AISubs v3.8.2
[PH] See you later!
How was it for you two to give us an introduction?
We're ready to be your seniors!
We'll be!
We're waiting for you, 10th generation!
We're already waiting for you!
I'm excited!
Shall we go?
Ready, set...
Merai Nora Unemy Motty and...
Start!
Zezuki Ohya!
[PH] Oh, come on boys, everybody's the same
Everyone's trying to look like you
Oh, come on boys, everybody's the same
Everyone's trying to look like you
Please support and create MC's Two Tribes!
I'm Shunhei Domoshi!
And...
Who did you choose?
You chose your heart...
Get it!
Thank you for your cooperation.
There are many people who have a phone.
Thank you.
You were there when we were MCing last time, right?
There is a video of you trying to eat candy.
You were trying to be cute, but the candy fell off.
I watched the broken video.
Do you know us?
Of course I love you.
For example? For example what?
For example what made you like her?
For example, you came here today.
We know that. We know that.
It's just a part-time job.
You should have told me you would come and put me in a suit.
But when I was here with you, it's hard to work with idols.
I didn't like the fans either.
But they really livened up the atmosphere.
That was helpful.
That was random.
It was random and it makes it hard to do.
Should we liven up the atmosphere?
But MMB does a lot of comedic stuff.
That was really helpful.
I was surprised last time.
They did more of a stoic, silly corner than a comedy corner.
It's not that dramatic.
Like, you did a lot of crazy things, like doing a lot of crazy things.
I think I'll do a lot of crazy things again.
Please watch over me.
Please.
I've got one question in my head, but you did something like a solo concert.
Solo concert?
Solo concert? Even comedians don't do that.
I've never done a solo concert.
You did a solo concert where you did 100 episode talks.
By the way, where is it?
Well...
It was at the NMB48 Theater under the Manzai Theater.
But we had to line up 100 talk themes and the fans had to choose them.
You prepared 100 of them?
Yes, and it took about 6 hours for the manager to listen to all of them.
How many hours was the concert itself?
It was only one hour, so we could only perform about 44 of them.
That's a lot of work!
I've heard of it, but Kodama Hibiki Show would have like 100 of them and fans would do whatever they wanted and get a hair style for it.
That's what they did!
They did something amazing!
And there were like 40 episodes of it and people were really into it.
It was a big hit!
Can I ask you something?
What?
I won! I won!
No, no, listen. First of all...
Oh, I see.
You revealed 45 in an hour.
But 45 in an hour means you talked for less than a minute.
There were no streams so I wanted to talk a lot and revealed 44.
Wait, can you tell me which one was your favorite?
Is there one?
That's a good one.
Wait a second.
I...
What? You forgot everything?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
I... I'm...
I'm getting something out of my butt.
Something bad is coming out of your butt!
Can you broadcast this?
If you didn't broadcast it then, it might have been better.
No, no, it's fine. It's spreading.
The day before, I went to eat with my colleagues.
The next day, I had a theater performance.
That day, my stomach hurt a lot.
I usually don't wash my hands in the theater bathroom,
but I couldn't stand it that day, and I did it.
I don't usually do it, but I did it once.
There was a concert after that, and I felt really weird in my butt.
I was dancing while thinking it was the worst because I used a movie theater washlet and thought I must have gotten money from it.
You felt weird and danced.
And when I got home, I couldn't see my butt.
So I was like this in front of the mirror.
Wait a minute!
Hey, you're not an idol!
What's funny is that you're hilarious!
In front of the mirror!
You were in trouble.
I was in trouble.
And I found my boots.
And so...
Can you stop it?
It hurt so much I couldn't talk to anyone, so I took a picture of it and sent it to my family's group line.
I thought my mom would be careful and transform, but my dad said,
It says that I have a butterfly.
A butterfly?
Yes.
I still don't have a butterfly.
Do it!
You are really good!
I think you can be a member of Kakeru now.
You can afford it.
It's my fourth year.
You can afford it.
That's right.
Is it that bad?
That's the worst.
That's amazing.
Yes, I think that's the worst.
That's also a joke.
Yes.
You can say it without streaming, but you can say it on streaming.
That's right.
It's already flowing.
No!
I can understand your feelings.
It's not funny, it's not funny.
It's already like this.
Don't say that.
You can't say that.
The audience has more quality.
Really?
That's amazing!
You said it but I forgot!
I forgot!
But now...
It's on air.
It's okay, right?
You're okay, right?
I'm okay.
It's okay.
Go ahead.
I'm not worried about it at all.
Okay, please.
I'll call out the other members.
After you introduce yourselves,
I'll read it.
I know what you're going to say.
It's like you're telling me what you're going to say in the script.
I know.
Let's read it.
Applause!
[PH] Thank you very much.
Please introduce yourselves.
Okay! If you're a panda...
Shan Shan!
If you're an NMB...
Sissi!
Are you interested in either of them?
Sissi!
Thank you!
I'm 15 years old from Hyogo Prefecture and I'm new to this industry.
Thank you for having me!
I want you to know about my charm.
It's my shoulder width that I want to protect.
Thank you for having me!
A shoulder width you want to protect.
That's true, your shoulder width is narrow.
It's good.
It's thin.
Next, please.
Let's go!
Please clap your hands!
Clap clap clap clap!
[PH] Hara hara!
Rokudoki!
Melomelon!
One, two!
Malentong!
Thank you very much!
I'm 23 years old, from Osaka Prefecture, not familiar with takoyaki.
My name is Karen, or Piro-Piro, or Hara Karen.
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
I want you to know that I'm charming and I'm worth playing with!
Don't say it yourself!
I don't want to play with you!
You can only do that!
I'm happy, thank you!
Thank you, Garu!
Next!
Hi! Today we're in the ferry...
Auju!
I want to be an angel like you all!
I'm Anjiko Manabe from Hyogo Prefecture and 22 years old.
What I want you to know about me is...
I don't know if I can say it's attractive...
But people say my gap when I talk is amazing.
What do you mean by your gap when you talk?
People say I look quiet.
You're definitely chaki-chaki right now.
I'm very natural.
Oh, really?
Do you have a natural episode?
Not at all.
I'm calmed down now.
You don't say it yourself.
No, no.
It's a gap when we talk.
Let's watch it for 2 hours.
Thank you.
Next.
The one who makes everyone happy is...
REIPON!
I hope you have a good head.
Thank you.
I'm 18 years old from Hyogo Prefecture.
I'm Makoto Hagarai. I want you to know that I'm very passionate and have guts.
Wow!
You look like it.
You look passionate.
You're 18 years old?
Yes, I am.
What about your age?
I'm normal.
I'm just normal.
Normal? You didn't say anything special.
Usually I'm cute in the morning.
Cute in the morning?
But I'm very passionate about something.
I've only seen you doing this in 3D in the real world.
That's right.
I've never seen you do it in real life.
Thank you for coming.
Let's continue.
Hot like fire!
I'll make a great honopi for you!
Thank you!
I'm 19 years old from Nana Prefecture. My name is Honopi Koton Nishida Honoka.
Thank you for having me!
I want you to know about my charm.
It's my gag!
You do gag?
I also have funny jokes.
Funny jokes?
Yes.
Can I?
Yes.
Can I?
Please!
I'm a little embarrassed.
You should say it yourself.
I'm embarrassed, but I'm inner-side woman!
Wow, that's good.
Yes, there is such a gag.
It was disadvantageous.
But it's good when you say it.
I'm inner-side woman!
I'm inner-side woman.
I'm sorry.
It's scary.
It's scary for an old man.
I only asked you once.
How many jokes do you have?
How many?
I'm good at puns, so I'll think of puns with words you say.
I'm sorry, but can you let me use this too?
Wow.
Can I say only words you say?
Yes.
Kirin.
Kirin. Rinrin.
Let's go a little further.
Pizza!
Knees!
But it's funny!
Amazing!
That's good!
For now, it's an iron heart.
Amazing!
I see!
So, today we will have these six people!
Please!
So, shall we go to the first corner?
The first corner is...
Please!
Defense!
Please read it with your mouth!
For this segment, everyone will wear headphones and guess what we say with just our mouths moving and give a message to the next member.
If the topic and the last person's answer is the same, you succeed. If you fail, you'll have to wear tights as a punishment.
We always do this.
This is tough.
Everyone, please wear headphones.
Who will go in this order?
Yeah, let's do that first.
Miyu will tell you how to do it.
But you can say it out loud.
I'll press the switch.
That's right.
You have to wear an eye mask first.
I can't see it but can I put it on?
You can.
You can't see it but you can put it on.
Out of five people, four of you said you were stupid.
There's a lot of people.
There's only one person who's wearing earphones.
Ouch!
I hit you.
Let's play music.
Wow!
Can you hear me?
Can you say, ''shinshin''?
