AISubs v3.4
♪ The best song is...
♪ A joke! With a super happy smile!
♪ Who will be the star of the day?
♪ Watch it all and have fun!
♪ It's almost time!
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Today's segment is...
Who is the star of tonight's skit?
- Me! - Sugaura Satsuki.
- Yes! - Please tell us the title of the skit.
"Babumi-sensei" Episode 3!
- Yes! - This is also Episode 3.
Babumi-sensei is a high school teacher who came from the bubble era!
So far, she has solved the problems of the director who is too serious!
I feel like my head is clearing up.
And this time, Babumi-sensei will cheer for love with all her might!
Will it work out?
I'll tell you my name!
Don't look at me! I'm kidding!
Yoshiko-chan!
Babumi-sensei is getting worse and worse.
- Looks good! - Looks good!
C-coming to a store like this on our way home from school...
Doesn't that mean we're not good enough?
- In-chan, you're too serious. - That's right.
- We have to enjoy school life. - That's right.
So why do I have to pay for everything you guys eat?!
- Because it's normal for Babumi-sensei to pay for the food. - Who's paying for it, you bastard?!
- I'm sorry! I'll pay for it! - No, it's fine.
- You just got out of your part-time job. - I'll pay for it.
- Then I won't hold back! - Thank you for the food!
- It's my first time. - It's your first time, huh?
How is it?
It's great!
It's so good!
The hamburger meat is mixed with the original sauce and it's the best combination!
You're so serious. I'll make you eat it.
I'm glad you like it.
Let's eat the potatoes, too.
Thank you for waiting for the burger you ordered.
It's me. Thank you for waiting.
Nakanishi...Aro?
Huh?
It's you, Okuda! It's my first time coming to a place like this.
Don't look at me like I'm a tourist!
Why did you show me a place like this?
Oh, yes! That's right!
Aro, why are you here?
I'm working part-time.
I see...
Take it easy. See you at school.
At school...
Thank you!
Huh?
What? Who was that? The president's boyfriend?!
B-b-boyfriend?! We're not that close!
Huh?!
Do you like me?
Y-you like me?!
M-me?!
N-no way...
Confess your love!
C-confess?!
I don't think you're a bad person.
D-don't you think so?!
I'm a life guidance...
lookout!
Oh, no!
H-how did it turn out like this?!
What did she say?!
I'm not doing business anymore!
I want to tell my mom!
Tell your mom?!
I can't look at you!
Hello!
Sorry for the sudden visit, I'm MAMSHU!
I'm a high school life guidance teacher.
My name is SUGAWARA...
BABUMI!
A life guidance teacher like BABUMI doesn't sound like you at all!
Well then, let's get started!
Oh no! Oh no!
Hmm...
Who could it be?
She's looking for someone in the middle of nowhere!
Whoa!
How did you find me?!
How did you know?!
You scared me!
You found me so fast!
Come on, everyone!
You're not allowed to eat out at my school!
I'm sorry!
I've never had a hamburger before and I wanted to try it...
But you all brought me here...
So it's my fault!
No!
I told you we should go together...
No!
I told you I was hungry...
Everyone...
Babumi-sensei, I can't hold back my tears anymore!
I'll let you all off the hook this time!
Thank you so much!
Let's go home!
Yeah!
Wait a minute!
Is it okay if I don't call you Nakanishi-kun?
Nakanishi-kun?
Nakanishi-kun?!
Why did you call me that?
Actually...
I like you, Nakanishi-kun, who works here...
Wait a minute!
How could you say that?!
Shut up!
That's a lie!
Then...
Babumi-sensei's special love lesson...
Begins now!
Yay!
I'm so happy!
Let's go!
I'm so happy!
Chief...
How are you going to confess your love?
C-confess my love?
Are you going to start here too?
Here we go again.
These two are here again.
I can't wait for this.
These two were also life guidance.
You're right.
Hurry up and come back!
Here we go, Irohachi. How are you going to confess your love?
I don't know at all.
You don't know, do you?
Okay, Mokujo!
This is how you say it, Irohachi.
She's giving me an example.
Yappi! I love you!
I don't know!
I love you!
She can't talk!
She can't say it!
This is perfect!
What?
Huh? She's back.
That's not going to happen.
