AISubs v3.2
We are going to take a body swipe
We can have more fun
In the blink of an eye, the birthday girl has arrived
Thank you for joining us today.
Thank you for having us.
There was an emergency.
What was it?
There was an announcement that Irohara was being harassed.
I think I'm the biggest victim of Irohara.
Irohara refers to harassment by Iroha.
Irohara is not that kind of person.
For example, one day, I was writing a blog.
I didn't finish writing by the time.
I couldn't finish writing.
I was imitating her crying.
Then, Iroha said,
with a miserable voice,
You're 20, aren't you?
What?
You're being told to be a pro.
I don't have that image.
She said, you're like a dog.
I was born in the year of the dog,
and I wore a uniform in the main story.
Then, Iroha said,
Nagi, you're going to be a cosplay, too.
She said something that stabbed her in the back.
Iroha is really old-fashioned.
Iroha and I were on the train.
The front seat was open.
I said,
Iroha, sit down.
She said, no, you're older, so sit down.
You're being told to be a pro.
I'd like to make an excuse.
What is it?
Iroha is a tsukkomi with love.
Who is the star of tonight's skit?
Yes.
Yes, Nagi.
Please tell us the title of the skit.
It's Nyagigami-sama.
Nyagigami-sama.
What kind of skit is it?
It's a skit about a TV man who gets lost in a suspicious village
and a mysterious encounter between the village god, Nyagigami-sama.
It's a grand story.
It's an explanation of a two-hour movie.
Have you ever had a hard time trying it?
I was wondering if anyone would be happy with this.
We're doing it because we think it's worth it.
It's a skit about Nyagigami-sama, the god who protects a mysterious village,
and the production staff of a TV show.
Please pay attention to the unique people who appear in the village.
VTR NyanNyanNyagi
NyanHi
Sappotsun and Nihon no Mura
Today, we came to Yamaoku, which is said to have a cat paradise.
Does a cat paradise really exist?
Eto-san, I can't do it anymore.
Let's give up.
Don't give up. You're an idiot.
If there really was a cat paradise, you'd be able to get a number that would kill you.
Young people these days are quick to give up.
I can't do it.
It's not impossible. I've heard that it exists.
Look.
It looks like a shrine maiden.
Hey, look closely at the head.
Cat ears?
That person is definitely from a cat paradise.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
Wow.
It's rare to have a customer in this village.
It's really scary.
What is that feeling?
Please be strong, Eto-san.
Excuse me.
Are you from this village?
Meow.
Um...
I heard there's a cat paradise around here.
Is this a cat paradise?
Meow.
Finally.
That's a good thing.
Excuse me.
I'm from TV.
Can I ask you a lot about this village today?
No.
She said no.
No means no.
It's not there.
Can I ask you something?
Please.
I can't decide such a thing.
I have to ask Nyagigami.
Nyagigami?
Nyagigami will guide me about this village.
I don't get it.
Can I meet Nyagigami?
Okay. Let's ask.
Please.
Nyagigami, Nyagigami.
Can I interview them about this village?
Nyan, Nyan.
No!
Welcome back.
Please explain.
I don't understand. What do you mean?
Is that Nyagigami-sama?
Yes.
What?
Nyagigami-sama has refused.
Welcome back.
Please do something.
I'm sorry.
I'll do anything.
I'll give you anything.
Anything?
Anything.
How about a tuna?
She's a bad actress.
Let's ask her again.
She's a cat, so she's not good at tuna.
Right.
Nyagigami-sama, Nyagigami-sama.
Can I interview them about this village?
Nyan Nyan
Tuna! Tuna!
It's the best!
I knew it!
Welcome back
That was close!
I thought it was one more cow
Nyagigami is a very sacred animal
It's not something you can call so casually
I'm sorry about that
Nyagigami is a great person
Please do something about it
No
Welcome back
Hello
Villagers
Teresa, again?
Yes
Hey, Nyagigami
What's the weather like tomorrow?
Nyan-nyan, it's sunny!
Nyagigami-sama, thank you!
You're using it like it's a poem!
You don't have to answer in 3 seconds on your phone!
Nyagigami-sama, it's definitely sunny tomorrow.
I know it's sunny, but...
Can't you do something about it?
Please.
I can't. Please leave.
I guess I have no choice but to give up.
Excuse me.
Can you make me a villager of this village?
What are you talking about?
I don't want to be swayed by the director.
I want to live freely in this village, too.
These days, young people try to quit right away.
I understand.
Let's ask Nyagigami-sama if she can accept it.
Please.
Nyagigami-sama, Nyagigami-sama.
Can I accept this girl in this village?
Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
The God of Nyan Nyan has forgiven you!
I'm so happy!
Let me give this to you.
Yes!
Now, it's open.
Let me show you around.
Thank you!
Young people these days always have so much work to do!
Ryo-san.
What is it?
I'm going to infiltrate this village and find out the secrets of this village.
Nyan!
Young people these days are so reliable!
Thank you very much!
Nagi-chan, how was it?
I was in the dark the whole time.
To be honest, it was my first time seeing everyone's acting.
Yes, I couldn't see it.
It was interesting to watch it on video.
You got into it.
You get better and better as you do it.
That's true.
Kikki's eyes were really good.
She was looking up all the time.
I thought it was amazing.
Did you have a model in mind?
No, it's my own.
It's your own?
It's scary if it's your own.
It's annoying.
If I were to praise it a little, it would be this.
Now, let's play with excitement!
Is everyone at Nogitsuta High School having fun?
Are you having fun?
If you're having so much fun, you won't be able to beat the four groups!
Hey, Sasuke!
Have you been happy lately?
I bought matching clothes with Miku!
But I hesitated for 5 hours to buy it because it was too ordinary, and it became a hit!