One, two...
Shinshin!
Okay, okay, okay.
Yes, yes.
She can't hear you.
I've been doing this a lot but Anju was pretty funny.
She was playing the guitar for a second.
[PH] She was playing the guitar.
[PH] What?
Karenta?
Karenta was playing the guitar for a second.
What's up with this beat?
There's still time until the end.
I know.
I think you're pretty nervous.
To be honest, I get crazy when I do this.
Oh, I see.
Sometimes you have to wait for about 10 minutes, but it's hard.
So I tried to do it as fast and fast as possible.
Yes.
Now, let me announce what we will deliver.
First of all...
I'm super popular!
You're wrong!
Let's go with that!
I'm super popular!
Let's start with Miyu-chan and Yui-no.
That's right!
Now...
So...
So you have to blink...
I... I look like this...
Yes, that's right.
I look like this...
And I'm super popular.
I'm excited to see how this will be transmitted.
Yes, me too.
So you have to blink...
And you only have to take off your eye mask.
That's a bit annoying.
Taking off only your eye mask.
You're good at it.
Yes, yes.
I look like this and I'm very prominent.
Say it again.
I look like this and I'm very prominent.
[PH] This is...
Look at this!
I...
look like this...
and I'm...
super...
I'm in it!
Wait a minute!
If you repeat it every time, it will never end!
No, so how many times do you do it?
Three times?
No, not at all.
Now, please!
I!
I! Look like this!
Look like this!
Kou miete...
Oooh...
Kou miete...
Oooh...
No, no.
I...
look like this...
in a big house...
a little...
don't you think?
Rarely!
I'm out of my mind.
I look like this.
I'm at home.
I'm out of my mind.
How old are you?
End!
How old are you?
You finished with a question at the end.
How old?
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, Anju-chan, you're doing it.
Anju-chan, you're funny.
I think I've seen you like this before, sometimes when you're about to fall.
You're funny.
Okay, I'll have you do it.
Right, eye mask.
I wonder if you can take it off.
Everyone has their own personality.
Okay, please say it.
I...
In the big house...
I swung!
I...
In the big house...
Swung?
In the big house...
Swung?
In the big house...
Down?
I...
In the big house...
What's that?
Ho!
O-ie-de!
Furi?!
O-ie-de!
O-ri!
Nani... Nani-tai!
Nan-sai!
Nari-tai!
Habe-tai!
Toke-tai!
Last one! Last one! Last one!
One last time.
I...
grew up in...
an orphanage?!
How old?!
It connected a little.
Okay, okay.
Okay, please remove it.
The next one is your teammate.
Me?
You two are close.
Wait, wait, wait.
We are, we are, we are.
You two are close.
Um...
Okay, please give me a pat.
What are you two doing?
Okay.
Um...
Okay, please take only that.
What did you say?
Um...
And please give me a proper response.
Okay, please.
Me! Me!
Koureki!
[PH] I'm Igura.
How old?
I'm I'm...
I'm older.
I'm I'm...
I'm I'm... orange!
I'm older.
I... I...
Orange!
Why are you doing that?
I... I...
Orange!
I don't think she knows what it means.
If I were an orange…
How old?
Orange!
She's scary.
Orange range!
I'm... I'm...
Elderly age...
Elderly...
Old?
Old age...
Elderly age...
Don't you know Koureiki?
Me!
Koureiki!
Me!
Koureiki!
Me!
Last one.
Me!
How old?
Me!
OK, that's it!
Next, last one.
Well, well...
Please!
I...
Me?
Light year.
Tokyo Tower!
Light year.
Tokyo Tower!
Tokyo Tohoku.
Tohoku.
Southeast China.
I am...
Y...YP?
I am...
Tohoku.
To...to...to...denji.
Tohoku.
Old age.
Don't say it!
Say it one last time!
I...
Am in my late teens.
Oh!
Late teens?
Late teens!
Late teens?
Late teens!
Am I in my late teens?
I'm in my late teens.
And lastly?
No words?
That's it?
I'm in my late teens.
Okay.
Please take it.
I don't want to sing that song!
Well then, please announce it.
The last one, Ono-P.
Please!
I'm in my late teens.
How did you hear it?
I'm in my late teens.
So you understood the word, right?
Yes, I understood it.
And what did you say next?
I'm old?
Old!
How old?
How old!
I see.
And what did you say here?
I...
Eh, what did you say?
Why do you remember?
You're the one who forgets things.
Why do you forget?
You said something like orange.
Like, how old are you?
How old are you?
Oh, you mean, I'm old?
How old was I when I was raised?
How old?
How old was she?
And what did you say, Shinshin?
I, it seems like this, am very mature.
And the correct answer is?
I, it seems like this, am very mature.
Correct!
So up until now, it was correct.
That's right.
It's from Piro-piro.
It's from Piro-chan.
It seems like this, eh, yes.
No, no, no.
One more question?
Should we change members?
Karen is suspicious.
It's a problem.
I think we shouldn't put her in first half.
Karen, should we go first or last?
That's right.
Which one do you want?
First one.
Tell us the first one.
Please.
Don't say you don't know why.
What should we do?
Siro?
What's wrong?
Can't I join?
No, no, no.
Can I? It seems fine.
But Karen-san asked you a question...
Ah, I see!
Karen said it was a problem.
And shuffle that part.
Who wants to go last?
But I told Honopi...
Oh, you did?
We have good chemistry.
Oh, you told her before.
You told her before.
Shinshin was also right.
Oh, you're right.
Oh, you can do it.
But Honopi's back...
I'm next to Honopi because I'm shy.
I see.
Honopi is shy and cute, right?
Yes.
Shall we go with this?
Okay, let's put on headphones and eye masks.
Is it playing now?
Is it playing?
It's playing, right?
Okay.
But we can't succeed.
That's right.
I'm getting nervous.
This is a little...
There is a topic for it, but if there is a topic, Karen will say it in her favorite words.
This is for now, right?
For now, right?
There is more.
I will announce it later.
Okay.
I'll announce it later.
Okay.
What are you doing?
It's like a Rubik's Cube.
What are you doing?
[PH] Is it this one?
Yes, yes.
It's noisy.
Okay.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Honopi?
[PH] Yes.
Calendar?
Yes.
You.
You!
That's you!
Yeah, I've been like, yeah, I've been going to bars.
I've been going to a lot of places, but...
Galentans!
I'm here.
I'm the same as Oneno and Shuhei and Damashii.
That's you!
You're a fool, boss.
Let's all look at it together.
You're too old-fashioned.
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
It's not rude.
I'm really sorry.
You're telling me you'll announce it later.
Galentans!
I'm sorry.
But is there anything you want to say?
Yes, I want to say.
Summer Live 4 shows will be held in August.
What does Summer Live mean?
Summer Live...
There is.
Is it like a festival in summer?
Yes!
I don't know!
Where is it held?
In Osaka.
What kind of live?
Can you feel summer?
Can you tell me more about it?
Will you ask me about it?
I'll tell you about it later.
What will you do? Will you do this or do you have something you want to say?
I'll say it.
If you can't say it, you can't do NMB.
It's also an advertisement.
Come to the Summer Live 4th performance in August.
Can you do it?
Can you remember it?
Like this.
Oh, I can see it now.
Ah, you saw it.
I'll take this off.
Summer Live 4th performance in August.
Please do it.
Please.
August 2nd!
Summer Live! Summer Live!
Oh!
Yonkouen!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
October 2nd!
Fire live!
Gion park!
No, that's not it.
Where?
Four corners!
But you're doing it like this in the back.
Four corners!
Cheer!
Four corners!
Can you hear me?
Wow, I can't hear you.
Listen!
Listen! You're dirty!
Okay!
This is...
I don't know how this will be transmitted.
This is where we were at the goal.
Well then...
Please!
August 2nd!
August 2nd.
Your first?
August 2nd.
Your first?
August 2nd.
Do you love me now?
You're not allowed to say it.
Why can't we say it?
August 2nd.
You love me now?
August 2nd.
Can we love each other?
I can't understand you.
Bees...
Are they flies?
What is this?
One more time.
Come to the summer live in August!
Say it one by one.
One more time!
Come to the summer live in August!
Okay, come here.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go a little more.
One more time.
You came in August.
Why are there so many words?
Are you an obstacle?
It's completely different.
Kintane!
Rane!
Just this time.
Why are you changing the number of letters?
Just this time.
Ha...
[PH] Ha!
You can use your fingers.
Hachi...
Hachi?!
Alright, alright.
Alright!
You can't do it.
Alright, fine.
Hachi...
Hachi...gatsu...
Hachi...ga...
Ga...
Hachi...reipon!
The eight of us at Rapon!
Hachi...
What are you saying?!
August, Summer Live!
The eight of us at Rapon!
Live! Live!
