AISubs v3.4
Sing! The best song ever!
Laugh! With a happy smile
Who will tell you today?
Look at it all and have fun
It's a little fun
Come on! Go! Go! Go!
Thank you for having me. I'm Oswald. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you for having me.
"Let's start with "Skit"."
"Who is the star of "Skit"?"
Me!
Huh? Your voice is a little different.
I'm Kawa-chi-ni-ki of Pasha-no-chan.
Okay.
Actually...
"I used to sing "Ponyo" on the cliff as a five- year-old."
Sugawara Satsuki and Tomi Sato's...
"They became five-year-olds again in "Skit"."
"I'm crazy about "Skit" because I don't know girls' hearts."
You'll get angry if you don't watch it until the end.
I'll get angry!
Hey, what's up?
It's July 1st.
Today, Nao-chan and Papa and I
played in the park!
Ta-dah!
This is cute, isn't it?
It's cute!
Don't lie!
It's not!
It's Tomorukuchi!
Ah, Papa!
Hmm?
Look, look!
What?
Stupid!
I made a back!
Wow, it's cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
Nao-chan looks like a castle princess!
Really?
Hmm!
Yeah!
Hmm!
Papa, I made a mountain, too!
Oh, you made a mountain?
Yes, it's cute, isn't it?
You look like a mountain guardian!
What's a guardian, Papa?
It means you're really cute!
Really? I'm happy!
Papa, I'm thirsty.
You're thirsty?
I'm thirsty.
Alright, I'll go buy you some juice,
so you two can have fun here!
Yes! Thank you!
I'm happy!
See you later!
Bye-bye!
What kind of juice is it?
See you later!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
You're late!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
The movie's about to start!
I'm sorry!
Well, whatever. Let's go.
Ah, wait a minute!
What?
How do I look today?
Well, I think you look good.
Let's go, then.
Wait!
What?
Do you know
what's different about me today?
That's a difficult quiz!
This isn't the time for it!
We won't make it to the movie!
Let's go!
That's enough!
What?
I'm going home!
She's mad!
What do you mean, 'going home'?
Alright, fine.
I'll send you home.
Don't come back!
What?
No way!
She moved!
Should we go?
Let's go!
That's fine.
What is it?
Huh?
Did you get into a fight with that weird girl?
Well, it's not really a fight. She's just mad at me.
Why is she mad at me?
Maybe she's mad at you. Don't you know?
Don't you know?
No, I don't know why she's mad at me.
You're stupid.
What?
How old are you?
I'm 33 years old.
You didn't praise me for my clothes.
Of course you did!
Why are you talking like you're playing hide-and- seek?
Of course you did!
You two didn't get together.
Of course you did!
But you praised me for my clothes earlier.
You really did.
What is it?
Here you go.
Thank you for waiting.
Something's about to start.
Scheisse!
It's about to start, isn't it?
Hey, hey.
How do you like my clothes today?
I like them, too!
Here!
She's really angry at you.
Who were you talking about?
My brother.
Me?
She's telling you casually,
that she likes you, right?
No, I don't say it like that!
No, you don't!
Impossible!
She's been late.
She's got a bad side, too!
I'm not the only one!
Big Bro!
It hurts so much!
Where does it hurt?!
It hurts so much!
Big Sis didn't just want to go see a movie.
She wanted to watch a movie with you.
That's the same thing.
Huh?
Are you stupid?
How old are you?
I'm 33. I told you.
A movie is not the most important thing.
A date with you is the most important thing.
That's why I cut my hair.
That's right. You cut your hair.
I didn't know you cut your hair.
Don't start again.
What are you talking about?
Do you know what's different about me today?
She's making fun of me, too.
It's not the time for such a quiz.
This!
Not this.
Why did you cut your hair?
When a woman asks me what's different about me today,
I only cut my hair or changed my lipstick.
Do you know, brother?
Do you know what this quiz is about?
The set was perfect.
It's only possible because I cut my hair.
That's right.
It's impossible.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I did something bad to Iroha.
Let's go to the station.
It's not too late.
You guys saw it, right?
But I'm telling you not to come.
And chasing me is a violation of manners.
Are you stupid?
Don't you know?
Why are you so angry?
If you're going to step on girls, you have to step on me.
Don't you know?
That's violence.
Don't come in the middle of the date.
It's a betrayal to chase me.
Idiot.
Hurry up and step on me.
I can't forgive you.
Sao-chan, Ha-chan.
I bought you some juice.
Thank you.
