AISubs v3.8.2
I'm watching you with my side eye.
I'm watching you with a funny face.
This is NMB.
The captain is not doing anything.
Azuki is pulling.
What are they doing?
[PH] They are making a face.
Hello, I'm Karin Kojima.
I'm Mikana Yamamoto.
We have a special project for you today.
Today, AKB48's Hirata Yuki and Yagi Azuki will come to the ENEMY-48 theater.
I'm happy.
Since we're here, we'd like to entertain you.
It's a prank plan to prank you.
A prank?
I'm not happy about it.
Will you entertain me?
The content of the prank is...
Make you think it's a weird group who is particular about laughing more than necessary.
I'm going to make you confused.
I feel sorry for you.
You came all the way to Osaka and you're being pulled this far.
I just had a shooting.
With you two?
In between, we talked about the show with Evers and talked about what you think about it.
We talked about the comedy.
I'm looking forward to seeing what you two will say.
Oh, they're here.
They're here, they're here, they're here.
Cute!
This thin chika doesn't suit me.
Isn't it hard for you to breathe?
Chika, Chika is sleeping.
You're worried about me, right?
Really, I'm used to it, but...
Right.
It's refreshing to see you two peeking out of the dressing room.
Are you sleeping?
Right?
You must be tired.
Right?
When did you get here? Did you come today?
I was leaving today.
Are you okay with doing this?
I'm sorry for you guys to be sleeping, but let's get started.
First of all, I'd like you to prank these two people.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm soul mighty and I'm rain pon.
We're going to do a comedy prank.
Like comedians.
We're going to do it like comedians do it.
Let's start with the first prank.
Let's go.
It's difficult.
I'm late, aren't I?
Yes, you are.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for waking you up.
Excuse me.
Kenkyuusei is here.
What should we do?
Nice to meet you.
You look weird.
What's wrong?
Look at me.
I'm embarrassed.
It's a strange sight.
Have you ever forgotten your captain's name while watching an NMB movie?
I can't think of a name.
How about Tokucho?
Tokucho is amazing.
I'm curious about that.
I was really thinking about what they were doing in Jiburan earlier.
You were writing stories.
I was writing stories.
But according to Okan, that person is saying the word in a bunch of different ways.
It's not Kozuma Karin like this.
She's smiling now.
She's smiling!
She's saying it in a funny way.
I want to tell her that she's funny.
Yeah, yeah.
She's smiling a lot.
She's smiling a lot!
She's crying.
Yuki-chan!
Asu-chan is pulling it.
What are you doing?
You look like you are going to eat it.
It's OK for you to come back once.
Excuse me. Let's talk for a moment.
Excuse me.
I was nervous.
I got a lot of comments about you.
I got it.
I got a lot of comments about you.
Wait a minute.
I'm happy.
Wait a minute.
I'm frustrated.
But the second...
That was a good start.
I want to ask you one more time.
Can you put a monoboke in the dressing room?
And you can show it to Mikana.
It's a misunderstanding.
Actually, Mikana is the only one who can meet you two.
I see.
We were three at first, and we decided to show you two.
Can you let me do it?
We will discuss it while looking at you two.
I'll ask you something.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for earlier.
Thank you.
Hasen, you have quite a lot of things.
Like, you're here again.
Ah, you're putting something in my ear.
Asu-chan is really good at drawing.
This and the eyes of respect.
I'm Mikana.
Mikana is...
I will do it.
I will do it with a loud voice and a small voice.
[PH] I am excited.
I will laugh a little.
I am raising my voice very loudly.
Don't say it! Don't say it!
She's laughing! She's laughing!
Good! Good!
I'll do it.
One more.
Mogura-tataki.
This is tough!
I'm so frustrated right now.
I was accepted but I'm frustrated.
[PH] She's frustrated.
NMB's professional willpower.
I wonder how the two of them feel right now.
The two of them of AKB48.
I'll go.
The one that will definitely end in the opening ceremony of the Olympics.
This is not a monoboke but a face-off game!
This is my special skill.
Asahi-chan, you just did it. Can you do it?
I don't know how to do it.
I want to see it.
There are a lot of moves.
It's fun.
It's heavy. Your waist is heavy, isn't it?
Have you ever done it?
No.
Not even once?
No.
I've only done monologue before.
I'm more monologue than Echiko.
I've only done monologue in my life.
I'm not like Echiko.
You are so mean! I'm sorry!
Please forgive me for today.
What is it?
Let's do it with more energy.
You will hold the helicopter and show me your face.
My face?
I'm sorry!
Are you going to do it for me?
I'll hit you!
I'm losing!
Can I do it too?
Can I do a face of a pitcher who absolutely does not exist?
What is this face game competition?
No, it's okay.
I think yuki-chan's love is really endless.
I think I'm in love with mikana-san.
I'm in love with you two.
I admire you.
She admires you.
Today, I'm here with my favorite Mikana Yamamoto, who I admire and love, for the first time.
As an idol, you've already lost 100 points.
I'm so happy!
