AISubs v3.8.3
Well, everyone!
This day has come again!
It's so pleasant.
It's Asuka Saito's birthday party!
This time, we have a birthday plan for Asuka Saito, who will be 27 years old, to make her more energetic.
This is...
The 27-year-old's secret weapon challenge!
Asuka, 27 years old, is asking for more tips.
She has prepared two challenges which she can only complete if she doesn't break her shell.
If she succeeds, she will receive a latest home appliance perfect for summer.
The first game is...
Asuka Shotoku Surrounding Interview Challenge!
I've never heard of it.
Asuka said this in a magazine released in June 2025.
It's often seen by cool people and it's hard to talk to them, but I always think I can talk to them.
It's okay for me to talk to you anytime.
Asuka is 27 years old. Is the interview true?
I see.
So,
today, multiple people will be talking to you in a rush,
so please answer those questions sincerely.
If you can answer all of the questions without missing out, you'll clear the challenge!
If you can pass three levels in total, you'll get a reward!
[PH] This is a video of me playing the game.
[PH] I'm not good at playing games, but I'm trying to make a video that's fun and enjoyable for everyone.
I hope you enjoy it.
This is the latest model of Bermuda fan that Saito wanted for his birthday plan last year.
I don't know what it means.
You wanted it for my plan.
That's right.
Look at it. Ask me.
It's cool.
The wind is strong.
It's very strong.
How is the quality of the fan?
Is it different from a normal fan?
Do you know?
The quality of the wind is a little different from a normal fan.
It is different.
I wanted you to tell me about it in detail.
No, no, no.
It's just a little changed.
Well, never mind.
This is a fan that reproduces the pleasant wind of nature in the room.
But I have the one you were using.
What?
You have this one before?
Then you don't have that much motivation to play it?
You really have it!
You like it!
In order to get the latest model, they will challenge the game!
First, level 1. Will they be able to answer questions from 3 reporters?
Shortcut or challenge, level 1, start!
27 years old. What do you want to do most?
I want to eat shaved ice.
What flavor of shaved ice do you like?
I like to put condensed milk on it.
I think shaved ice is for summer. What do you like for winter?
Oden.
What is your favorite ingredient for oden?
Radish.
What question is it now?
I don't know.
Is there a place you want to go?
I want to go to the sea.
What country do you want to go?
Well, I want to go to Italy or somewhere like that.
There are many places to go in Italy, but which one do you like best?
Italy.
What do you want to eat now?
Ah, now I want to eat some grilled meat.
Which part of grilled meat do you like to eat first?
By the way, I like belly meat.
You're making a great mouth.
It depends on the person.
Yes, it's over.
Is this how you get paid?
That's right.
That's why level 1 cleared!
Congratulations!
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Next, level 2. Will we be able to judge questions from four reporters?
Look, we have one more person joining us.
Yes, we have one more.
Can you introduce yourself?
I'm Ichoka, and I'm from Kyoko Lohi.
I didn't know there was someone from Kyoko Lohi who isn't Kyoko or Lohi.
We have a guest.
Yes. Let's begin.
Short Class Challenge Level 2, start!
What did you eat yesterday?
I forgot yesterday.
It's been hot lately. Have you been standing up and stuff?
I'm pretty weak in summer and I tend to stand up.
Have you ever thought you were cute?
Sometimes.
That's good.
You're laughing so hard.
That's good.
When did you think you were the cutest recently?
Oh, that's right.
I was thinking of making rice balls from a rice cooker and I took a bite of the rice.
It was too hot and I put it back in the rice cooker and it was dry.
That's a good story.
What's been the funniest thing recently?
I laugh every day, but I guess I laugh about meaningless things.
When I'm sweating and hot, I have little hair and sweat all over my face, but I think it's a good choice.
I think you should wear a turban.
Turban...
Long or short, which do you like?
But I think Kiku-chan will smell like a short.
That's a good response.
Yes, it's over.
So, Level 2 Clear!
Finally, level 3, new blind people are coming!
Nice to meet you.
Welcome!
I'm Komai, a reporter.
She is Komai, a reality show reporter.
I've seen you before.
Nice to meet you.
Can I say it now?
Not yet.
This is not a serious coverage.
Calm down.
Komai, a serious show reporter, is joining us.
Can they answer the sharp question without choice?
How did you spend your 27th birthday?
I ate a cake.
When you send me a message, you are called an old man fan.
What should I do?
But I think you all think I'm cute for a moment.
During your graduation concert, you said to your fans that someone's dream of yours might become Asuka.
In other words, is this a love ban?
Ah, that's a very stupid question.
Excuse me, I will ban you from answering that question.
Wow, that's amazing!
What are your favorite parts of yourself?
Ah, this is difficult.
My hair.
What do you like about Hamaska Broadcasting Department?
They always give us prizes.
What made you happy the most?
When I said I wanted raw ham and wood, they gave me real wood.
Did you buy it from a woman?
I saw a lot of pictures on Instagram and stories of you traveling. Who is taking pictures of you?
