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Hi, I'm Hamasuka Osobu.
As you can see, I'm wearing these earplugs.
That season has come.
Today, I don't have to do anything.
Well, that's it for now.
I think there are plenty of reasons for it, but it doesn't work at all!
Thank you very much!
March 12th is Hama Okamoto-san's birthday.
Thank you!
Congratulations!
This time, Hama-san's 34-year-old birthday special project will be held!
Thank you very much!
I hope today will be the best day for Hama-san!
Please!
Why don't you say it in red letters?
Is it an annual event?
Yes, Ultra Happy Girl Asuka will liven it up!
Ultra Happy Girl Asuka is here for the first time in a year!
Today, we have prepared this project for you.
During the nationwide tour, we will give Hama-san a recommended health supplement as a special present!
Thank you!
And this time, we have invited this person as well!
Who is it?
Thank you very much!
Legend Morimoto.
Oh, Legend Morimoto!
Yes.
He is the first legend in the legend market.
I'm Morimoto. Nice to meet you!
Legend has just been born!
Thank you for having me.
Today, I'd like to introduce you to a health supplement with a charismatic salesman, Legend Morimoto.
Thank you for having me!
It looks good on you!
However!
Even if you want a health supplement, you can't get it for free.
Yes! I'll pay you!
Oh, that's not what I meant.
I don't think you can get anything for free.
Is there a different way?
Yes!
As usual, you have to try a music game and succeed!
I see.
Please support me!
Yes! Good luck!
Thank you!
Are you a young girl?
Even 48 pieces?
Wow!
Now, let me introduce you to this!
A series of more than 700,000 units of hand massage machines that sell well!
APEX's Hand Care Luxe!
What?
A hand massage machine?
That's right!
In this machine, there is actually a 21-layer airbag,
a heat-treated and a rubber ball,
and a massage machine that wraps your fingers one by one and grabs and swallows them!
It must be a popular product for those who usually use their hands a lot or for those who play an instrument!
That's right!
You can switch the massage course and use it with a combination of strength level and heat temperature.
You can massage 48 places at once!
48 places?
Wow!
Please try it out, Ms. Saito!
Can I?
Yes!
Thank you!
You can do it!
Can you do it?
Please put your hand in here.
Give me your thumb.
Did you put it all in?
Yes, I did.
My little finger is short.
Your little finger is hidden in the back.
Saito-san, please turn on the switch.
Please show us what it looks like in front of the TV.
Wow!
It's dampened...
Yes.
It's soaked...
Yes, it's soaked.
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
How is it? Does it feel like it's warm?
I think it's really amazing.
Wait! I think it's really amazing.
If you can, please tell us how amazing it is!
It's rolling now.
Is it rolling?
What about the air? The 21-layer air?
What is "air"?
You haven't heard of it, have you?
But you're interested in the price, right?
Yes.
Isn't it quite expensive?
Saito-san, don't worry!
This is tax-included price of 19,800 yen!
It's cheap!
But...
Don't change it for me, Saito!
It's almost there, Saito!
You can still do it!
Yes! But please say it one more time.
Understood!
It's only for today!
If you succeed in the game, you can have it for free as long as Hama-san!
Is it okay?
It's too cheap!
So, Hama-san...
How was it?
Please wait!
I really want to experience it!
I'll use my hands.
Both hands, right?
Yes!
You can do it, Asuka-san!
You're doing it for the first time! With that angle!
Ignore it!
Birthday boy, ignore it!
He ignored it perfectly!
Is it okay like this?
Yes.
Don't worry!
Which hand should I use?
I'm already excited!
With the bass...
But you're going to use all of it on the left, right?
I see.
Let's try it on the left. Asuka-san was on the right.
Switch, on!
You know how to use it so well!
You even know the password!
This is the best way to use it.
I see.
All of the functions.
Yes, yes.
Wow!
You're relaxed.
I'm relaxed.
It's like shaking hands with a foreigner.
Because you're strong!
It feels so good!
Don't you want it?
Yes! Thank you!
We're not giving it away yet!
Really?
Yes.
This time, we'd like you, Hama-san...
It feels so good!
...to win the "Hand Care Luxe".
It feels so good!
You're going to play this game that makes you feel so tired.
Why?
Why is that?