Orange juice?
Yes, it's orange juice.
Officially, it's "orange".
"Orange".
Your English is getting better.
Iroha, I'm sorry for everything.
No, I'm sorry for getting angry.
"Orange" is delicious.
Sao-chan, Ha-chan.
All right, let's go.
Let's go home.
We did it, "Orange".
Sao-chan and Papa, you've lost weight recently, haven't you?
That's right.
I worked hard and lost weight for you two.
Isn't it amazing?
But it's not good to have a diet that drastically reduces carbohydrates.
If you don't work out and raise your basic targets, you'll be determined to lose weight.
Papa, you shouldn't do that.
You two are really strict.
You two are amazing.
Thank you very much.
I feel like I've used the most calories I've ever seen in my life.
It's embarrassing.
I don't feel like I'm five years old.
You're talking like you're drunk because you're too excited.
It's okay for me to get older, isn't it?
That's right.
I'd like you to increase the number of other sacrifices.
Who can do it? Kikito doesn't seem like he can do it.
What do you think?
Nagi can do it, too.
Nagi should do it, too.
But Nagi is like a baby.
She sleeps in the dressing room during break time and wakes up like this.
So Nagi is a candidate.
Inori doesn't care about women's minds.
Do you care about women's minds?
On the contrary, I'm afraid of being noticed too much.
You think you're watching too much.
But there are things I want you to notice.
You're cute.
Quiz! About five students!
I heard you want to know more about it!
This quiz is based on the interview we did with everyone before.
This time, the person with the least number of answers will play a penalty game.
Think carefully and answer.
What is it? Such a surprise?
Let's get started. Quiz! Five students!
Quiz! Five students!
What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
The first thing I do...
I look in the mirror.
You're like Ichinose.
I shake my mouth.
I make contact.
I listen to music.
What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is...
Here is the question.
What is the first thing Inoue Nagi does when she wakes up in the morning?
Everyone, please answer to Flip.
I also have a Flip.
You should also participate in this time.
Nagi-chan's way of holding Flip is really strong.
It's really fast.
Then, other than Nagi-chan, the answer is...
Open!
First, Togawa-chan.
Is it reality or dream? Check it out.
It's scary.
I said that.
Nagi-chan tends to go to parallel world.
The teacher says "two times", "three times", "four times"...
Even if it's true, it's like a secret.
I've stayed with Nagi or traveled with Nagi.
I set an alarm so many times that I almost died.
I see.
And Kawasaki-senshu does...
Shakkuri.
Okay, Hatanaka-san.
I drop the pride of my rifle's weight.
It's not a sniper!
Nagi-chan has a possibility of being a Honda Golgo 13.
Oh, it's switched.
What do you do first thing in the morning?
It's not good, but I go to bed twice.
Then, the answer is...
The teacher!
I'm really weak in the morning.
I should have woken up, but I'm still sleeping.
By the way, take a look at this one, too.
She goes to bed twice.
I want you to know that...
In my dream, I'm getting ready for the morning.
And when I wake up, I'm like, "Huh? I wasn't ready for this!"
Then your answer is definitely correct, Nao Nao.
Then...
No, it's not. It's Nao Nao.
Okay, let's move on to the next question.
Quiz 5.
What do you want the members to fix?
Fix...
Reduce being late?
That's quick!
First of all, I want you to stop calling me "nyan".
I think you should be a little more gentle.
I want you to fix me.
Okay, here's the question.
What do you want Satsuki Sugawara to fix for you?
I'm so angry that I feel like something's going to happen.
What is it?
Let's look at the answers.
Satsuki Sugawara's answer. Open!
What is it?
For me, it's to make me feel annoyed.
Like a kiss or a cheeky pose.
It's cute in the beginning, but...
At first, you were a pretty girl you don't know well.
Even now, you're really cute, but...
You're a little too much.
And...
For Nagi-chan...
For Nagi-chan?!
For Nagi-chan...
Don't point the gun with the safety cap off at me.
Why don't you just give up?!
What do you want the members to fix?
What do I want the members to fix?
Well, recently when I'm a little out of it, everyone just ignores me.
I want them to fix that a little.
I want them to talk more.
Yes, with that said, is it okay for the teacher to be correct?
Certainly.
How about you, Detective Kasa?
Well, I guess so.
Then let's make it correct for the two of you.
Even if you're tired or you want to sleep, you don't care about it.
That's annoying.
That's right.
If I don't get excited about my personality, I end up doing bad things.
