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[PH] you
We will meet again in the next episode.
Thank you for watching MC's daily life.
And the people who will fight against Honki and Poonkei-chan!
Thank you very much.
As you know, today we will have a battle and decide who will go first.
Usually, I and my members work with various comedians in this building.
Is there anyone who has been here?
Wow!
It's a reissue!
Reissue!
Certainly.
We have someone else work with us every time.
Last time it was Rei and Mikanya.
How was it?
What?
You were laughing?
That's not true!
You were laughing?
We were laughing hard.
But you did well.
Mikanya too.
We were all stupid.
You say stupid things.
But today we will do it together.
Yuka, who participated for the first time today, please.
I want to leave a scar on your hearts.
I will do my best.
Please do your best.
Today, Keito-chan joined us.
What kind of person is Keito?
She is usually a good person. She is serious and she is always serious.
She has no flaws.
Is she your senior?
Yes, she is my senior.
Then you don't care about her anymore.
Thank you.
Let's welcome today's star.
[PH] Keino!
Wow! What is that?
Today's star is Keino!
I've already put on my tena.
You've already put on your tena.
I hope you'll enjoy it.
The audience is excited, too.
It's a perfect atmosphere.
You are all going to fight side by side, but you will be fighting alone today. How is it?
To be honest, I don't always stand out in front of everyone.
Even if I do stand out in front of everyone, I always end up losing.
That's not true!
I will decide that today with a kiss!
[PH] Thank you! That's our Keizu!
The ultimate...
Keizu is only good at fighting.
Please do.
Let's get started.
The first corner is the Nagi-ichi race.
This corner is...
Keito has fast legs so she will race with her.
But she won't run.
She will race with her cute moves from her song, Nagisa de Ichiban Kawaii Girl.
So, you will go for a dash and do 3 rounds.
If Keito wins 3 rounds in a row, you win.
If anyone wins in these 3 rounds, the winner is the winner.
I'm good at dancing, too.
Of course.
So I'm good at dancing.
Let's see the combination.
Here it is.
First group, Mighty Yuga-tan and Kotachi.
Second group, Mikanyan, Shinshin, Reipon.
Third group, Kurumi, Chanmyu, Chan, Wakapon and Makocchi.
These are the three-on-three battle.
Keito-chan will defeat all of them from one to three-on-three battle.
It's a one-on-one battle.
Keito will defeat all of them in one-on-one battle.
Please line up over there.
The three at the top, Mighty, Yuka and Kotchi, will lead Keito.
I'm a good starter, right?
It looks difficult.
It looks weak.
It looks weak!
It's weak!
Are they slow?
It's not slow, it's just the movement is different.
I was getting spotlights but Yuka is also pretty good.
She is the best.
I think Kotocchi is pretty weird.
About the same?
I'm not going to lose.
We have all of them.
I say ready and go.
Ready?
If you hear a pistol sound, say it.
Ready, go!
Fast!
So fast!
So, Kensho wins!
[PH] Fast!
Fast! Fast!
You two do it one by one.
You want me to stand up?
You two stand up and do it.
Ready, go!
[PH] Am I doing it right?
No!
You're doing it wrong!
Am I doing it wrong?
Like this.
It's different.
It's dynamic.
Great.
Kodachi, do it.
Ready...
It's correct but for some reason it's not.
It's like this when we're dancing.
Is that okay?
Well done, you won.
Wonderful.
Next, second round.
2nd round.
Igarian, Shinshin, Reipon.
Are you fast?
No.
Too fast?
No, very fast.
You don't look like you're fast.
You look like you're fast.
But you're doing it in a row.
So it might be tiring.
Alright, let's go again.
Nagichi competition, ready...
Start!
Fight! Fast! Fast! Fast!
[PH] Cute! Cute! Cute!
[PH] Wonderful!
Wonderful, isn't it?
As an idol, it's perfect.
So the winner is...
That was amazing.
But these four are out, so let's see the last one.
Makoji-san is out.
I remember Osaka Marathon was also...what was it?
It was third place.
Wow, girls.
It was third place for girls under 20.
Wow!
But I don't run like this.
You're starting it.
But it's good for your motor nerves.
Now, with this many people here, one of you may win.
Let's do it!
Last throw competition, ready...
Hey, one of you is weird.
One of you is weird.
Why? Why? Why are you dancing like that?
One of you was saying this way.
But I'm also from here.
I'm not angry.
Ishida Yuki-san is going to get angry.
