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Who will it be tomorrow?
Look at it all and have more fun!
A little more excitement!
Passion! Go! Go!
Thank you for coming tonight.
Thank you for having me.
What? Why are you staring at me like that?
Really, on very important days, I always twist my neck.
For example?
It was the first time for me to be selected for the first music video I took.
Moreover, it was already the day of the close-up.
All morning, I was like, "Hey, shooting, my neck is twisted and it hurts!"
I kept saying it.
Really.
There was one more.
There was an important shooting of An-an's cover.
I was really looking forward to appearing in it in my dream.
Then, when I woke up in the morning, my neck didn't move at all.
Do you think we are doctors?
Why don't you explain your symptoms to us?
I want you to know that it was a really serious day.
Thank you.
Have you all twisted your neck on an important day or made a big mistake?
Inori, how about you?
A big mistake?
There are two types of mistakes.
Basically, I can do anything.
That's a great way of handling it.
Let's start with the skit for today.
Who is the main character of tonight's skit?
Yes.
Nao Nao.
Please tell us the title of the skit.
It's "AI Robot Naoki".
"AI Robot Naoki".
What kind of skit is this?
I become a cool human-type cleaning robot...
and show off my skills in a mail-order program.
I see.
I tried to be cool, so I hope you'll laugh at me.
Tomisato Nao, who usually gives cool instructions to the members, challenges to be a man.
She becomes a cool AI robot and drops women one after another.
Please pay attention to Naoki's facial expression when he becomes a chicken.
Shall we watch the video together, kitten?
"Nogista Shopping"!
"Nogista Shopping" starts now.
A buyer who sells 100 million yen in 17 minutes is Hatanaka.
I'm assistant, Ichinose Miku.
And today's guests are...
laughter monster Shunsuke Ito and...
super idol Teresa Ikeda.
Thank you for having me.
No, no, don't suddenly raise the hurdle in the opening!
You're right!
As expected of you!
I haven't done anything yet, though.
By the way, everyone...
do you usually clean your house?
Well, well, we do it at home.
That's right.
Maybe it's just a hobby.
Well, it's pretty difficult every day, isn't it?
But you say you do it, don't you?
We do it.
That's right.
Cleaning every day is hard, isn't it?
It's hard, isn't it?
You don't listen to me at all.
Recently popular robot vacuum cleaner...
Yes, yes.
Have you ever used it?
I have one at home.
Oh, really?
It's convenient, isn't it?
It cleans everything for you, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
But can you clean the corners of the house?
No, recently it's been easier to clean the corners of the house.
That's right.
As expected, robot vacuum cleaners are very convenient...
Yes, yes.
But it's not easy to clean corners of the house.
You don't listen to me at all!
You say you can do it, don't you?
It's pretty difficult, isn't it?
It's not "it's not."
So today...
What's with this voice?!
We'll introduce you to an A.I. robot that's perfect for cleaning.
An A.I. robot...
That's right, there's an A.I. robot right now.
That's right!
Today we'll introduce you to...
A.I. robot...
Naoki!
A.I. robot...
Naoki...
Huh?
He's so cool!
Hello.
I'm A.I. robot...
Naoki.
Wow...
Isn't he like a human?
I know, right?
Yes.
But actually...
This Naoki...
Is a human-type...
A.I. robot!
Why only that?!
A.I. robot!
There's no such thing as raising only the alphabet!
Right?!
Well then, shall we actually look at it?
Yes.
Over there...
There's a plate that's been dirtied with magic.
Yes.
Well then, Ichinose-san...
Can you wash the plate?
Yes!
Ichinose-san has it, right?
It's been dirtied with oil-based magic...
Ah, that's right!
It's been dirtied with oil-based magic...
That's enough!
I don't know the rules!
Right?!
Like where to raise it...
Ichinose-san, let's have you clean it up.
How is it?
Hmm...
Well...
It doesn't come off at all...
That's right...
It's been dirty for a long time...
When it's oil-based, it doesn't come off easily...
Cleaning is difficult...
Over there...
A.I. robot!
That's enough!
Don't say things like Lupin III!
It's Naoki's turn!
Eh?!
Is it because he's strong?
Eh?! It doesn't look like it...
Right?!
He's a good boy...
- Huh?! - Huh?!
The water's cold, isn't it?
I'll warm it up for you from behind, so hang in there...