"Drumstick Soybean Carrying Game"!
Hold a drumstick in both of your hands...
and put the soybeans in between and move them to the next plate.
If you can move three soybeans in 60 seconds, you win!
Did you hear it while you were watching the video?
What is it?
Asuka's assistant said it for the first time.
What did my assistant say?
Huh? I don't think you can do it.
I'm sure you can do it!
It looks so easy!
Well, it's your birthday, so...
Well, well, well!
It's a simple game and you can win it!
Oh, is that so?
Drumstick Soybean Carrying Game
Are you ready?
Both of you, right?
That's right.
Just move three soybeans in 60 seconds.
Okay.
Here we go. Ready, set, go!
Wow, this is...
This is crazy!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
You still have time.
This is crazy!
But you can do it.
You can do it!
Concentrate. Concentrate.
Wow!
That's fast!
One more!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
You still have 20 seconds.
Ah, that was close!
That was close.
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it! Concentrate!
This is crazy!
It's okay! It's okay!
You still have 20 seconds.
Hama, you can do it!
20 seconds.
20 seconds left!
I can't grab one.
Don't rush!
Hama, don't rush!
Ah, this is bad!
Don't rush!
Hey, don't put pressure on me, Saito!
You can do it! You can do it!
Ah, this is bad!
You have 10 seconds left.
5 seconds left!
Don't hit the plate with anger at the end!
That was a great reflex!
That's dangerous!
- That's not good! - Don't do it!
- That's not good! - I'm sorry!
- That's not good! - Game failed!
- That's difficult! - Wow, that was pretty fast!
- You said 2 coins! - I said 2 coins!
- That's frustrating! - Yeah!
- But it can't be helped! - Ah, that's not good!
- I'll pay you! - Are you going to buy it for a low price?
I'll pay you from the appearance fee of the Tamaska Broadcasting Club!
A deposit?!
Next up is this!
It was released in March of last year and sold in a blink of an eye!
This next-generation neck care machine is highly rated in every home appliances magazine!
We will introduce you to MITREX's MEDI-NECK!
Next-generation neck care machine?
That's right, Saito-san!
What is next-generation?
This is a heat function that warms you up and relaxes your neck tension!
It also has an EMS function that stimulates your muscles and makes you feel comfortable!
It also has a cane function that reduces the burden on your neck and adjusts your curve!
With these three functions, you can loosen up your stiffened neck tension, relax your muscles, and adjust your neck arch!
This must be a popular product for people who usually wear heavy instruments from their necks!
That's right!
The most popular one is the cane function!
With this, you can feel the movement of your vocal cords like you're peeling off your neck!
Peeling off your neck?
That's right!
This is a first for us, but I, legend Morimoto, would like you to experience it for yourself!
Thank you!
Peel off your neck!
What did you say?!
That's a terrible way of saying it!
Now, let's try it out!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Put it around your neck...
I see, I see!
Switch, on!
Yes!
He's peeling it off for me!
Oh, it's already started?!
Yes, it is!
Can you see that his neck is raised?
Oh, you're right. If you look at it from the side, it might be easier to see.
And furthermore, thanks to EMS function, his muscles are stimulated.
Like "piripiripiri"
Oh, you can feel it too.
And it doesn't hurt.
The way you say "phone" is amazing.
If you do it like this, you'll end up with a phone.
And furthermore, thanks to the heat function, it's warm.
Yes, it's warm.
It's really warm.
It's warm.
Just the other day, at the plastic surgery clinic, I was diagnosed with a straight neck.
And I was like "Bring it on!"
But now, everyone has it.
Everyone has it.
But, Legend-san, you're concerned about the price, right?
That's right!
Isn't it quite expensive?
If possible, I'd like you to put a sign on the ceiling.
Yes.
I forgot how much it was!
I'm sorry!
Yes!
Shall we show it?
Is it okay?
Yes!
Legend-san...
Yes, Legend Kanpenaito is powerless, so...
Here it is!
Yes, here it is!
Including tax, it's 27,500 yen!
Thank you very much!
Oh, is it cheap?
It's cheap!
Oh, but please say one more thing!
This time, it's special!
It's special!
If Hama-san succeeds in the game,
Hama-san will get it for free as much as possible!
Yay!