It depends.
Who do you go with often?
I have friends and family.
What was the most fun memory for you?
I'll ask you next.
Let's ask Kiku-chan.
What is your favorite pose in a photo session?
I want to know that, too.
I like this or that.
In one word, describe yourself.
It's easy.
So-so.
You got a car license, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Have you been anywhere recently?
Not recently, but the first time I drove on the highway was in Okinawa.
Oh, really?
How was it driving on the highway in Okinawa?
It was good. There was an ocean, too.
What did you do in Okinawa?
In Okinawa, I'm basically relaxed. I don't do anything. I just look at the sea and do nothing.
I don't think you can do that. I'm sure you're doing something.
What?
What did you do? What was the most memorable thing you did in Okinawa?
I looked at the sea, didn't I?
You can't just look at the sea for two seconds and it's over.
No, it's not over.
You're getting too serious.
As I grew up and got older, I started to like looking at the sea by boat.
I didn't say I was scared and watched it a lot.
Hmm?
Yes, it's over!
But it was amazing!
Now, level 3 is cleared!
You have got a wonderful value mooda set!
Yes, that's right!
How about you, Komai-san?
I was happy that Asuka Saito's feeling was not shaken at all.
She is praised.
I wanted to continue the way she got serious.
I wanted to do more.
She was tough.
Asuka Saito is great.
Asuka Saito, 27 years old, challenged.
Next is a beef battle to blow up the anger of the daily life.
Leaf is a kind of confrontation in which rappers clash lyrics that attack each other in hip-hop scenes.
Asuka seems to not usually explode her tension.
Is the 26 years of anger accumulating?
This time, we will be looking at...
Many daily necessities that we have been using in our daily life
Anger and dissatisfaction should be accumulating because you have used it so much
Through this confrontation, let your anger explode!
In this game, you will be able to win if you fight each other and hit a stronger punch line
There's more.
Ta-dah!
What's this?
This is Sony's Leon Pocket Pro.
You can wear it directly on your neck and cool or heat up the contact area.
Like this?
Yes.
Can we put it inside?
Inside?
It might be a little cold.
Yes.
Let me put it here.
It's cold! It's really cold!
It's really really cold!
Is it like this?
No, it's like...
Like a fire extinguisher...
I don't really have anything to start with, so I'm a little confused about it.
Mr. Kiritate.
Kiritate.
And now, I'm going to call these two people who are my opponent.
Please come in!
Good evening!
I'm Hosodato Matsumura of 6th generation.
I've been watching movies and watching goods lately, and I'm thinking of watching some famous works this summer.
Do you know Marvel?
Marvel movies.
It's like when American Uzomuzo comes out and hits you.
I've never seen it.
I heard Spider-Man is interesting, so I'm going to watch Spider-Man.
I'm looking forward to it. You've seen it, right?
Can I say something? I really like Marvel movies.
Really?
But the order of watching is very important.
Oh, there's an order?
The order of watching movies is the most enjoyable.
First of all, I want you to watch Iron Man.
Iron Man, right? I've heard of it.
Next is Incredible Hulk.
Incredible Hulk, okay, okay.
Spider-Man 2, Mighty Saur Captain America, Avengers
Spider-Man 3, Mighty Saur Dark World
Captain America Winter Soldier
Guardians of the Galaxy Avengers Agent Marvel Spider-Man Civil War
Doctor Strange, Spider-Man Holocon
Mighty Saur Battle Royale
Black Panther, Avengers Infinity War Ant-Man and Wasp
Quarantine Marvel, Avengers Endgame
Spider-Man Far From Home.
I'm going to die.
Damn it!
Are you an American priest?
You're like a monk.
I'm going to die in Hiratai grave.
I'm an American priest.
I'm a priest who has a crucifix.
I'm just explaining.
I can't remember it now.
Can you tell me how to remember it?
You can remember it by a pun.
I'll remember it by that.
If you put the first letters in order,
Which one is it in the end!
I can't remember it again!
I can't remember it!
I like the movie that Asuka Saito likes.
I watch it.
What kind of movie do you like?
I don't know much about it, so I only know the title.
It's like a horror, violent, pulp fiction.
You like such a manly movie!
I like it, but I don't know what it's like.
It's very manly.
Is it a manly movie?
Isn't it like a wolf-like animal movie?
It's not like that at all.
Pulp fiction is like a hot story in a factory.
It's a movie that only blood and sweat can flow.
I can't understand what's in it!
You're making a gap with a movie-loving title?
If it's like that, I'll watch it.
After all, I'll watch Shourin Sakka.
How about Moe?
Thank you for your work.
I've seen it, but how about Mr. Saito?
I'm happy. I thought I'd come out.
You thought about it without sleeping.
As you can see, Matsumura-san is very good at getting angry.
Not angry, but I know.
I know.
It's not like you're angry.
I know.
With love.
I heard that you like each other.
Do you like me?
It was really fun.
You haven't told me anywhere, have you?