My beloved Miku.
Okay!
Hang in there!
- It fell! - So that's how it works!
- You did a good job! - Wow!
- You did a good job! - Yes!
- What's with him?! - Yes...
- And like this, even such stubborn dirt can be removed cleanly! - You dropped it, Ichinose-san!
- It's not Naoki! - This is Naoki's power! - It's not Naoki's power!
- Furthermore, it's useful for cleaning as well! - Huh?!
- Well then, Ikeda-san, can you clean that dirty table as usual? - Yes!
Please do!
- Ikeda-san, will you clean it again? - Hmm...
- It's just a regular cleaning, right? - Well, yes...
- I'm done! - You're done! - Yes!
- It looks clean at first glance, but there's still a little bit of dust left! - Can you see it from there?!
- Yes! - I can't really see it, though... - At a time like this, it's Naoki's turn!
He's a good boy...
- It's coming! It's coming! Ikeda-san, it's coming from behind you! - Thank you for cleaning it for me...
- N-no, it's nothing...
- A dirty table doesn't suit you, who is beautiful...
I love you.
Good luck.
Yes!
All right!
You still have a little more to go.
Yes!
Hang in there. Just a little more.
How do you like it?
You're beautiful now. Good job.
I love you.
That's not fair!
Like this...
That's not how you do it!
Usually, you can't reach it, but you're so beautiful that you can't reach it.
But you're not an A.I.
You're an A.I. robot, Naoki.
Your order is...
Hurry up!
It's not "hurry up."
Yes!
Huh? Itou-san?
Huh?
It seems like you're still not sure about your order.
I'm not sure about it...
Itou-san, you don't have to worry about it.
After you place your order, you can return it within one week.
Oh, you can return it?
Yes.
Return it?
Do you want to break up with me?
Even though I love you so much...
I won't do it.
I won't return it!
She suits you!
We're together!
You're together?
How do you like it?
I think she thinks you're too easy.
And now, we also have an A.I. robot with adult charm,
Kaki!
I'll buy both of them!
Well then!
Nogisa Shopping, please contact us earlier!
It's frustrating, but it looks like it's going to sell a lot.
How was it for you, Naoki?
I can't watch it.
It was popular, Naoki.
You can watch it a lot, can't you?
It's "Ichinose", so it's a serious reaction, isn't it?
When I rehearsed, my ears turned red.
Here is the video.
I was like "Oh my god" and I got used to it after watching rehearsals many times, but it was a real embarrassment for me.
I thought I wanted it because I couldn't clean up, but I was so excited when I saw it myself that I might not be able to clean up.
When I first hugged a first-year student like this, everyone was like "What?!"
Naoki doesn't go that far.
Next up is Heisei's famous song.
These members will sing it for us.
Kawasaki Sakura, Nino Enagi, Tomita and Nao.
Oh, how cute.
Who is it?
It looks like a girl band from a running club.
What song is it?
It's Shishamo's "Kimi to Summer Festival" (You and Summer Festival)
It's Shishamo!
Three-piece band Shishamo will sing "Skutto Soukaina Summer Chaiz"
It's a big hit song that draws girls who want to have fun with boys, but don't want to be attracted to it because it's too exciting.
It's a young people's classic summer song.
It's played in many places.
Really?
Can you tell if you listen to it?
I think you can tell if you listen to it.
I want to listen to it.
You can listen to it.
Kawasaki and Nao sang "Tomorrow too" (Ashita mo) before.
I'm very happy.
I sang it about a year ago.
Really?
It was a very early time for Japanese people.
Many Japanese people told me that it was very good and I like it now.
Even though "New Nogizaka Star Birthday" was born last season, I like "Tomorrow too" very much.
I sang it with the two singers.
I'm happy to sing it again this time.
Why do you say like you sing it with yourself?
We sang it together before.
Nagi sang like "Koitai" for this song.
I want to see it.
Shut up.
After this, special generation is waiting for it.
They will show their classic song with cute dance.
Birth of a super Nogizaka star
I will do my best. Thank you.
Thank you.