You're starting it again!
Summer! Summer!
Summer! August! August!
The eight of us at Rapon!
Summer!
It's over!
End of recording!
Please take off your mask.
We haven't done anything yet.
We just told you.
Please take off your mask.
Well...
Please!
Eight people!
Eight white people!
What?
Eight people's...
Oh!
Rapon.
Oh!
Live... Is it over?
Live...
Live... Live?
Live...
In...
In live...
Summer!
Oh, okay!
Live Summer.
Meaningless.
OK, OK, OK.
OK, that's it.
OK.
Um...
Anju-chan, you've been doing it for a long time.
Anju-chan...
Please wait a moment.
OK.
Wow, amazing.
Too loud?
OK.
Put it on.
OK.
OK, please.
Eight...
Don't run!
Eight...
Eight people...
When eight people are together...
Eight people's...
When eight people...
Why don't you know?
Why are you going there?
Eight people...
Oh well...
Reipon...
What was it? Reipon and...
Reipon and...
Oh, I don't know this.
Harashide?
What was it?
You didn't say it.
Why didn't you say it?
Summer! Japan!
Time's up!
You've said it as many times as you want!
OK, it's over.
Please go ahead.
Let's go with this.
OK, it's OK.
What?
You're serious about this.
OK, please say it sincerely.
What should I say?
Please say it as it is.
Well...
When I'm at the end of...
Hmm?
When I'm at the end of...
Hijiki.
When I'm at the end, I have hijiki and...
One? One?
When I'm at the end, I have one leipon and...
Jaban.
[PH] You're in my way.
When I'm at the end, I have hijiki and leipon and...
What?
Jaban.
You're in my way?
But this is...
I can't do it.
One more time.
There is...
hijiki and...
bacon and...
bacon?
Yes, it's over.
Yes, please stand up.
Now, Xin Xin.
Yes.
The name you just heard.
Yes.
Then,
Yes.
Please announce it.
Hichiki and Renkon, are you in the way?
No.
Good luck.
Now, Anjou, why did you hear it?
Why did you tell us?
When I'm at the end, Raypon and Jaban...
Already said it?
Raypon...
Yes, that's right.
I'm done.
Hashirin, Rapon and Jaban.
What about you, Miyu?
What was it?
I keep forgetting.
What did you say?
Rapon and...
naked Summer.
No!
You can't say that!
Rapon and naked Summer.
What was it?
What about you, Omomi?
Eight of us, Rapon and Summer at a concert.
No!
That's not it.
8 people's messages...
That's why you couldn't get it.
8 people's messages don't make sense.
Please.
Come to the Summer Live in August!
That's it!
Please give us the correct answer.
Come to the Summer Live in August!
That's correct!
That's a good answer!
Summer live at Yonkouen in August.
What kind of live is this August summer live?
Why don't you know?
Where is it?
You really don't know?
Beyside.
Beyside?
Zepp Osaka.
Which one?
Zepp Osaka.
Beyside.
Zepp Osaka's Beyside.
I see.
Amazing.
Yonkouen.
Live...
It's not a festival, but there were four live performances.
It's a blank.
The winner of the match can have a barbecue.
The winner can have a barbecue with everyone.
And the loser?
We don't know yet.
The loser has to prepare for a barbecue.
It's humiliating.
It will be released in August. Please look forward to it.
Since you failed, you will have to play with Bilibili goods as a penalty game.
But you can't do it at all.
I can't do it.
You can't do it at all.
Now...
Yes, yes, yes.
There are six. These are all Bilibili goods, right?
Yes, Bilibili goods. Please choose one.
There are various Bilibili goods.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please choose one you like.
How do we do it?
Now, you don't know how to do it?
I know how to do it, but you should hold the poop that Shinshin is holding.
That's right!
I don't know.
I know something.
You know something, right?
Let's do it in order.
From Karen-tan...
Is it a stun gun?
Hold both of them and push the button on the left and right of the silver button.
I don't know how to do it.
What?
Show us how you do it.
If you push this button...
What?
I don't understand!
I really don't understand!
If you push the buttons on both sides, electricity will flow!
There are two buttons!
Here and here!
Which one?
Here and here!
Which one?
Come on!
Which one?
This and...
And this.
I'm scared!
This and this?
I'm scared!
Well, then...
Please!
[PH] Why are you asking me to do it?
Go ahead.
Let's see if it's real or not.
It's long.
I don't like it.
Well, this is...
It's only for Canada.
It's really dangerous.
It's more dangerous than a normal pen.
Now, Raipon, please come out.
What?
What? Raipon, you're up next.
Kalentan, Kalentan.
Kalentan? Kalentan, you're still going to do it?
Of course I'll do it!
Kalentan, you're going to do it?
Why are you doing it and Kalentan is saying yes?
See, I'm going to eat you all up.
Kalentan, Kalentan.
I'll forgive you for that.
I thought you'd put it in your nose.
I'm scared, I'm scared!
Yes.
Valentin, you idiot.
Go ahead!
Eh? This way?
Tell me where it is!
Go ahead!
Tell me where it is!
You know I'm not an adult!
You were doing it in front of me, so tell me.
I went there.
Tell me carefully.
Go ahead!
This way?
There's no way it's this way.
But this...
There's only a bit of it here.
And...
I'm scared.
Why are you scared?
I'm going.
Eh?
No, no, no, you have to go.
Where?
So...
Scary.
Where?
Here!
What?
I pressed the wrong button.
Let's go.
The worst.
Please.
[PH] Thank you.
What is that rhythm?
3, 2, 1.
Let's go.
3, 2, 1.
Let's go up.
It's water.
How is it?
3, 2, 1.
What?
I came here for the third time.
One more time.
3, 2, 1.
Safe!
Maybe it broke when Takanori threw it.
Maybe.
Safe!
Safe?
Now, Reibo, please.
I don't know how to play anymore.
You don't know?
You usually play it in a cutter live, right?
Yes.
Of course you do.
That's right.
Okay, then.
Here I go.
Three...
Two...
One!
What?
Huh?
More, more.
[PH] It's gone.
I'm scared.
Okay.
I'm getting nervous.
Next is P.
There are two buttons.
I don't know.
You can press both.
I'm good at this.
You can turn on the power by pressing the silver button near the light.
The light?
The one above.
Please start.
3...
2...
1...
Ah!
It flew away!
Is it coming?
It's pretty bad.
It's pretty bad, right?
No, it's not!
Okay, okay, okay.
It's bad.
This is scary.
Yuu-chan, shall we do it?
This is a good thing.
It's fast!
If you hold the strap and press the silver button on the side, electricity will flow.
Let's do it.
3...
3, 2, 1...
Wow!
What?
What's wrong?
Why are you shaking?
What's wrong?
OK, OK, OK, OK.
OK, Anzu.
What's this?
Wow, it's scary!
That's scary!
OK, let's go. 3, 2, 1...
She dropped it with numb hands and then grabbed it and then...
She was like...
She said it in a low voice.
Let's go, Sissi.
When you press the on-off button, electricity flows.
There are so many buttons.
I don't know.
I want them all.
You said it's on-off.
On-off.
On-off button.
Let's do it!
3, 2, 1!
This is scary.
I know what it is.
3, 2, 1!
[PH] What?
She said she wanted to do it at her own timing.
I did it because I thought it would be good.
She said she would do it at her own timing.
Just a second.
Here I go.
Huh?
That's the worst! I thought it was broken and I was careful.
The game is over! Thank you!
That's it for the message game!
Let's go! Next corner is...
Teach me, Teacher Shuhei Domoshin!
Yes, it's okay.
This segment is for the members of MB48 to get their sense of humor polished by Shuhei.
For the most interesting members, we will give away 2TRIBE can badges.
2TRIBE can badges?
Yes, they have them.
They made them for us.
Yes.
We gave away the wall posters before.
Yes, yes, yes.
Finally, our can badges.
Like this.
It's so shiny.
Like this.
As an entertainer, it's your first time right?
Yes, first time.
Thank you.
No one is here right?
Everyone wants it right?
So first is the big cut.
Do you usually do the big cut?
We do it quite often.
You do it often.
So you've done it before right?
So the teacher's question is...
This one!
The school's seven wonders couldn't fit into seven of them, what is the 98th wonder?
Alright, alright, alright.
The school's seven wonders couldn't fit into seven of them, what is the 98th wonder?
Please think about it!
It looks fun.
From those who can do it, please raise your hand.
This is a good topic.
It's a good topic, yes.
Please raise your hand.
Ah, and if we do this, we can raise our badge?
Oh, right. He went through all of them.
All of them. Through this big cut, this big table, right?
Okay.
Now, let's see...
The pen is moving forward.
Amazing!
It's amazing at this point.
Ryu-chan has 100 episode talks.
Amazing.
Until the pen moves forward...
