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Good evening. This is Hamaska Broadcasting Department.
I feel like I'm standing on a real board.
Welcome, Morimosu-san.
Thank you for having me.
I don't know if I can say this awkwardness is normal.
It's already been cut short for you to appear.
It's awkward to stand on a board.
It might be awkward to stand on a board.
Let's get started.
Today's project is this.
"Music Damage Teacher" Part 2.
Nagano-san came.
It was interesting.
It was about Western music.
There was a bit of a confrontation between Nagano-san and Morimosu-san.
You were talking about Western music.
That's right.
I don't like it when people say bad things about me.
That's how "Nagano-san" started.
Today, we have a teacher who has a special love for a certain field.
It's these two people. Thank you for coming.
Hello!
I'm Nonokawa of Tom Browne.
I'm Kasumi Mori.
Thank you!
We got two people to play Tom Brown.
Thank you!
Do you know us?
Of course.
Of course we know you.
We've only been on that stoic show.
No, you don't have to watch it.
You've only been on a show with low self-esteem.
You've been on a lot of shows.
What's your impression of us?
What do you think?
I'm scared.
You're scared?
You're scared of it coming first?
I want to scare you more.
I'm trying to get rid of you.
I'm scared.
Tonight, Tom Brown and Kasumi Mori will talk about music with one-sided love.
30 minutes to deepen your new knowledge.
Normally, it's like this, but it's a little shaky.
I don't want to joke about movies.
But...
Don't mess with me!
Don't mess with me! You haven't even been on it!
You haven't even been on it!
I don't know about that!
I've only been on it since I've been able to do it!
What kind of shape is this supposed to be?
I'm this teacher.
Please come in!
Aiko Enai Sensei.
That's a nice name!
Wow!
If you like Aiko, you know I like Aiko.
A famous Aiko lover among fans.
Now...
Let's see...
Aiko...
You're not used to being an MC!
You know, I've never been called an MC before!
Please destroy the show!
This is the concept.
Now...
I like Aiko-san very much.
Here is what I like about her.
If you listen to Aiko-san, you'll know what she's thinking.
Wow, you've said it all out.
That's right.
I was in the judo club.
I've only talked to men.
When I heard Aiko-san's song, I realized what girls think.
I see, you learned it.
So I asked her to choose Aiko-san's song.
Just you?
Did you choose it for me?
I'm sorry.
You're a fan of mine.
I'm not used to it.
You're not used to it. You were too polite.
I was depressed today.
Are you okay?
I chose Aiko-san's best song.
Here it is.
"SHUTTER", "Kizukarenaiyouni", "Nijigoro", "STRO".
I'd like to talk about all of them in detail, but we don't have much time.
"SHUTTER", here it is.
Can you show me what you're doing?
I'll give you a quiz.
Are you fixing your bangs?
You're a manly man.
A manly man?
What you don't know is...
You don't make me laugh like that!
You're a manly man.
A manly man.
I don't use bangs, so I'm okay with it.
Asuka-san, what do you think of this?
But I have bangs.
Right?
I have bangs for the rest of my life.
There is such a pattern.
I can't say it. I'm sorry.
Isn't the answer different?
It's the same answer.
I thought Asuka-san would get it right.
There is a possibility of that.
I only prepared one song.
Don't listen to him!
Can you play me a song?
I'll play you a song and you'll know.
It's sad.
You know what I mean, right?
When girls hide their bangs like this, they cut their bangs too short.
I thought you'd say that.
But you're wrong.
A reader wouldn't say that.
I like Aiko's song, so I'm doing my best.
I'm glad.
I like it because I can listen to it.
I'm glad.
Aiko's true love is Nunokawa.
They've been researching about Aiko for more than 20 years.
The next topic is...
"Nunokawa Research - Aiko Information I Want to Talk About Tomorrow".
Aiko information.
I've researched about Aiko.
I'd like to show you how great Aiko is.
I've done a lot of research.
Here you go.
It's said that Aiko's melody shifts a little bit.
Normally, it's like this.
But sometimes it shifts a little bit.
For example, "kabuto mushi".
Even if you say that, I'm weak.
There's a part like that.
I looked it up on the internet and there was information about it shifting a little bit.
It's getting more and more like "whisper".
"Whisper"?
It's not a rumor, is it?
I'm saying good things, so don't worry about it.
Let's listen to it.
It means "even if it remains weak".
Is it like that?
Yes, it goes up one step and back again.
That is the next step of the piano.
That is what it means by "semitone".
It means "even if it remains weak",
that is what it means by "taste".
I think it's easier to understand Hama-san's explanation.
But I think that's what it means.
Is it like that?
But I thought it would be like that if I was told.
It means "characteristic", doesn't it?
Even in other songs, too.