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Recording of the talk that I challenged for the first time alone
Speak here in your ear
It would be nice to make a promise to go to summer with that guy who is still embarrassed
Riding too much I'm just attracted, I decided to enjoy it sparingly
But I can't stand my favorite rockstar, a rockstar in a suit on a midsummer stage
What doesn't stop is my sweat Or my feelings for you The dripping love
Oh, please save me from spilling, what I can't stop is the anticipation of summer, it might be a summer I'll never forget
It seems like we came ten minutes ago, the place where we were before, the scenery is different
Ah, I found out again, even though I was serious, you were next to me looking down
You look into my eyes, time seems to stand still, smile a little, you say, 'cause I see a new you
I looked away in haste, it's our love that won't stop, this summer, don't let it end.
But it's been a long time since I've danced, or rather, I've been doing a song, so it's been a lot of fun, and I've had a lot of eye contact , and I've even matched things up.
How is your teacher?
Yeah, I was really nervous.
what are you
This is the member who will sing next.
Are there Ogawa or Nakanishi? It's kind of tropical, but what kind of song will you sing?
We will sing "the boom" island song.
"the boom" is a song that has recorded more than 1.5 million hits including Okinawan folk songs.
It is not only popular in Japan but also overseas.
In 2002, it was chosen as an official support song of the soccer world cup Argentina.
Do you know this song?
Of course I know it.
Oh you know it.
How about you?
I didn't know it.
Oh you didn't know it.
But I heard it is my dad's favorite song.
How about you? It is a famous song of Okinawa.
Well, this song is...
Oh, right.
Actually, in addition to us two, a very special guest will sing with us.
Oh, you just forgot about the guest, didn't you?
That's right, but he will sing for us.
Oh, is he coming?
Yes.
Thank you in advance.
Uncle Nice, Uncle Nice.
It's been a while since you've been here.
I've become a butterfly.
Because no guests have come.
How about you two?
You don't usually sing with Hatanaka, do you?
But Hatanaka-san...
She's nervous.
She's nervous to meet a star.
I'm such a good person.
I've always wanted to sing with you, Hatanaka-san.
I knew it.
I'm very happy.
I asked you to sing in rehearsal.
I took out the sound as much as I could.
Everyone was serious.
I was the only one who was nervous.
It was a very strange atmosphere.
Why don't you pick it up?
This song is also quite difficult.
One octave below where we are singing.
It comes in suddenly and sings.
That's very difficult.
It came in suddenly and sang like this.
I made a mistake and something I didn't know came in.
After this, Oswald and Hatanaka will also participate.
They will play "Ogawaaya" and "Okinawa no kaze wo fukasemasu".
"Riengo no hana ga saki" "Kaze wo yobi" "Arashi ga kita"
"Riengo ga saki" "Mitare" "Kaze wo yobi" "Arashi ga kita" "Kurikaesu kanashimi" "wa" "shimawataru namiro yo" "Uchinu mori" "de" "anata" "to" "deai"
"Uchinu shita" "de" "chiyo" "ni" "sayonutara" "shimau" "dayo" "kaze" "ni" "nori" "dori" "to" "tomo" "ni" "tobi" "wo" "atae" "shimau" "dayo" "kaze" "ni" "nori" "todoke" "te" "okore"
Give me back my tears.
Sea, universe, gods and lives,
Let us be betrayed for eternity.
Get on the sand and sing in the wind.
Reach me and touch my love.
Thank you very much.
It was really good.
At the end, when everyone sang "la la la", you had eyes and sang very happily.
You sang like children of Okinawa.
You were a very beautiful girl.
She was good at singing.
Did you sing like Okinawan girls?
Yes, I did.
What was it called?
It's one of the types of fists in Okinawan Miyo, but it's called "chichijin".
You've finally become a chichijin user.
Where did you learn it?
I've never done it before.
I heard about it and tried it somehow.
I don't think it's the right thing to do, but I tried it as a Miyo user.
You're amazing.
My father used it because of me, but I also used it because of my mother.
You don't have a mother, do you?
Next time...
I want to fill this summer diary with memories of you.
So, let's go play together.
The next "Super Nogizaka Star" is...
Ninawari Datchu's "Yabu!"
Skit is "Professor Abumi's 3rd Episode".
She jumps out of the classroom and rages!
I'm sorry!
It's me.
She's a serious director and...
Nakanishi!
She wants to know what's in the song!
"Studio Panic"!
It's you, Akimoto!
No way!
And more!
She'll sing her favorite song!
Look forward to it!
"Super Nogizaka Star" will be aired on Hulu!