Go for it, Mikana!
I'm excited!
That's great!
This is a rojo band that is in the meeting place.
Everyone is doing it! Wonderful!
[PH] Put it down!
Wonderful!
The young people's spirit was amazing.
I'm sorry, everyone.
It was fun.
Wonderful!
She said you should take a picture.
Wonderful!
Everyone's helping!
Nice fight!
She said you should take a picture.
She took a picture for you.
Cute!
Nice fight!
You two are in a great shape.
You're doing it for me!
You're really interested in me.
You're touching my head!
Nice fight! Wonderful!
Thank you so much.
But we will continue.
We will continue and we will have these two to prank us.
Hello.
We have starker and stable wakapon and kate here.
Do you know how we are doing?
We saw you.
You warmed us up.
We will continue like this.
You are doing something.
Oh...
What was that?
What was that punch?
She is cute.
Cute.
Well, let's move on to the next topic.
We will have a quarrel about comedy.
Oh, comedy.
And we will put a big picture on the chair.
I'm still in a daze, so I'd like you to do something like that.
Good morning!
You're here again.
Good morning!
I'm the one who wrote the script.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Anyway, is that a manzai?
That's a manzai, too.
What?
But, you know, almost all of tsurikawa's comedy and manzai...
In the first place, comedy and manzai are...
I'm talking about the M.O.A. of Yabu-san.
It's been a while ago.
It's been 5 or 6 years.
It's a little difficult.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm most interested in you so far.
Can you cut it off with a pretty valuable feeling?
That's what it's like.
Is it a content?
I was surprised.
It's not a proper tradition.
What can you say to me if you haven't been there?
I'm laughing. I'm laughing.
I'm a little excited.
But I want this silence.
I'm a little excited about the drama.
I'm in trouble.
Which one is more interesting?
Let's decide with this.
The more interesting, the more opinions will be divided.
Let's decide which one is more interesting.
What title is too aggressive for the new song of BABYMETAL?
I'm worried about them.
They started to fight.
What title is too aggressive for the new song of BABYMETAL?
My confession.
I agree with you.
No, no, no.
The word for a song gives you a sense of escape, doesn't it?
I'm nervous.
You didn't need it.
Thank goodness.
The title of your new song is too sad. What kind of title is it?
Gerochu Strike.
This is the best one.
Do it yourself.
This is so funny.
You guys are so funny.
They don't know yet.
What kind of title is BABYMETAL attacking with their new song?
Explosion!
Number Jack!
Funny!
Is it funny?
Isn't it funny?
How is it?
You two are laughing, aren't you?
This will sell.
Karin, do you want to say it?
I'm afraid of going in this atmosphere.
Laugh again.
It's hard.
Well, I'll say it.
I don't like this kind of idol. What kind of idol?
Good evening!
It's been a while!
What are you doing?
I was just cutting wood and found this.
I couldn't think of anything good.
Oh, I see.
I thought I'd ask you two.
Oh, really?
Yes, would you like to listen?
Yes, I'd love to.
Then, let's listen.
I'm happy.
Show me.
Poor you two.
The topic is...
What kind of idol would you not like?
You are the worst at this.
You are good at individual things.
You are so strict.
I am not.
I will study and get lost.
Your smile is gone, Aki-chan.
I definitely want to go home.
She is writing.
Like, I don't like it if it's like this?
Do you have any?
Which idol do you hate?
Idols who like to clap and fly.
Did you write it down?
I did.
Do you do the cutting?
I've never done it.
You do, right?
I want to hear it.
You want me to ask you?
On the contrary.
Which idol do you hate?
After dancing, the oil came out of my head.
Oh, no!
So far, the winner is...
Please take your time.
Not at all!
Please take your time, teacher.
Kojirin is doing one more.
I don't like what I saw.
Oh, she's writing.
What is it?
I don't like this kind of idol.
What kind of idol?
I don't like shaking hands with fans.
They are all my relatives.
No!
Don't say that!
I think it's better to make it realistic.
What did you know?
Karin-san couldn't answer it, so we had a fight.
It was about how you started talking about your own episode.
What is the beginning of an episode talk that you know is definitely a lie?
A long, long time ago.
I see.
But it might not be a lie.
I see.
They're holding each other's hands.
They're holding hands.
Are you mocking me?
[PH] Why?
You two from AKB48 are so good at fighting.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself in the past?
I'm ashamed of myself?
Why do you have to do this?
I'll tell you a joke.
If you don't do it, you'll get into a fight.
It's embarrassing.
How many years have you been doing music videos?
[PH] It's a prank.
[PH] I'm sorry.
I'm glad you didn't do it.
I've been trying to make you feel weird.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You made me do crazy things!
It was really fun.
No, no, no.
I came here to learn something new.
I wonder if you're practicing.
Such a big answer!
I'm sorry for giving you such an answer.
I was so surprised and I was so excited.
I'm a stoic person.
[PH] My eyes hurt.
Prank success!
It was so much fun.
It was fun!
It's been a while.