She's going to get angry.
Well, that was almost...
It was about the same time, but Keito has been winning in a row for a while now, so it's Keito's victory!
No, it was fast, though.
When I was asked what I was good at in this survey, I said I was fast but I did a circle.
At that time, Makocchi wasn't there.
I see.
I didn't ask if you were there today.
That much?
You were really on par.
I was impatient.
Wow.
You won the championship.
Let's move on.
The next match is the opening match.
[PH] Opening match.
This match is over.
Keizo is strong with her body.
We'll have a match using her body.
First, we'll do push-ups one by one.
If Keizo loses, we'll do pull-ups next.
Keizo, if you can do 10 reps in either match...
10 reps?!
I haven't noticed!
No, you haven't.
You're the center, of course.
I have a strong sense of responsibility.
So first one person, Keito and everyone else.
At first, it's a little weak, but you can get tired.
I'm not sure about my heart.
Your heart, right?
[PH] Certainly.
Please do your best.
Please ride this.
Oh, it's cold.
It's scary! It's scary! It's scary!
It's very hot.
It's very hot, isn't it?
This is the legs.
So, let's go!
The confrontation of strong men.
Ready, go!
Wow, strong!
Strong!
So, Kenta wins!
Strong!
It seems like you did something really bad!
Yes, let's go on with this game.
[PH] Next.
[PH] Leave it to me!
[PH] She chose it.
Excitement? It's excitement.
It's excitement.
It's excitement. It's an unbeatable confrontation.
Let's do it. Ready, go!
Oh, nice!
Wait!
Keizu-chan wins because she got burned!
Oh, that's bad! Two people have already been burned!
Next, next!
I'm on the same side.
Young people are scary.
Let's do it. Ready, go!
Too weak!
Too strong!
The winner is...
Yay!
Awesome!
The third place.
The fourth one.
I'll show you my junior's strength.
Show me your junior's strength.
Let's go.
Ready...
Go!
Nice.
It was dangerous.
[PH] You're strong.
You're strong! Four consecutive wins!
You're easy!
Next, fifth place.
I'll avenge Ray-san!
You look strong!
You look like you're going to fly off a stage.
That's right.
Let's go.
Will it be five in a row?
Ready, go!
Oh, it's good.
Strong.
Five in a row!
Strong.
Like an idol.
What?
I'm an idol.
Oh, sorry.
You're an idol.
Yes, now, sixth person.
Huh? Me?
Kotonchi.
Yes! Me! I'm in!
Kotonchi, right?
I'm a slow fighter.
I've never seen you before.
I've never seen you before in a classroom.
I'm scared.
Here we go. You're scary!
You're really scary!
Good!
Go!
Let's go!
Go!
Scary!
Scary face!
Go!
Great, Rokunen!
Really scary!
Everyone is tense.
Who hasn't done it yet?
Ready?
Mighty is tall.
Ready, go!
Oh, good.
Oh, that's good.
You're moving a lot.
Nice!
Keito, nice!
Keito is strong in terms of change of pace.
Good!
I've never seen you like this!
What are you doing?
Don't make me laugh!
[PH] Strong!
Adalene show!
You're not saying anything?
I'm tired every day!
She's pretty tired.
I'm tired.
She sounds weak.
Let's go.
Yo! Start!
Oh, no!
Don't break my chest!
[PH] What are you doing?
Please don't do that.
Good.
[PH] She must be getting tired.
Senpai, what are you doing?
Good.
Hold it.
[PH] I'm holding it.
Go for it!
Go!
Go for it!
Don't do it!
Wait for me!
Yellow card.
Yellow.
Are you serious?
Yes.
I'm serious.
Let's go serious.
You're serious.
[PH] Yeah!
Now, there are 8 wins left.
[PH] Yeah!
Now, there are 2 people left.
Yukata.
Do your best.
It looks dangerous.
Let's do it!
Will it be a surprise? Ready, go!
Oh my god!
It's like a self-destruct.
You can do it!
It's like a pirate ship!
Yes!
Can you do it?
[PH] Yes!
[PH] Not yes!
[PH] Don't do it!
[PH] Yes!
What are you doing?
Nothing!
I just want to go in and be satisfied.
Yes!
Don't be satisfied!
Yes!
You won nine times in a row.
So, you're all serious about this?
Yes!
That's a bit...
Since it's a serious event, we're all serious about it!
That's right!
The last boss has been unleashed!
I'm not listening anymore!