Shall we try it, Hama-san?
Is it okay?
Yes!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
- It's great. - It's great.
It feels really nice, by the way.
- It's great. - It's great.
It's not like an ordinary massage machine.
- It's not. - Right?
What do you think, Hama-san? Do you think it's a little tight around the neck?
- It's not that tight. - Okay.
- Like a massage. - Like a vocal cord.
I sometimes get a massage from my makeup artist.
- It's pulled. - You're kidding me!
- It's hard. - It's too hard.
- You play an instrument, right? - Yes.
- Since you're carrying such a heavy instrument... - That's right.
- It must feel cool around the neck, right? - Absolutely.
- Shall we play it? - Yes.
Since Hama-san got a Medimec this time,
- we're going to play a game that makes you feel tired around the neck. - Why?!
- Okay, please look at the rules. - Why?!
Instrument name "Neck Name Game"
This game represents the name of the instrument with your neck.
Hama-san, move your neck to express the instrument name displayed on the monitor.
Asuka-san, please answer the instrument name.
Hama-san, move your neck with the word "mirror" to make it easier for Asuka-san to understand.
The time limit is 60 seconds. If you can answer two questions correctly, you'll clear the game.
Who came up with this project?
Did you do it in the middle of the night?
I've never heard of a game like this.
- Did you come up with it in the middle of the night? - I don't think so. What was that?
While you were watching the video, you didn't say "I think I can do it."
I thought you could do it.
Neck Name Game
- Are you ready? - I'm ready.
If you answer two questions correctly, you'll clear the game.
- Let's start. Move your neck. - Will it show up there?
Ready, start!
- Ah, lace. - Oh, wonderful!
- You can do it now! You can do it now! - It's easy!
- I can do it now.
You're good!
- Is it over? - Yes, it's over.
- One more time. - One more time from the beginning.
- What's that? - You split it!
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- You're using the rule-breaking technique. - Yes.
- Is it a harp? - Correct!
You cleared it!
- Amazing! - I think Asuka-san is amazing at it. - That's for sure. - You understood it well! - That's for sure.
- I'm happy, I'm happy. - In any case, Medinek cleared it! - Amazing!
- I'm proud of you! - I'm happy!
- I'm happy, Medinek! - I'm happy!
- Let's get a really good position for our necks. - Right?
Next up is an AI-controlled luxury massager just for putting your feet in.
I'd like to introduce you to Panasonic's "Just Put Your Feet In" brush.
- Wow, AI-controlled? - Nice! - That's right!
Just by putting your feet in, this massager tightens from your toes to your thighs.
An AI-controlled massager detects the thickness of your feet and wraps them up in an airbag.
- That's nice! - It's a love product for people who stand still during a live show. - That's right!
It's a structure that wraps itself up in an airbag at 360 degrees.
- What's that? - An AI detects the thickness of your feet about five times per second and wraps them up.
- Five times per second?! - That's right! - Wow! - It's amazing, isn't it?!
- Five times?! - As the name suggests, there's nothing difficult about it! - What?!
You can get a luxurious massage just by putting your feet in, so please try it out for yourself, Saito-san!
- That's a great way of putting it! - Can we? - Can we?!
You can put your feet in like this.
Now, I'd like you to press the switch.
It's easy. Just by putting your feet in, it will loosen you up.
- How does it feel? - Oh, I see!
Oh, it comes up.
- Oh, I see! - Saito-san, I'd like a little more information!
- Oh, wow! - Is it amazing?!
- I've bought something like this in the past... - It's amazing!
- I had to wrap it myself. - Oh, I see.
- I didn't do it because it was bothersome, so I think it's good. - You just put it in, right?
- It's really just wearing it. - Wow, amazing!
- Wow, wait a minute! - What?!
- Wow! - It's tight, right?
- Oh, I'm glad. - Is it a communication or just wearing it?
- I don't know! - Which one is it? - It's amazing! It feels good!
- But I'm curious about the price. - Oh, wow!
- Isn't it quite expensive? - Yes, it is.
- It's 49,500 yen including tax! - Wow!
- Can you say it one more time? - One more time?!
- You can't help it!
- I got it! It's only special for today! - Yes!
- If you succeed in the game, you can take it home for free as long as you like! - Wow!