Oh, Ryu-chan, are you done?
Until the intestines come out...
Intestines don't matter.
Stop it. You're saying it.
Now, let's go.
The 98th mystery that didn't make it into the 7 mysteries of school is...
When you become a hanakin, an old man drinking alcohol from an alcohol lamp appears.
At least!
He's not rich.
At least! That's amazing.
There may be some around, but there are some old men in the neighborhood who are crazy about money and looking for alcohol.
It's a mysterious song like a case.
And the top pattern is amazing.
It was funny.
It's funny.
I'm happy.
Do you know the word hanakin?
I don't know.
You still say it.
You're good at talking, cutting, and super-being-out.
You're good at age selection.
You're a comedian!
Okay, let's move on to the next topic.
The seven mysteries of school.
The 98th mystery that didn't make it into the seven mysteries is...
When you're dating Miyu again, you'll get sick.
You'll get sick.
If you date with Madam Miyu, you'll get sick.
[PH] What?
Yay!
What?
If you date with Madam Miyu, you'll get sick.
There's no way such a famous poem will ever be left in school's seven wonders.
98th.
That's good.
Let's go.
Nice pace.
I don't know.
An-chan.
I don't know anymore.
An-chan, I think you were heavy last time.
No, no, no.
Here we go.
The school's seven mysteries and the 98th mystery that didn't make it into the seven mysteries are...
The theory that the school meal wasn't planned to end.
What is a theory?
I don't know what a theory is.
What is a theory?
That's good.
The young girls' team is also good.
There is a theory that Beethoven's eyes move.
Is it Hanako's theory?
Yes, yes, yes.
The human model moves.
Musicians can hear the piano.
I see.
Now, shall we go to the next step?
Yes!
The seventh mystery of school and the 98th mystery that did not enter the seven mysteries is...
There is a soul of correction in graduates.
What do you mean?
It's a mystery!
Because I graduated from a school, but I'm always mixed in there?
Everyone was like, graduates! And I was like, I'm the one who won!
That's amazing!
It's really amazing!
It's not 98th place, it's the first one!
Yeah, it's really amazing!
It's amazing!
Okay, okay, okay...
Ah, ah, Konpi!
Okay, let's go with that!
The 7 wonders of school!
The 98th wonder that didn't make it into the 7th place is...
A single lettuce in a cabbage field!
Wait, wait!
First of all...
What, what, what?
First of all, there's a cabbage field in that school!
What? Agriculture club?
That's the mystery.
Isn't there something like purple cabbage?
Yes, yes.
There is.
There is lettuce in the corner.
That's good.
OK, OK.
Second one.
OK, let's go with second one.
The seventh mystery of school, and the 98th mystery that didn't make it into the seventh one is...
The music room portrait of Bach and Beethoven is hidden by Yasushi Akimoto.
It's not strange to ride it.
Karen, what is the 98th mystery that didn't make it into the school's 7 mysteries and 7 mysteries?
The math teacher is Punch Pama.
No, there is.
There is.
There was at the time.
No, there was at the time.
My teacher was like that too.
It's strange.
It's not strange.
Teacher, please.
Yes, yes, go ahead.
Ryu-chan!
It's amazing.
I'll go.
What is the 98th mystery that didn't make it into summer?
Hanako in the bathroom, humanoid model and Kinjirou Ninomiya's love triangle.
That's funny!
That's good.
That's funny!
That's good.
That's funny.
That's love triangle.
The pen is stopped because of the mutuality.
I'm not sure if I'm still on the screen.
I know, right?
The way Kinjiro looks at you when you move at night is similar to Hanako.
That's amazing.
I'm curious about it.
But it's fine. Just keep showing us.
It's fine if it's just Piro-chan.
It's fine. That's how it is.
Right?
Yes!
Let's go.
The seventh mystery in school and the 98th mystery that you couldn't enter is...
[PH] Piro-piro!
It's quite mysterious.
And it's white paper.
It's not written.
It's good.
Let's change the topic.
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is...
Think of a one-shot gag that suits Shuhei.
I want it.
Will you do it for me?
Of course.
I don't have a gag.
That's fast.
Let's go.
Think of a funny joke!
Is that all?
Please!
Wait a second.
This is tough.
I'm sure I'll do it in the future, but this is tough.
This is tough.
Let's do it together in the middle.
It doesn't matter where we do it.
I'm sure I won't get this.
Soul's guard!
Ha!
That's good!
Good?
It might be better.
What kind of situation am I in?
What did you think of that?
When you were talking.
What did you think of that?
Oh!
That's crazy.
You're asking for comments and doing that.
That's crazy.
Let's ask for it.
Let's try it in the theater.
It might be better because we don't know what it means now.
You think so?
It's more rhythmic.
Why is it falling down?
Leave it here.
Yes, yes.
Ok, let's go.
Gag.
Think of a gag that fits you perfectly.
Please.
Can you say, I'm low on vitamins?
You're low on vitamins.
I'm low on vitamins!
That's good.
I'm low on vitamins!
Vitamin C.
I see.
Wait, wait.
You're rushing it.
Mew-chan is already like this.
I'll do it.
You're older than the young actors in the theater.
Iruke's...
I'm reliable, but I'm older than Kou-chan of Panfaret and Nekkyo.
I don't know.
So, let's go with Vitamin C.
I'm the one who's wrong.
Hey, you, Vitamin C, don't you have enough of it?
What are you talking about?
Shouhei-dama-shi, Vitamin C!
It's tough and I don't have enough of it.
And what's with this guy's acting?
Don't you have enough of it?
But let's try it.
It's good when people and idols think about it.
Can you call this person and do it?
All at once?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
You can do it while looking at it.
There?
You can do it while looking at it.
Can you put it here?
Then, I'll put it here.
Yes, then...
Then, let's go.
Like a gangster.
It's a perfect gag for Shuhei's soul that Ryu-chan came up with.
Please!
Oh, the air is getting thinner.
Shu...
Hey!
Even if the air is drained, the soul will not be drained.
It's my soul, Shuhei's soul.
It's fine.
Isn't it good?
It's not embarrassing.
It's fine if you do it like that.
But idols have good sense.
Yes.
Self introduction is like a gag.
You are rude.
It's not a gag.
But it's more beautiful than an entertainer thinks.
It's beautiful.
It has a rhythm.
Yes.
Thank you.
I think it's good.
It's good.
Everyone is good.
Good.
When you do it, you might feel sad.
But you have the rhythm.
So you can see it.
Why do you feel sad?
You are the one who has the rhythm.
That's right.
There is no sense of rhythm.
Let's move on to Shinshi.
Shunhei's perfect gag.
This is tough.
But it's funny. You know what I mean, right?
It's been about an hour since I left the room and now my legs are shaking.
Are you nervous now?
This is tough!
Okay, Shinshin, please make a perfect joke for Shuhei.
Do you want me to cook? Do you want me to bathe? Or, Shuhei?
Right? It's tough, right?
What's so cute about it?
It's really tough.
It's okay, it's okay.
Mew-chan!
Karen-tan, you're up.
Okay, let's go.
Please tell us a gag that fits you.
Okay! Shuhei Festival...
Success!
I'm curious about what festival you are hosting.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Shushushushushushushu!
Hey!
What is this?
Why are you the center?
It's tough.
Why are you deciding who's center?
What's the point of this?
I just realized it, but I don't want to involve everyone in the theater with that.
I don't like it when people start doing this and say, shushushu, hey, hey, hey.
You don't like it?
I don't like it when people say, Yuzuru-san, what is this?
Just do your job.
Do your job.
Don't involve me in this.
You'll get in trouble!
What is this festival?
Is there a festival character?
Yes.
It seems like the audience knows.
Yes, there is.
Karen Festival?
Karen Festival is a festival?
Yes, there are various festivals.
Is that so?
Everyone responded immediately.
Yes.
So if we have a festival in the future, you'll do something for us, right?
Yes.
I see.
I believe you.
So, let's go with Yu-chan.
Okay, then, Shun-e-dama-shi, perfect one-shot gag.
Sad...
What do you think of Kanno Eiko-san?
She's like Kanno Eiko-san.
She's amazing.
Okay!
Okay, let's do it.
Please!
Sad, happy, I'm happy, okay!
Kano Eiko-san!
I'm sorry, I didn't know you were doing it like Kano Eiko-san.
You didn't know?
Can you do it for me, Miyu-chan?
Why?
What rhythm was it?
What kind of rhythm was it?
Like, is it like, I'm trying my best?
Yes, that's right.
Okay, then, Yui's gag, please!
Sad, happy, my soul...
What are you doing?
I'm just saying it normally!
I can't do it at all!
Why are you so close, all of a sudden?
I wanted you to do it.
I see, I see, thank you.
We haven't done that yet, have we?
It's hiding!