It will be a final match.
Well, last ten rounds!
Ready... Go!
This is the first time I've seen this!
What was that high-five just now?
It's a great match!
A fierce battle!
How is it?
Wow!
It's high level!
It's like a psychological warfare.
Oh, no!
Oh, good!
Wow!
It's a fierce battle!
[PH] Wow!
[PH] Dangerous.
That was dangerous.
She is trying her best.
It's a good match.
She is great.
It's hard.
It's difficult.
It's a great match.
I don't have such a thing!
Mako, are you really not going to do it?
Shall we start the match?
Go, go, go!
Wonderful!
A great match has been born!
So, since it's a great practice, Kate wins!
I guess you can't win by just working hard.
I see.
You were lying.
But it was a great match with Makochi.
It was really fun.
I'm happy.
You're amazing.
Makochi lost by 10.
Oh, I see.
What?
I was wondering if there was any point to it or not.
There were a few of you.
Let's move on.
The next match is Nioi versus the members!
In this corner,
Kate, you have a lot of perfume and smell, right?
Yes, I'm quite sensitive and I also have a lot of ashexanthin.
That's a bit unpleasant, but...
One challenger will wear an eye mask and the other will sit on a chair.
The challenger will smell the person and answer.
If you answer incorrectly, you will be disqualified and you will take a break.
You will answer alternately.
Then, who will smell?
Who has a strong nose?
Who often smells of the members?
Wow!
But like, Mikana is pretty sensitive.
Oh, I see!
Okay, let's go.
So you two are wearing eye masks.
Please put it here.
And...
Is it OK?
Okay, you can't say anything.
You can only smell it.
Thank you for checking my smell.
Now, who will do it?
Oh, wow!
Well...
Don't say your names.
Now, I'm sitting down.
If you know, please answer me in the audience.
Let's do it!
Smell assessment. Ready...
Go!
Now, sit down.
I'm not there.
Watch out!
Yes, you're there.
You're facing Mika.
Where should I sit?
Maybe a little more forward.
Where?
There.
Wow! Amazing!
Wow!
What?
Go forward a little bit.
[PH] No!
Your hand...
Wait!
Go forward a little bit.
[PH] No!
Glasses, step forward.
One step forward.
Now, over there.
A little bit more.
Step forward with your right foot.
Turn right.
Everyone, crouch down.
Yes, there you are.
A little bit more to the left.
Over there.
Now, tell me who's the best.
Who's the best?
Is there anyone?
A little bit to the left.
Over there. Over there.
Yes.
Thank goodness.
[PH] Correct!
[PH] Wow!
Yay!
Where were you?
What?
Where were you?
Is your nose blocked?
No, I wasn't doing anything.
How did you know?
I don't smell perfume.
On the contrary...
That's why you were waiting for someone.
I see.
I'm sorry.
I think I'm wearing only a yukatan.
I see.
I'm very happy to be hit by a cotton swab.
I'm happy you all agreed to do it.
It's a good thing, but it's a great victory for all of you.
Let's go for a little more with a different person.
Well, Mikanian and Kaete.
Mia's nose is also quite...
I have an image of a child.
Only the nose is stupid.
[PH] It's not just the nose.
It's not only my body, but also my mind.
This might be good.
It might be better if you do it nearer the chair.
Okay, someone.
Again, someone please come out of your faces.
Wow, I smell Miu-chan.
You smell Miu-chan a lot.
I'm being disturbed.
I see.
Okay, let's go. You're already seated, so please go.
Ready, go!
That's right.
Miu-chan, a little more to the right.
Tega-chan, a little more to the left.
A little more to the left.
Oh, sorry.
A little more to the left.
Looks like it.
Go ahead.
Who is it?
Me!
Kurumi-chan!
No!
You have one break.
Yu-chan, please come out.
Yu-chan, you smell so bad!
You smell so bad!
Yu-chan.
Yes?
You smell so bad!
It smells so good! Who is it?
Eh?
Is he on stage?
Egu is there.
Eh?
Oh, it smells really good.
She is really serious.
This kind of idol is depending on idols.
Who is it, Geru-chan?
I'll take a break, right?
Yes.
Kototsu?
Wrong!
Yes!
Geru-chan!
Reipon!
Wrong!
What? Wait a minute.
Cigar! Cigar!
[PH] It smells like a cigar.
Please stand up.
Yes, Miyu-chan.
Who is it?
It was Miyu-chan earlier.
Who said it?