I looked it up on the Internet and found out that it's like that.
After that, we had a scene in "Manzai no Tsukami" where we hit people's heads.
I changed the pitch of that scene a little.
What?!
I changed the semitone of it.
And then, the reaction got really good.
For real?!
For real!
That's the most amazing piece of information.
I'm going to play it for you now.
It's like "before and after".
Hello, Tomurungs!
I'm going to cut off Tontsukatan Morimoto's neck bone!
Kyaaaah!
That's my "kyaaah", isn't it?
No matter how you think about it, that's what I wanted to say.
Right. Then I'll say it again.
That's funny.
Hello, Tomurungs!
I'm going to exterminate Tontsukatan Morimoto!
Kyaaaah!
This is amazing!
Wow!
It was about half a note lower.
I think so, probably.
It's the same as the one before.
I'm really happy about it.
Amazing! But after you actually changed it...
Yes?
Has the atmosphere changed a little?
Yes!
Before that, it was really slippery.
But after that...
But it's an amazing story, isn't it?
To be honest...
Taking in the elements of music and doing manzai...
Right!
It's not Aiko's information...
It's Tom Browne's information!
He can say everything because it's his own information.
Thanks to Aiko-san!
Amazing!
Like this...
There is a truth that I found out after listening to Aiko-san for a long time.
Here it is!
Aiko's song is a prescription for all worries.
That's a nice word, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
The lyrics are comforting.
The melody is also encouraging.
There are various solutions.
That's why...
There are various worries that we gathered in this show.
So, we're going to give Aiko-san answers to those worries.
Using Aiko-san!
Yes, I can do it.
That's an amazing skill.
Then, let's talk about your worries.
Recently, you broke up with someone you've been dating since high school.
You told him goodbye yourself.
Now that you're gone, you regret that you fell in love with him for the first time.
You'll meet him again in five years.
What should you do from now on?
You've been dating for a long time, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Since high school, right?
Well, now...
Red Galileo!
Yes.
Red Galileo!
Yes.
It's not funny at all!
It's not funny!
I hope it's funny!
Don't say that!
But you did it!
Yes!
This is it.
It's Elias.
Your back is far away, I have to notice you at the end, are you stupid?
This is it.
It's amazing.
That's it.
If I find you in 5 years, I'll let go of my spine and call you.
Is it that obvious?
It's 5 years later.
The number is also correct.
If you find her in 5 years, you should let go of your spine and call her, right?
You should ask Elias.
It's amazing.
I didn't know that.
The number is also correct.
If you ask her, you'll know.
Really?
I'm confident about it.
Let's move on.
Two years ago, on a rainy day, my girlfriend fell in love with me.
It's quite dramatic.
I still can't forget about her.
Even now, whenever it rains, I remember it and cry.
At this point, it sounds like a lyric.
That's right.
It's like a big rain two years ago.
It's written like a lyric.
That's it.
It's fast.
Is it this one?
How to make her look back.
There is a title like this.
What kind of lyric is it?
It's been two years since she looked back at me in the rain.
This one?
It's been two years.
It's raining a lot.
We're in sync together.
If you're going to apologize, apologize now.
You're going forward in your problems.
It's a rule, isn't it?
No, it's not.
At the end of the song, "Even when it's raining and a rainbow appears,"
I still remember it.
Is it true?
It's gonna be sunny for sure!
It's perfect as a consultation, but...
It's perfect.
It's amazing.
Didn't you make it up from the song?
Yes, I did.
Don't you doubt Mr. Nezuchi?
Don't do it together!
Mr. Nezuchi will come and say, "I thought it was a lie."
It's not the same thing!
It's suspicious.
Can we say it now?
Yes, we can.
Can we say it now?
Yes, we can.
If you say it, we'll believe you.
I think I saw it somewhere.
Go ahead!
If you have someone you like and you want to tell them your feelings,
but you don't have the courage to do it because you think you'll break up,
what should you do?
I see.
You should break up.
You should break up with your friends.
You don't want to lose your current relationship.
I made it up.
Okay.
Poop...
What is that?!
Give me a break!
You can't say that to Mr. Aiko!
I can't!
You can't say that!
I can't say "poop" to you!
You're kidding me!
You said "poop" to me!
Don't joke with me!
Don't joke with me! You're not popular at all!
You're not more popular than us!
You haven't done anything yet!
You're not popular even though you haven't done anything yet!
I don't care about you!
You're not popular because you're not popular!
Shut up!
I'm sure you're not popular because you're not popular!
Hurry up and poop!
Let's do it in the theater!
You're amazing!
But you know that I can't say "poop" now, right?
You say it all the time!
I don't know why, but I really like it now.
We could tell that you like it a lot.
That's right.
In that sense...
I'd like you to listen to it more and more.
That's amazing!