5 hours! I can go to Hakata by bullet train!
Hey, Naonao! I heard you made a mistake the other day!
I was going to stay in Osaka for a night, but I made a big mistake!
It's too big of a mistake!
But Kuromi-senpai lent me everything, so I managed to do it!
Kuromi!
Let's get excited today!
Do you know the rules?
You just have to answer the questions according to the rhythm!
But you have to ride it with all your might!
Can you really do it?
If we do it, we can do it!
Let's go!
Mountain Hand Party!
Let's get excited!
The first topic is the name of the animal!
Rabbit
Angry
Crocodile
Sexy
Chimpanzee
Angry
Hamster
Zaktan
Kangaroo
Cute
Sloth
Sexy
Dog
Dog?
Sexy
Bear
Stop!
Sexy? Was Nao Nao sexy just now?
Wasn't it cute?
Nao Nao, was it really sexy just now?
Nao Nao, the party is getting heated up!
Let's heat up the chilled bath with a hot dance!
Nao Nao, the party is getting heated up!
How is it? Are you embarrassed?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I won't make a mistake.
OK, let's move on.
Mountain hand party.
The next topic is Tohoku prefecture.
Angry
Shiba
Nice.
Sexy
Hokkaido
OK
Cute
Miyagi
OK
Angry
Okinawa
OK
Sexy
Ehime
Nice
Angry
Aichi
OK
Angry
Hyogo
Stop
I didn't feel angry.
I was a little angry.
Turn it
I don't usually get angry.
I can't do it.
Out
Ah, this is high in calories.
I'm going to be pretty strict.
Let's go! Mountain hand party!
The topic is red things.
Strawberry!
Peanut!
Tomato!
Toast!
Signal!
Beauty!
Tokyo Tower!
Passion fruit!
It's close to purple!
Can Aruno, who is not good at sports, be excited by dancing?
What?
Aruno even wanted to dance a little!
Sakura!
Close it with Saktan!
I want to play the mountain hand game again!
These are the members who will sing for us.
Inoue Yagi, Ogawa Aya, Kawasaki Sakura.
What are you going to sing for us today?
I'm going to sing CHATMONCHY's Shangri-La.
CHATMONCHY's Shangri-La.
CHATMONCHY is a female rock band that has been loved by many people, including Perfume.
It's a catchy melody with a sense of diversity.
It's a song that made the Heisei festival scene very exciting.
Men of our generation will definitely like it once.
Maybe so.
How was it?
It's hard to start singing.
It was very difficult to get everyone's breath together.
As we practiced, the three of us got along better and better.
The song came out really well, so please look forward to it.
I think it's our first time singing with these three people.
I found something in common.
All three of them have three characters in Kanji.
Inoue Yagi, Kawasaki Sakura.
That's right. In Kanji.
That's amazing.
Great discovery.
If you find anything in the future, please let us know.
After this, the three-character trio will sing CHATMONCHY's Shangri-La in a cute way.
Super Nogizaka star is born.
Nice to meet you.
New Nogizaka star is born.
Blu-ray, volume 3, will be released on August 4th.
The making video is also a must-see.
A new Nogizaka star is born.
Shangri-La, please shout that you're happy.
Sometimes, please hold me in your arms.
Shangri-La, I can't even smile well in my dreams.
I want to love you while scolding you for being a bad person.
I missed my cell phone.
It was flowing like a boat.
When I think of you, I can't sleep today.
Where should we go?
Shangri-La, please shout that you're happy.
Please show me the face of a coward.
Shangri-La, even if I fall down on a straight road,
I won't let go of your hand.
It's okay.
Shangri-La, please shout that you're happy.
Sometimes, please hold me in your arms.
Shangri-La, please shout that you're happy.
Please show me the face of a coward.
Shangri-La, when I think of you, I can't sleep today.
I want to love you while scolding you for being a bad person.
That was the best!
Thank you.
There is a lyric of Nagi's song called Ah-ah.
The second Ah is like,
it's crazy.
And in the middle of the song,
Ah-ah!
Did you hear that Ah?
How sexy it is!
It's so cute!
Let me hear the second Ah.
Do you know what it is?
Ah-ah.
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
That's the last part.
The part that goes like this.
Only Inoue Nagi can do that.
Really?
Are you conscious of that?
I was conscious of it.
It's like,
Ah, it's flowing.
It's like that,
but I want to leave it a little.
I want to leave the sound a little.
Is there something like that?
Like a technique?
Edgy voice.
Edgy voice!
Thank you, Sensei.
She knows everything.
It's impossible.
After today,
she did a great job in SKIT.
What is the role of the five-player, Aruno Nakanishi?
When I played that role,
You're talking like an actor!
AD role.
It was really good.
Are you a chameleon actor?
You can play any role.
I thought you played a villain role.
It's light.
When I played that role,
You're talking like an actor!
When I played that role,
This is not a press conference.
From the moment I put on the costume,
I put a band-aid on the feet of many people.
I was encouraging myself to make a role.
I think the result came out in SKIT.
Next time preview.
I don't watch Yagigami-sama anymore.
Next time preview.
The next episode of Super Nogizaka Star is...
The summer of fairies stimulates my heart.
A mermaid with a lively charm.
It's not a song that I can easily sing.
I'm going to live.
The best singer in Japan, Kouji Hamaki's hit song.
In addition, in the skit, Cafe Aure transformed cool.
You guys!
What?
Are you excited?
I'm happy today, too.
I'm happy, too.
Please look forward to the second episode of the family's memory talk.
Fox.
It's true.
In Hulu, the behind-the-scenes of the program,
Super Nogizaka Star is born.
We'll give you a special challenge.
I'm Wasenta.