Wakapon-san?
Correct!
[PH] Wow!
[PH] We did it!
Amazing!
Wakapon, thank you for your patience.
Miyu-chan was really surprised.
She breathed into her ear.
Amazing.
I didn't know it was an ear.
That was a unique way of doing it.
She's an adult.
I smelled woman.
I see.
I smelled Mikopon.
I see. You smelled woman.
You got it right.
You got two questions right.
So, everyone won!
Are you okay?
Yes.
Please take off your eye mask.
Thank you.
I'm glad you can say thank you.
Thank you.
Next match is...
Giri Giri Koko no Tozai!
We will play a game with a theme of the last minute.
The team that has the best time and attacks the last minute will win.
Well, in this entertainment world, there are some difficult things you should say and some you shouldn't say.
To cross this line, you should say what you can say and say what you can say.
Please line up and stand in a line like Keito-chan coming to the center.
Let's see. First topic is...
A celebrity who could barely win a fight.
If you can win a fight, please say it loud and clear.
If you think it's impossible, I'll stop you.
How should I say it? Let's start with Mika-nyan.
From Shinshin to here and back to Riga Niwa.
It's a close call.
Imagine that you could win a fight with this person in your head.
Let's go.
You're saying it in simulation.
Let's go.
A famous person who could win a fight.
One, two...
Kataoka Tsuretaro.
Of course.
Wow!
That yoga is amazing!
She's probably sleeping by now.
She's still sleeping.
Her fighting is really fierce.
That's good. Excellent.
Let's go with that. One, two...
Mr. Kenran.
Really?!
It's true that she barely wins.
Good. Let's go Kurumi-chan.
One, two...
Yasuko-san.
Oh, that one. The comedian.
Yes, yes.
I want you to do that.
Okay, okay.
Okay, next up is Reiko. One, two...
Ashida Mana-san.
Oh, you're smart.
Are you the same age?
Oh, we're the same age.
What? That's not true.
You are still older than tomorrow.
No, I am younger.
You are younger? I didn't know you were younger than tomorrow.
Wonderful.
Let's go with Kotocchi. One, two...
Noguchi Hideyo.
What are you saying?
A former sportsman?
As expected!
You're very polite.
Yuka, let's go.
Takahashi Kotone-chan!
Oh!
Thank you, famous person!
You're welcome!
Don't be happy.
I was thinking we could win this fight.
OK, let's say it. One, two...
Tomio Umezawa!
Really?
Since my eyes are not good, I'll start with my glasses.
Wonderful. You even know how to defeat it.
You might be able to do it.
Let's go with Miyu-chan.
Enari Kazuki-san.
You're just a normal man but can you do it?
I think I can do it.
You can do it, right?
Let's go with Obako-kun.
Hiro... se...
I don't have anything to say.
You should have said it!
I'll say it one more time.
Hirose Suzu-san!
You haven't said it yet.
Mighty Go, ready, set...
Sorimachi Takashi.
Absolutely!
Absolutely strong!
Probably the strongest.
Can you win?
I don't know.
You can win.
Let's see your answers. Ready, set...
Tanpoppo Kawamura.
She's a smart girl.
She's like a young lady.
She can win.
She can win with a little margin.
Hey!
Now that we've heard this sound, I'd like to change the topic.
Wow, you all are pretty fierce, aren't you?
Great. Let's see the topic. Here it is!
Yes, it's a secret of members that you can barely say.
Yes, this is the one before.
In the same way, we will do it for the members.
Can I say it?
It's a line you can say.
I suddenly have a sense of tension.
The line is difficult.
That's right.
Then, again, let's go with Mika.
Is it okay?
Let's go.
The secret of the members you can barely say.
Ready, set, go!
Young people don't wash their faces in the morning.
That's good. Please wash it.
Next, Shinshin.
Wakapon wears the same clothes every day.
[PH] I'm concentrating.
Wakapon, are you okay?
You wear the same clothes every day?
I do, but I can wear them for three days.
You're using it well.
Kuromi, go ahead.
Kotone is actually a professional.
But I'm fine today!
We'll cancel the scales.
We won't.
Are you okay with your honesty?
Are you okay?
Scary!
Next is Reipon.
Shin-shin-san's crotch when she walks.
What?
Really?
Her crotch is like that?
Wow, Shonan's first response.
OK, next, Kotachi, ready, go!
I have almost no furniture.
What?
What's that?
I have almost no furniture at home.
You don't?