- Here you go! - Can I? Thank you very much! - Of course you can!
- Well, could you turn off the power and give Hama-san a pat on the back, Saito-san?
- It's just turned off now, so I don't know. - Oh, I know that, but...
- Saito-san, it's not your birthday yet. - Yes!
- I want this! - I know you want it, but... - It's on sale!
- It's 49,500 yen! - Yes, it's 50,000 yen off.
- Okay, I'll put my toes out a little bit. - Oh, that's good!
- It feels so good! My feet are getting tired, too. - That's what I'm talking about!
- I don't think humans can do this. - No, you can't.
- Oh, this area is starting now. - Oh, it's starting to swell up? - Yes.
- This is really amazing! - Yes.
- It's amazing! My body is like... - It's like you're turning around. I know, I know!
Okay, so this time, Hama-san has won the Hakudake Kyuttori Fure.
- Again?! - So we're going to try a game that makes your legs really tired.
- Please have a look! - Amazing!
- It does make you tired, doesn't it? - Yeah.
Move your legs! Three Foot Circuit!
- You'll try three missions where you use your legs in 90 seconds. - What is this?!
- The first one is using a drum foot pedal with a countermeasure. - Wow, that looks hard.
- It's all drum pedals! - 50 counts!
- And the second one is this zone! - The other way around!
- It's a unique side walk that appears in the MV of "You Can't Touch This" by MC Hama. - What is that?!
- Please move your legs and do a round and a half! - It's not a game or anything like that!
- And the third one is this! - Using a foot tambourine with your legs, you'll try a quiz!
- You'll answer a simple music quiz with numbers like this, and you'll answer the number of times you hear the music.
- If you answer three questions correctly in the quiz... - This looks fun!
- I think I can do this! - ...you'll try a side walk like MC Hama and do a round and a half in eight letters and you'll complete the quiz!
- If you complete all of them in 90 seconds, you'll win prizes!
- Wait a minute! Isn't this "Genius Dog Show"?
- He's a little smart! - What are you talking about?! - He's a little smart! - I've never seen a dog do that!
- "Wow, that's amazing!" he says, and he makes the music play four times.
- And he says "corn", like this... - I've seen all of them with a dog, but...
- All of them with a dog!
- All of them with a dog, but it's not like that! - It's not like that!
- Well then, are you ready? - Ready... I mean... - Yes.
- Can I ride it? Is it okay if I don't ride it?
- Yes, you can ride it. It's okay. - Do you have any tips for this drama? Please tell me.
- No, I'm just kidding. - Grrrr!
- Our stylist who is not here right now... - Yes.
Since it's her birthday, she's wearing boots that she doesn't usually wear because she's a little dressy.
- I didn't know it would turn out like this. - I didn't know it would turn out like this.
- She's probably crying. - Yes.
- Let's do our best! - Yes. - Yes.
- Then I'll go. - Yes.
- Okay. - Ready...
- Start! - Start!
- This is difficult. - What is this?
- This is... - Wow!
- I don't know how many times you have to do this. - I don't know what's going to happen.
- I think it's going to break.
- 28? - 28?
- Oh, you're doing pretty good. - Isn't it going well?
- What is this? - 51!
- Oh, okay! Nice! - I'm nervous.
- One and a half laps. - What does that mean?
- One and a half laps. - One and a half laps.
- That's good! That's good!
- Okay?
- Then you go over there. - Okay! Nice!
- How does this...
- Does it go like this?
- I see.
Which one was the most tiring?
I'm sure you're thinking of this one, right?
Yes, this one must have been hard.
The picture of me doing this was amazing.
Amazing?
It was like a nightmare.
But we got it!
But it's good!
Thank you!
We got it!
Anyway, Ama-san, you got two prizes in the end!
Congratulations!
Thank you! I'm happy!
With this, I hope you can relieve your daily fatigue!
Thank you! I'm really happy!
Lastly, do you have any aspirations for your 34th birthday?
I won't rest this year!
Take a good rest!
Thank you! I'll do my best!
Thank you, Ama-san!
Previous broadcasts can be found on "Terrassa" in a profitable campaign.
Search "Terrassa" on Hamasuka Broadcasting Club.
The trigger is Kishida-san, isn't it?
Hamasuka, pyon, pyon, pyon!