You're right, it's hiding.
That sucks.
Reipon, you haven't done it yet!
Isn't Anju doing it too?
I'm older than you, though.
You haven't done it either.
But we did it together just now!
What about you, Reipon?
You did it together too, Reipon!
We didn't do it together.
Reipon, you didn't do it!
Shall we do the festival together?
What are you saying?!
Nice, a round of applause.
You wanna party with me?
Why do you want to party with me?
Reipon, you wrote this, right?
I'm not in a position to say it.
Konno-kun wrote it, too.
Really?
I hope you enjoy it.
I'm so happy!
I'm the main character.
You should do something like this.
Okay, Mr. Shuhei.
Let's do it.
Hey, Shuhei! Hey, Shuhei! Let's have fun!
I learned a lot today. I don't think I'll do jokes anymore.
Anju, you too.
I won't do it anymore, so you do it.
Show us!
Open it up!
Hey you!
Go more!
Do your best!
Show your soul!
Let's go with Anju's soul!
Anju's soul!
Yes! Anju's soul!
Is the atmosphere okay now?
Let's go to Anju's Primary Geek!
Please do it!
Hey you! Go more!
Do your best!
Anju's soul!
What are you saying?!
You're going home alone!
I hate you!
I hate you so much!
Kamakama-ing again!
Anju festival! Anju festival is going to happen!
Anju festival!
It's Anju festival!
Start!
Let's practice.
It's Angie.
Angie, Angie, Angie...
Angie! Not me.
I'm not Anji!
I'm Shuhei!
Why am I so weak?
That's it for the cutting section!
We still have more cutting sections.
Next up is the initial...
Wow!
That's enough of this!
Next up is the initial cutting section.
For this initial quick draw, you will draw a topic from this box and get a quick draw for the topic you get.
If you get a circle card of the spirit of the center, you can get out of the box.
If you get a X card, you can switch many times until you get a circle card.
You only have three, two, one answers.
So you pick up and call out. And you answer with three, two, one.
So, Shueidama will decide whether it's correct or not.
You want me to go first?
I'll hold it up for you.
It's like a sample.
I see!
Let's go!
Shueidama, please!
Go for it!
It starts with a E.
I knew you wouldn't do this.
It's a high speed.
3, 2, 1!
Um...
That...
It's not that!
It's not that! It starts with an i!
It's not that!
It's no good!
Let's go! 3, 2, 1!
Um... Don't... Throw... The... Mintia...
Yes, it's like that!
It's no good like that!
This is really difficult!
It's difficult!
Even for an actor, it's like this!
3, 2, 1!
It's amazing!
Can I have this shown in a theater next time?
That's right, you can train it!
I'll read it out loud, and then we'll start from there. 3, 2, 1!
Please!
A word of shock from fans starting with A.
Three, two, one!
Are you different in face and photos?
Wow!
You can't say that!
OK!
That's OK.
Wow!
Can we put this in?
Without putting it in?
Without putting it in, yes.
OK, you can take it off.
Okay, let's get started.
Yes, yes.
Please!
The mysterious word in your mom's search history that starts with T.
One, two, three!
T... T... T...
I can't think of it!
One more time!
Let's do it one more time.
The word that was in your mother's search history from the beginning of the world.
Three, two, one!
Let's do one more.
Don't we have to turn around?
No, you can't do it like this.
Turn around later.
This is normal.
This is the standard.
Alright, let's go.
Okay.
Ready, go!
Okay!
Um...
From Moo to Konnan, I thought it would sell well.
NMB48's new song title.
From Moo to Konnan, I thought it would sell well.
NMB48's new song title.
Ready, go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Moo moo moo moo, this is difficult!
What did you say?
Moo moo moo moo?
Say it again!
Moo...
Say it again!
This is so hard!
I don't know what you're saying.
What are you doing?
We're just saying this game is hard.
That's right.
This is hard!
Miu went too far.
That's right.
Come on!
She's getting into it.
This is...
Let's start with Hei and start with Cho.
3, 2, 1!
It came from a helicopter.
Okay!
It came from a helicopter.
It's not even Cho.
It's from a helicopter.
Let's have her hold this one too.
Okay, let's go, Elaporn!
Let's go.
The name of a hero who doesn't look strong at all and starts with 10.
3, 2, 1!
Fly for me!
The name of a hero?
I thought it was good!
Let's go, Honopi!
Yes.
Um...
The word that starts with na- and is added to the sign of a log.
Ready, set...
Three, two, one!
It's nakata.
It is?!
Why would I add nakata?
Okay!
Why?!
Okay!
Okay, okay.
You're inoue, right?
You're inoue, but...
Yes.
It's nakata.
I'm inoue.
Okay, let's go.
Shinichi!
Yes.
Let's do a revenge!
Let's go!
If you say it without hesitation, it's okay.
That's right!
Yes, let's go.
What is sold at 100 yen starting with C?
One, two, three!
Horse's claws!
OK!
That's good!
It's not sold!
I saw you had the best claws.
Anyone?
Excuse me?
Don't take it back!
Don't take it back?
Don't take it back!
She told me too.
Thank you.
Yes, yes.
I'll play it again if I have that.
Don't take it back.
Thank you for teaching me.
Okay, let's begin.
Valentine's Day!
A-star hotel service.
Ready and...
Three, two, one!
Aren't you going home?
Do you want a service?
A service?
Okay!
This is hard.
It's a marriage.
There's only one left.
Oh, this is...
Oh, I'm sorry. It's my fault.
Here you go.
Thank you.
A wise woman's bag that starts with K.
Oh, it's hard.
It's hard?
A wise woman's bag that starts with K.
It's hard.
Ready, set...
3, 2, 1!
I'm sure you have an umbrella with you, Kiya.
Okay!
Everyone passed.
Everyone cleared this one.
Next up is... Wow!
Wow!
We did two big cuts.
Everyone, it was wonderful.
It was wonderful.
You can't do this anymore!
Yes.
Let's give them a round of applause.
No way.
This system is amazing, right?
So, Shuei Damashii, please choose one badge and give it to that person.
I guess I'll give it to Miu-chan!
Miu-chan, congratulations!
All of them!
Yay!
So, there's a Takanori badge and a Shuei Damashii badge. Which one is it?
We're definitely going to get it, so first up is Shuei Damashii-san.
Yes, I'll definitely get the Takanori badge.
I said that at the beginning.
Why did you choose me?
I think you chose me.
Thank you.
That's all for the giveaway.
Next is...
That's amazing.
Next up is the challenge for members.
It's a joke.
That's amazing.
You can use it as you like.
You can do a joke.
Let's collect it.
Please pick up the money from people who come up with ideas.
You're doing a stoic live performance.
I'm getting tired of this.
It's really flashy.
I think I've seen this before when I was skating.
I always do this.
It's usually about 30 minutes before the end of the segment, but they usually do it for 2 hours!
They're more of comedians than comedians.
What is this?
Amazing!
Let's go!
What's the purpose of this?
Alright, this is a horror media monster! Please!
Hey! Don't worry! I'm wearing one!
That's great!
Alright, let's go with Anchi!
Let's go!
Please show us your funny pose!
Um...what cosplay is this?
Okay! Good!
Good!
Wow!
Okay, okay, Miyu-chan's pose!
The soldier's soul...
Wait! Two days later!
Good!
Two days later!
Two days later...
What is this?
More and more!
The instructions are cute.
The delivery serial is a joke.
Please!
Hey! I'll do the tango!
Wow!
So quick!
Finally, it's like an idol.
Yes, idols don't do this.
Okay, let's go, Kanen.
It's not working at all.
Okay, okay.
Let's go, Rei.
What is this?
Stop copying me!
Shinshin's charm.
I see.
That's why you were so popular.
Shinshin, please.
I'm Takoyaki Fumin's Hara Karen.
Karen is also OK.
That's great!
Karen's impersonation.
You're making fun of each other.
Karen's impersonation, please!
Oh, I'm joking.
Karen's impersonation, please!
I'll carry you!
What's that?
It's Ikko's impersonation.
That's great!
That's a lot of impersonations!
Please do a funny pose.
Um...where did my lower body go?
That's amazing. It's buried in there.
That's a lot of times in a row. That's amazing.
Well, Miyu-chan, please do a funny pose.
Oh, no, a dog's tail came out.
That's funny.
What?
Wonderful.
What?
Wonderful.
Now, next, this model, please!
I'm Miyuko and Wado Miyu!
I know who's doing this!
I get the image!
I can't do it anymore.
Now, next...
Oh, you guys are amazing!
Yes, Karen, Taniyoru...
Model, please!
Generic!
What did you say?
What did you say? Say it again.
Generic!
OK! Generic!
Wow, that's amazing!
Interesting.
Now, let's hear from Miyu-chan.
Please!