I don't have a secret garden, either!
I was trying to find a secret of my furniture and this is all I could find!
Wow, you're so simple-minded.
You're from a young family, right?
Yes.
OK, next up is Yuka and Taniko.
One, two...
I love my dad's butt!
What?
You love your dad's butt?
Doesn't it look good on you?
It does!
Fight with your butt!
Why do you look happy every time?
Keizu-chan, let's go. One, two...
Wakapon doesn't put rice in a bento box, but in a zip lock.
What does that mean?
You know, you have to wash a bento box, right?
So I put lettuce and everything in a zip lock and eat it.
I don't look like that, do I?
I have to wash my face and my trash can.
It's weird.
But it smells good.
It smells good.
Let's start with Miyu.
I'm considering grabbing rape to make it more popular.
No, you're wrong.
You're wrong.
You're wrong?
I'll do my best.
Let's go with Wakako.
Keito is still buying happy set at McDonald's.
[PH] How cute!
Happy set is for anyone's age.
That's right.
Well, you like it, but you'll buy it again.
That's good.
Let's roll it. One, two...
Kotocchi always has his lips peeled.
You'll see it now!
[PH] I don't peel my lips.
I see, you don't peel them.
I don't take a bath and I like my lips peeled.
That's bad!
Yes. Someone's lip balm...
Please give her some cream.
Okay, last one.
Yuka-tan dropped her underwear in the hallway of the hotel.
That's amazing!
That's right! I dropped my underwear and underwear in the hotel.
How can you not drop it?
I thought, huh? There's none.
When I went back to my room, there were some.
That's so annoying.
Who's talking like that?
By the way, it was really good.
Wow!
It was a success.
And that's it for now.
Everyone, thank you for coming.
There were a lot of wonderful answers but after all
I got information that Keido is buying a happy set now
and a lot of good information came out of all of you
so all of you won!
That's great. We got some good information about Kate.
We all got some great information.
I'm glad it was a secret that was barely safe.
Let's move on. The next match is the main character match!
In this match, Kate will be the center in the new song.
Speaking of center, it's the main character.
So we will have a match with various main characters.
So the first main character match is the ability avoidance match!
Yes, this is the weather report.
I think there are often Yankee manga where you are noticed by the Yankee in the back seat and you can throw a round print.
If you can avoid it with your brains, which was the protagonist, it will be clear.
So first of all, Kate-chan will sit in front of you on the weather side.
And everyone is someone else, the role of Yankee.
Kuranyan!
[PH] Mikael!
[PH] You're showing off!
Yamaguchi's Yankee.
[PH] They suit each other!
They're going to switch places and do something like Namennai.
Wow, they're switching cameras!
They're switching cameras to make it easier to see.
Oh, nice.
It's like that, so you don't know when it's going to happen.
Keto-chan, please watch the front so you don't see it.
Let's go!
Ready for the Norc writing contest!
Osaka...
Where in Osaka?
Osaka...
I came from the city.
The city?
Yeah.
You're weak.
You took it normally.
I can take it.
She's like a main character.
Wonderful.
Great job, everyone.
Mikanyan is so much of a yankee.
And her throwing timing is also too much like a yankee.
[PH] That's true.
I see.
Like, I know you.
Row! Like that.
That's a good timing.
Great job, everyone.
Next, Keido's throwing side.
Everyone's side. Who's dodging?
Dodging?
You're athletic, so you're good at it.
Oh, nice!
From the basics.
Don't worry about it.
I'll do my best.
Do your best. You might get bullied.
[PH] That's right.
Okay, let's say it.
Enorgue, Evasion, Yo, Start!
You can say it as many times as you like.
You're acting weird. You're flying.
I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
I hope I can fly.
What's with that uniform?
It's not a uniform.
That's you.
What's that?
Don't follow me too much.
Hey.
You failed four times!
Weak!
Weak?
Weak!
It was scary. Wonderful.
The winner is, Kenichi Momigoto.
Let's move on to the next battle.
The next one is a little later battle!
This battle is about wedding ceremony.
The groom is Kotocchi.
Leave it to me!
The bride is Mikanian.
Don't be happy!
The role of bridegroom is Mighty.
Please cooperate with us.
The challenger is supposed to come to take the bride.
Please stand behind the door.
The bride is making a vow of kissing.
Before you kiss, say,
''Wait a minute.''
Then, please open the door.
The bride and groom will stop at that moment.
Please kiss each other on the cheek.
