discussion time start.
Please speak.
Hina is super popular.
Super popular.
Bat...
Triangle.
English TV show.
Hina...
Hina nice.
OK.
Did you understand?
I don't understand.
Me?
Very very work good.
I am very fight.
She tried hard.
I am very fight.
It's not my problem.
OK. I am sorry.
Are you kidding me?
Guest interesting face.
Work interesting face idol.
No no no.
I am...
No game. Everyone number one enjoy.
No no no.
Enjoy enjoy enjoy.
I am number one charming.
No no no.
I am beautiful English.
Oh you are beautiful English.
No.
She has good pronunciation.
Yeah. I think you have very good pronunciation.
I am number one.
That's all she said.
Then tell her who is bad.
Because you know the most.
Scary scary smile smile smile.
Scary smile smile smile.
Smile smile smile.
I am embarrassed.
Oh my goodness.
You just used Japanese.
She said it's difficult.
Now the member is decided.
Because Nick said it.
You said it's difficult.
It's difficult.
She said it.
Difficult.
The punishment for the member who decided is a foreign impersonation.
The foreign impersonation played by Fuji will be done with all her might.
Please play one card.
Are you ready?
Cut.
Then please announce the punishment.
Who is it?
Michael Jackson.
Is it a moonwalk?
You have to imitate his voice.
His voice.
Then Nojo, please announce the punishment.
3 2 1 Action.
I'm a thriller.
Thriller night.
Poor guy.
He was told to do it.
Terrible.
Po.
Hey.
Did you intend to show it?
I just thought that the farm was overgrown.
I did it seriously.
Don't turn your back on the camera.
I'm embarrassed.
How was it?
I think the dancing was very good.
The dancing was very good.
Dance is a food.
It was embarrassing.
Then, let's decide the MVP of the day.
Then, today's MVP is...
Kawago.
Yay.
It's not me.
Today, no matter who sees it, he was the most active.
I see.
He was a little different from the usual Kawago.
Teacher, it's been a long time since I've been on TV.
I'm sorry.
Then, the DVD magazine I made is out.
This DVD magazine.
It's a fun DVD, so please take a look.
Thank you very much.