Is today's Shuhei-soul-seeker's pants blue?
Ah, it's slippery.
You've gone over your own ability to recover.
That's amazing.
Is it something you do only for entertainment?
Let's go. Please do a serious joke.
I'm really bad at that.
Help me.
She's showing all of her idol side.
Interesting.
Is it time?
It's the last one.
The last one.
Let's go, Honopi.
It's the last one.
Please do a monoboke.
If you take off your glasses, glasses!
Great!
I can see it.
This is amazing, everyone!
It's amazing!
I can watch this with confidence!
It's wonderful!
Now!
Master Shuhei, can you decide which one was the most interesting?
This is hard...
I'm glad it's everyone.
Each one has their own personality.
Then Anju-chan!
It's Anju-chan!
Yay!
Yes.
What's the reason?
Well, Miu and Anjou are also very stoic.
That's right.
Like, where is your lower body?
So, which one of you would like to pick?
Um... I'll go with Shuhei.
What?!
I'll go later.
What do you mean later?
When I saw the wall poster, I didn't know if they had the same vibe with the scene in the movie,
I'm not the type of person who gets popular easily.
There's still more.
The last thing you'll be challenged with is a photo!
That's tough.
The topic for this time is...
A Little Sad.
Should comedians also come out as guests and have a serious match?
I think B-seiger will win next year.
We have some sad photos prepared for you.
Let's look at them one by one.
The first one is...
This one!
Can you see it?
Who is this?
It's Kanen!
Is this a sad photo?
That's me.
I was sad no matter how many times I screenshot it.
What do you mean by this?
I was invited to appear on your YouTube channel.
I was sad no matter how many times I screenshot it.
What are you doing?
Chihi is the saddest right now.
I can't believe this episode is happening.
But I sent this to Chihi and she was really happy about it.
She said she would send it.
I thought it was amazing.
I don't think she's happy about it.
I don't think it's going to be like this.
This is a sad picture.
It's always half and half.
Yes, it's always half and half and it's sad but it's always half and half.
It's sad.
Now, the second one please!
Who is this?
It's me.
An-chan.
Before I leave the house in the morning, I straighten my hair and set up my bangs.
But when I get to the venue, my hair is already messed up.
It's messed up.
Yes, I was really sad about it.
Ah, I see.
But you didn't go and hold it back yourself, did you?
It was already too messed up.
But I don't look at other members or places like that.
I was like, why is it like that?
But if it's messed up like that, how do you set it up next?
What should we do?
Soak it in water one more time, dry it, and do it again.
I see, it's a worry.
It's sad indeed.
The other members are pretty organized and clean.
It's always floating.
It's always floating, but only you're drooling.
It's sad indeed.
It's sad from the outset.
I'm sorry about the picture of Kanen-chan earlier.
For this photo corner, we'll say sad things.
We were laughing too much before.
So we'll say like this.
[PH] No?
No, no, no.
We were laughing too much before.
So we'll say like this for this photo corner.
I see.
It's normal for Karen-chan.
But I don't know what Karen-chan is saying.
She says it's sad no matter how many times we say it.
I don't know what she's saying.
Let's do it.
The 3rd one.
Me!
It's me.
When we shook hands, I happened to be wearing the same clothes as Abe Wakana.
I've never worn clothes together, but we were wearing the same clothes.
Many members said we looked alike, but as you can see from our bodies, we're very different.
I was told that we don't look alike.
I see.
I think the members said it in a good way.
But I thought, is it a good thing?
I see.
If you compare us, we're the same.
I'm complimenting you because you don't look like us.
But I think you're saying it in a bad way.
I don't think we look like you.
You don't look like me.
You're saying it.
We do look like you.
We do, right?
Yes, you do.
I happened to wear it.
Did you wear it before?
I just happened to.
I see.
But the good thing about you is this line you see from the side.
What's this line?
Yes, it's the waist.
She just confirmed her shape with her shadow.
I see, you're saying that you like the line from the side.
It's sad.
Now, number four.
This is me.
My appearance is...
It may not look like a sad picture at first glance.
But when I'm taking a picture, my tail is down.
It doesn't work at all.
You're not taking a picture.
My tail is shaking a lot, but it's down the moment I hold it like this.
But you don't usually do this, don't you get scared?
I don't get scared!
You hate it, right?
I know you bought a dog, but you probably get scared of it.
You do this all the time, right?
I don't get attached to it.
Right, you don't get attached to it.
When you get attached to it, you go like this to its face.
I only do this when I take a picture.
On the contrary.
When I take a random picture, I do this.
Right.
I don't do it.
This is more of a look when you're looking at your own face.
Right?!
That's true!
You're doing it!
I'm sad, I'm sad.
What's your dog's name?
It's Louis.
Louis-cha?
Louis-cha.
It's Louis-kun.
Oh, Louis-kun.
Ah, how cute.
Now, shall we continue?
The following photo is...
Whoa, wait a second...
What?!
Come on!
What?!
Come on!
Wait a second!
Take it out yourself!
You scared me!
Take it out yourself!
You scared me!
I didn't take this photo out of my own will!
What?!
This is a picture from high school.
As you can see, it's really big.
So what's sad about it?
Please stop.
When I was in a sports class, I was really bad at running.
So I was holding it down.
I saw the members and I thought it was that today.
Lower the bra size 4 cups and hold it down.
Today, lower 4 cups and hold it down.
Don't do rude things.
I'm holding it down and coming out.
Jen, Konopi, it's fun, isn't it?
It's fun for me.
Don't look at me.
Everyone is sad.
You are involved in it.
I'm sad about it.
You are sad.
Don't look at me.
It's strange.
You can hold it down even if you lower it four cups.
I'm holding it down.
You are doing something like a wife of a drunkard.
Do you do that usually?
Yes, I do.
I don't look at sad photos.
I'm cute like this.
What's that? Purikura?
What kind of clothes?
I was just going to take a picture with my friends in their local clothes and take a lot of pictures in a swimsuit.
In a swimsuit?
You're not a pervert, are you?
That's right!
I'm sorry.
That's amazing.
Sad.
Sad picture.
Let's take another picture.
Please.
Huh?
This is me.
I'm a researcher and my fixed room is this side pony.
When I get my hair pulled, it's very tight and my eyes go up.
So I ask the makeup artist to hold my face down and not make it look painful.
And I always get my makeup done with this face.
But I didn't make it more fun than you thought.
I brought my own cute pictures.
I'm the only one who's embarrassed.
I see!
You're a little stingy, aren't you?
You're like this, but could you show me the photo before?
Yes, please show me the photo before.
You're a little stingy, aren't you?
Right?
Like, how do you like my breast?
That's right, really. And you're showing only where it's leaking and hiding it.
You're right!
Even though you're exposing everything!
If you think about it now, everything is like that.
The half-open one with Karen is also a little cute.
It's like that, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Aishi-chan's hair is messed up.
It's a photo of a dog like me on the label.
Really?
If that's not true, let's see Honopi again.
I'm not hiding anything!
This is what it's like to be sad.
That's right.
So we have everyone's photos.
Shuei Dama, please choose the one you think was the best.
Shuei Dama, please choose!
It's Honopi!
Honopi!
She exposed herself.
It was a really sad picture.
Everyone else bought it in the morning.
Now, badges.
It's hard to think of them as idols.
It's amazing.
But it's hard for idols.
Now, there are Takanori badge and Shuhei soul badge. Which one do you like?
I'll come and get it later.
Shuhei soul? What is it?
I'll come and get it later.
What do you mean you'll come and get it later?
That's all for today! I'm your teacher, Shini Shuhei!
So, the next segment is...
What's happening behind the scenes at NMB48 Academy News!
I think it's Miihi's dream.
Yes, please don't take it away.
Sorry, sorry.
Wow, next is talk!
We hugged, we hugged, we hugged...
Wow...
That's a lot of time.
It's too big.
We've done too many corners.
That's how it is.
This corner is for the members to announce shocking school news that happened in NMB.
Have you already written it?
Then, let's open it all at once!
Yes, there are various things.
You don't need it, do you?
Nyanpiropu...
I don't know what it means.
I just settled down, but I'm in a changing room.
Reipon is too rough.
There are many things, but it's fun.
Can you choose one person?
Let's start with Honopi, who won earlier.
From Honopi?
Yes.
Let's go.
Then, please give us Honopi Academy news.
This is about Reipon, who is next to me.
Yes.
As you saw in the picture, Reipon is a bit of an adult-like character.
It was rough.
It was rough, but even behind the scenes it was like this.
Even behind the scenes?
Even during rehearsals with the members...
There's no fans.
Even though there's no fans, for some reason they wear really big T-shirts and shorts and pretend like they're not wearing them.
In rehearsals?
That's not necessary.
I don't know what you mean.