No, but it's okay. Sometimes you're saved by that cheerfulness.
Oh, I'm happy!
I want to die.
How would you rate that?
9.5 or 0.5.
That's annoying.
Then, the next one is the last question.
If you can't answer it, you'll be punished.
Am I included in it?
Of course you are.
Quiz, please!
What's your recent worry?
Recent worry?
Recent worry is...
I want someone to tell me the best condition of my bangs.
When I wake up in the morning, I get bruises that I don't remember.
Hey, you!
That's my worry.
There's no distinction between dream and reality.
I get too excited and I get tired.
Your own?
My recent worry is...
What is Kawasaki Sakura's recent worry?
You don't have a hint, do you?
Hint is...
I want a hint.
It's like "Who said it?"
Who said it?
Let's say the answer.
Other than Kawasaki Sakura, the answer is...
Open!
Yes!
Nagi-chan!
For some reason, you're called "Fushigi-chan" (mysterious girl)
I don't think so.
You don't think so?
And Ogawa-chan's answer is...
It's too funny.
I feel like I'm just breathing.
What's wrong with you?
I know what you mean.
I feel like I'm overflowing.
And Hatanaga-san's answer is...
It's cheap.
After this, Kawasaki Sakura's unexpected worry is...
Super Nogizaka Stars are born!
It's evening!
New Nogizaka Stars are born!
Blu-ray, volume 3, will be released on August 4th!
We also recorded a talk show where we tried it for the first time with our own voices!
I'm going to talk with my ears here.
I'm looking forward to it!
What's your recent worry?
My recent worry is...
That I don't have a personality of my own.
What?
Really, children have strong personalities, don't they?
They grow up really fast, too.
Every day, I feel like everyone has a strong personality.
This is pretty close to what the teacher said.
It's pretty close.
It's really close.
Is "close" close, too?
Please, please!
It's amazing. She thinks she can't say funny things, but she says them with her life.
The teacher said "more and more" correctly, too.
I'm glad!
The four experts have a penalty game.
The penalty game is...
Extremely bitter drink!
It's Senburi tea.
Senburi tea.
Thank you for it.
It came out of my knee!
Let's make it "no" for now.
That's what the teacher said.
Make it "no" when you drink it?
I'll do it.
It's cute!
It's bitter!
It's not that bitter.
With more spirit...
It's not good!
I'll do it.
Why are you covering your ears?
What is this?
Next, we'll have you sing a famous song of Heisei.
This is the member who will sing for us.
I'll sing "Sweet Emotion" by Aikawa Nanase.
"Sweet Emotion" is a big hit that depicts adult love in a realistic way.
The sweet and a little bitter lyrics were sung by rock goddess Aikawa Nanase.
Many women admired her cool singing.
Kawasaki, you don't have many people who can sing like you.
This is a special skill of my early days.
A special skill?
"Sectan-san" and "Sackpower" and "Sacksmile" and "Urumoto-san"
You sang too much.
There are four songs.
How do you feel about practicing this song?
I'll sing with a stand microphone this time.
I'm not used to how people treat me.
But, these two are singing with Aikawa Nanase.
They were very cool at that time.
I'm the only one who can sing like this.
You don't have to do it.
After this, they will perform with a stand microphone.
Let's talk and dance. Turn up the volume.
The city I can't sleep in is dazzling.
I yawn.
You're so cheeky, but...
That gesture...
Even now...
I'm trying it out.
Hey, hey, hey...
Sweet emotion...
A glass for passionate love.
Let's go anywhere tonight.
Let's kiss passionately.
I'm waiting for morning to come.
A glass for passionate love.
Let's drown the lost people.
If I get drunk at my limit...
I'll get dizzy.
Sweet emotion...
I thought it was cool.
She has that rock feel to her, and Nagi has that sexy rock feel.
Oh, I know what you mean.
What about you, Ogawa-chan?
When we shot the last three of us, Aya was like "Are you trying to be cool or what?!"
Is this how you pat someone?
Next week's preview...
Summer's coming to an end! I don't like it!
You have to play with me more, Sakura! I don't like it!
Next week's "Super Nogizaka Star" is...
Gokisei is about to kidnap Yogi Ito with his own hands!
I finally met Ito-kun.
After my mom passed away, I had to help out at this shop after school.
So I decided to transfer schools.
Senpai, I see...
Don't miss it!
What do you think, Senpai?
On Hulu, we'll show you a special "Super Nogizaka Star" Gokisei challenge!
How do we do this?
You're right!