Oh my gosh! I'm getting excited!
She said she used up all her luck in the dressing room!
Luck? Is it luck?
She was able to say it when she didn't kiss her cheek.
So the winner is the one who has the lips and cheeks closer.
Let's start with Keito.
Keito, please go behind the door.
Mika, please put on your veil.
You're in charge of vibration. You also dance.
Thank you.
But my lips might sting.
Are you okay?
That much?
It's a little off.
Be careful.
I'm sorry if it hurts you.
That's good.
You look good.
You deserve applause.
I can see you're tired.
After you say,
I promise you,
Keito will come out and say,
Wait a minute.
She's better at the last minute.
Let's go!
Wait a minute battle.
Are you okay?
Let's go!
Next Kiss will be...
[PH] Wait a minute!
Did you just bite my lips?
Did you just do it?
If you were, you'd hug each other!
What?!
You should have asked earlier!
Sorry!
You're making me sick!
She's saying it in a very unpleasant way.
So, it went until they hugged each other.
It tickled me.
It tickled you, didn't it?
So, it went until they hugged each other.
Let's have someone else do it.
Okay, Sonny, you go.
Because I kiss Mika every month.
I got caught.
You got caught.
It's good to feel good, isn't it?
Isn't it good?
Please close the door as you're about to leave.
Thank you, everyone.
You're right. I get a kiss once a month.
Once a month.
What are you doing?
It's a song production.
We kiss at the end.
Alright. Let's go.
Let's go.
Wait a second.
Then...
The next kiss will be...
Wait!
[PH] Yay!
[PH] You did it!
You really did it!
I'm not crazy!
Shinton is the craziest!
Shinton is happy!
You got it!
Wonderful!
That was wonderful!
That was perfect!
It was a drama, but Shindo was happy that it was stolen and it didn't make sense.
So now is the victory, so let's draw and decide who won.
The next match is a two strike knockout.
Now we'll play a game using the bamboo stick game machine.
In order of a middle strike game machine call, you'll say middle strike.
Keito-chan won't play with anyone and will say middle strike and win.
Zenga will win if you say middle strike at the same time as Keito-chan.
If you both play with Zenga and Zenga will lose.
There's a point for teams that win after a long period of time.
There's a middle strike pose, but you have to say it.
And if Keito-chan and someone else play with Zenga, it's Zenga's victory.
Should we go together?
Yes, yes.
If you show Keito, it's okay.
If you overlap with the other members, Keito will win.
Now, everyone, please turn around a little.
So, let's go.
After I say, please say,
Let's go!
One, two!
Chuu Strike is dangerous!
Chuu Strike!
I'm worried about my own fans!
You too!
So, this is one point for you, Keito.
Let's say it together.
One, two…
Chuu Strike Yokiki!
Chuu Strike!
[PH] You got it!
It's delicious!
Wow!
Everyone is looking at you.
But you are deceived by Keino.
You are deceived by Keino!
2 points for Momoka.
One, two...
Chuu Strike, good luck!
[PH] Sorry.
You two are so cunning.
Don't deceive me.
That's it for today.
So, Kate won the one-handed strike!
I couldn't say a word.
You didn't listen to the center.
Thank you for all of your comments.
Let's move on to the next match.
Next up is the Hera Hera Face Endurance!
In this corner, Keito will be doing Gera.
You laugh a lot, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Also, Reipon of Gera will be participating.
Reipon and Keito will be moving to a separate room.
Also, we will be asking you questions about your faces,
So, whoever is in the front, please show your faces in front of the camera.
If you're ready, we'll broadcast your faces.
So, Reipon and Keito, please watch their faces and hold back your laughter.
The one who can hold back more laughter will win.
So, Reipon and Keito, please go to the front.
So, Keito and Reipon, please sit there.
Yes, that's right. Mai and Kotocchi.
Two of them.
Two of those two?
Two of them.
We don't know who will come, so come out.
You just have to hold in your laughter.
That's right.
I see.
Just being here is funny.
First of all, we have a topic, so let's look at it.
The topic is this.
A pudding I was thinking of eating, but my manager is eating it.
Difficult!
A self-made lunch box or pudding is being eaten.
What? Who will come?
I don't know who will come.
You don't know that, do you?
You just come out of nowhere and eat.
We are preparing now.
There are about ten people.
When you say face, you say Mighty or something like that.
You are always making faces.
Always.
Now, it seems like we are ready.
Your faces will be displayed here.