Even though nobody's watching, they pretend like they're not wearing them and act like they're being investigated.
I tell them to stop doing that.
Then they say, it's cute, so it's fine.
You're cute!
And you know, like...
Even if you're just talking normally...
I was talking to myself while touching my phone and she was like,
''Listen to me!''
That's so cheesy!
She's not a human!
''Are you serious?''
That's what she said.
And I was like,
''I'm not a fan of yours!''
And I got pushed around a little.
Yeah, you were pushed around.
I was harassed.
I got harassed and that was...
hard.
Ah, I see!
Is Reipo like that?
She's like a little sister in our family.
I want to spoil her.
Honopi is older than me.
I want to spoil her, so I always try to spoil her.
Honopi is older than you.
How old is Miyu?
She's older than me by three years.
She's not older than you by 31 years.
There is an older sister, right? Do you treat her nicely?
Not at all.
But my birthday is the same as Ray's.
My teeth are Ray and my name is Wadamiye.
What do you mean?
Four letters.
What do you mean?
Can I ask you properly?
What do you mean?
Four letters.
I said it so easily.
You two are similar.
I'm like, am I talking to a mirror?
Your features are vivid and your vividness is similar.
That's right.
But even if you're similar, your boobs aren't that big.
But Reipon's good thing is her youthfulness.
That's really rude.
Just youthfulness?
No, no, no.
I think it's better to hit that youthfulness while you're young.
That's great advice.
I see.
That's a good idea.
That's good.
Okay, next.
Then, Miyu-chan, you want to go?
Oh, Sinsi, you want to go?
Sinsi.
I also like rap.
Eh, Rapon, you know a lot.
Yes, um, whenever we're in a park or somewhere like this, we introduce ourselves and say certain things, right?
Yes, yes.
I'm always practicing those things by myself.
Eh, you're good at it.
I say it separately, but every time it's like, I'm Rapon, I'm Rapon. Like, I'm Rapon, I'm Rapon.
We practice our names and such, so we don't make mistakes.
So we don't need it.
I see.
You always think you don't need it.
Do you practice your name?
Yes, we practice our names and such.
For example, if we do our last song in the performance,
we say, this is our last song.
And we say, oh, I see.
You're serious?
We don't know if the audience will say yes or no.
You have to guess and say yes or no.
I want to check the flow.
But you're serious.
It's not a fake, it's serious.
I'm doing it on purpose.
What?
On purpose.
You're doing it on purpose?
I'm doing my best for my seniors.
Isn't your name wrong?
There's no way it's wrong.
That's not true.
There is a wisdom in life.
Even if you think she is working hard...
It's not something you do in public.
I'm not showing it.
I'm doing it in a loud voice.
In a loud voice.
It's not good.
What do you think of it, Reipon?
What do you think of it, Karen?
Hey, hey!
You're not interested in me!
I was sleeping!
You make me want to pat you.
Thank you.
Thank you! Let's move on!
That's awesome!
Let's go, Miyu!
I have a question for you, too.
You have a manga called One Piece, right?
Yes!
It's about 108 volumes now.
I read it when I was a student because I wanted to read One Piece.
There's a story that moved me.
There's a story about a dog's milk.
To explain it simply, it's about protecting the dog food shop of the deceased owner.
I cried so much when I heard about it.
I couldn't watch One Piece anymore.
It's a result of your hard work.
Yes, it's a painful memory.
And the other day, Mai Hiraima and Karin Kojima were talking about it in the dressing room.
And it seems like Mai also started reading One Piece.
And when I asked him, Mighty cried in that scene and said,
I quit watching it.
But when I said it in One Piece, it was about the second volume.
You said it first, and then you said it again.
Please stop!
Yeah, you said it.
Sorry, sorry.
You said it first, right?
No, you said it first.
Can I make an excuse?
Because I've started watching it recently and it's the second volume now.
I'm sorry!
I called you yesterday, and you called me today, and I was so excited!
I'm starting to call you, but I'm sorry.
You were told to go home first, weren't you?
I'm sorry.
You were crushed.
It's a great and interesting story.
Then, Anju.
Anju, let's go.
I used to perform on stage.
I was on stage with the same performer and I was in a pretty party-like state.
So you were in a party-like play?
Yes, it was a party-like play but everyone had a party-like atmosphere and it was reflected a lot.
Even when I came back to NMB, I was like, hey yo!
Come to think of it, you did that in the gag earlier.
Like, do something about it.
Recently, I've been back.
Everyone is quiet.
I'm quiet, too.
But this is quite normal.
But from the members who saw it...
I've been told I'm not well.
It's not like I'm back to normal.
That's when Paripi was in the picture, right?
How did you do it, Paripi?
I went into my seniors' circle and said,
like, good morning!
I've never done that before.
Suddenly?
But from your seniors' perspective, you liked Anju quite a bit, right?
No, I was a different person.
A different person.
I was like, good morning! How are you?
Suddenly?
Yes.
Saying good morning and how you are isn't really a party thing, right?
Right!
Saying how you are and all that?
I thought I absorbed something wonderful.
Was Miu and Anjou your seniors?
We were in the same class.
What did you think of them?
They were always calm and energetic, so I was happy.
But recently they've been too energetic and their back has been injured.
They can't go to the park.
What? Were you injured?
There's a scene where you have to become a zombie, and you tried to stop it by killing it too much.
I want you to stop it!
That's... that's...
What was the zombie like?
Like a real zombie.
Can I say something?
Is your waist okay?
My waist is fine. I'm back.
I was in front of a dance scene, so I had to come out as a real zombie.
Oh, stop, stop, that's dangerous!
That's dangerous, dangerous, dangerous!
It's always like this.
I see.
So you've loosened your waist.
Yes.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you okay now?
It hurts a little.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I haven't shaken it off, but everyone was worried about me.
You're like a senpai now.
She's doing it seriously.
I see.
It's good to see you're doing well.
Let's move on to Rei.
Wow, you're mixed up.
I'm sorry, but...
But?
I'm sorry, but...
I'll ask you.
When we were performing in the theater,
we would change from costumes to lessons.
We would change from costumes to lessons.
I'm in Team M.
I'm wearing a white T-shirt and a black jacket.
When I was changing between day and night, I was slowly changing.
Suddenly, Wadamiu, who was next to me, said,
I didn't fit my bra size today and said it.
There are many members who do gravure in Team M.
There are too many members who don't resist showing off like that.
I was like, show me!
And I started to see the underwear of various members, their chests and butts.
It's only been half a year since I got my license, and I'm like, this is who you are.
This is how you are in this world!
This is how idols are!
Please wait a moment.
I have something to say.
I'm next door to the changing room.
When you're changing...
Suddenly, my butt is out of shape.
What do you mean?
I've done this before and it's all out of shape.
What do you mean?
I've never had it out of shape, but she's got a lot of butts.
What do you mean?
I've done this before and it's all out of shape.
What's wrong with you?
You don't have to take it off.
There's a flipping pant under the costume.
I had some loose pants that I could wear.
When I took them off, they were all taken off.
That's a very funny happening.
I took them off.
That's a very funny happening.
I just wanted to show my butt.
What do you want to show?
You're too thoughtful.
What do you want to show?
That's also fake.
Fake.
What kind of fake is that?
Showing your butt.
Showing your butt is fake.
That's funny.
That's good.
Lastly, Karen.
What did you say?
It's Nyan, Piro, Poo.
It's Mika, Nyan, Piro Piro, Poo-chan.
What Nyan?
I'm sorry. Say it again.
Mika, Nyan, Piro Piro, Poo-chan.
Yesterday, we posted a picture of us with X.
Those of you who liked it...
I'm so happy!
Please do it, everyone!
Please talk!
So I went to get my purikura.
I got my purikura and was waiting for the elevator.
Then a cute woman talked to me.
She said,
Oh, are you Mikunyan? You're so cute! Please shake my hand!
She answered me like that.
She was like,
Miie-chan, you're face is so small!
And she came up to me and said,
Ahh!
That's rude!
That's sad.
You said something, didn't you?
I did. I just got a big A.
It's amazing.
That's rude of you.
I'm still not good enough.
That's not true.
I see.
I was shocked.
I'm Nyanpiropu.
Nice to meet you.
Can I ask you something? Are you three a unit?
Huh? No.
What do you think?
What do you think?!
But I hope we can continue to work as a unit.
What kind of unit?
Team M's Nyanpiropu.
We are good friends.
I see. Thank you, Nyanpiropu.
I see.
That's all for today's NMB48 Academy News.
MVP doesn't decide, right?
Yes.
That was interesting.
Let's start with Anjou.
Cute MV.
Very cute.
Parippi's tension is cute too.
It's not a job for a rabbit.
Anjou.
Will you come forward?
Towards the camera.
Very cute.
Here is NMB48's 29th single.