Look me in the eye and say "I love you."
Don't talk like that.
Really?
It's okay.
Do your best.
These two are really decent.
Gabi!
What's up with her?
Oh, Okuda.
I'm going up on my part-time job.
In-chan, won't you confess your love?
You can do it!
Nakanishi!
In-chan!
What's wrong?
Um...
- Go for it! - You can do it!
I... I like you!
Please be my friend.
I can't be your friend.
- What? - What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?
What should I do?
- M-Make me your fiance! - Are you that young, too?!
You're a serious one.
Huh?
- This is... - Did he say it?
- I'm glad you did it! - I'm glad you did it!
- Now that ABEC is born... - ABEC?
Let's all... Let's dancing!
Okay! Studying and love - doing it with all your might is youth!
Study and love - perfect!
- Be happy here! - What's wrong with you?!
Finally, the time has come!
Baki...ku!
Today's director is bad.
Wow, it was really noisy today.
Yes, I was surprised to see Gaby's face like that.
I won't die.
No, I practiced that at home, watching videos.
Don't practice at home right away! It's a good thing, though.
It's been a while since I've been a director.
So I was like, "Huh? Where did that voice come from?"
It was difficult for me to regain my sense of being a director.
That's a great role.
Kikki, you've been saying in your script, "Don't forget, don't forget."
I'm still in high school.
High school?
I've been through a lot of things like being a yankee.
With the spirit of graduating high school,
I've been doing yoga very cleanly.
There's a hidden setting.
It's like, "I like Ito-kun."
Let's do it in public!
Let's do it in public.
Next up is this segment!
Previously popular show in Heisei era, "I want to know what's in the box!"
Second half!
This time, the challengers are...
I want to know what's in the box!
You said you were fine with anything.
Last time, they chased Kawasaki Sakura in "I want to know what's in the box!"
Let's show it to the other members.
Here!
What's that?
Actually, this is...
A wig used in "Skit" before.
Good evening.
I'm Faccino.
Faccino?
You have a lot of hair in your clothes.
What's that?
Let's show it to the other members.
Here!
There's no poison in it.
Wouldn't it be dangerous if there was?
Now, it's Sensei's challenge.
He wants to know what's inside.
Now, start!
Scary!
I feel like my eyes are meeting when I'm here.
It's amazing.
It's big.
It's big, isn't it?
It's pretty close.
Pretty close.
It's kind of dry.
I wonder what it is.
Why? Why? What is it?
Shall we go down?
It looks like a mantis.
What is it?
It's hair.
A human?
I don't know!
Yes, yes.
Akimoto sensei!
That's not necessary!
Akimoto sensei is not necessary.
It's difficult from here on.
This is...
I'm happy.
I might only know "all".
I want you to know "all".
Yes.
But this is probably a human face, right?
There is a chin, there is a nose...
A little higher...
Well, it's not that...
The upper part...
Let me focus on it.
Yes, yes, that...
I know it, but...
What?
You...
I have a memory of this body, but...
This finished case...
Finished case...
Is it Al Pacino's wig?
That's correct!
Amazing!
You know it!
Eh, it's like...
My hair is sticking out from here!
You pulled it out!
My hair is sticking out!
Look, look...
From here...
It's disgusting!
Let's choose the next challenger.
The next challenger is...
Nao Nao and Ogawa-chan!
Eh?
I haven't done it yet.
Well, it's impossible for me to do it alone.
I'll do it one by one.
Eh, I'm scared! I'm scared!
What should I do?
After this,
the six-year-old burning group will become huge!
Super Nogizaka Stars are born!
Among these four people, who will you choose?
New Nogizaka Stars are born!
Blu-ray Box Episode 3 is on sale now!
It's impossible! Exclusive version unreleased scenes too!
If you're frustrated, you can try it!
Let's have everyone but the challenger look at the board.
Here it is!
Wow!
Huh?!
Is it okay for me to be in such a room?
Is something going on?
It's moving a lot!
Wow!
Is it okay?
It's moving a lot!
Huh? Isn't this real?
Now, it's Nao Nao and Ogawa-chan's challenge!
They want to know what's inside the box!
Now, start!
Wow, it's moving a little slowly.
It's making a lot of noise, isn't it?