Let's see. The pudding I was going to eat. The manager is eating it without my permission.
You're really depressed! You're really depressed!
You're too depressed! You're too depressed!
You're crying! Don't cry!
I'll buy you pudding!
You two laughed so well, so it's OK!
Yuka is good at it, too.
It's funny.
She has a specialty of impersonating dogs.
Why do you think like that?
You're amazing.
I forgot.
But I had fun.
You shouldn't have fun.
Please hold it for a moment.
It's good that you're having fun.
Let's see the topic.
When you wake up, you're 12 hours late.
Is it when you give up everything?
In the park.
This is your heart.
Shinshin is always late.
Oh, I see.
I've been late for two days in a row.
Oh, I see.
Did you make it in time for the show?
I didn't make it in time for the show, but I think I'm used to it.
You're used to it. I see.
How about it? I don't know who's coming, so please guess.
I'll be a little early, so...
Let's go.
When you woke up, you were 12 hours late, so this is your face when you give up everything.
Please.
Hey!
You're kidding me!
You're giving up?!
What's with that face?!
You're 12 hours late and you're making a face like you don't know anything!
Amazing!
What's up with you guys?
You two are so bad!
Wonderful!
I've never seen such muscles here.
Amazing.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Here it is.
Oh, I'm the longest person in the sauna, Gaman Shisharunen.
Wow, Gaman!
Gaman is enduring it.
He's always in the sauna.
Makkocchi is Gaman's strongest opponent, so he's strong.
I see.
Gaman is strong.
It's a bit of a problem, if you're the longest in the sauna.
Yeah, I know.
But, I think it's going to be Baka-pon.
Baka-pon's unimaginable face.
If you can't imagine it, you might laugh.
Okay, let's do it.
I'm the longest and I'm going to do the sauna.
Please look at my face.
Wow, your face is hot but you're doing your best.
I'm telling you to get out of there!
You're telling me to get out of there with my face!
I'm telling you to get out of there with my face!
Stop it!
Don't say Ikea!
I'm not saying Ikea!
Don't say that on first meeting!
Because you two laughed together!
That's good!
I've never seen it.
He didn't hold back at all.
It's scary.
Amazing.
Wonderful. Let's move on to the next topic.
This one.
Oh, good.
It's not limited to one person.
Oh, it's not limited to one person.
It's a face of a lifelong friend.
Wow, what kind of personality does it have?
It's a friendly face of one person.
But this is a happy face.
Yes, it's a lifelong friend.
I think I can hold back if I do this.
Can you do it?
Yes.
You haven't done it yet.
You're ready, right?
Okay?
Yes.
Focus.
Yes.
She's laughing before we even start.
Let's do it.
We're friends forever.
Please.
You're doing it!
Hey, this is a sauna! A sauna!
We are not friends!
You are 12 hours late and you are saying it's a sauna!
It's not a veloja!
Why are you not friends with these girls for life?
You are good friends but you can't!
Wonderful!
You are amazing!
You are too fierce!
We are definitely not friends!
You should have done a video, Sanrio.
Let's see the next topic.
Here it is.
They are five people who joined a unit even though they are not close.
Five people, huh?
But from halfway through, it doesn't matter anymore.
We're going to have a face-to-face confrontation.
At first, the latecomers and the sauna people.
If that happens, it's bad. If that happens, we can handle it.
That's right. We're used to it now.
We're used to it now. We're okay with that.
It's five of us, you know.
Five people? Who's going to come?
Who could it be?
It's obvious, but it's obvious. It's obvious.
Why are you taking it from above?
Oh, it seems ready.
So, five people? Let's see.
Five people who were not on good terms but were divided into units.
Please!
Oh, there are more! There are more!
You two look like you're on good terms!
You put your face in too much! You're 12 hours old!
Come here! Come here!
It looks like a battle of the center is about to start.
Wow!
There is no middle one!
The middle one is also dangerous!
Wow!
I want you to sing with this unit.
Sing with these five people!
Akimoto sensei, please.
You can't move!
My head hurts!
What is that?
That's it. It was amazing.
Everyone in blue, please come back.
NeonKofu laughed at everything, so this is a draw!
No, no, no, no.
It was amazing.
Can she come back?
Here she is! Thank you!
Thank you!
[PH] She's too strong!
Here she is! Wonderful!
What's that?
Mighty and Magochi's...
Thank you!
Let's do it together for the last time.
Should we do it with 5 people?