Please watch this MV.
Please welcome her!
[PH] What?
Ah, all of a sudden I got a chance, too
Is this love?
Is this love? Is this love?
I've never felt like this before
Is this love? Is this love?
My heart is tightly closed
Oh oh oh oh
I didn't know until I met you
Wow...
Is it a precious love without any choice?
Is it love? Is it love? Is it love?
I don't know...
Surely someday, someday, someday I will know it!
Hey, young boy, you don't have to rush things
Grow up at your own pace
Looking at the flash drive, I wish I could dream of a girlfriend like you
No matter how I pray to God, meeting you is difficult
Is it real or is it fake?
What's love?
Is this love? Is love like this? I don't know
Is it love? Is love like falling in love?
Wow wow wow, the village I finally found
Wow wow wow, the only color I've ever owned
Love, love, love, love, makes me nervous
But I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, I will go
These dirty feelings for you
Are too strong for me, I want you, I love you
Please forgive me
Is this love? Is it love?
I've never felt like this before
Is it love? Is it love?
My heart is tightly closed
Oh-oh-oh...
Until I met you, I didn't know
Wow-oh-oh...
Without choice, this dependable love
Is it love? Is it love?
I don't know
Someday, I like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you
It's a love word!
Let's continue from here. Next is the Honopi Present Project.
Honopi Presents. I want to be warm and cute too!
What is this project?
As I said earlier, there are three big adaptive female NMB actors like Reipon, Shinsen and Miyu.
I am a little far from being an adaptive character.
It's true that you're about to be a little bit of a joker.
I want you to play for me today.
I see.
I've told Reipo that you want to be like that.
That's right.
Actually, I'm not sure if you're interested in it.
Reipo, you've already got it when you came out of the changing room.
But you have a little bit of admiration for it.
I don't want to show my butt, though.
You don't want to show your butt, though.
What do you teach people? What kind of things do you teach people?
Situation and handshake, you know?
Yes, yes.
I can use it anywhere.
Do you guys show your mischief during handshakes?
Do you know about it?
Mischief.
Three mischiefs.
As I thought, you're mischief.
We show our mischief everywhere, so we can show it anywhere.
We show our mischief depending on the situation.
Don't you have any dark side? Like when you're smoking?
No, we don't smoke.
We don't smoke.
You're always mischief.
I want you to teach me about our mischief.
Let's have each of you think of a situation and show it off.
Then Honopi will decide which one you want to do and actually do it.
Yes, please.
Then, do you have a situation you thought of and presented it to me?
Yes.
Yes, then Shinshin.
Yes.
What kind of situation and what do you say?
I will do it with a handshake.
With a handshake.
Yes.
Then who will you meet?
But...
I'll choose holopee.
Oh, you'll choose holopee?
Yes.
Oh, you'll do it around?
But...
I'll hit you.
I'm sorry.
You don't like it.
No!
You don't want to touch it.
You might have a serious love for it.
A serious love for this?
Hey!
I'm married and have children.
Don't worry about it.
I have children too.
I didn't know you cared about it like that.
You didn't care about it like that?
It's fine.
I'll get a doger!
Alright, then.
This is a situation caused by sincerity.
Is this a handshake?
I'll just do it like this.
Like a fan.
Alright, then.
Hello.
I put on too much hand cream.
Can you give me some?
Give you some?
Give me some hand cream.
Can you keep this up?
Wow!
This is not a trick, it's a fraud.
This is a trick.
We shake hands and put hand cream on our hands many times.
We put Becher and Cannes Nivea on our hands.
This is a trick.
Who is next?
What kind of situation?
I am 3 years older than me.
3 years older? How old are you now?
18 years old.
You are 23 years older than me.
I am 23 years older than you, but I am 3 years older than you.
3 years older than you.
And I am riding a swing.
I see.
I am young.
Then, please.
7 Kyo... Kyo... Kyo... Kyo... Kyo!
It was fun.
We always play in the park.
Always in the park.
Shall we go to the theme park together?
Sounds good.
You always carry stuff for me.
Do you think I'm your little sister?
No, you're my little sister. We've known each other since we were little.
Don't you think of me as your big brother?
I like you, though.
This is bad...
This is bad! If you say this, it's bad!
Everyone will be fooled!
I think everyone will be fooled!
If you say this...
You can say it to someone you don't like or someone you like?
I said it because I like it.
If you like someone, you say it like this.
You can say it like that.
Both of you are amazing.
I can't think of anything.
That's amazing.
Miyu-chan.
Then, I'll say it now.
Now?
Yes, now.
That's difficult.
Please say it.
I was next to you until now, but you changed corners and left me. I'm lonely.
Until you say you like me, I won't say it.
No, it's not like that. It's just embarrassing.
She was embarrassed.
It's embarrassing.
She was embarrassed.
This is amazing.
It's amazing that you can do it normally.
Anji, come here.
Show Anji's cheek.
Show me.
I want to see Anji's cheek.
Next is Takanori.
Show me how you do it.
Wait, wait! That's the worst!
What is it?
Wait, I want you to change it.
Do you want me to do one of the ones from before?
Should I compare it with the one from before?
Ah, that's right.
Anne-chan.
Ewww!
Anne-chan, you should learn how to do it.
You can do it in any setting. You can do it like you did before.
You can do it in a handshake.
I'll go for hand cream.
Oh!
She'll go for hand cream!
So, please!
Hand cream...
I always put on hand cream with perfume, but I think I put on too much.
Too much perfume?
Perfume?
How do you put on perfume?
You put it on without perfume?
What is it?
The one you put on your hand?
Sorry, I can't.
No!
You suck!
I was going to ask you an ad-lib, but I don't know what you're doing.
You're going to make people laugh at us?
I'm sorry, I'll learn.
What do you want to do, Honopi?
I want to do Reipon's weird thing at the park.
It's not weird, it's youth.
I'm not sure about it.
I'm going to try it.
It's hard.
It's hard to do it with a straight face.
Let's do it.
It's a situation caused by fire.
Please.
Wait, wait.
No, no, no.
It can be rattling.
I'm late, so it's like this.
You two are always passing by.
I don't want it!
You and Kawaii, you know?
First, you have to say something cute to everyone.
Say it!
You have to say it.
Yes, you have to say it.
Why am I so nervous?
Say it!
Do it!
There's a line from Ray Pon.
There's a line like, I want you to pat me.
I'll arrange it in my own version.
First, you say it.
Honoppy's head, pon pon, I want you to do it, inner thigh!
No!
But this is also there, this hand is Reiko's hand like this, and my thigh is inner thigh, and this is the shape of it, so...
No, I know, I know, but I want you to do it in a rough way!
In a rough way, you want to be rough, don't you?
It's not stupid to do it in a rough way!
You're right!
You're good!
You're making fun of me!
We haven't done it yet.
Let's do it.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Hey!
You are kidding me.
I'm serious.
I'm getting embarrassed.
You are serious.
I want you to do more.
Okay, let's start!
It was fun today.
It was fun.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow...
I have work.
Do you think I'm your little sister?
Wait!
You're misinterpreting it!
Why do you think I'm your little sister?
You're saying I'm your little sister because you have work.
That's not what you mean.
We've known each other for a long time, but don't you think of me like a little sister?
She has a turn.
I'm sorry, but I'm laughing and something hits my foot and I kick it, but who throws my punishment?
Who is it?
You're throwing it away, aren't you?
Why are you throwing it away? Why can't you kick your own face?
That's enough!
Let's try it again!
Yes, please!
It was fun today.
You're childhood friends.
Childhood friends.
Do you think I'm your little sister?
I think you're like my little sister.
This blanket is really good.
This chair is nice!
No!
It's over!
You're making fun of me.
I want to love you only.
You are really...
I thought you were going to say something funny.
But it was great.
That's it for Honobi Presents.
I want to be cute.
There's no more time.
This is the ending.
We've been doing this segment for two hours now.
It's about time for you to choose your most active one today and give it to Mr. Shuhei.
First, please announce your most active one today, Mr. Shuhei!
It's Miyu!
Honopi is really good at it.
Even before Honopi was active, he was throwing away my can badge.
He was filling in the gaps.
I see.
He's good at filling in the gaps.
He's amazing.
So, I'd like you to write your nicknames and announce them.
Yes, that's your nickname.
Now, that's good.
You're doing this to the camera in the meantime.
You're so rough.
Yes, I can do this.
Now, please give us your nickname.
I forgot about you being rough.
For me, you are a back-new-dutch-woman-gamer.
Stop it!
This is it.
Are you going to post this on social media?
This is crazy.
If you don't like it, please put it in the blur.
Let's do it like that.
Thank you. Congratulations!
Now, everyone, please continue to support and support ENB.
Let's go!
Mera Mera! ENB! Goodbye!
Thank you very much!