How do you do that?
We'll do it for you!
That's awesome!
Hello!
Everybody!
Happy Kogi de wazaimasu!
Thank you for having me!
We're the Mask Broadcasting Club.
What I'm about to say is a lie!
What?
I'm glad you're glad.
I'm a teacher like you.
I'm a teacher of movie music.
Is that so?
Movie music?
Yes.
Music that plays in a movie or a movie.
The moment when a video and music are perfectly combined!
That's the best!
We don't know how to combine things.
Don't talk like you know what we're talking about.
What are you talking about?
Stop it.
Don't do it.
I know.
Are you okay?
Well...
It's okay.
There's nothing!
I don't think there's such a thing!
I'm sorry.
You often fight, don't you?
Yes, we do.
Aiko is dragging it.
Of course!
It's not bad.
I'm glad you're glad.
Here is the first Kogi.
Music hits you hard. I made a movie about a sick comedian Michio.
I am often told that I am sick and violent, but it's all because of the movie.
Don't rub it all into the movie.
I'll kill you. Stop it.
It's also because of the movie.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry, Morimoto.
This time, I will introduce a work that inspired me more with music and video.
That's a great work of introduction.
First of all, this work.
Here you go.
Pulp Fiction.
The song is "Without You".
Have you ever seen it?
I have.
Doesn't everyone have it?
Oh, you've seen it.
I haven't.
Oh, you haven't?
Oh, I'm going to beat you up.
Why?
Why do you always have bad eyes?
I'll pull out your organs and beat you up.
Stop it.
Is there such a scene?
It's violent, but it feels like a pun.
It's interesting to see the opposites coming together.
There's a lot of blood, but it's literary.
You're having a normal conversation, but you suddenly get angry and start a riot.
After that, there's a moment when Dick Dale's "missile" goes "boom".
This is a super ecstasy, so I hope you'll watch it.
Super ecstasy.
It brings back memories.
Same as last time, remember?
You're crowd control.
I'll handle employees.
I love you, pumpkin.
I love you, honey bunny.
Everybody be cool! This is a robbery!
This moment!
It starts from here!
It's cool, isn't it?
Yes!
There are a lot of Nogizaka46 scenes.
This is a big hit of Pachinko.
It's exciting!
This is exciting!
That's right!
There are a lot of Nogizaka46 scenes where you can expect this movie.
It's a good opening.
Next is this work.
Here you go!
"Kick Us"!
Yes!
It's a song called "Bad Reputation".
Yes!
I've seen it!
It's a hit.
The role of Chloe Grace Moretz.
Yes!
She was still a child role.
Yes!
She's pretty cool.
Yes!
Please pay attention to her facial expressions and watch it.
It's a scene where she rides in a car.
Yes!
The movie has changed.
How do you like it, Mina-chan?
It's really cool.
The lyrics are also linked.
Yes, the lyrics don't care about popularity.
The lyrics are linked with the scene where a girl beats up an adult.
It's a wonderful scene.
The next one is also from Mushroom Man.
It's a movie called "King's Man".
The song is "Give It Up".
I've seen it.
Me too.
It's a violent scene, but it's always a smart impression.
It's violent and scary, but it's smart and doesn't break the feeling of an American gentleman.
This is the charm of this movie.
There's a scene where people start rioting.
The song has a disco-like feeling to it.
I can't get enough of it.
I recommend that the song and the scene are linked.
People are starting to rampage.
It's okay if it's more serious music, right?
The situation is scary and there is a riot all over the world.
The protagonist is fighting at the end of an evil organization, but such a cheerful song comes out.
Isn't it crazy?
How was it?
Yes, I like it very much.
Huh?
You don't like it at all.
I don't think so.
Oh, is that so?
But all the recommended movies look very interesting.
It looks interesting.
It's short but it's good.
Yes, it's good.
You will be caught.
It's very interesting.
I don't want to be caught in a movie.
What you are doing is like Kon Arimura.
Like Ari Kon.
Please recommend me a movie.
Ari Kon.
How was it, Tama-san and Asuka-san?
Both of you were interesting.
You don't have to worry about it at all.
Oh, really?
I made a lot of mistakes.
No, you didn't.
I think it's good for you to say what you like.
That's right.
On the contrary, I think it's because of Morimoto.
It's like you have to do it.
No, it's not like that.
On the contrary, it's not good.
No, why is it my fault?
What are you talking about?
You two did a good job.
You dressed up like Sugi-chan in long sleeves.
You are not wild at all.
No, I'm not.
You are not wild at all in long sleeves, Sugi-chan.
That's right.
What's going on?
What's wrong with you?
What?
You don't like it?
But, you know...
Do your best.
Why?
Think of something.
Do your best.
Thank you very much.
I'll do my best.