I haven't told you.
Why didn't you say it?
You said it here.
Say it in Kochei!
I won't say it!
Say it in Kochei!
Say it in many great places!
Say it in music stations!
I won't say it!
Famousca Music Festival distribution ticket is now on sale!
Two weeks until delivery ends!
Don't miss the special collaboration performance that you can only see here!
How will Asuka Saito face Matsumura, who is known for his sharp tongue and sharp wit?
Here it is.
Your debut!
Oh, I see.
It's a vinyl umbrella.
Now, I'd like to start with Matsumura.
Ready, set, go!
You know, sometimes, you know, when you do this, you know, sometimes you're this small.
You know, I sometimes only have a hat this wide.
I think I'm covered up to my shoulders, so let me see it clearly.
Yes, it's strong.
Saito-san.
It's too transparent.
No, no, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's too transparent.
Your goodness is cheap.
By the way, is there anything that costs 2,000 or 3,000 yen recently?
I don't understand it.
You can't ask questions for cheap.
It's amazing.
It's too shiny and I don't like it.
Is it shiny?
Yes, it's over.
Is this a game?
It's like high speed, but it's like it's used a lot of force.
It's like high speed.
Mr. Hama, please judge.
Let's do it like this.
Mr. Matsumura won!
I'm glad!
Thank you, Mr. Hama!
With the beef that he usually eats, Mr. Matsumura won the first round!
The next theme is this!
This is the second round.
Wow, isn't this bad?
Oh, I see!
It's a mask.
Let's start the beef battle!
[PH] Beef Battle
Look at this.
Look at the size of this.
Look at this.
Don't say it's big.
It's embarrassing.
It's like saying my face is big and saying it's a regimen.
Something more active or forward.
Don't say it in size.
Certainly.
But if you say it like that, I say it's small, but it's not small at all.
You took my coat.
Don't lose! Don't lose!
It's okay! You're small, too!
I think we can make it bigger and richer and change the label, too.
Hmm!
Oh!
Isn't it good?
Well, there are various masks out there these days, but I really want you to unify the shape.
Otherwise, I'm not this type, but I'm like this type of guy.
When I'm wearing it, the clerk says,
Oh, you're that person.
Will you be defeated?
Unite!
All of this!
Make it all of this!
Q. What is the secret of your identity?
Somehow, if you wear a mask,
Somehow, the world has changed.
Everyone has various B types and stuff.
There are people who say,
I guess the world can't take off the mask anymore.
Even if you say shut up...
That's not it.
Wow!
He's amazing!
I see!
He's cutting off society!
It's hard for Asuka Saito to cut society off.
Hama-san, judge of this match, please!
But he fought hard for it.
I like it!
Asuka-san wins by cutting society off!
The winner will be decided in the final battle!
Now, we'd like to start the third round of the competition.
OK, Hama-san.
Yes!
Please announce your opponent!
Wow! I see!
High heel!
OK, let's start!
The third round! Start!
I know you want to show your beautiful legs to girls.
But you are not safe!
That's right.
You are not safe enough to walk.
Please walk safely.
This is a small area for humans.
Certainly, uncomfortable.
Not comfortable.
There are high heels that are comfortable to wear, but since it is diagonal, it is uncomfortable to wear all the time.
But if you wear this, you'll be called an OL or something.
I see.
I've always had a creepy face.
Oh no, she's cutting into society again.
Society is strong.
She's serious.
Stop walking so fast!
You guys are addicted to riding bikes!
Why do you forget you're high-heeled?
When you're high-heeled, ride someone's car!
What?
It's noisy!
We're always doing our best.
That's nice and all, but it's annoying.
The final battle adds one more theme.
You little...
Once you're released from this state, you'll never be released again, right?
What's going on?
I can't go back to this state no matter how much I pay!
If you have a weapon of this size, you're way past my style of wrapping!
Amazing!
Tell me how you do this!
Amazing!
It really is amazing.
This is bad!
Say it.
I'm going to say it.
Say it.
Okay.
I'm going to end roll and...
What?!
Is this it?!
No way!
Is this the end?!
If you're going to end it like this, you better win!
Come on, say something!
What?
Say it, say it, say it. Anything is fine.
Anything is fine.
Surprisingly, this member has a butt.
What are you talking about?
Why does he have a butt?
Anything is fine, Asuka-chan.
Asuka-chan, I'm going to say it.
I'm going to make it something I didn't say.
Can I cut it off?
You can touch it.
You can sit down and say anything you want.
She's spreading it out.
It's pretty big!
It's not going well.
Are you and I having the same brain size?
Yes, we do.
I didn't know there was such a mud fight.
It's amazing.
Ama-san, please judge.
I do want to see you more and more,
But I can see they are serious about this.
I release you.
Thank you very much.
I release you.
It was very interesting.
I couldn't make it.
It was very interesting.
How about you, 2 sheep-folk?
Thank you very much.
You improved your rules quickly.
For the future.
That's right.
I hope you will have many happy and peaceful days.