It's making a lot of noise.
It's true!
Nao Nao is against it too.
Huh?!
What is this?!
Huh?!
It's moving a lot!
How far can you touch it?
It's pretty much in the middle.
It's still okay.
More in the middle. More in the middle.
Wow!
Will you ever get bitten?
We never know.
No one might bite you.
MORE in the middle. MORE in the middle.
Ogawa-chan, more in the middle. More in the middle.
Ogawa-chan, more here. More here.
More here. More here.
Huh?!
What could go in there?!
A little more. A little more.
Can you touch it for a little longer?
Yes, yes, yes. It's okay, it's okay.
Naon, you can go further in.
Go further in. Further in.
Did you touch anything?
What is this? Oh, it's open!
Oh, wait, is it Naon's finger?
Eh? It's not good, it's not good.
The two of them met in a box!
It's open!
Ah, it's over there.
Ah! Wait!
What's wrong?
Is it someone's finger?
As expected.
What is this? It's scary.
It's scary.
Naon, Naon, a little more.
You're touching it, right?
I'm touching it.
A little more.
What is this?
It's moving a lot, it's moving a lot.
It's moving a lot.
Naon, a little more.
What is this?
It's warm, it's warm!
Your hands are wet.
Did blood come out of your hands?
Is it a brain?
It's not a brain!
Your hands are wet.
What is this?
Ah, but you're touching it.
Ah, it feels like it's made of something.
Ah, I know!
It's like a bamboo stick.
Correct!
So, the correct answer is a lion's mane!
Please take a look.
Lion's mane.
Ah, I see!
Lion's mane.
Next, we will have you sing a famous song of Heisei.
These are the members who will sing for us.
Hiyohimo!
What will you sing for us today?
I will sing "In order for my grandfather's kindness to overflow".
I see.
The queen of crying songs, who sings various genres of songs with overwhelming singing ability.
This song is a main song ballad, which sings one's love for one's loved one forever, even if they are apart.
This song has been requested by viewers to sing it.
I see.
You have already accepted such requests.
Did you know about this song?
Yes, I did.
Actually, I always sang this song in karaoke.
I see.
Didn't you send it to the show yourself?
You are good at singing.
Are you good at singing?
Yes, I am good at singing.
You like singing.
How will you sing for us today?
I will start with the beginning of the song.
I would like to attract people who are listening to me.
I would like to compare myself in the past with myself in the present and sing for myself.
Do you want to say goodbye to yourself in the past?
No, I don't.
You don't want to say goodbye, do you?
I don't want to say goodbye.
After this, Ioki Mao won Oha-Con!
When I wake up, I'm always
in the same scenery
I can't even see
what's important
You taught me
the meaning of life and that joy
I feel like I can say "maybe it's okay"
with that unsatisfied smile
Everything that wraps you up
feels like it's overflowing with kindness
I won't get lost
and will continue to love you
No matter what happens,
I'll be by your side
Even if it rains
Even if the wind blows
I don't feel cold now
Warmth is always in my heart
I'll never lose it, thank you
Everything that wraps you up
Kindness overflows
I won't get lost
I will continue to love you
No matter what happens
I'll be by your side
Even when we're apart
I'll be by your side
Thank you very much.
Mao has a very gentle voice and I had the image of her singing a soft song.
But in her kindness, she has a very sincere voice.
I haven't heard such a voice from Mao before.
I think this song will show more of Mao's goodness.
She has a beautiful heart and is a good girl.
Because Mao loves Mao, she can sing such a beautiful song.
I was impressed by Mao's past self.
Do you envy Mao's beautiful heart?
I'm very envious of Mao's heart.
I'm dark-skinned.
Next Week
The next "Super Nogizaka" star is...
The lovebirds of "Super Nogizaka", the three sisters of Itou family, are making a fuss!
I've been found out.
Tehe!
Don't shoot me!
Damn it!
If you remember it, throw it away!
Furthermore...
To be honest about what the members wanted to say from day to day...
I want to say it out loud!
What is it?
My stomach hurts.
When I hugged him, he said...
Why?!
What kind of family did you grow up in?!
Look forward to it!
On Hulu, behind the scenes of the program,
Super Nogizaka Star is born!
We will deliver an extreme challenge!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!