Only five people have been made into a unit.
Please!
Stop it! Don't rub it in front of me!
Why is Mako so amazing?
Botox is amazing!
Botox's face is amazing!
Mako is amazing! Mighty is amazing!
Amazing face!
Really, make a song with this unit!
Please!
Make a song with these five people!
Wonderful! Thank you very much!
Wonderful!
Please release this song, please.
I want to see it.
Well, let's go to the next corner.
Next is one word message consultation!
Yes, Keito is good at turning negative into positive, right?
Yes, I think positively about everything.
Yes, so we will have Keito give us a problem consultation.
The correct consultation is done in a message game format.
The challenger decides six people and puts headphones on anyone other than the first person to consult.
The first person will talk about something to Keito.
Like, I can't sleep recently.
Talk about something.
The four people in between will use headphones and communicate with Keito.
If you can do it only once and get on the conversation, you win.
Use headphones and bite and say something back.
Let's see who will talk first.
This person.
Yuka.
Now, Yuka, please come over here.
It looks like it will be long.
Do you have any worries?
Everyone, please decide four people.
Oh, okay.
Let's go.
Yuka, do you have any worries?
I have quite a few.
That's good.
Yes.
At the center.
Now, everyone, please turn your headphones and face this way.
Yes.
Eh, please tell us properly.
Please tell us properly.
Just like that.
Just once.
How is it?
Look over here.
It's not ringing.
It's ringing with a loud sound.
Is it ringing?
It's ringing!
That's good.
Let's start with Yuka.
What's wrong? Are you okay?
Are you okay? Do you want to chat?
Do you want to chat with everyone?
Are you okay? Are you okay? Okay.
Let's start with Yuka.
Yes.
Please talk about it in one word.
The center of the front teeth is off.
[PH] What?
[PH] I don't know!
[PH] This is important.
Wait a minute.
She's cute.
I don't want to do anything because it's annoying!
It's totally different.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
I want to get a center from Makoji!
A center?
Yes.
Here it is.
Makochi-san is too annoying!
What? What?
That's scary! Look at her! Look at her!
Makochi-san is too annoying!
I think you should choose this!
It's like you're asking me two questions in advance.
Choose it...
Choose it and then use it again and it'll be fine, right?
I see.
Please choose it, Magami.
Okay, then...
One by one.
Bye!
And Reipon is...
Makochi is... too annoying!
You're making a sauna face! Stop it!
There's a sauna!
You're making a sauna face!
Too annoying, right?
And Gagapon is...
Makochi is too smelly!
You've been in the sauna for a while!
You've been in the sauna for a long time!
It can't be helped!
And Karumi is...
Mako-chan is...
I want to get a center from Mr. Yamaguchi.
Oh, I see.
And you, Shinshin?
I'm too lazy to do anything.
And you, Senkai?
Is the center of the target different?
What?
I've never heard of that.
It was a little bit off, so you failed the challenge.
I think we should have chosen earlier.
I think Renkon's pants were too smelly.
That's right!
That's amazing!
That's not possible.
We've never heard of it before, so it might have been difficult.
So, everyone won!
And with that, all matches have ended.
So, the result of Kei Shiozuki and Vs. is...
And, Kento, Zeingawa and I will be dividing you up!
[PH] Wow!
[PH] I've never heard of it!
[PH] It's our first time!
Our first time?
Yes, it's our first time.
Wow!
Is there a way to divide up celebrities?
If we had to choose, it would be fun.
We don't decide who wins and who loses.
What a wonderful and wonderful ending!
How was it, Keito?
I'm happy it was fun.
That's good.
Yes.
Well, I'm not angry.
Are you okay?
I'm going to the sauna.
Thank you, that's wonderful.
Please do.
Yes, starting at 8.30pm, Kotachi VS Everyone will be there.
Kotachi, are you okay?
Yes, leave it to me! Me too!
Wonderful!
Keito will also be there as a fan.
And I have one more announcement.
On May 18th, at Osaka Castle's Music Hall,
an even more fun and funny idol will be held.
I hope everyone at nb48 will come and participate.
I usually only interact with comedians, but I have about 25-30 minutes for idols.
This is the first time I've seen an idol with an MMB.
Some of you may participate in this event.
Today, Yukatan, Mikey, Kurumi, Wakabon, Keito, Kinshin, and Kotachi will participate in this event.
Please come and join us!
That's all for today's Shiozuki Keito VS. Thank you for coming!
[PH] ♪♪